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nuelzy:
uche jombo did it....so shut up









btw.....

i cant just contain d kinda love i have for dat eve esin girl...after MJ....she is nxt....i just love her.....

You couldn't make ur point without saying "shut up"? Seems you're effeminate all round...face and attitude alike.

A critic said the airport scene where the avengers clash is the best fight scene he has seen in any super hero movie. And my Spidey gets a combined screentime of 30 mins...Holland is already been hailed as a better Spiderman than Maguire and Garfield. Is it just me or is May 6 an awfully long time to wait?

moneyallowed:
Get hyped!

Bro!!! You jhs stroked my d¡ck!!!! Is that fan art or the real Marvel release poster? Hot damn!! Goosebumpey all over ryt now....

Wrong again...hehe

Baba...yah very wrong oh

Check out the comments!!!! Lol.

Welcome to Nigeria.
Level Of Chill: Zero.

My best part: who be me and who I be

Valar Morghulis. Valar Dohaeris.

I will post the answer after 50 comments

This is a question EVERYBODY fails. I mean EVERYBODY...except you've seen the pic before and the correct answer.

How many pictures do you see?

And then you tell your grandma how you're going to miss her so much and she stares at you like "Miss me? How do you mean? I'm still here." Then you bring out your pump action.....

My wife just died trying to deliver our baby. The baby didn't make it too.

I'll have asked you to report to the bank oh....but the bankers will eat the money. It's either you eat it or GTB staff does. If you eat...you'll purge. I can assure you that.



On 2nd thoughts....leave the money for 2 years....if they don't question you, then flex.

Here in Port Harcourt it's SPAR....

Painted Lagos color oh...Make I dey run am na. Sir P....hafa?

Who cares? As long as they are Nigerians.

Observing....

Seems a niigga just "browsed her internet". Now she's feeling guilty. In other to placate her conscience she's suggesting you "browse" another girl's "internet." OP there is a "connection" problem.

9ja is 67th in FIFA rankings. What was he expecting? Promotion?

NL has its own issues too.

Hawker be like "Oga leave pear and take watermelon."

This is why I schooled abroad.











What? I said I schooled abroad. So y are you looking at me like that?

Lol....as 9ja fell to 67th in the FIFA rankings?

PMB: Kai. Osibanjo, no fuel. Let only me travel this time. When my phone full unplug it for me.

VP: I don hear.

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Having a bad day? Laugh it off.

We cut the top to grant us access to violently suck the juicy interior.

Who is this one again? I thought you were going to list the benefits of his visits to all 21 countries. You listed just 2. And the 2 sef you listed:

1. China is set to - Future Tense
3. USA has decided to - Future Tense
4. USA is set to - Future Tense
5. USA has pledged to - Future Tense

Anyways from the 2nd paragraph of your post, the 1st sentence precisely, you said you didn't vote PMB using your intellect. What more can I say?

Damn!!! See how high the gate is!!!! I'm guessing it's made of titanium too so even if you reverse with force, it won't bulge.

Death will not see people now to take....

Superheroes in Nigeria? It won't work oh.

Batman won't see fuel to drive his batmobile. Even if he does traffic won't let him go anywhere. Road Safety will still tell him to clear one side. "Oga this your car is too flat." And did I mention his uncles won't let him claim ownership of his Father's house? And the well-meaning relatives will be forcing him to go and marry.

Ironman? Where is the light to invent? Where is the light to charge all his suits? With all his billions EFCC won't let him rest...steady probing. And with all the high tension poles around, flying would have been dangerous. Plus poor MTN network won't let him communicate with Jarvis properly.

Wonderwoman will save a married man and his wife will be like "Ashawo!!! Go and marry. Stop wearing short skirt."

Captain America would be on the run because of governmental pressure to go to Sambisa.

Aba boys will steal Thor's hammer and give him fake.

Where would Spiderman sling his web? Nepa Poles?

Raid, Mobil and other insecticides will not let Antman to do his job.

Superman will be flying without his cape because his tailor would always be disappointing.

Feel free to add yours.

colossus2:
I thought luthor changed Zod's corpse into doomsday.

Well...my bad.

colossus2:
Yeah much talk but I think the storyline is more important. And the action later on was great when they had to fight General Zod's monstrous body created by luthor.
The fight between batman and superman was Dope.
Indeed, "men are brave" (in batman's voice).
My best scene was when Zod had beaten wonder-woman and superman, then he was approaching batman, guess what?
.......batman launched his batclaw and took off
There was no dull scene

Bro that was Doomsday not Zod. And the best fight scene was that warehouse scene when Batman took down like....53 guys? Lol. Owk not up to 53 sha but he took many men down.