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Which do u want? 500 pieces of 100 naira or 5 pieces of 1000 naira? Eez not by denomination oh.





If he was spraying 1000 naira notes the heading would have been "M.I. Wasting Money At A Friend's Wedding".

The chick sef is looking 26, 27.

Lol....South Africa is closely following 9ja on the "WTF Countries" list.

Oh sure I will. Jeez! He was my grand pa! Ain't that heartless jor. But that's after I spend the money till e remain like 2,500. Then I'll change that one back.

Which picture?

Na wa oh. Kon be like one new film. The Panama Papers. Lol. Abeg how many 9ja politicians have been implicated?

Who statistics epp?

Hell Rough-ai never show una shege. Una never chee chontin yet.

OP ran for SUG treasurer and lost to one girl. Lol. Im vex open thread.

Take the biitch to an asylum for the criminally insane...slip something inside her food...something that'll be killing her very slowly. As in: Her hair will start to fall off, then her finger nails, toe nails, eventually all her body hair. That should be followed by limb dysfunction, stiff joints. Then partial blindness, inability to smell, a tongue that can no longer taste....then her skin will begin to age and fall off. And oh...total blindness, inability to pass out excrement, brain swelling, followed by big big boils all over her vulvaa, then sudden leprosy. Finally she should be poured acid and then hung outside to dry. Court dismissed.

Eez not fine....

7 years? If it'll finally make them competent....then no wahala.

Frei:
Just watched DeadPool. Man the director is sick man!!!! Love it from A-Z

Deadpool is my new prescription drug. Once each night. Watching Hail Caesar at the moment. So far so hahaha....

*in Deadpool's voice* WHAT IN DAH ASS??!!!!


Endtime Ventilation

Beehshorp:
So op did u create dis thread to stop pre marital sex? Enlighten me more

Lol. Dude... U no well

Batman Vs Superman.........5/10. After all the hype. Now I get why critics were so harsh on the movie. Thank God I didn't go when it premiered. Na so my N1,200 for use go. For like two hours they were just talking plenty. I can count how many times there was action...about 2 scenes. Batman vs Superman's fight.....underwhelming. Doomsday...ugly ass mordafaka. I remember the trailer...when Bruce asked Clark : "Do you bleed?" I was hoping the bleeding will be major...tshew. Just one tear on his cheek. Sha...enof spoilers already. But my crave for Justice League just died a little. Who has link for Zootopia abeg? Clear one.

cao:
The Lego Movie.

Best animation in the history of ever!

obiorathesubtle:
because it didn't work for you... You don't have to be so bitter..



You just have to find what works for you man..



Funny thing.. Even if you keep preaching this same ish for years.. This net will always catch fish the same way

Spoken like a real G. You bloody murafaka. Now that wasn't subtle at all. Lol. Slay them!

DPricey1:
I think Stefan and Elena

Team Damon

I know a front pager when I see one. I don't need to shout Lalasticlala 7 times.






Uti and the guy with the Violin though....
Who knows how to make a good agbada? I'm very serious right now. Contact me ASAP. This boys don too intimidate person.

Resting B!tch Face?

I know an Front pager when I see one. I don't need to say lalasticlala 7 times.......

Jagaban! The Slayer! Keep doing your thing Papi.








P.S: I don't like you sir.

evegran:
Well, I've seen some fine police men but they usually smell funny.

Lol! Miss Nigeria?

It's me, myself and I.

Hmmnnn.

*rubs palms together in delight*

I've already followed you sha....lemme start from there.

evegran:
He just is. It's a better view than most ugly police men if you ask me.

Well...we're just used to the sun-battered bulgy-bellied tribal-marked police commissioners.








More importantly though, who's that on your DP? And why isn't she Miss Nigeria yet?

Who urine help?

NoHomo

tommykiwi:
“We wish to re-assure Nigerians that we are on top of the petroleum products supply and distribution situation and we remain committed to eliminating this endemic issue once and for all within the next few days.
“This has resulted to savings of over N100 billion monthly for the nation.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/200987-nnpc-reassures-nigerians-commitment-end-fuel-scarcity.html

Eziokwu? Why won't they be on top of the situation? Ashaawo Politicians. 100 billion monthly? Since when? Please can anyone verify that? Here in Singapore sha...we don't have fuel queues.

Transgender Hulk. Olosho Hulk. Whorlk.

Aunty....gimme work. Ney dey post big big post.