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But Godwin is an artist abi?

Kweshun.

Go to Songs of Solomon. The Shulammite girl sang about her Shepherd Boy kissing her lips. And they weren't married. Be their forming Christian....

No it's not. Your subscription haf finish.

You mean her new baby PRAM? Something wey they empty. She covered it up so we won't see the toiletries she put inside....shopping at Walmart and using Pram as Cart. Damn girl you do it well.


Congrats on your Motherhood

You'll want to make call...but you'll accidentally press "shoot". Lol...spattering your dumb brain all over the place.

pretty16:
Lmao. New Format for toasting?

Lol. How will I know na? I don't toast sha. I make my own bread from scratch.

pretydiva:
..twas ok..u?

Hehehe. Correct. Mine wasn't bad. Thanks. Having a fun day I suppose....

pretydiva:
buy naija to grow d naira .learn 2 appreciate ur own

Aunty Leslie don't even start. I just checked out ur profile oh. Where do I start? Your PERUVIAN hair? Abi your ITALIAN shoes? The bag is smelling DUBAI DUBAI. And your picture quality....AMERICAN iPhone 6 Plus. Let's not talk about the FRENCH Louis Vuitton graffiti beautifying your pic's background. Anyways my point is this: You're a fine girl. How was ur night nau?

Jon Snow and Ygritte(Game of Thrones)

Damon and Elena (Vampire Diaries)

Couldn't care less for Nollywood

Our kids won't even know what "Harmattan" is.

olu77:
I didn't understand your post

The post didn't understand you either

Nigerian passport won't even grant you access to Nigeria

FlawlessRebirth2:
.MTWSSSHH


YOU DON FIRST SEE STEW MK DEY SCENT BUH E NO SWEET?

OK


MAMA AMAKA DE SELL MMM....AFTER SHE DON SCATA ERRBODY NOSE WITH SCENT ..TRY BYE M....

Oya cook for me na. By the way...how can you be at Aba, Edo, India, China etc all at once? Bini girl abi? Na una.

Wetin concern conductor and CGPA....a badly matched pair...what are they doing?

aishatopeyemi:
. Smile, don't know but as soon as my parents say yes.

Well hurry. Even the best of guys can't say yes.

And I think you're a very respectful person Aishat. Some of our comments have been raw and kinda insulting but you didn't blow your cool. #respect

Lol. OP...e go bad if after all these jedi jedi you're still his Side Bae. In fact check how he saved your number....fit be "Pizza Girl."

Seriously tho....if this is really ur first time, and I doubt it, then I'll score you 8/10. You try.

And by the way...which pizza did he enjoy? This one we're seeing here or the other pizza.....hehehe.

Who are they? Pornstars?

aishatopeyemi:
Both but my purity ranks highest always

Then tell Uncle Ayo that you can't go down that lane with him. It's that trick we use on chicks. "I promise...no sex. Just allow me touch you." And by the time we're thru they'll be begging us to off their panties. And we'll do with maximum pleasure. By the time you know it...you're already a statistic...from Virgin Atlantic to Sosoliso Airlines. Even if it's just kiss, make im use dey hold body. I probably don't deserve an answer but...when are you guys marrying?

aishatopeyemi:
. Lol. Thanks, that's why I'm holding back. What if I'm the one that lose control cos i don't think guys' control is that strong

In the end it comes down to two things:
1. His satisfaction
2. Your purity

Which is more important to you?

Even our brothers in Diaspora? Haba. Na wa for we government!

Sister Aishat.... i'll be blunt. You don't want sex before marriage but you want romance? Enlighten this honorable audience exactly what you mean. Wait did you say 7 years? And not even a kiss? Sister Aishat. You've starved my guy for 7 yrs. You've not made a move in 7 years so I don't see you implementing any move I tell you now. So just allow your guy do his thing. You will respond involuntarily. Amd don't deceive thyself...it'll most likely culminate in sex. "I like garri but I don't like swallowing it" said no one ever. In summary....if your stand on sex before marriage is still the same...then you should keep it at just kissing. Or watch urself get bleeped mercilessly by a starved stallion. 7 yrs Aunty...7 yrs.

But she's not fine....seriously.






*stops drinking alcohol*




Oh My God! She's Bae. I could kiss her lips all day!

Eyekandi:
Hanging dross.
Nice storage idea!

Looked at ur DP and I instantly understood your moniker. You're candy for the eyes indeed.

Olamide will release a single in 2 weeks. Title will be "Ritualist"

Waiting for PMB to send his condolence

Dope CIA Agent shiit!!!

FriendChoice:
Those abducted included 14 women and two girls. A source said two women managed to escape the abductors by pretending to have drowned.
Source http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/200783-nigerian-army-says-women-abducted-boko-haram-madagali-rescued.html

plaetton:
Funny, that you were so quick in your knee-jerk reaction, that the meat of the OP completely eluded you.

I take it that it's either shortcomings in English comprehension, or , someone is just being disingenuous.

It's hilarious that you talk about APC logos, APC manifestos, as if they are super-organic entities, rather than just the mere political sound bytes that they really are.

How do you divorce or separate APC logo, APC manifestos and APC programs from the INDIVIDUALS that are supposed to administer them ?

If the INDIVIDUALS are stained or rotten, then of what good would the programs be ?

If we say that Nigeria has suffered 16 yrs of ruin, then the INDIVIDUALS ( irrespective of what party LOGO they are presently loyal to ) responsible for the ruins should be equally blamed and made accountable.

Or should we be blaming the PDP LOGO, not the INDIVIDUALS, for all the problems in Nigeria ?
Is that your point, Sir ?

May anything you touch prosper. God bless you sir. I dunno why some people will just stubbornly cling to daft reasoning.

How do I submit my CV?

bonechamberlain:
piccolobrunelli again .. ...

Paddy. I grreet you.

Launch gini?

FWJOBSNG:
According to him, the space “is a major asset which nations like Nigeria must also be involved in for the purposes of protecting national interest.”

Our national interest has not been protected from Abuja that is just here. You want to protect it from space. My brother...but how? Where is that Chinese designed NigComSat-01 that was supposed to operate for 15 years but ended up orbiting for just 18 months after it ran out of power due to an anomaly in its solar array? How will PHCN be controlling spaceship? Lol. Lemme hear word abeg. Astronaut ko Astrologer ni. Biko Ogbonnaya...shi eba puo.

I don't like that "try to score me if you can" tactic! Why didn't we press? We should also have been wasteful too. At least it'll mean we attacked back. But hey...winning the Brazilian team in Brazil? Bloody brilliant!