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Traumatic indeed. This is why you should go swimming on the first date.

Ada9103:
Just five hundred likes? You gat nothing to worry about

I know this is going to sound completely inappropriate......errrrrm...your dp is FIRE!!!!! In accordance with with NL rule number 22, this is the farthest I can get. Before my arse gets banned.

sheedy407:
I have studied him to be a good man,so when this msg gets to him,he will give me his own conditions and its still my fellow nairalanders that will still help me achieve his conditions.
But for now,pls keep the LIKES coming

I was the 1st to like na. I no be bad belle. If e work out...abeg carry me make I video am.

Onyiido:
How u take no say the pussy no fine before. Abi u don tresspass enter there before? I no just trust u

Lol. *in Bez voice* You suppose know by now

...as you await Dawn of Justice

Lol. Nice. But has he agreed to your terms?

As we all get hyped for this Friday's release of Batman Vs Superman, here is something to put you in the mood.

Last time I checked...there was no "Village Girl" in Nigeria.

8 games to go. Can Leicester City pull off one of the biggest upsets in football history? Personally, I want them to. What's your take? Like for Leicester. Share for Tottenham.

Bluezy13:
I pity the innocent Ella...
She supposedly has her lifetime to dwindle with someone with an IQ equivalent to that of a 5 year old

Here's the truth. I suck at insulting people. I suppose you're a grown up man. I'll treat you as such. I refuse to be dragged down to your level.

bet9jaguru:
https://www.nairaland.com/3004738/wedding-nigeria-what-cost

Trying to scare me abi?

Lol. Specially "edited" jollof rice.

Lovexme:
What did he eat?

*modified*

When the average Nigerian hears "food poisoning" he'll start Imagining that cliché Nollywood scene: A woman brings out a small nylon from her bra. She removes white substance inside and sprinkles it around the rice and then she mixes it properly.

Brethren please no be so.

Food Poisoning is an illness caused by bacteria or other toxins in food, typically with vomiting and diarrhoea.

*remodified*

Abeg who is counting my FTCs for today? When e reach 10 abeg let me know lemme go and do something else with my life.

*re-remodified*

If I could convert these likes to cash ehn!!!! Can I get 100? Tanchu.

*lastest modification*

Yes! We did it! 100+ likes! Looks like our likes have saved him.

The ass pad is quite obvious

Imagining how ugly her pu**y now looks. Something wey no fine naturally you kon carry fire still burn am!!!! What is it?!!!

*modified*

Onyiido:
How u take no say the pussy no fine before. Abi u don tresspass enter there before? I no just trust u

Lol *in Bez's voice* You suppose know by now

Get well soon OP

bet9jaguru:
getting married on whatsapp abi

Lol. You know na....we'll say our vows via status updates. No reception venue. I'll just open whatsapp group.

Bluezy13:
You lack maturity.
You will understand what [b]courtship[\B] means when you mature.

I noticed you were trying to bolden the word "courtship". But you don't really know how it works. Anyways. Her name is Ella. We're getting married after her youth service. You can now die.

Seriously bro? 5 years? You're about breaking the wrong heart. No try am. Or watch her tie you up and flog sense inside your head. When you were "blowing her bubble gum" you didn't ask about church oh. Tell us you saw another girl jare....

Hahahahaha. Bro....show us your source before I take this to Lala's table for Front Paging.

bet9jaguru:
lolz

bad man nah bad man

Kikikikiki Correct. Your future shall be bright.

kanzjude:
I need a good website builder to give me a quotation of a website that I intend to build.
Add me on watsapp with 08110442471. Lets discuss. Thanks

Correct

bet9jaguru:
until senate approve budget2016

Aren't we talking about October/November time? I applaud your wickedness Sir. Make all your games this weekend cut.

bet9jaguru:
no vex


i don modify am

The modification still get appendicitis. Commot am.

OP...speed is location dependent. Not totally of course but to a high extent. Na GLO I use get all my FTCs today.

bet9jaguru:
you can every go ahead and marry her on whatsapp and have ur kids there too


dumb man na dumb man

Lol. You've wounded my spirit. Wait lemme craft a comeback.

Mediapace:
Bro this is it :
i mean comment on that same thread not the first to comment all over the forum

Oooooooh. Owk. I gorrit now. Where is that Seun of a man sef? Running Underground Covert Ops for the Ministry of Information?

Just 3 days chatting with a girl on whatsapp I'll know all 5! Bad man na bad man.

Zero. Akwa. Big Round Ogazi Egg.

What's inside the bill biko?
*pokes bill from a distance with long stick*