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If she's a typical mother in law...then that kiss is only skin deep.

TreasureP:
D way ur mum's been doing to ur brother's wives bah??...or us sister's husbands...cos ur sure talking frm xperience

A quick look at your profile and I came to a conclusion: Husband go hard you to find. See the careless way you're advertising your number...looking for "fwndz" to foot your cheap bills. You're simply classless. You look like those type that begin asking for 100 recharge card after 30 minutes of chatting. I won't insult your mother in return. I wish her long life instead. May God give her the fortitude to all the heartache you will eventually bring her. Please go and hawk bread on 3rd Mainland. You quoted the wrong person

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So that chick from yesterday sent me a text.... telling me how she had to delete her NL account coz of the incessant calls she was getting and how she cried...blablabla. I kinda feel bad now sha. Hahaha. Na smallie. Maybe I'll just send her easter recharge card later.

Cut and join....

Keep making headlines for the right reasons ma'am. More palm oil to your ankle.

Chei yaaaaaaah. Chai!!!!

I've been wanting to buy Dogs Children for a long time now....

Aguoru122:
Rivers Re-run, was INEC positioned to fail?

By Uche Aguoru

While I have tried very hard to exculpate INEC of any complicity or bias in the Rivers Rerun...

Brozay...teach me.

Yes they were.

This administration getting the wrong people arrested since 2015 AD

I've always loved that word "grope".

I'm not a Belieber and I'll always Sean Beliebers. No pun intended.

Was looking at my mum and dad today and just couldn't help noticing how much alike they looked. I had to ask Google oh. I saw this amazing article:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that couples which sidestep their individuality and become One Combined Being are the most irritating people at every cocktail party. They refer to themselves in the plural, have matching shirts, and — oddly — even seem to look like each other. Those first two can be stopped, but science has declared that, indeed, the longer you're with a partner (and we're talking seriously long-term here; decades, not months), the more you resemble each other. It's called convergence of appearance, if you want to get technical. But researchers are still undecided as to why couples start to dress and look alike. There are a few competing theories about why your Aunt Wilma and Uncle Wilbur could easily pass for each other in a badly-lit room.

1. You Look Like Each Other To Begin With

One of the greatest secrets of the dating pool is that people seem to actively attempt to date people similar to them in some way — in education level, height, age, face shape, whatever. It's called assortative mating, and it's used to explain why educated people tend to marry other educated people and double their opportunities. It's not hard to understand why — you like somebody who knows what you're talking about when you moan about your 9-to-5 and college loans — but on a certain level, similarity is also determined in terms of genetics. And that includes faces.

We seem to like genetic similarity. Opposites don't actually attract all that conclusively, if you trust the science. A study from 2014 shows that white people in particular pick lifetime mates who have similar DNA. Forget the obsession with band T-shirts or the inability to play Monopoly without screaming; you may not have worked out with your ex simply because they weren't that genetically compatible with you. We subconsciously want to pass on our own genes, and your chances of having a kid similar to you is bolstered with somebody who looks like you.

2. You're Sharing The Same Experiences

The "facial likeness" study from the now-late psychologist Robert Zajonc of the University of Michigan in 1987 is still the benchmark for people who worry that they're developing their partner's scowl. Zajonc and his team asked volunteers to match photographs of men and women based on their facial similarity, and found that couples who'd been married for 25 years were overwhelmingly paired together.


There are two main hypotheses for why this happened. Zajonc thought it was because a long life together meant shared experiences that left similar lines on faces, and that couples would therefore begin to look more similar. Others were more practical, believing that it's simply a matter of genetic similarity becoming more evident as the rigors of age remove distinguishing features. Either way, Zajonc's ideas are pretty easy to understand; two people who have lived lives of hardship and difficulty will probably wear similar frown lines.

3. The Happier You Are, The More Alike You Look

Zajonc's theory of emotional face-mirroring was based on a basic principle: We imitate the people we're around the most. This phenomenon, called "unconscious mimicry," has been known for ages, and it's why we unconsciously take on the intonation of our friends' voices, or copy our boyfriend's stance at the bar. It's meant to bond us and make us feel part of a group, but Zajonc also thought it meant that we mimic a spouse over a long period of time, which would gradually reshape the face.


Scientific studies already show that genetic similarity seems to correlate with a happy marriage, but whether that's cause or effect is up in the air.

cc Lalasticlala cc Mynd1

http://www.bustle.com/articles/82358-why-do-couples-look-alike-3-reasons-partners-begin-to-resemble-each-other-explained

They've not shut down the school yet?

Dah fuq?

Picshur of his rod dividing the red sea or ahdonbilivit at least a censored one

Samsung Note 4 or 5

Don't disrespect us with recharge card promises. Anyways...the ideal husband material is about 6 trouser lengths.

You think so? Hehehe. I laugh in ancient Latin.

Got important things to keep up with...bye!

Nigerians have sold their chill to Satan.


PMB just keeps getting it wrong. Maybe he's hoping the Prime Minister of Belgium will invite him over. He's looking for the next country to visit. #JohnnyWalker #WalkingDead

Rihanna ft PMB - Walk Walk Walk Walk Walk

*modified* NLers want to kee me with likes oh!!!!!! Lalasticlala can I convert these likes to naira? 500 likes and I will trek from Port Harcourt to Belgium.

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999 likes!!!! No award? Kai! Looks like I'm going to Belgium after all! All I need now is direction.

bukqar:
SOMETIMES SOME PEOPLE THINK WITH ANUS,SO WHATS A CRIME IN THE CONDOLENCE HE PAID TO BELGIUM.

Ask the 1024 Nairalanders who liked my comment. Don't quote me to insult me. Stop raising your voice sir. Improve your argument. Who insult help? Hope you've had breakfast sir. I salute you.

Don't pay them their allawee and watch them sell those buses.

magicalBae:
Good... go teach the Egyptians good football, love

Ur DP tho. Magical indeed.

Seems the purging has stopped. About an hour ago Iwobi said he's fit to play.

We wish him a happy hat trick. May the gods of Egypt prove powerless against you. Part the Red Sea and let Nigerians cross.

cc Lalasticlala

https://mobile.twitter.com/alexiwobi?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4062301441

Crayfish bend because of condition.

Pure water
GEJ N10.
PMB N20

GLO sub
GEJ N1,000
PMB N1,400

Biscuit (Top, Twingles, Milk Power)
GEJ N10
PMB N15

There is only one Black Arrow!

My God!!!! I can guess their names. One is "Chizoba". The other is "Obiageli".

Hehehe...

Front Pager.

Na wa. Can't they just write off the debt? On compassionate grounds and all. The last child's name though...."Blanket".

The PRINCE of PARIS was covered in a BLANKET of debts. No pun intended.

Oya oh. Let's start using NL in another dimension.