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KingTom:
The worst punishment I ever got?
October, 1996

I was in Jss3, for my mind Na oshey junior finalist. Popping my collar and sagging my extremely long shorts. I was a rebel believe or not. The whole school knew about Aworinde the great cane Chester. The artful dodger, the baddest guy, I took pride in my tardiness and legendary loitering, since I knew ""E pass cane?"mtcheew,. Then my bubble burst, my case got to Fr. Christopher
. The man thought of the best punishment for me. One Monday morning, I bounced to the assembly hall at 8:00 (assembly time was 7:45am) I got there, received my customary 12 strokes and was on my way in when Fr. Stopped me, young man come with me after the assembly, I turned white, afterwards he took me accompanied by some other students to an old abandoned toilet, he kicked the door open and asked me to get a bucket, some elephant (detergent) and wash it spotless. Emi? I got in, there were 6 toilets. I opened the first stall and was greeted with a putrid pungent stench, maggots and rats competed against themselves. I studied the lifecycle of the housefly I scrubbed and scrubbed shedding tears in the process, the worst was yet to come, in the third stall, I found splashed on the wall some faeces arranged to form AUSTINO 4 REAL WAZ HERE I cursed Austino wherever he might have been, I cursed his family! Chai I was dying. Needless to say I finished the job and was totally reformed. I started coming to assembly by 7:00am I was/am scared for life by austino's art.

missmary:
Adonbilivit... Too many fake people... Hold a cardboard write you moniker on it, take a picture n send it

But if its you 7/10

missbronze:
Wish my baby sister whom we will bury next week, will wake up like him.


The pains of death can shatter one into pieces.

chiebuka600:
Hello Celeb News Arena dot Com Admin

I need your help because I am at a crossroad. A reverend father whom i dated while he was a seminarian wants me to have a secret child for him. He actually managed to get my mum on his side.

My father is late. The idea was i will relocate to Sapele where he will build a house for me to raise his kids there in secret. He agreed to secretly marry me and pay my mum my full dowry with an aditional undisclosed sum with monthly salary for life on the condition that it remain a full secret between just me....
Read more & see photos through here: https://www.facebook.com/naijaedutech/posts/1089916401033130

lampardizik:
Why will you not buy it for them,you have the money so why not

Kitme:
An online friend sent this

He hit me few weeks to our wedding after an heated argument, my vision was blurry, my face swollen and immediately he did apologise and took me to the hospital.

He claimed he has anger issues and bad temper.

Should I continue with the wedding??
Won't I suffer future bruises?
Can he change for good??
What do you think, Kit??

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mizmycoli, FrancisTony, Cococandy, Truckpusher.

Please let's advice her!!
Cc: Lalasticlala
Mizmycoli, cococandy, francisTony

porka:
[size=13pt]The 'offending' part has been edited to read 'some of the ones you mentioned' as against the earlier 'the ones you mentioned'.

Hope we can move forward from there and focus on solutions now.

Cheers.[/size]

porka:
[size=13pt]No you didn't. The ones you mentioned are engineering/mathematics oriented though.

As I mentioned above, the problem exists. It's real. A young male lecturer (in your example) may not even marry his young female colleague, preferring to go for a 300L or 400L student leaving the colleague in a fix. Same applies to a young male pharmacist.

Even though the angle you are looking at it is touchy, you will best serve those who are eagerly looking for advice by ignoring his 'laziness'. [/size]

bugzbunny:
Islamists hv only one place for women...on the bed