₦airaland Forum

MichaelBukamzy:
Na so....election don dey reach.(in oritsefemi's voice) Tell em say our eyes don clear

My broda, we go flog politicians akpako ( in oritse femi's voice)

monogram:
Hello.. We are available for any monogram job.

I did a kind of research and market survey
In essence I discovered Nigerians love for WITTY, FUNNY & FUNNY SHIRT INSCRIOTIONS

I painstakingly came up with 161 shirt inscriptions which is bound to sell out in d market if sold or marketed at d right places
For men, I have 40 inscriptions, women 65 and for both 56.

I strongly recommend black and white T-shirts for this.....without buttons or collars
Nigerians are desperately in need of expressing themselves in any y they czn and this is one excellent way to go about it.
I know d whole idea sounds crazy, but there is no harm in trying something new......especiqlly when it's not all d time such a line of business gets contracts for monogramming.

Please quote me if you're interested.......and if you are, I'd only require 15% from d sale of each shirt
U are a nairalander, so I believe I can trust you.....I will need your email adress to send rhe inscriptions.

And some stupid south southerners are still supporting him.....sorry na una name

AcuraZDX:
The Minister of Labour and Employment, Chris Ngige, has again defied the National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress, Adams Oshiomhole, by refusing to inaugurate the board of the Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund over a month after he promised to do so.

Oshiomhole had on July 23, 2018, threatened to expel Ngige from the party for failing to set up the board over five months after President Muhammadu Buhari ordered all ministers to inaugurate boards of government agencies.

The APC chairman had also alleged that Ngige was intentionally delaying the setting up of the board in order to retain the exclusive powers of awarding contracts from the agency which receives billions of naira monthly.

In a letter, however, Ngige had promised to inaugurate the board of the NSITF before the end of July.

The minister had said the delay was caused by an investigation he ordered into the fraudulent activities of past boards of the NSITF.

Interestingly, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, which also investigated the matter, had concluded its own probe over a year ago.

Eniola Akinkuotu, also learnt that over a month after Ngige’s letter was written, none of the members of the board had been contacted on the date the board would be inaugurated.

Buhari had in January appointed June 12 activist and former General Secretary of the Nigeria Union of Petroleum and Natural Gas Workers, Chief Frank Kokori, as the chairman of the board.

Three board members who spoke to newmen on the strict condition of anonymity, said they had not been contacted, neither had any memo been issued on the intention of setting up the board.

Efforts to speak with Ngige on Sunday proved abortive as he neither picked calls nor responded to a text message.

Attempts to get a reaction from Oshiomhole were also unsuccessful as his media aide, Mr. Simon Egbegbulem, neither picked calls nor responded to a text message sent to him on the issue.


More below:

https://zenithnaija.com/ngige-dares-oshiomhole-again-delays-nsitf-board-inauguration/

Pot and kettle

Juchii:
Do you disagree with the junk above?

Is it better or wiser to compare buying rice at #5000 or N22000

For your info Nigeria' debt is over N22 trillion Naira, courtesy of your Hero, and guess what, he's still taking more

Tell your hero that I said if he can't improve something, he shouldn't make it worse

Juchii:
LET'S REASON TOGETHER!
PLEASE BE FACTUAL!

$1=N72 in 1999 when PDP got to power. They left it at N234.

•50kg of rice was N800 in 1999. They left at 8,000/50kg.
Nitel,
Nepa,
Nigerian Airways,
NRC,
Nigerian Shipping,
NMT,
OSTM,
Ajaokuta steel,
Nipost,
&
National Oil
...Dunlop,
Nitex,
Nascon,
Dicon,
Volkswagen,
NEPA,
Nigerchin,
Michelin,
Nichemtex and NIC were all alive in 1999.

They killed and buried them all before leaving in 2015. Their assets they stripped and shared amongst themselves.
Think deep before you copy and paste online. Deep within your mind, you know your poverty started decades back.

Buhari/Osinbajo government is not the genesis of your woes. theirs' is to fix the broken bones. And putting broken bones together comes with a lot of initial pains. Look at the kind of financial discipline Nigerians have now, Northern Nigerian almost lost it completely to insurgency but look at today. What's our treasury saying? We want to just enjoy without suffering the consequences of the idiots we chose 1999 till 2015, you think its an Indian movie.

Now what they had sold to friends and cronies in crime we are having them back.

*Railway is back
*Power is better
*Insurgency reduced drastically
*Nigeria Air is back
*petroleum problem now a thing of the past
*completed almost all their abandoned projects

And the new things the PMB administration had

♡Recovered all looted funds.
♡Seize illegally acquired properties
♡Block loophole to our Nation's treasury through TSA
♡Restore the country's image and pride thereby encouraging foreign investors.
♡Divert the Nation economy to solid minerals and agriculture.
♡Nigeria now had proudly Nigerian rice.
Check the market, LABANA, LAKE, FAMOUS, TOMATO AROSO, MAMA'S CHOICE, SILVER CARROTS, MAMA PRIDE are made here in Naija. Check them out in the markets

16 years rot cannot be corrected in 3 years.

Take it or leave it, PMB has integrity and name anyone that comes close .

Think well......

WAKE UP NIGERIA.......

No pain, No gain.

kindly show all these junk to all the dead and buried victims of d FULANI HERDSMEN ETHNIC KILLINGS AND CLEANSING

Amagite3:
Singer Mr. 2Kay was charged N31,000 for a haircut in Lekki, Lagos, and he didn't find it funny.

He shared a photo of his new look and the receipt writing;

"We say make we go cut hair somewhere at lekki phase1 After everything them press me bill 31k . Just to barb hair... for video shoot isok celeb lifestyle #demdeyrushus #Godcanblessanybody"

Watch video of him complaining here; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/08/mr-2kay-laments-after-being-charged-n31k-for-a-haircut-in-lekki.html

Im head no correct

Quote me when Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Carlos Slim use $500 to barb their hair

dlondonbadboy:
Okorocha that sleep with boys? Ritualist and a blood sucker.

A curse to the good people of ndiigbo

Proof please

BeeBeeOoh:
Pretty lady, God bless and keep her for you

Thanks Bro

Sirpaul:
lunch[s][/s]

ART

ars longa vita brevis

Are u a cater or restaurant owner?

BIXYBABE:
Abeg dem no kill d man, although I didn't support wat he did but dey just want to make life more miserable for d 7 children. No one will take care of them, even family members.

Madam, will u be making this same comment if that lady was ya sister or daughter?

Udom Emmanuel and their granny will take care of them

Letenwam:
A Nigerian man identified as Friday Uko, has been sentenced to death by hanging for killing his pregnant wife, Patience Uko.

The Nigerian who reportedly pushed his 3-month-old pregnant wife, Patience, on the 14th August, 2014, because she took N1000 from his pocket and used it to cook food for their seven children, was handed the death sentence by an Akwa Ibom State High Court, sitting in Ikot Ekpene after Justice Ntong Ntong found him guilty of the crime.

Justice Ntong who stated that the instant death of Patience showed the intention to kill and the force the husband exerted in pushing his wife down, expressed displeasure that a pregnant wife who should have been pampered and cared for by her husband was killed by the same man.

“The accused pushed his wife down having known that she was pregnant and that he ought to know that a pregnant woman ought to be pampered and treated with love and not violence.

“The case is straightforward and that the accused had told the court through his extrajudicial statement that he caused the death of his wife by kicking her because of misunderstanding over N1,000. Anyone who unlawfully kills another is entitled to face the law,” the judge held.

While the convict whose lawyer was not available to defend him pleaded for mercy to enable him go home and take care of his children, the Judge held on to Uko being hanged until he his confirmed dead.

https://lailasnews.com/nigerian-man-sentenced-to-death-for-killing-his-pregnant-wife-over-n1k/

Akwa Ibomites=wicked souls
Did my NYSC there under this same Judge....highly intelligent man

Naija politivians

SAME CULT
DIFFERENT PARTIES

SarakiBukola:
Violently or peacefully, PDP no fit

Sowore (with US and Israeli support) will

BeeBeeOoh:
Have you noticed that August is the month with the highest birthday celebration?


But, come to think of it, does it mean that while we're celebrating the birth of Christ a lot of people are busy mounting on top their pulpit's and ministering to themselves inside bedroom? So People couldn't even respect our sweet Jesus?


Mumsie celebrated hers yesterday, Bae celebrating hers next tomorrow. God bless and keep them for me.

My gf's birthday was on d 1st

Men, her gap-tooth dey burst my brain

BeeBeeOoh:
Have you noticed that August is the month with the highest birthday celebration?


But, come to think of it, does it mean that while we're celebrating the birth of Christ a lot of people are busy mounting on top their pulpit's and ministering to themselves inside bedroom? So People couldn't even respect our sweet Jesus?


Mumsie celebrated hers yesterday, Bae celebrating hers next tomorrow. God bless and keep them for me.

My gf's birthday was on d 1st

Her open teeth dey bust my brain

[quote author= post=70317963] Saraki : A LOSER from the word GO![/quote]Are u sure
Exactly what Hillary Clinton said about about Trump

babyfaceafrica:
please how old is Donald trump again?..people should stop flying this age crap..if you say he is not good and cannot govern well..say so.

How many times has Donald spend 50 days in a hospital treating an undisclosed ailment?

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excomarow:
Why him no go be your hero

Thief vs Ole

A thief is better than a bloodthirsty jihadist who permits people to rip out foetuses out of their mothers

sheguy:
Can some1 explain dis land use payment system to me?

Ask the landlord of Lagos---BOLA AHMED TINUBU, and his caretaker--AKINWUNMI AMBODE
You'd be glad you did

XVIER:
5mins pleasure landed this one in prison

U mean 155 minutes

3 ROUNDS OF SEX

wristbangle:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/08/osinbajos-fear-catches-ministers/

This Daura saga shows 3 things:

1. Buhari is a coward in calling his fulani brothers to order, when they commit corrupt acts
2. Buhari knlws perpetrators of corruption but won't touch them because of ethnic, tribal, religious and primordial sentiments
3. Buhari is being blackmailed by powerful forces internally and externally

[quote author= post=70292317]Lol .

You for dey desperate now, and end it all with High Blood Pressure when d tin go shock you

Thirsty nigga!

Sai Baba we know. [/quote]Mr Integrity whose jobless son had an accident on a #50m powerbike yet he said and did nothing
His chief of staff received #500m bribe from MTN, yet he did nothing
Mr integrity's appointee....Mr Lawal Daura tried to usurp d national house of assmbly, yet he and his gooons denied it
Mr integrity who hired a score of lawyers to defend him when called upon 2 show his certificate
Mr Integrity whose appointee awarded #25bn contracts without authorisation in d NNPC

Oga, ya dictionary dat defines Buhari' unique kind of integrity is something I would love 2 see

In 2019, d hungry masses with their PVCs will redefine INTEGRITY st d polls

ednut1:
Sir u are. And u no fit win. Buhari is a religion in the north. Reality is no one beats baba

Nothing beats and defeats relogion like hunger

In 2019, u will understand better

agbonkamen:
I like this senator o he always say nothing but the truth please someone should help me get his phone number I need to give him a Mouth Action

Forgive my intrusion, but Lord knows you look too decent to be saying something like this
Stay blessed

Joshuaoseoboh:
I just wanted to be creative; i used disposable plastic cup to make a CHANDELIER. I spent some amount to make it, i have also made it for 7 people charging them #3000 each, guess what, i made a profit of #14,500 in just two days. Only yesterday (saturday) i have 5 people who have ordered for it, it all started like a joke.
Inbox me if you want to learn how to make it.

May God bless ya hustle brother

I, on my part have found ways of making millions from waste, alongside electricity generation and soil fertilization, but a willing sponsor is d challenge
Nothing is a waste on this planet

PierreAbutu:
Folorunsho Alakija comes to mind

"I made you rich" - Obasanjo to Alakija

bluecircle470:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2018/08/obasanjo-awarded-oil-blocks-for-sex-wole-soyinka/amp/

Folorunsho Alakija comes to mind

Rockyrascal:
search for her on facebook now.

I've checked facebook, she's not there

EgunMogaji:
I hope you find your friend.

Good luck.

Thanks