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RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by pippimp(m): 2:02am On Sep 27, 2016
Aboki4inside:
Oh so which do u think would be more hurtful, hearing a partner's past from a third party or from the partner him/herself... This is why a lot of relationship/marriages don't last
That's the problem with people. They get married and act like they are still single. Facebooking, twittering, Instagraming and all that nonsense. St.upidly advertising their lives. Hear what from who? It is only people who like gossiping and listening to s.tupid shiit that have time for that crap.
I have been married for almost two decades and the number one thing that i learn't real quick is to shut out friends and family members from me and my wife's shiit. When we fight, it stays between us, unlike most m.orons who want to tell everyone and or advertise it on facebook. The whole point is, avoid listening to, or allowing people into your lives and they won't have the time to tell you rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Slaughter Any Cow Found Wandering About The City by pippimp(m): 12:28am On Sep 27, 2016
Forwetinnah:
Blah blaaaaah and plenty more blaaaaah!! You can't make laws for people who aren't ready to adhere to it..capaech?! Making laws is one thing...obeying them is another. The chief herdsman in Aso Rock is a very good example of a lawless Nigerian, NOT ME!! I used Ekiti state as an example but I guess your myopic reasoning affected your sight. I hope I broke it down for you NASA style, Shiooor!! cheesy . Learner wan school me...mschew!
Smh. I really don't understand how you people think. You want a great country but don't want to do or think the way normal people do. This is the same mentality you all use to justify setting suspects on fire in the streets. You are not lawless but you subscribe to going about killing cows wherever you see one. Guy, do you read the things you write before posting them? Where in Nigeria's legal system does it say that is ok to do. Is there any law backing what you are applauding. You guys are a nation of thugs with a thug mentality. Which way for una? Bros think na.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Slaughter Any Cow Found Wandering About The City by pippimp(m): 12:10am On Sep 27, 2016
Forwetinnah:
What is this one with his so called posh education saying? Do you know how those people reason? What do those hooligans know about the law? Have you seen first hand the mayhem they cause because a community asks them to leave? Are you guys for real or you just want to support such irrationality because you're from the same extraction. They feel it's their right and there's nothing the law can do about it. What happened in Ekiti State after they were asked not to graze? Didn't those dolts take their namas out on the streets..you see a group of people who feel nothing can be done to them and they can get away with murder, you're here talking about laws? What do they know about laws when their masters give them a go ahead? Why should a sane cattle herder have people carrying his livestock around in this century...These so called owners are well travelled, they know how things are done presently and you expect them to be reminded by the law to call their henchmen to order? Mbok make una go sleep joor!!
I am trying to put together the disjointed comment you just made. It was hard to figure out because you were running around in circles. Let me educate you like i would a 12 year old. In other words, i will break it down barney style;

1. No one is saying what the fulani herdsmen are doing is right.

2. To stop them, laws have to be passed.

3. This is the job of Dino and other senators.

4. After such laws are passed, you then enforce.

5. It is not the job of citizens to pass or enforce laws such as Dino is suggesting. He is passing the buck to you.

6. If you go about killing cows because of hunger and the prompting of Dino, you will only escalate the situation.

7. Saying that the herdsmen won't comply is not an excuse.

8. You don't solve an abnormal situation by employing abnormal means.

9. Your lawless way of thinking is the reason Nigeria is the way it is today.

10. You think you can do whatever you like, so do the herdsmen.

I have tried.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Undergoes Drone Training (photos) by pippimp(m): 10:57pm On Sep 26, 2016
Seriously? Na im dem waste money like this? Dem for call me make i come show dem how to use drone na.
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Leaving Me , Cause I Let Out My Painful And Biggest Secrets To Him by pippimp(m): 10:54pm On Sep 26, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Now you've learnt your lesson, next time you would keep your mouth shut undecided....just move on abeg, you spoilt what you had by yourself tongue
Lol. Most people don't know that it is not everything you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend or even fiancee. You have to know what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. Our minds are very fragile and aren't many things it can handle. It's like me telling my wife all the sexcapades i did when i was in college. I would need a mental evaluation for that to happen. I don't want to know what she did before me and i ain't gonna blab my past. Unless she was a serial mass murderer, i don't wanna know. The past is the past for a reason. Mistakes are bound to happen.
Car TalkRe: Some Lagosians Park Their Cars At Shopping Malls Like These by pippimp(m): 10:43pm On Sep 26, 2016
Babzilla:
He is right on the money. This soldier must be one of a kind
Never seen him before except for today. Apparently we are in the same battalion. He is so frustrated with Nigeria. The consenscus seems to be the same. It's citizens are it's biggest hindrance.
Car TalkRe: Some Lagosians Park Their Cars At Shopping Malls Like These by pippimp(m):
Babzilla:
Like I said its when U start driving you will know how selfish and self centred Nigerians are... not a care about how their actions affect others.
And they foolishly expect their leaders to act differently
I met a Nigerian in the army today. You know what he said? That the problem with Nigeria starts from the lowest level.
Car TalkRe: Some Lagosians Park Their Cars At Shopping Malls Like These by pippimp(m): 9:17pm On Sep 26, 2016
sultaan:
Lastma has no business on private property
They don't but, park like that in a normal society and you'll get a ticket. Nigerians don't fear the law because it does not exist.
PoliticsRe: Photos From 1 Million March For Obaseki by pippimp(m): 9:17pm On Sep 26, 2016
Push1; Come and see the country you are hoping will get better next year.
Car TalkRe: Some Lagosians Park Their Cars At Shopping Malls Like These by pippimp(m): 9:15pm On Sep 26, 2016
Babzilla:
Like I said its when U start driving you will know how selfish and self centred Nigerians are... not a care about how their actions affect others.
And they foolishly expect their leaders to act differently
I met a Nigerian in the army today. You what he said? That the problem with Nigeria starts from the lowest level.
FashionRe: Ekaette Utip Wins 2016 Akwa-Ibom Anniversary Beauty Pageant (Photos) by pippimp(m): 8:17pm On Sep 26, 2016
Debaddest:
Upon all her make up, u open ur mouth to say she's Naturally beautiful, u wellhuh
Which woman does not use makeup? Don't tell me "my mama". Especially in a beauty contest. You wouldn't know a woman if she came up and sat on your head.
FashionRe: Ekaette Utip Wins 2016 Akwa-Ibom Anniversary Beauty Pageant (Photos) by pippimp(m): 8:05pm On Sep 26, 2016
Debaddest:
Calabar girls and that stuff be like...

Congratz to her sha (but she no fine).
You are blind. She is not the most beautiful woman in Nigeria obviously, but she is naturally beautiful. Plus, you don't win beauty pageants based of physical appearance alone.
CelebritiesRe: Kcee Drinking Garri With Fish. Photos by pippimp(m): 7:47pm On Sep 26, 2016
Lol. He is making fun of Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: "Nigerians Will Celebrate Buhari Next Year" - Dr. Peter Kwembe by pippimp(m): 7:45pm On Sep 26, 2016
PUSH1:
Sensible Nigerians know that.
I just feel so sorry for Nigerians. You guys don't fully comprehend the gravity of your situation. Brother; it is going to get worse. Much much worse. It is not that Nigeria is impossible to fix, the problem is you are asking and depending on Nigerians to fix it. A people who cannot form two coherent and logical thoughts together without involving corruption in it. Smh.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Slaughter Any Cow Found Wandering About The City by pippimp(m):
Forwetinnah:
What Dino said is ridiculous. .but it isn't ridiculous for those non entities to litter the Federal capital with cow dung etc? What century are you living in? It's obvious they don't understand normal communication so the best way to have them do what is right is by teaching them a good lesson...slaughter those cows!!
Like i said, think with your head. Or better still, get an education. Not the nonsense one Nigeria provides because the things they teach you all leaves much to be desired. Whose job is it to help you make laws? Then find out whose job is it to enforce those laws? When you are done with that, please come back and explain to me where in your research you learned that it is the job of the average citizen to do either or both. I am waiting.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Slaughter Any Cow Found Wandering About The City by pippimp(m): 7:27pm On Sep 26, 2016
vengertime:
I love this man, man that single handedly put thiefnubuu in his place. Dino my man
Think with your head, not with your stomach. What he is proposing will result in bloodshed. Is it not his job to make laws to stop fulani herds men from doing what they are doing? The things you guys should focus on you won't. It is the absurd and the ridiculous you live for. What a people?
FamilyRe: Why You Shouldn't Marry A Lady Raised By A Single Parent by pippimp(m): 6:39pm On Sep 26, 2016
niggi4life:
90% of my Ex GFs and female friends who were raised by sinlge parent are not yet married and some are over 30yrs.
The 10% who are into relationships or married are usually rude and they are too quick to judge the guys easily.

I am not blaming anyone here, it's just what i have observed.
You must have had hundreds of girlfriends to be able to come to that definitive conclusion. You people think with your asses. It is like saying one should not marry an orphan. I wonder how you guys think?
PhonesRe: How Was This Photo Taken? by pippimp(m): 6:26pm On Sep 26, 2016
mukhcech:
The Explanation and analysis of the camera being on the wristwatch is very dumb. why you should ask and dont get angry. The simple reason is if you take a picture with your phone for example, Does the camera captures itself in the picture. The camera becomes the eye through which you view the snap. you see now you might be angry with urself. don't be. we all have our dumb moments.lol

Now read and munch over this analysis.

Thank you, critical thinking should take you to point of acknowledging the creator of heaven and earth. if it doesn't.... You a dead man walking.
To think that there could be only one possibility or means to any outcome is unbelievably s.tupid. It is like saying, "to move from point A to point B, you have to walk". Obviously we know that's not true. You can get the same effect with a phone and a smartwatch as with the explanation for Op's topic. Look at the picture again and you will see that behind the person in the photo, you could disguise a phone behind him. There is more than one way to skin a cat hence the different possible answers on the thread. Smh.
PhonesRe: How Was This Photo Taken? by pippimp(m): 5:30pm On Sep 26, 2016
iPrevail:
He probably edited and blurred out the camera.. There are other possibilities tho.
I can do the same thing with my Lg G Watch R. I can place my phone anywhere in a room and move somewhere else and take pictures and video with the watch.
Car TalkRe: This Nigerian's Response To British Man's Tweet About Car Horns Is Hilarious by pippimp(m): 5:23pm On Sep 26, 2016
yuncka:
My brother U are very fortunate to reside in a sane society. Over here in Nigeria its very different...
few days ago I visited Magodo estate with a friend....can U believe they had sign posts warning drivers not to use horn in that area, but still drivers were use horns recklessly....
That is probably one of the biggest problems in Nigeria. There are no consequences for actions taken. This is why everyone feels they can do and say whatever they like. There is no point hoping and praying for a great nation when everyone does the things that brought the country to it's knees in the first place.
Car TalkRe: This Nigerian's Response To British Man's Tweet About Car Horns Is Hilarious by pippimp(m): 4:57pm On Sep 26, 2016
yuncka:
Lol....


Abeg car horn is also for intimidation.....
Almost 20 years now and i've only used my horn maybe five times. In Germany, pressing your horn anyhow you like will most likely earn you a fine.
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Is Set To Return By December, Delta Residents Rejoice by pippimp(m): 3:13pm On Sep 26, 2016
ogorwyne:
Really? How many Delta people u know?
He mean't Nigerians. It was a typo. I believe Delta state is in Nigeria.
BusinessRe: Thousands Of Zimbabweans Lose Money As MMM Crashes by pippimp(m): 2:06pm On Sep 26, 2016
anigbajumo:
Mr man gat out of my mention if yer cerebrum is not working effectively,u need to enlighten yerself the meaning of poverty b4 u yern gibberish here.I might not b rich but fat kilometer away rom being poor.I knw wat am doing and u are less concern or be in pole position to dictacte for me.Nobody is forcing anybody to do it,do it at your own peril,by Jan I will be invest millions.No be everybody has poverty sticken mentality like you.

Gerrout of my mention.
People who do drugs or engage in one form of s.tupidity or another would love your argument. No one is forcing them to do it but they do it out of ignorance and s.tupidity. Smh.
Science/TechnologyRe: Mark Zuckerberg, Yuri Milner And Stephen Hawking To Begin Search For Alien Life. by pippimp(m): 1:54pm On Sep 26, 2016
Jokerman:
How, when you yourself is a living testimony of the wonderful works of God?? undecided
Actually, provable science says the first man came from under the seas. Plus, two people mated to produce me.
BusinessRe: Thousands Of Zimbabweans Lose Money As MMM Crashes by pippimp(m): 1:51pm On Sep 26, 2016
anigbajumo:
Dude,gat ur fact straight. PM me and I screenshot from my dashboard for you to knw that am not investing with change.Am not yet a graduate and am investing more than cumulative salaries of NYSC without any iota of regret. Av been working for my cash since my 100L days.Once again,I might not be rich but dam far far from broke. Am living a comfortable life,if I loose 500k,how is that yer headache......
It doesn't matter how much you claim you have. Poverty is still holding you back. It is my problem because people like you influence others with your ignorance.
Science/TechnologyRe: Mark Zuckerberg, Yuri Milner And Stephen Hawking To Begin Search For Alien Life. by pippimp(m): 1:49pm On Sep 26, 2016
Jokerman:
Can Humans be wiser than God, sir??
That there is a God is still very debatable.
Science/TechnologyRe: Mark Zuckerberg, Yuri Milner And Stephen Hawking To Begin Search For Alien Life. by pippimp(m): 1:40pm On Sep 26, 2016
Jokerman:
I know sir... buh I believe alien search is a waste of time...
Dey should focus their lives on God and do what he has commanded...
No one is more knowledgeable, wealthier, smarter and more informed than the Almighty God...
Humanity was created to serve God.... Man shouldn't be a tool in the devil's hand to propagate his proganda of eidtrich creatures...
Ignorance is the bane of religious people.
Science/TechnologyRe: Mark Zuckerberg, Yuri Milner And Stephen Hawking To Begin Search For Alien Life. by pippimp(m): 1:39pm On Sep 26, 2016
Cutehector:
This is the very reason why God made dem billionaires in the first place!





Good job. Dangote should donate to dis cause as well instead of planning to buy NLNG.
It's funny you mentioned God in your comment. You do fully understand the implications for religious fanatics if life is found on other planets right?
BusinessRe: Thousands Of Zimbabweans Lose Money As MMM Crashes by pippimp(m): 1:33pm On Sep 26, 2016
anigbajumo:
Lol,hunger my foot.I don't knw when online investment is tantamount to poverty. Do you knw the money av invested and will still invest on this same mmm.Mr man,am damn far far from being broke coz am working for my cash on daily basis apart from mmm....

Yer ar less concern about the cash I loose,gat lost.....
When it comes to this scenario, they go hand in hand. If you chop belleful, you go know where forex or stock market de. Only broke people go for get rich quick schemes. It baffles me that you don't know this. Oh i know why. Poverty.
Christianity EtcRe: This Photo Of Bishop David Oyedepo Dancing Is Priceless! (Throwback Photo) by pippimp(m): 12:45pm On Sep 26, 2016
boss096:
That's my father. btw he is not only the richest in Africa but the richest in the world.
It is not easy duping s.tupid people. They deserve to be duped for their ignorance though.
BusinessRe: Thousands Of Zimbabweans Lose Money As MMM Crashes by pippimp(m): 12:40pm On Sep 26, 2016
anigbajumo:
Hian,make I hold on first b4 I go bank coz I just matched with another participant wey I go pay now.I fink it can't crash in Nigeria like that coz of the population factor which influence the rapid growth in investment. It can only crashes if people are no more participate and participants were withdrawing their money.......

Anyway, life itself is a risk.
Unfreaking believable. Do you understand what "ponzi" really means? Word of advice; Never ever let hunger and poverty overtake common sense.
CrimeRe: Woman Visits Her Son And Was Beaten By Her Ex-Husband by pippimp(m): 12:32pm On Sep 26, 2016
Bolustic:
I'm not here to judge since I don't know what transpired between them. Some women are devils always playing the victims when in fact they are the instigator.

The best thing to do(if hot tempered) is to avoid those women like Ebola.
It does not give anyone the right to put their hands on another person. This jungle justice mentality needs to stop.

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