₦airaland Forum

APCsupporter:
Wait and see how they will quicky try this guy and sentence him unlike here. Suspects like gej, pej, saraki, and many more are still enjoying their lives despite the heavy allegations against them. Welcome to Nigeria

People don't realize that since the fall of the U.S.S.R, Russia is as corrupt as Nigeria. The only difference is we are leading the way. Think about it. What is the difference between dasuki and this guy? One way to judge a society today is by the way it handles cash transactions. In summary, he might not even see the inside of a jail cell.

Explorers:
For this period wey dollar scarce...

Make dem just dash me one single line pere......

Is the dollar scarce?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Males always hidin' when somethin' Is wrong.
Well, except my 1st boyfriend..... Fulla drama
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That's off topic though.
You don't disturb my life anymore you love 2 do that,somethin's wrong.[/color]

Babzilla. And you say she's not your Bae. You guys had better wake up and smell the coffee. Or get a room. Whichever comes first.

Flexherbal:
Hmmm
They should better look for a way to apologize, before all the women turn their back on them.

I don't think they understand English. Are there no prostitutes that are of Edo origin? What has she said that is a lie? The only hyperbole was saying PDP caused the rise in prostitution. It has been on the rise since independence.

AntiWailer:
Which is one of the problems I have with Buhari and his slow Government.

U see all this their change begins with u should have started immediately they came in.

They should have told us the exact mess they met instead of being diplomatic and protecting people.

Contractors are owed, oil marketers are owed then.

They should have told us farming would be a priority and take practical steps instead of hoping oil price will stabilize or go up.

It is not easy to change 50 years of rot overnight. It is easy to destroy but very hard to put together. To make matters worse, people in Nigeria are not making it easy with their corrupt mentality. Burning people in the streets is not a way of showing support for change.

AntiWailer:
I have been to Germany and Estonia but not Latvia

You are right that is why those wise men called oil discovery a curse in Nigeria

We were doing very fine with agriculture. Immediately the oil boom came , they abandoned agriculture and we were living on oil.

Now to retrace our step is becoming one hell of a task.

When I travel inter state I see land mass and I am like imagine all this as a mechanised rice farm, we will feed the whole Africa.

Until Nigeria/Nigerians changes it's/their mentality, nothing will change.

Someone should inform the world that the Iphone7 is just a repackaged Iphone6.

AntiWailer:
I agree with u 100%


We abandoned farming.

We are selling oil and buying everything with the dollars including rice.

Can u imagine us importing rice with all this land mass without any use ?

I hope to God that one day you will be opportuned to travel the world. If you do, please stop by Estonia, Latvia, and especially Germany. In Germany, the country side is probably the most beautiful land mass you will ever see on earth. Plus it is as if the whole country-side is one big freaking farm land. You will drive for hours and hours and all you will see are cows grazing, and tractors plowing. Not one piece of dirt is wasted. Nigeria is not even making use of the easiest cash crop to grow. I'm talking about HAY. It is so easy to grow and can be exported. You also eliminate these fulani men constituting a nuisance in the country because there would be no need for them gallivanting all over the place.

AnonyNymous:
I think after Steve Jobs died Apple went to shit lol. They're not even creative anymore. I remember watching a video where Steve Jobs talked about how useless touch screen computers were because your hands would start hurting after a while and its easier to use the mouse+keyboard. But now apple is full of useless products. Like the goddamn Apple watch

You can only fool people for so long. What really made me hate apple from day one was their proprietary technology where you couldn't use any other products with theirs. And they wonder why Samsung caught up with them. I disagree with the smart watch thing though. I use a LG G Watch R and i don't know how i have been surviving without it. It is the best wing man you could ever want. The best thing about a smartwatch is convenience. Apple just made it more than what it was meant to be. Can you imagine selling a smartwatch for 10k? I bought mine for less than 300 dollars. No wonder people are beginning to hate apple products.

Babzilla:
....

Smh.

Enrichlee:
Its a tricky question and it requires a more tricky answer. From personal experience, all I did was to answer that I will never do anything that will put the company in harm's way. The interviewer asked further to be specific Yes or No but I still maintained my answer.

You should have added, "and not put myself in direct conflict with the law". What kind of useless company is that?

You people haven't woken up yet. This is not just a recession. It is a continuation and worsening of the recession that started in 1960. The Nigerian economy has always been propped up by oil revenue thereby creating the illusion that there was growth. If oil prices were still the same, you all would be thinking everything was fine. Get ready. It's only going to get worse.

Vorpal:
I just hope they don't phase out manual gears, cause that day, i will totally lose interest in driving henceforth.

Am still yet to get comfortable with automatic, it feels so odd and banal.

Take for example, i am moving at gear 3, so i want to overtake a long vehicle on time, i will proceed with the 3, then switch to gear 4 for a short time , then switch back to 3 and stomp on the gas pedal enough that jolts the speed up then when the gear has revved up enough put it back to 4, voilà!

How odd will it be pulling that trick on an automatic, if possible sef?

Una never jam. Which kain automatic una de drive for Nigeria wey no go allow you overtake "long vehicle" on time? I can't believe in 2016, Nigerians are still talking about manual shift. God forbid. Don't get me wrong, other countries still use manual but you will only find maybe one citizen out of 20 million doing so.

lecturerdabo:
Dear Lord grant your Children quick recovery and keep us all safe !

Especially, nairaland family and friends- NFF!!!

It is not God's job to keep Nigerians safe. It is Nigerian's job to keep themselves safe. Nobody will do it for them.

letsbet:
what tha fuq did i just read?

I thought i was the only one. I bet you, Nairlanders with low IQ will find it very interesting.

eddyjibs:
singapore, Dubai, China south korea usa uk and others did not progress due to prayers we have been praying since 1960 yet no head way. mr fayose under which section of ekiti budget ram money dey

That is what you get when a country's citizen ignorantly follow religion blindly. Only lazy ignorant people pray. It is a way of deflecting responsibilities. They have the power to change things but they prefer someone else to come solve the problems that they created by themselves. As if God was the one that advised them to depend on one source of income for over half a century. Or told them to be collecting salt and rice before voting. Can someone explain to me how God pressured anyone to vote for Fayose?

Babzilla:
He crazy for re

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/loco.gif

I honestly do not understand the way some Nigerians think.

ificatchmodeh:
If you think any office in the presidency is like your oga office..how do you mean? Don't the know what the office of the first lady is..why is aisha buhari still running the office,even after you president promised to shut it.
To start with..how old are you? Are you a public officer? Do you have any experience on how a common public office isrun and maintain..like directors office..
You know what is legitimate deals in government or you think buhari don't run personal legitimate deals with his office?
What is Zahra doing in government? How did she raise money to build blocks somewhere in the north and it was even celebrated..you people just want to talk and criticise cos of your hate for patience..
Or you think Mitchell Obama..don't have much more. Than that..
Una go just the make noise.."nigerian deserve the president they have"where in the actual sense na una be the real mumu..must you even. Show you stupid ignorance here..

Talking about stupidity, we need to look no further than the disjointed post you just wrote. What exactly is your point? If i had to put together the jigsaw puzzle you call an opinion, you are basically saying what and how every corrupt person in Nigeria thinks. That based on the public office you hold gives you the opportunity and right to amass wealth. How is it possible that people like you still exist in the world. And worse still, you breath the same air we all breathe. How about you do us all a favor and go commit suicide because you are cheating us by breathing the same air we breathe. You should be paying for it. You don't deserve the brain you were given because you don't use it. And lastly, comparing Mitchell Obama to Patience Jonathan is an insult and you should be shot for it.

ificatchmodeh:
Respect sir..
But prof..you just d run mouth carelessly this days..thought you were actually looking for appointment..you've gotten that..what else?
She is the former first lady of nigeria and held many offices across Africa. don't think that even €50million..should be a problem for her..
You and I knows this..so why d rant?

Anyone else see a problem with the above comment? Nigerians truly deserve the leaders they have. What kind of human beings are these people for God's sake. How do you people think? Do you really understand the value of 1 million talk less of 50 million. A woman that has zero skills or intelligence for that matter. Holding public office does not give you the right to loot as you want na.

Babzilla:
Giving Lectures.... Did you say giving lectures?
You probably havent heard of the term you cant give what you dont have

Lol..

hahn:
You are really deluded and obviously not thinking with your brain

People are just ignorant, lazy, and refuse to take responsibility for their actions. This is the main reason people pray. Deflect responsibility. Bad shiit will always happen no matter who one prays to. Nigerians are most guilty of this mentality. Nigerians will not go for yearly medical check ups and when they drop dead at an early age or have a horrific preventable disease, the family starts yelling, "God, why"?

Father in Heaven. I praise your name and give thanks for giving me the sense to not listen to those fraudsters called pastors.

In normal societies, the wrath of the law deals with corrupt politicians. In Nigeria, people are expecting God to come and help them deal with it.

fiizznation:
This woman though; always in the news for all the wrong reasons. I think Jonathan will divorce her very soon. If she's not in the news because of her over makeup face, she will be in the news because she was involved in one corruption saga or another.

That's why I keep advising this young men who intend to settle down and have their own families to be very weary of materialistic ladies. Majority of this materialistic ladies are always up to no good. Marry them today and they will definitely bring shame and disgrace to your name. We can see how patience have been soiling the name of Jonathan just because of her own greed and selfish aggrandizement

You talk as if Jonathan does not know anything about the loot.

And to think that my dad gave me 500 naira for a whole semester and i was pissed. God i thank you oooooo. What a hell hole.

tintingz:
Sometimes the way some people think amaze me.

What is amazing about it? The guy made the right decision. Do you know how many ignorant people you can take advantage of by being a pastor? Not to mention the millions they will gladly donate to you? Guy, if i knew the things i know now, i would have done the same thing. Just memorize the bible, (the hardest part), know how to dress, and know how to speak english and your good to go.

I learnt my lesson the hard way. I just let my brother do the talking for me. The fear of a Nigerian is the beginning of wisdom.

Babzilla:
Owwwkay. Ill look at it and we talk

Roger That.

Babzilla:
at least Ure not promising me instant wealth
I could try it . ....

That's where those m.orons get it wrong. And i'm not doing anything but handing you the knowledge free of charge. You are not sending me anything nor i asking for anything. You are not going to start today or next year in fact because you have to go through the learning curve. Below is a youtube video of exactly how i trade. Also there is a game called "clash royale". It is a strategy game and probably one the best mobile games every made. If you can understand that game and control your emotions playing that game, you would have understood the concept of forex. I honestly think the creator is a forex trader.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib0rsJ6Rr98

Babzilla:
Okay lets hear it ...

Depends on how bouyant you are though. Like i said, you will doubt and probably roll your eyes by the time you are done reading this, but just have an open mind. It's long, long, long, long, long, long, long, term forex trading which is why i said in 10 years. Wait. Before you close the tab, hear me out. You do it not the way 95% of m.orons do it (they want to be rich tomorrow) but the way it is supposed to be done. It is painful in the beginning but if you do it exactly the way i tell you, and i mean exactly, you will be smiling in 10 years. That 10 years added to what you are right now is what i am now but if you see me, you'd think i was 29 or some shiit. Thanks to the army. Point is time flies faster than anything the older you get so take advantage of everything.

Babzilla:
Hahahaha its alright. Me too na agbaya I be 35 no b small pickin

I am dead serious when i ask you if you would like to be a millionaire by 45. Don't worry. This is not a gimmick or me asking for personal info and the likes. You already know first hand i don't do or like that. I just want to help because i like your mentality. I'm almost there, so why not share the knowledge? Although you will doubt when i tell you how. Just have faith.

Babzilla, I want to ask you a serious question. You don't have to answer. I won't feel offended. How old are you? Me? With the way i behave on this forum compared to my age, just know say i be serious agbaya. The beauty of anonymity.