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Let the 'finished' Aguero jokes begin!

That Nihilist imposter na real bastard. Nihilist sef don make too many enemies, e no know who the guy be.

See mugus wey wan collect awoof money

Throwaway1234:
Happy New Year Boys and Girls.

Omo we gotta make am big this year o...all of us.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes, I appreciate die.

To ny birthday mate, and part time Scummy - Odunharry: Happy birthday my brother from another mother, and Happy New Year.

I'm dropping this one for you my niggas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A08O9eSxbC8

Happy birthday, bro! Long life and prosperity.

I don dey find you since i resurface. I no see you. Wetin you do again, this man?

Try and be on your best behaviour this decade o! No more e-shenanigans!

Enjoy your day!

Happy New Year to every one! May this decade bring plenty of trophies and joy to supporters of this wonderful club.

Mia San Mia!

Unlimited22:
I wish you all the best man!!!
Please don't run away in February o, one person go carry trolling kill the other

Run away ke? But na Airmark and Raumdeuter go be main event sha The mind games wey those 2 dey play ehn. Just wait till after the 2 legs, the banter no go be here.

Unlimited22:
My list has remained consistent. Werner, Koulibaly, Ziyech, Telles or Gaya.

Bruno Fernandes for summer or for 2021.

Happy holidays, bro!

Been a while but I trust that you are doing good. Looking forward to 2020.

Some things never change!

My people, how una dey?

Seasons greetings to everyone!

Anybody else remember Southampton thrashing Sunderland 8-0 some seasons ago?
Karma's a beech!

Unlimited22:

You're still alive?

Bro, my time to go neva reach! Your guy just dey on a low ni.

Make i no lie, i don miss our convos for this side small. Shoutout to Airmark and Nihilist also. I trust that you are all doing great!

A40:
Pkasso and Airmark will not like this

You clearly didn't get the memo when i admitted Luiz was finished after his horror show against Spurs last season. Your MCM Boateng is so good he can't even get a club to buy him. Abeg, make we share this L!

Mukina2, i never see the codes o!

Signing in for the new season. Madam mukina2, oya do the needful!

Topmaike007:
I taught you're a Chelsea fan

Why in the world would you say that Bro, the signature says it all. Bayern and Bayern only!

airmark:
Happy birthday bro, llnp.

Thanks a lot, boss. I really appreciate!

Big birthday shoutout to the very first poster on this thread. The one and only chelseabmw. From a birthday mate, wishing you many more years and success. Today's our day!

Where's the party going down, Vegas or LA?

Happy birthday to me and everyone celebrating their birthday today. Zinedine Zidane and Patrick Vieira are just 2 of the amazing people born on this day. Sadly no current Bayern player sha but nothing spoil!

Happy 47th birthday to Zinedine Zidane, one of the game's greatest players (and managers) and more importantly a birthday mate! Many more success except against Bayern.

Unlimited22:
Chairman. Welcome back

Thanks, bro. It's been a while. I trust you are doing fine yourself.

Baba don dey form Nostradamus. Na so!

Chai! this off-season na bastard o. See as everywhere dull. I don miss my guy Unlimited22 and crazeman Nihilist.

Nowadays, hensben ti take over

In other news, my man JK became a father for the first time this week. Baba keeps on assisting on and off the pitch

Even in an hectic season in which he played every single minute in the Bundesliga, the boy still get enough in the tank to score. Eshin l'omo!

Now this is starting to get ridiculous. I can almost see these posts dripping with hatred for Hummels. You might as well blame him for corruption, yahoo-yahoo and everything wrong in this world.

Omo, the agenda no be here.

I came here to laugh and so far i'm having a good time

Keep it up, guys!

Hummels is a better CB than any of Sule and Lucas. The only problem is his lack of consistency. But we all know when he turns up, he turns up big time. Sule would always give you a 7/10 every game. Gets the job done with no frills. Unremarkable yet efficient. Same thing with Lucas. But with Hummels, he's a 9 today, 4 the next game and then a 7 the game after. You never know what you are going to get with him. So it's easy to see why the coach would want to go with those 2 over the course of a season. Consistency over quality.

Lucas and Sule, despite their obvious potential still dey learn work for where Hummels dey.

Hello, guys! It's been a while. Man's been too busy or rather too lazy to post .

Now, where do i start from? It's disappointing seeing some of the comments on Hummels. Someone even went as far as saying he was to blame for the club's decline. He has his brainfart moments but he is still a very good CB. One of the best in the business. After been frozen out of the NT, he took it on the chin and helped Bayern secure the double with some superb performances towards the end of the season, winning the coach's trust.

He wasn't exactly kicked out as some people are trying to make us believe. He asked to be sold as he wasn't guaranteed to be a starter next season. Bayern are never going to bench an 80 million signing in Lucas. Not in this world.

He's made me nearly pull out my hair in frustration at times (oh those headers!) but i'm going to miss him a lot. Thank you, Mats and all the best except against us of course.

I just knew something like this was going to happen. Na Lewy, i even dey fear for that game with all the late kicks and stamping.

Oh God! Sometimes I just can't help but think we are cursed. These things wey dey always happen to us no be oju lasan. Kilode, shey awa nikan ni?

Well, na time for some shakushaku be that

Joshua Kimmich will be making his 100th Bundesliga appearance against Schalke today. Centurion.

Dortmund throwing away a 3 goal lead in the last 15 mins of the game. Gladbach r@ped at home by Hertha. I love this league!!

Over to you, boys!

PlainJAY:
@pkasso... You're really a huge fan of kimmich....you know a lot about him.

You should have seen how happy I was yesterday. It actually felt a lot like it was my own birthday. I guess it's a case of transferred affection and more. I liked Schweini a lot, so when he left Bayern, I naturally gravitated towards the player I felt mirrored him in a way. But that's only part of it.

Some would call it an obsession but I could watch him on a loop for days. It's a bit weird considering he plays in a rather unfashionable position and is not a superstar as say CR7, Messi or Neymar. He is not a wizard capable of performing outrageous feats with the ball and neither does he possess the looks and charms of an Hollywood movie star. He is just Joshua Kimmich, the guy next door. I'm never one to fawn over celebrities and stars but then you meet some people, everyday people and otherwise and you are like wow! Forget the hype, this guy is one of a kind. What's more, he is his own biggest critic. Whenever he has a not too good game, he is the first to admit.

He is Bayern's best player these days and I'm not exaggerating.

Me am not losing any sleep over Neuer's injury. With that our leaky defense in front of him, na wetin e see, e go catch. It's not like he was in great form before he got injured sef. I'm willing to give Ulreich a chance. The guy try for us last season but that error against Real overshadowed everything.

Muller's suspension just makes the team selection for Kovac easier. I wouldn't start him even if he was available. We need to accept the fact that he is past his best. Plenty of effort and hustle, but not much in the way of end product.

Martinez should start in his place at Anfield to add a much needed protection for that suspect backline. James can start the return leg at home. A front 3 of Coman, Lewy and Gnabry is non-negotiable. Ribery on bench duty and I don't want to see Hummels anywhere near that pitch.

No one is even talking about Liverpool's RB problem. TAA is injured. Fabinho will probably start in midfield and no Clyne. I'm just looking forward to seeing Coman and Alaba take turns in tormenting Old man Milner.

Fingers crossed.