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Hello Mukina2,how do i re-establish contact with iice? Twitter,YIM? A quick response to the above will be greatly appreciated

harlos: doesn't that name sounds lyk kaso abbrevtn of kazeem?

Thought we've been through this before.Ok i'm gonna make it sink through your coconut head.
ART 101:Pablo Picasso.
Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Crispin Crispiano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso,(*in Jay Z' voice*Look what you made me do! )otherwise known as Pablo Picasso of Spain(1881-1973) is regarded as one of the world's greatest artists.He is certainly the most prolific painter of all time with a career spanning over 78 yrs and an estimated 13500 paintings,100000 prints,34000 book illustrations and 300 sculptures! Part 1 ends here.PHEW!!

Even for a self-confessed nightcrawler like me,Harlos is something else.Dude is an insomniac!

I'm so hitting the duvet!

harlos: Yes, it is...errm....
Sweet tease darling! Someone is really missing you here

It's way past your bedtime.Now run along!

thatgurlvixen: Oh dear ... What happened??
Standby list for what

Standby list for water .As for what happened,i really can't give you the explicit details

SHUGAMANIA!!

@thatgurlvixen I'm not done with you.But seeing what happened tonight,i might as well put you on the standby list

[quote author=OfficialN.A.W.E]I tot u knw[/quote]Hello there,Divepen .You and your mago-mago ways,repent!

Divepen: If you lock it...thatz because uv d power but ur power no reach outside..
*Smile*
*then laugh*
Na my hand money dey

This Divepen guy na big crook

*Bursts uncontrollably into one of those trademark Wiz Khalifa stoner laughs*

thatgurlvixen: Its with harlos and the spare key is with emmyk.. Looks like u can't use d room anymore coz I'm sure they won't give u

Forget it,you dey use me shako.If only you knew what i had in store for you.Well,today being the 1st Friday of 2014,i've got a date with the Women of the Underworld(or if you prefer Daughters of Eve) and ain't talking hookers,baby!

For those doubting my morality.I picked 69 because of its uniqueness.It's a combination of two digits that are reverse images of each other.Capiche?

*rubs palms in anticipation*Na private show,i don't want perverts like harlos and Emmyk disrupting my fun.Where the keys to the Blue Room a.k.a champagne lounge?

[quote author=ms_pee]Okay. I will get her to twerk for you, but how much do you have? [/quote]Sharp gal.I've got a stack of thousand naira notes.But if she shakes it well for Daddy,who knows. .

Obinoscopy: Repent, its a New Year

Get your mind outta the gutter,son!

@thatgurlvixen Ehen you know how to break mic but to twerk for me na wahala .God is watching you in 5D o!

Mine is 69.Trust me you don't want to know why

I GIVE UP!! For countless generations,i've tried to see to this thread being closed.Old cats like Jamace,mukina2,koolchicco et al can attest to this.I guess i'm just gonna go with the flow

*fires gunshot into air*takes off mask,grabs Jbluv55 by the neck and pulls gun to his head*Looks like i've got everyone's attention.Nobody posts or he dies. Now who is the mod around here?

Still testing the mic in 2014.Only God knows. . *runs out of thread*

Time to ask for favours from my friends at Anonymous and LulzSec.Nairaland is going down,people!

Too bad this has to happen. .

harlos: Kasiiimu! Kasiiimu!! Kasiiimu!!!
How many times I call u
Don't say this again unless....kasiiimu are you there?

It's PICASSO,man! Stay off that cheap reefa,dude.Ahem,last warning,no one should post here again make wetin happen for 365 B.C no repeat itself.Understood?

I'm the one you've all been waiting for:The last poster! THREAD LOCKED! *padlocks thread and throws key into the Atlantic Ocean*
PS:No one should post after this.Do so at your peril!

If only Nairaland could shut down for the next 24 hours. .

This thread! I for sure remember not giving a damn.The good old days, one just can't help but feel nostalgic.Wonder where all the old cats disappeared to.Only Jamace pops in once in a while

*strokes Rick Rubin-esque beard* What brings Divepen of the Religion section here.Hope you come in peace

Sure has to be the longest running thread in NL history.Three years,950 pages later and we are no closer to finding out who the last poster will be. .

I'm not really excited going into the new year.For some odd reason,i'm usually cranky on New Year's Eve.
Anyways,Happy New Year to everyone in advance

mukina2: what is ya problem
People cant even get 15 points, yet you are here screaming for 45 points
park well o . .just nor make me provoke !

Mukinses why you dey vex for your brother-in-law na? Oya take pammy and chingum