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RomanceRe: Two Medical Doctors Set to Wed, Release Village Themed Pre-Wedding Photos by Platony(m): 11:33pm On Jul 25, 2018
D guy is cuter dan d girl.

Anyways, i wish der marriage wil be as lovely as der
pre-wedding photoshoot.

undecided
CelebritiesRe: Eshun Turns Down Trip To Dubai And $100K Offer For Sex by Platony(m): 11:29pm On Jul 25, 2018
Goan sit dann my frend!!!

NA LIE!!! U NO FIT!!!!!!


D whole of her village is worth hw much sef??

angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Going For Interview Speaks Rudely To Prospective Employer Inside KEKE NAPEP by Platony(m): 11:16pm On Jul 25, 2018
Come o,....na which Data Network d man village pple dey use?? Its as if d uploading speed na lyk 3gig per sec

grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Storms Infinix Stores In Computer Village (Photos) by Platony(m): 11:11pm On Jul 25, 2018
apologist:
i was there live......
huh

SportsRe: Benjamin Pavard's Goal Voted As The Best Of The 2018 World Cup by Platony(m): 11:04pm On Jul 25, 2018
I miss page 0..... cry cry cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Defected Lawmakers Are Like Malaria Parasites In APC’s Body – Sagay by Platony(m): 10:50pm On Jul 25, 2018
Newpride:
Leave them, it’s a matter of time that will soon tell.

They will all soon regret their inordinate action. Saraki is a great evil that pmb breed of out tribal, ethnic and religion bigot.
Even David mark didn’t do to gej what saraki did to buhari. What does saraki really want. He won’t get it because he will never be president or Vice President of Nigeria.
The highest he can attain with his desperation is the senate president.
U don talk finish??

PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso's Supporter Drinks Muddy Water After His Defection (Photos) by Platony(m): 10:43pm On Jul 25, 2018
LifeDrama:
Let me go back to heaven
Reminds me of d classic gospel hit.

Ladder ladder ladder ladder oo
Our Lord Jesus is our ladder x2

Brother follow....follow the ladder eh
Follow d ladder eh
follow the ladder to heaven

Sister follow.....follow the ladder eh
Follow d ladder eh
follow the ladder to heaven grin
CrimeRe: Student Shot Dead By Cultists In Front Of School Gate In Owerri. Graphic Photo by Platony(m): 12:29pm On Jul 25, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
The fact that you were killed by a cultist doesn't mean you're one..

Moreover these eye, aiye, ,vikings you all term as cultist are not cultist. Cultism is a totally different term entirely.. These are just gang members or simply put, gangsters and if you want to see the true definition of gangsterism, go to Chicago, newyork, Michigan, elsavador, Honduras, mexico, Columbia where they'll meet the Latin kings, cosa nostra, bloods&crips, 18th street gangs, ms13, aryan brotherhood etc.. These ones here are still learners.

By the way, why does nairaland's thread page now starts from "1" instead of the usual "0"? Seun don finally decide to go school...
Na joke o..
Seriously, am jst noticing d 0 page isn't present again.
PoliticsRe: Apc Wanted To Stop Defectors But It Fail - Buhari by Platony(m): 6:32pm On Jul 24, 2018
deepwater:
On a more serious note, we all know the president himself did not tweet this personally.
So why take it serious. sometimes u can only wish u could have a direct communication with the president on social media (at least)
undecided but surprisngly PMB might never now he has a tweeter account
who tweeted it den? Aren't u seeing its a verified account. Even if he didn't tweet it himself which dey dnt do bt atleast it came frm d presidency n most times dey notify him b4 publishing a post/letter.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Force Clears The Air On The Offa Robbery Saga With Sen. Saraki by Platony(m): 6:03pm On Jul 24, 2018
centoke30:
v
For "Vengeance" grin
PoliticsRe: Reps Hail Dogara, Onyema; Call Gbajabiamila 'Minority Leader' by Platony(m): 1:10pm On Jul 24, 2018
emalek86:
buhari is out of option. very soon he go vex arrest himself
grin
RomanceRe: Meet Ewobiolaoluwaseto Bridget aka 'OROBO' 'Fattiebumbum': Plus-Sized Model by Platony(m): 3:51pm On Jul 23, 2018
Guys rushing to IG to view her page.

CelebritiesRe: Bolanle Ninalowo: I Have Been Aroused Twice On Movie Set by Platony(m): 5:33pm On Jul 22, 2018
Blakjewelry:
so that thing wey we see wey swell up for your boxer for that film na real
B4 nko.......

He's nt a stick ni.
CrimeRe: Photos Of Prison Cells Reveal How Differently Countries Treat Their Criminals by Platony(m): 3:45pm On Jul 22, 2018
Omo,..See Norway Prison na!!!

E go wela,....

Guy, na norway prison sure pass o grin

E beta i serve 2yrs der dan 2 days in our Prison. grin grin
CrimeRe: Photos Of Prison Cells Reveal How Differently Countries Treat Their Criminals by Platony(m): 3:39pm On Jul 22, 2018
Bae jst said:

Honey,....wen ar we goin' on a Prison Trip to Norway?

grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: "I Have Never Fallen Under Anointing Before, Is This Normal"? by Platony(m): 3:16pm On Jul 22, 2018
Iffa gree fall...... grin

D only tym i fell ws wen others wer falling in a round circle prayer stuff, i no wan fall pple hands mk e no dey lyk say i am nt playing along.

Anyways, iffa gree fall....... grin grin
FoodRe: Here Are The Foods To Never Eat On An Empty Stomach by Platony(m): 3:00pm On Jul 22, 2018
Benjaniblinks:
Person Dey Select Fud For Buhari Regim?
Ask am oo grin
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking And His Father Holiday In New York (Photo) by Platony(m): 8:39pm On Jul 21, 2018
Who else av noticed dat d comments on Nairaland are far more interesting dan d posts.

smiley
CrimeRe: Armed Attackers Storm Zamfara Market. 2 Killed, Others Injured. Graphic Photos by Platony(m): 8:10pm On Jul 21, 2018
It is a wah for dis country!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Croatian President, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović, Painting Her Own House (Photos) by Platony(m): 8:10pm On Jul 21, 2018
MrRabbi:
The Woman go stingy no be small oo
How??
FoodRe: Woman Gives Birth At Chick-Fil-A Texas: Baby Offered Free Food For Life And Job by Platony(m): 4:23pm On Jul 21, 2018
frbona:
quit living in the ice age
Ice age is even beta??

Cave age people,....dats y dey hardly progress becos almost everytin is an abomination.

U bleep ur wife sef for aftanoon na abomination. grin grin
FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 4:12pm On Jul 21, 2018
PrecisionFx:
"" I ws born in Enugu, ogbete to be precise." - grin.


Afonja cone, U can't be born in Ogbete n u couldn't have lived in Ogbete...It's It's never. If u know 042 @ all, Den u will know that u can't be born there grin.

Onye era. Ndi mmaa tigie gu eka
See dis Johnbull o.

I dey tel u wer dem born me, u dey argue

Is it ur born?? We stayed at coal camp....i ws even named afta d hospital.

Ok ok,...use dis to calm ur nerves. BTW, we're nt mates ok. Dnt be disrespectful to ur elders.

FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 4:10pm On Jul 21, 2018
PrecisionFx:
"" I ws born in Enugu, ogbete to be precise." - grin.


Afonja cone, U can't be born in Ogbete n u couldn't have lived in Ogbete...It's It's never. If u know 042 @ all, Den u will know that u can't be born there grin.

Onye era. Ndi mmaa tigie gu eka
See dis Johnbull o.

I dey tel u wer dem born me, u dey argue

Is it ur born?? We stayed at coal camp....i ws enen named afta d hospital.

Ok ok,...use dis n calm ur nerves. BTW, we're nt mates ok. Dnt be disrespectful to ur elders.

FoodRe: Lady Reveals What She Saw Inside A #50 Egg Roll She Bought (photos) by Platony(m): 3:09pm On Jul 21, 2018
Maybe she has forgotten we're no longer in GEJ's Tenure. angry
FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 2:00pm On Jul 21, 2018
PrecisionFx:
I know ur a conehead Afonja from the word go because I had been here long enough to witness Yorubas use Google translate to claim Igbo, A very stupid idea that belittles the Afonja.
We will catch u each time u use Google translate to translate Igbo language because the result is always obviously distorted to the extent that it looks like "Yoruba igbo" grin.

"" But i cn bet my balls dat u're nt frm Enugu ""

LMFAO, Afonja now claiming to be an online Anthropologist that studies the igbos, U sound too silly.

""Atleast u understood wat i said ""

U used Google translate and it ur translated Igbo looks very stupid and gives u away as a Cone. Simple. grin.
Seriously, i never knew google translates igbo becos i neva use am b4.

Lemme tel u wat u dnt knw,....

I ws born in Enugu, ogbete to be precise.

I also lived in amawbia, Eke mkt sq rd...Anambra state

I stayed in obinze near Futo in owerri...Imo state

I stayed in Obingwa....Abia State

I stayed in obele....Rivers state

I stayed in bonny....Rivers state.

One tin abt al dese places i mentioned is; dey speak igbo language.

So, wen u said i used Google, i smiled becos i dnt reason lyk a local igbo man lyk u. U knw quite sure dat; no mata hw educated n exposed a typical Igbo may become. 2 things dnt let go of dem

1. Their accent (e.g. Lice, Galli, rove, lepent, blother) grin

2. Der local way of doing tins.

.......I am frm d south south my blother & very ploud n happy am nt a FLATINOROSKI developer.

grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 8:31am On Jul 21, 2018
PrecisionFx:
grin.

Stop translating from Google, All u typed looked like Igbo, But its not Igbo.

I expected that u won't point the things I asked because of ur mental issue.

Clan ndi Ozodimgba laa gi na ugwu onyeama.
I am nt a Igbo bt, i try pity una learn flatantino language small since i ws born in d east. But i cn bet my balls dat u're nt frm Enugu becos dey dnt behave lyk u,...

Atleast u understood wat i said, except ur own igbo wey u be na d Congolese type. grin grin grin

Nna do go shop, no forgate to cally food wey u & ur blothers go eat for mar-kate oo.

wink
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Apologizes For Burning Personal Shopper's Bags by Platony(m): 1:37am On Jul 21, 2018
ophilly:
Consultant in what area?....Medical consultant, Management consultant, Properties consultant etc
Me too i wanted to ask o.
HealthRe: Imperforate Hymen: For Your Daughter To Menstruate She Must Be Deflowered-Doctor by Platony(m): 1:33am On Jul 21, 2018
harriet412:
When in this part of the world, there's a special prize attached to being a virgin undecided
Not in Nigeria grin grin
FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 1:26am On Jul 21, 2018
PrecisionFx:
"" Soon dey wil reconcile ok. Dats d beauty of marriage, wen olofofo lyk u dey wish mk dem scatter wit ur comment wey no gt head.""




It seems u are bipolar.

Point out where I said they shouldn't reconcile.

Point out where I wished them to scatter.

Ezigbote Nkapi ala ka ibu
Negodu nkita one chance,..

Meh chionu der, ishi adi ro mma!!

Jeh nodana biko!!
FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 1:17am On Jul 21, 2018
PrecisionFx:
And who are u to advocate that a marriage having a small issue should not be saved?
Dnt mind dem,.....Marriages wit serious issues are saved, talkless of dis little issue.

In d marriage world, this hubby n madam mata here na small tin.
FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 1:14am On Jul 21, 2018
Ikpongiton:
shut up.the woman said that,her husband is a good man.point out in the story where she said that her husband is arrogant or keep quiet
Dnt mind dem,.......

A whole bunch of mofos dat knws notin abt marriage or didn't read d first article which she posted, wil jst be spewing thrash.

Soon d hubby & wifey wil reconcile, dat i knw for sure becos frm der both write ups, dey stil luv each oda.

D mata no reach anywer!!, Na beans!!
FamilyRe: "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home" The True Story by Platony(m): 1:08am On Jul 21, 2018
PrecisionFx:
Stop being a very stewpiid person.

Are u married with 6 children? Good.
Don't tell ur wife to pack her bags n leave and don't even tell her to leave the room I share together, talk more of the house. Olodo anu offia.
See dis one....

U're nt married,...u knw notin abt marriage.

Soon dey wil reconcile ok. Dats d beauty of marriage, wen olofofo lyk u dey wish mk dem scatter wit ur comment wey no gt head.

Learner!! tongue

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