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RomanceRe: With These Discoveries, Can I Continue With Her?? by Platony(m): 8:49am On Nov 14, 2018
EricBloodAxe:
If u can't stand d heat, get the hell outta the kitchen. Why will u ask questions to which u almost died hearing the answers? undecided
Dnt mind d boy,....He's a child though.
PoliticsRe: Ad Agencies Turning Down Atiku Adverts For Fear Of Buhari Backlash by Platony(m): 6:28am On Nov 13, 2018
BUHARI remains a Tyrant.

His cohorts shld always be reminding him we're nw operating a Democratic govt since he's brainless!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha Wins NEA Comedy Award, Poses With Gbenro Ajibade by Platony(m): 8:22pm On Nov 12, 2018
Accolades
FoodRe: Jubilation As Villagers Kill A Huge Python, Set To Prepare Pepper Soup(photos) by Platony(m):
LALA ryt now

grin

PhonesRe: Get Up To 50% Discounts On Infinix Black Friday by Platony(m): 6:00pm On Nov 10, 2018
If u av money to buy phone, go and buy. Don't wait for one yeye black abi blue Friday to purchase phone wit conditions wey pass d one wey microfinance bank dey gv pple b4 dem collect money.

angry angry
RomanceRe: Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend After His ‘Abnormal Manhood Widened Her Private Part’ by Platony(m): 12:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
paix:
This is funny. Maybe Nigerians should ask Buhari to take our economy back to how he took over from GEJ.
Yes oo....

Buhari shld keep Nigeria d way he met her. grin
RomanceRe: Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend After His ‘Abnormal Manhood Widened Her Private Part’ by Platony(m): 10:25am On Nov 10, 2018
Lols.....majority of troublesome girls do dis, especially wen dey av bn dumped by d guy. I remember wen my guy's ex ws pressurizing him after he dumped her to return her body back to d way it ws wen dey started dating. Saying she's nw fat, her tummy is nw big, al d d&c's she has done,..bla bla bla.

Women, funny creatures!! undecided
RomanceRe: Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend After His ‘Abnormal Manhood Widened Her Private Part’ by Platony(m): 9:20am On Nov 10, 2018
Zimbabwe again??..
PropertiesRe: Strangest Buildings In The World (photos) by Platony(m): 12:04pm On Nov 09, 2018
CCTV Headquarters Building in Central China isn't included?

PoliticsRe: See Channels TV Report About Buhari's WAEC Result by Platony(m): 6:05pm On Nov 06, 2018
CuTTiieAngeL:
I Wonder Why He Has Bald Head Thenhuh
He reincarnated grin grin
TravelRe: The Car Used As Airport Taxi At Ikeja Airport, Local Wing by Platony(m):
Mtcheeww!!.... angry

Dis one na motor??....for Benin, na Benz C-class dem dey use do taxi drop for Agip country home junction.
PoliticsRe: FG Agrees To Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage As NLC Suspends Nationwide Strike by Platony(m): 5:43pm On Nov 06, 2018
femi4:
30-18=12
Increament = 12/18 * 100 = 66.67%

For 118k, 118*66.67/100 = 78.67
New salary 118+78.67 = 196.67k
Lyk seriously?,....Wow,...dats so cool.

Tnx.
RomanceRe: Little Boy Holds "Don't Worry Ladies I'm Still Single" Notice On Wedding Day by Platony(m): 10:09am On Nov 06, 2018
neroflo:
tongue uglyyy biggg headded boyyyy

i hate rich men children angry angry angry angry angry angry
grin grin grin grin

Chai,...na poverty dey do u dis kind tin? grin
FoodRe: See The Huge Monitor Lizard My Friends Trap Caught At Their Backyard.� by Platony(m): 10:07am On Nov 06, 2018
Monitor Lizard Sir!!
PoliticsRe: Nneoma Nkechi Okorocha's Estate In Owerri (Photos) by Platony(m): 8:03am On Nov 06, 2018
Houseofglam7:
.......what does she do for a living againhuh
She's married to a Governor.

grin grin
PoliticsRe: FG Agrees To Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage As NLC Suspends Nationwide Strike by Platony(m): 7:56am On Nov 06, 2018
Abeg,...those of u dat knws hw to calculate dis salary smtin....I nid help, someone dat is earning 118k,....hw mch will d person's salary be nw following dis increment.

Tnx.... grin
TravelRe: The 10 Most Expensive Private Jets In The World And Their Owners by Platony(m): 9:03pm On Nov 05, 2018
I didn't see Davido's Jet.

Why??

HealthRe: Okeoghene Edigba Died In Benin Hospital Collapsed After Performing 4 Surgeries by Platony(m): 7:23pm On Nov 05, 2018
Ayoemrys:
na over work kill am
I T K
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Buys SUVs For Royal Fathers In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Platony(m): 9:21am On Nov 04, 2018
uba1991:
so u call dis rubbish NORMAL? i pity ur generation. do u knw how many jobs will av been created with dis money? anyway i dont blame u.that is why u guys thought corruption is normal until BUHARI came in. GOD BLESS PMB
GOD bless which Buhari?? D same corrupted man wit fake results?? D same lifeless idiot dat sees Akpabio as a saint immediately he joined his witch-hunting party.

I av seen u dat wil teach ur kids Buhari kind of lifestyle,..
See, GOD is nt man.....it is only a fool dat will nt see d wrong leadership frm ur Lifeless Mentor BUHARI.

Before u comot sand sand frm person eye, first remove d one wey dey ur eye.
PoliticsRe: Imo APC Crisis: Okorocha’s Son In-law Tackles Oshiomhole, Says ''you’re Not God' by Platony(m): 9:14am On Nov 04, 2018
APC and der scumbags!!
PoliticsRe: Fayose Goes Shopping In Shoprite After Efcc Case(photos) by Platony(m): 8:10am On Nov 04, 2018
I love dis Man.......Nt lyk sm pple wit fake results!!!

grin grin
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel Buys SUVs For Royal Fathers In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Platony(m): 7:57am On Nov 04, 2018
CilicMarin:
Waste Of Resources!

MeanWhile Akwaibomites are loitering around states capitals looking for janitor and nanny works to do and Udom is busy fritterring away their common patrimony ....



Useless followers, Foolish Rulers.


Tufiakwa!

Nothing lyk waste here. Dats hw its done all over, all other state govs do same thing. I remember wen Gov. Dickson bought SUVs for Trado Rulers.

It's norm bro!!
FoodRe: Nigerians Queue To Buy Made-In-Ghana Garri by Platony(m): 7:54am On Nov 04, 2018
We once had smtin lyk dis,...white yellor red sachet I guess, I use to buy it regularly. It was 50bucks den,..I so loved it becos it was ijebu garri. Al of a sudden d thing begin scarce.

undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Man Rapes His Mother And Former Mother In-law In Kaduna by Platony(m): 1:24pm On Nov 03, 2018
Buhari,...coman carry ur brother!!
CrimeRe: Suicide: Man Jumped Into Lagoon From 3rd Mainland Bridge; Died! (see Photos) by Platony(m): 8:16pm On Nov 02, 2018
bedspread:
This is not Funny oo!!

Nigerians and Lagosians are not usually the Sucide type !

What Exactly is Happening these days!

Something Drastic Must Be Done!!
U're asking wat is happening these days. Are u kidding me??

Don't u knw who our Head of State is??

He is Mr HARDSHIP!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido At Bobo Ajudua And Naomi Giwa's Traditional Wedding (Photos, Video) by Platony(m): 11:39am On Nov 02, 2018
Nice
FamilyRe: Lady Recreates Photos Of Her Mother To Celebrate Her Mum's Birthday by Platony(m): 4:02pm On Oct 27, 2018
D mother is finer.
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Pastor Poisons His Two Daughters To Death Before Killing Himself by Platony(m): 1:59am On Oct 23, 2018
1. Pls, if u're new in yenagoa, be careful d way u move abt, be cautious of Down Yenagoa, obele, Kpansia school field, Erepa, PDP, Inec junctions etc....especially at nites.
2. Don't hang around quiet junctions or areas at nite, e.g. makin cal waiting or expecting someone
3. If u must board a public keke n u'll alight at any of d aforementioned areas, try to pay d keke guy b4 u alight, mk sure al settlements ar done before u drop becos delays attracts d bad guys too.
4. U may also try to charter d keke instead of sharin it wit other passengers.
5. Mind d kind of gadgets u go out wit, try to av smaller phones as substitutes e.g. nokia torch. Drop dat Big phone at home, missed cals or internet wil nt kil u within d short period u'll be out of d house.

WISDOM IS PROFITABLE TO DIRECT!!!!!
I don talk my own!!!!
PoliticsRe: DSS: We Didn’t Help Nnamdi Kanu To Escape From Nigeria by Platony(m): 1:56am On Oct 23, 2018
1. Pls, if u're new in yenagoa, be careful d way u move abt, be
cautious of Down Yenagoa, obele, Kpansia school field, Erepa, PDP,
Inec junctions etc....especially at nites.

2. Don't hang around quiet junctions or areas at nite, e.g. makin cal
waiting or expecting someone

3. If u must board a public keke n u'll alight at any of d
aforementioned areas, try to pay d keke guy b4 u alight, mk sure al
settlements ar done before u drop becos delays attracts d bad guys
too.

4. U may also try to charter d keke instead of sharin it wit other
passengers.

5. Mind d kind of gadgets u go out wit, try to av smaller phones as
substitutes e.g. nokia torch. Drop dat Big phone at home, missed cals
or internet wil nt kil u within d short period u'll be out of d house.


WISDOM IS PROFITABLE TO DIRECT!!!!!

I don talk my own!!!!
CrimeRe: A Twitter User's Robber Experience In Port Harcourt. (graphic Content) by Platony(m):
Ehya, sorry bro...i believe u're new in ph. No ph breed wil be by dat area during odd hours. As long as d day don dark, no near under Mile one fly over.

Besides, port harcourt is even still better compared to yenagoa, here in yenagoa, dey nw rob in broad daylights especially in d streets & kekes.

1. Pls, if u're new in yenagoa, be careful d way u move abt, be cautious of Down Yenagoa, obele, Kpansia school field, Erepa, PDP, Inec junctions etc....especially at nites.

2. Don't hang around quiet junctions or areas at nite, e.g. makin cal waiting or expecting someone

3. If u must board a public keke n u'll alight at any of d aforementioned areas, try to pay d keke guy b4 u alight, mk sure al settlements ar done before u drop becos delays attracts d bad guys too.

4. U may also try to charter d keke instead of sharin it wit other passengers.

5. Mind d kind of gadgets u go out wit, try to av smaller phones as substitutes e.g. nokia torch. Drop dat Big phone at home, missed cals or internet wil nt kil u within d short period u'll be out of d house.

WISDOM IS PROFITABLE TO DIRECT!!!!!

I don talk my own!!!!
CrimeRe: Man Steals Phones During Prayer Session In Church by Platony(m): 11:08pm On Oct 16, 2018
Lord,..give me d grace to believe dis news!.
CelebritiesRe: "Don’t Let Your Boyfriend Stop You From Meeting Your Husband" - Juliet Ibrahim by Platony(m): 11:48pm On Sep 19, 2018
Dis aunty issa mumu o.

She wan tel me say, man wey go marry her go jst see her once den marry her??

No be frm boyfriend him go graduate to husband??

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