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A nairaland poster.

Mondi cheeks: except in her situation there is no husband... just another baby

^ be carefull oo

Dont end up like mondi-cheeks

aniispice: Go on baby!!!!!!!!!!! That's the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna learn a lot from this thread!!!!!!!!!!!

This is getting really annoying. And then women complain when men cheat?

As a guy i have noticed that you get 10X as much play when your in a relationship than when your not.

jubrealguy: Attack him with your pussy, he will succumb

not if hes already had it

in this real?

I think in Nigeria the northerners are the only group who can be technically litterate, without western education

cuz most of them learn arabic

I understand what you mean, but in the context "illiterate" means unable to read or write in any language

TerraCotta: That seems unlikely. It's too broad a generalization since there are Yoruba newspapers, radio shows, movies and so on (even novels, though they're less common now) that assume and maintain fluency in the language. There are also university courses in Yoruba that go beyond teaching the functional vocabulary people might learn at home and go deeper into poetry, interpretstion etc.That's the example I'm most familiar with but I wouldn't be surprised if there are others in Nigeria.

I didnt know that about Yoruba

I'm mainly speaking from the point of veiw of the nigerian languages im familiar with, which i barely hear people speak without interjecting English words.

Essentially what i think enables fluency in a language is a standardized schooling program for it, as you mentioned we have that for Yourba and Hausa, but not for most of the other languages.

^ dude loose this mentality or it will bite you in the butt

I repeat loose this mentality

Have the mindset that you are doing every girl you a date a favor. abi na she pay for date?
Im not saying be mean, just have some self respect, in turn other people will repect you too.

You dont have to give a woman anything but a first date, after that you are giving out of generosity not obligation

And native languages are not intensivly taught in schools

It does it Hausa... but for most of the other languages, i don't think so.

They have broken down to the point were it is practically immpossible to find someone who is a "master" of the language. For example; my mother is a native efick speaker but she never learned the Efik words for blue, green, orange or yellow, as they had been using the English version of these concepts since primary school.

The only people who use can their native language for all the concepts they know are usually stark illiterate and/or very old. The fact that they are uneducated makes language mastery impossible because that cannot truly be done without knowlege of writing.

Oh lol... shes a rebound chick? Well in that cause it probably wont last long and you could prolly just wait it out.... most rebound relationships don't last longer than a month

so try again when they break-up

Honestly it all depends on what you did to cause the break-up... that something only you know so act accordingly

Why r you trying to do it, isn't it kinda unethical?

scale of 1 to 10 how attractive are you and the how attractive is his current Gf 1 to 10?

be honest now.

génération désordonnée

you and i both know its not difficult.

because no matter what society may tell you u are actually doing her a favor by dating her.

lol... she knows this deep down

(abi its evident)

Oui, mais explain the context of this statement mon amie

ezeagu: You actually believe a man can rise out of the solid earth and he is still poor and in Nigeria? They didn't show the ground underneath the mask.

im sure plenty of people get rich with ju-ju in nigeria

.. i dont see the "great" profitabilty of rising out of the earth tho. He is doing it in the video and getting payed isnt he?

If u put what i wrote into google you get this:

I pleep! seriously Purpose, My pa is Fancais at all bein ... is terrible. help me practice lol

which makes no sense... so clearly i didn't use translate to write that simple sentence.

non, je ne parle pas avec google translate.

What i did there was put what i had written in french into google translate

and translated it to english.

^ Bien! c'est un chat tres dangereux, vouz conprendrez?

Je sais ta chatte est humide...mais ma tounge est plus.

Les petite femmes sont tres sympa.... tres douce et tres mignon. The most lady-like

Ils sont les meilleures femmes!

j'aime une femme tres petite

Si petite... que je porterai pendant la danse de sexe.

Aza Montana: if i were a guy i would date a girl with brown skin, a bit tall and body must be full not fat. i dont like skinny babes and i dnt like obese either. I love busty valoptious meaty girls. big ass, big bossom and small waist plus a flat tummy. Must be kind, polite, intelligent but take no nosense from anyone.

Est-ce que vous décrivez toi, ou ta lesbian amoureux?

Vouz etes pathetique, let l'homme décider que il baise......Femme avec le tete de un homme.

génération désordonnée

le bébé a haut de la page... avec les "micky-mouse" cheveux

^ onila, mon petit chou,... c'est bebe sur la photo est toi!

Vous ressmblez un rat.

la texture est trop soyeuxe, la couleur est trop noire.... et la durée est trop longue

Ce n'est pas les cheveux nègre! il est synthétique

Egba girl:

Non, c'est toi qui est la plaisanterie. Les cheveux doivent être laids? Ta mentalité me dégoute.

Moi , Vous dites que je suis une plaisanterie?

Est-ce que vous pensez que les cheveux en cette photo sont vraiment les cheveux d'une africaine? Il est faux "weave," mais vous trouvez que vrai.

Je ne suis pas la plasianteire. C'est toi!

Les cheveux sont faux!

Une femme noire avec des cheveux que lounge, est un plaisanterie. Votre cheveux droit sont petits... petits et laids. Ressemblant les cheveux sur mon cul

c'est naturel

la tete de la bay-bay (bay-bay est un bébé noir) ressemble un..... rat
Est cette toi onila, ta photo d'enfance?

ne pleure pas, Je suis fait plaisanterie Pour practique en la langue francaise

La créature à gauche ressemble un nègre je connais.... Son nom est tyrone, et il joue Basket-ball.

Est-ce que ces gens des femme ou des hommes.

berk ..... ces gens tres laides, si sont femmes !