₦airaland Forum

Mon dieu! you consider a cat-call from a washed up lesbian the best compliment of your life?

I almost barfed.

^ did u like it?

Na sex ed...

Over here in the states if you take a girl on a date with a nice moter-cycle you will feel her cummin on your lower back..

haha that was great

Some images are so disgusting that they will give you an Anti-b0ner.

Which is basically when you get sooo turned-off that your penis retracts several inches back into your crotch area.

[quote author=Juliana-Ghana]Amerikan Menz are often cheap
dey no want to tek yu out or du anyting
all dey especk for yu to do is sit around and open legs and play in house
i wana go out!
me no cumm to amerikah to sit in home![/quote]Ma'am did you not see the pages upon pages of ladies who called such men mugus?

We read em' too

But men have to learn from experience, i pity any guy past 25 who has not learned yet

CAMEROONPRIDE: remember back in HS, my bro told me the same thing, i was like you got to impress her etc...
He said listen bring her over there(in the house) do some eggs and buy a bottle of juice(less than a $1)
At least in your house ,you can touch her and she won't forming, you can always create a ban..ging situation.

Since then I follow his words.

haha i know man. i remember back in highschool when i used to think all that romance sh.it worked.

good lord i was so dumb

[quote author=♥Royal♥Charm♥]I don't even like women using my Silverware in my Home....

But you just finish using your mouth on me..

Don't touch my Gawtdamn Fork.

Use the Plastic One...[/quote]jesus christ

[quote author=Juliana-Ghana]In Gh we No Use Such Thing
Nor do we put moufs on men
God no approve of Such
Oral Prohibited[/quote]NEXT.

Are u even lightskinned? yeye woman

CAMEROONPRIDE: The worst thing is they dare call those poor boys Mumu like really bit.ch you are a broke and starving prostitu.te

Thats the part that i dont like.

You would think they would be gratefull, but no. Im tellin ya the ladies hate nice guys with a passion

Cameroon is going in hard... the holy spirit is strong in this one

If this is real i fuckin hate you dude.

Go die in a hole or marry her...do u know what you did to her just because u wanted to bust a nut?

I wouldn't mind shackin up with a less than stellar Indian chick... but no other race.

@ Royal take this ish to the private chat.

....And tell us if that thang looks like a dogs mouth

Its because black men have more testosterone and also the culture encourages it with all the images of sex in the media. But anyway, you are a late bloomer i used to be just like you.... when i was thirteen.

# get some self control

@ cameroon u gotta either play them at their game or date virgins

Juliana are you a troll? B.A women are the hottest black women

i thought this was gunna be about pu$$i hair..

how disapointing.

@ OP nice ride. What is that, a lincoln?

who bought u dat?

shes yo type tho, dark & crispy

this will be good.

At 27 that will be the only i'll be looking for... to bad it wont exist

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: Yeah, It's certified Trickin

The only time i would ever take women out to eat is when they were already thick/fat because i use to have a somewhat thick chick fetish

and i use to like to feed em a lot to get Fatter

"Feederism"

But i kinda grew outa that when I obtained my Ds Woman Fetish....

Epic

born 2 luv... i found the perfect man for you: https://www.nairaland.com/born2fuck

Wetin be this

Nairaland ppl are so obsessed with onila... omfg lol

shymexx: The context is "first date" - so it has nothing to do with tricking... At the end of the day, the guys are still getting to know the chic, so you can't call it tricking...

However, the only way you can probably call it tricking is if the woman is using it to tease them... but that isn't the case here - she's basically just hungry...

Hungry(ing) isn't Trick(ing), fam...

Dude... if you spend 100$ on a first date that is tricking, there are plenty of ways to trick on a first date

^