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Congratulations, you just got a recreational centre. Go dey relax there, once de be is always there.

On a serious note, your ex can never be your friend if you used to love her truly. Just ruuuuuunnnnnn

intoooooorrr, inmmeeeeeeeh to some, not all married women though. When he was chasing you, Caro I love you with the whole of my heart.
What were you doing?
You were double dating.
When he caught you, what did you say?
He is only a friend, don't be too insecure.
Now, you are in his house.

Pppaaaayy Bacckkkkk Tymmmme

This is going to be interesting. Make I balance

The profit is 12000 and the cost is 48000. Yes, it's that simple

Put them in a large pot with water and boil. When boiled for about 15-20minutes. Bring them out and pour in cold water.

When you can hold them, start fluttering them so that they come out of their shells or pull them out of the shell with a thick wire.

Then wash with salt, this is to ensure they stop drawing. After which you will wash the excess salt off.

Then garnish them with little garlic, curry and seasoning (preferably star maggi) then boil again for about five to ten minutes

After the second boiling, fry and enjoy.

Don't forget to send mine

Summary pls, that is damn too long, no time for ....

payoski:
lagos is gradually becoming Federal Capital Territory if that the case lol

In your dream

Most of the distributors haven't gotten the reduced product. Still waiting till mid November.

I need a cogent reason to trust you with my digits

@Abuja, Dutse, Kubwa & Bwari it's 1,650 naira

Love, who is she?

Girls don't love in this part of the world, only boys do. I have never been loved but I love people. It sound like a lovelorn, isn't it? That's exactly what it is

The guy that first comment no serious at all, bobo to wicked.

Guy, bent phallus isn't a sickness. It is due to the way the foreskin was removed. If the foreskin is removed very early in life, the scar on the tender skin of a little child may make it bend to one side.

Also, when the wound is dressed, after circumcision, the phallus must be straightened or else, it bends. The principal cause is circumcision.

Less, I forget, a broken phallus can also bend. I believe you know that you third leg can break through sexcapade or a fall from a high place with an erected phallus

Since they've been indicted, ICC should charge them and if found guilty:
Their BALLS should be removed, fried or roasted for them to eat.

They should be locked in a solitary confinement and the key thrown into pit latrine.

Their children should be sent to exile and ....

make I go come

They are godly, In fact I love them. My wife MUST wear trousers o, if not she will lose me. Period.

It's in their blood

JAMB set third party item for dragnet, that is the only clue I have and can give.

JAMB set third party item for dragnet, that is the only clue I have.

If you can't maintain friendship with man, that you can see, you can never maintain relationship with God. As it is important with God so it is with men.

Stop brainwashing people, you can't marry Jesus, He is already taken. The stupid trend going on now about guys cutting their third legs is disturbing. God never made a mistake for giving you that.

Please, GIRLS don't super glue you thing oh. If some guys will cut theirs, we the real men won't.

Congenital liars got fat brains, I love them cos I'm one.
That is one lie

Just pretend as her discipler and mentor.
Na me dey teach her commerce and CRK now.

If you need prince charming and you find Prince Ploy, what do you say?
Thank you Jesus

krall:
so she won't respect her inlaws again. Are you sure you are a man?

Imagine snatching remote changing the channel when I am watching a movie that is suspending me with suspense.

The sister of my brother's wife does that to me and decided to let it slip, the house isn't mine. I will leave there some day, I mean soon

Eat balanced diet then buy hair fertilizer. It works, trust me

That is how your brother want it, so let it be. By the way, it is her home.


Next, pls.

That is fair enough from a rival.

Afrok:
this is what I call uppercut, choke slam, broo kick and summer slam in wrestlemania , this can give injury to the spinal cord. Please don't try this at home.
Nairaland, home of fun and humour .

you must be a boxing or wrestling freak

None of the above:

Mine is sexx,sexx, sexx, sex se. s- faint.
Then
Neighbours will come and pour me water, twaiiii- Ploy, twai-Ploy. That will take the place of bath.

When I come back, the babe must have gotten milk, yogurt, and beans. That will take the place of food.

In one word, sex, bath then food but not as simple as you arranged it.

If he was not truly collecting his 24million monthly allowance like other heads of states, he is poor.

Because, he has invested his loots in Nigeria politics a lot of time

malele:
Your silly, is it not buhari and his supporters started boko haram

I taught my pupil to always say, "Thank You, God bless you" to any angry attention seeker.

So, I borrow that for you, @malele: THANK YOU GOD BLESS YOU

Are doctors and nurses not entitle to good condition of service?

Are they angels that shouldn't react to abuses?

Why would someone from the ministry procure obsolete equipment for doctors in the hospital?

Why would government play politics with people lives and blame health workers for it?

Why would politicians go abroad to treat headache and expect our doctors to do surgical operation with torchlight?

Why would health workers that were immunizing children be killed while trying to save lives?

As for culpable homicide, doctors don't kill. I respect nigerian doctors that can do operation with candle light, attend to patients with torchlight and check pulse with ten years old stethoscope.

Our politicians are the murderer not the doctors. In fact, we should salute those that can sacrifice their lives to save us from EBOLA. God bless our health workers and curse the heartless politicians.