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EventsRe: Bride Blasted For Kneeling Down To Greet Guests At Her White Wedding by Poanan: 3:16pm On Feb 11, 2019
SmellingAnus:
Nothing wrong here .. It may be her own way of showing respect... undecided
Exactly nothing wrong but when the chips are down, we will know if she will repeat same.
PoliticsRe: INEC office in Plateau set ablaze by drunk security officer by Poanan: 8:02pm On Feb 10, 2019
ugbede69:
when is d best time to rig election?
is it before or after?
Elections are becoming increasingly difficult to rig. So any chance you have use it. We can't have burning in two offices. Moreso, someone can't be that drug to burn a whole building. The areas affected are large.
PoliticsRe: INEC office in Plateau set ablaze by drunk security officer by Poanan: 7:58pm On Feb 10, 2019
madridsta007:
Abia and now Plateau. PDP strongholds.

APC teaching GEJ how to ensure you win at ALL costs. This is what GEJ should have done.

APC carry go jare! Nigerians don’t deserve democracy!
Lol you are so funny. I just pray it won't end up in chaos. The burning is becoming recurrent.
PoliticsRe: My Prediction: 2019 State By State Presidential Election Results by Poanan: 7:52pm On Feb 10, 2019
san316:
Guy your analysis is flawed. You didn't take into consideration voter turnout which is usually very low in the SE. PMB will get more votes in the NE than they did in 2015. Atiku cannot win Adamawa, never!!! The margins he may get will come from the SE but their votes are very negligible. Elections is not by rally crowd or the noise ppl make online, it's about structures. Look at all the states and tell me how many political strong men Atiku has to stand for him to guarantee victory. PMB has sitting governors, senators and other influential grassroot people in almost all the states.

In Kano, kwankwaso is struggling against six strong men who have defeated him before (Shekarau) Atiku has only sule Lamido in Jigawa, who does he have in Adamawa, Katsina, Borno, To be etc
So what you saying is that the elections will be rigged? Is that what you are trying to say? Cos I wonder where this statement "politically strong men to stand for him" is coming from.
PoliticsRe: My Prediction: 2019 State By State Presidential Election Results by Poanan: 7:48pm On Feb 10, 2019
chozzy:
Wao, bro, this your comment has weight. It's pregnant with so many things
I am a babe. I said this cos with the way APC is going, I do not see APC losing. The election will be like a football match with the coach saying "if you miss the ball don't miss the leg"
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Foreign Election Observers: Write Your Report Peacefully And Go Home by Poanan: 7:43pm On Feb 10, 2019
Afamed:
Keep quiet, don't twist what Tinubu said. Observers don't meddle in an election. They only observe election and write their findings
Typical of "body bags members" must you abuse someone before you can make your points known? Learn to be civil my dear.
PoliticsRe: My Prediction: 2019 State By State Presidential Election Results by Poanan: 3:57pm On Feb 10, 2019
chozzy:
2019 presidential election results will be very close. The table below is my candit prediction without political inclinations and baring in mind Buhari's incumbency factor and a promise of a free and fair election.

Incumbent president Buhari is projected to emerge victorious in more than half the states, but trails Mr Abubakar in total votes . He will gain more votes in SS and SE than he did in 2015 but this will not be enough to offset those Mr Abubakar will gain in Mr Buhari's former strongholds of NW, NE and NC. Mr Buhari is however, projected to win all SW states but with minimal margins.

Currently, Atiku Abubakar has a slight edge but must work harder and use the remaining week to widen his victory margins. From the Nigerian experience, when results are close the incumbent wins. It's not yet Uhuru for Mr Abubakar.

Honestly I will suprised if Atiku is declared the winner. Jonathan lost cos he wanted to lose.
PoliticsRe: 'Tinubu The Afonja': Reno Omokri Blasts Tinubu For Insulting Obasanjo by Poanan: 7:58pm On Feb 09, 2019
erinalex:
Alex Ekhueme was VP to shagari, he was a puppet as well.

Thank God, South East and South South people are now rooting for Atiku , a Fulani/Hausa man as well.

It simply follow by your submission, that all other tribes are puppets to Fulani/Hausa tribe.
Let me tell you there is a limit to what our brothers from the south east other south south will do to their brother cos of an outsider. That you are supporting someone doesn't make you a puppet at all. You know very well that people from those regions I mentioned, are not chest beaters. I am sorry politics will not change that.
PoliticsRe: 'Tinubu The Afonja': Reno Omokri Blasts Tinubu For Insulting Obasanjo by Poanan: 5:14pm On Feb 09, 2019
somalianprince:
Dear Tinubu,

Has @MBuhari, who you are insulting Obasanjo for, insulted any Northern? Buhari won’t insult a Northerner because of a Tinubu. Yet, you insult Obj, your brother. Afonja did it before you, hoping that Alimi will make him king. Where did he end up?
#TinubuTheAfonja


https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1094257967967289344
The truth is that yorubas have always been the puppet of the hausaa/fulani. No wonder a local song says "hausa shit for Pant yoruba carry am chop"
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele's Twins Are IVF Babies - Prophet Faleyimu Olagoroye by Poanan: 1:35pm On Feb 08, 2019
Prophets of doom. They are angry that the prophesy didn't come to pass. Whether IVF or not, is it not God that gave man the brain. Is it all IVF that is successful? Mtcheew thelse pastors sef.
PoliticsRe: Borno Residents Wash And Sweep Ramat Square After Atiku's Visit Yesterday by Poanan: 7:47pm On Feb 07, 2019
ashacot:
Maiduguri residence came out enmas to wash and sweep Ramat square yesterday after Atiku Campaign.

TotAL rejection
In all honesty the pix above shows it is staged. How come they have monly to call tankers for sometime that looks more like a show. Something doesn't not add up.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Poanan: 12:02am On Feb 07, 2019
purityval:
Good day guys, please is anyone dealing with FCMB here? Those guys really look unserious to me.

Just spent 20mins with a customer care personnel that is more interested in telling me about FD than Tbills which I asked her.

And to think that she opened her mouth to tell me that I don’t know what i’m Missing by not doing FD is st**pi annoying.

Please anyone with the bank here to help me clarify some issues?
Good there ask them to show you the dept in charge if treasury bill. The actually tell you that nonsense but insist you don't want fd. Their rates are not bad for the ones I have done, they are about the same range with firstbank.
RomanceRe: She Wanna Reap From Where She Don't Sow by Poanan: 10:38pm On Feb 06, 2019
CANDYDADDY:
You type will give your lecturer a hard time because you won't understand a lecture once
Exactly except he communicates effectively.
RomanceRe: She Wanna Reap From Where She Don't Sow by Poanan:
CANDYDADDY:
Everything is all rosy in 2015,i spend a lot on her, take care of her even more than her parent does, we had a random of carnal knowledge,but eventually she left me because am now a full blown broke angry


what funny is that i don't even know she is pregnant with another dude the same month she left me.

Few days ago, she just became clingy towards me to the extent she dares requested for my number, and i was flabbergasted and astounded like why da hell she gonna do with my digit after all, she is now a wife and a mother,but my d1ck will never get sense,cheesy

Fast forward today she called me to know my well-being,
then the next seconds she asked me to buy her a new phone, some money to buy her cream and some dough to buy her offspring some baby food,but out of rage i just hang up the call, and i thought she knew am not an asshole anymore because since then she ain't calling anymore.

She knew now that am rich and she wanna reap where she don't sow


moral :Never treat a lady bad or dump her, a lady that stays with you in your trying days till when you are now okay



lalasticlala seun mynd44 smiley
Sorry what are you trying to say?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Captures 5 Towns In Adamawa With Chants Of Alalahu Alkbar by Poanan: 12:00am On Feb 05, 2019
lastempero:
APC is about to steal PDP vote.
Hmmm. . I find so much sense in this. For those towns they have over taken there will be no elections there.
PoliticsRe: Jimi Agbaje And Peter Obi's Campaign Rally In Lagos (Photos) by Poanan: 11:49pm On Feb 04, 2019
0koyeeboz:
Lol
You think this is 2015 when GEJ was in Lagos, Dan Okoro was Area commander Area E Festac and Onwa was slapping a Yoruba LG chairman?

If you get sense, go follow the trend for LG elections in Lagos. How many Chairmanship seats Pdp win for Lagos? - 0
Councillor nko?

We get surprise gift for una this month.
People are not always not interested in lg elections. On a good day festac, satellite and amuwo odofin are pdp strong holds.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic To Marry A Billionaire - Uche Maduagwu Claims by Poanan: 9:01pm On Feb 04, 2019
itu404:
It all depends on what she wants. because being a billionaire has nothing to do with a happy home but
compatibility has. Mister billionaire may be going for her to prove he can have her but is that what she wants in her dream husband huh ability to cook together eat together and save for that electronics ..... all these build intimacy which a billionaire can not do money enhance love, but does not put love where there is no love.
Hmmm I smell hatred. What kind of level are u operating on that you are already looking for contribution towards buying electronics. People who are billionaires are always exposed and know how to make a woman's heart melt. My dear if you are not there yet struggle o. Don't go with that thought at all. It will limit
you.
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates 33rd Birthday With Cute Photos by Poanan: 8:02pm On Feb 02, 2019
chineloSA:
He looks older than 33 smiley
Hmmm. . I feel same way but we have to believe him with fear. He probably combined cutlass and axe to arrive at that number. kiss
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates 33rd Birthday With Cute Photos by Poanan: 4:46pm On Feb 02, 2019
chineloSA:
33huh? shocked shocked
Chinelo is there any problem with the age?
PoliticsRe: Bribery Video: Ganduje Enjoys Immunity From Prosecution – Buhari by Poanan: 6:48pm On Feb 01, 2019
[quote author=Aufbauh post=75302541]So true sir. All those ranting of why Buhari is not prosecuting Ganduje is an ignoramus stupidize rambling meant to blackmail Mr President. But, alas PMB is too tough and rugged to be shaken by profane blabbing.
You guys should tell me of any sitting governor that has been prosecuted before. Even Fayose in the peak of Ekitigate enjoys immunity.

Modified :
I'm tired of the hypocrisy and instability of PDP apologists. If an accused person is in PDP and he's been prosecuted they'll be shouting witch hunting, persecution, media trial bla bla bla. Then the same person defect to the APC and they'll change their music: 'crucify him at all cost'.
If Ganduje defects to the PDP now, all their noise will stop and any attempt to prosecute him will be seen as witch hunting.
Buhari can not carve in for yet he did froze fayose's account. Where was immunity when he did that?
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Rocks Her Curves In Figure-Hugging Mini Dress, Fans React by Poanan: 5:44pm On Feb 01, 2019
CityNGR:
Old age of women start from the legs
Not always.
PoliticsRe: Jubilation In Zamfara As INEC Removes APC From Ballot by Poanan: 6:18pm On Jan 31, 2019
DonDemu:
Later one son of a biatch will come and tell you APC govt controls INEC
But they are, the idea behind this is to postpone election in Zamfara. They will come out with a judgement by say 10th of feb and then they will bring out a portion of the Constitution that says all candidates should have at least 90 days to campaign. Before you know it they will postpone the election and when they finally have it, all elections should have been concluded and federal might will be concentrated in Zamfara. Same thing wiLlandudno happen in Rivers
PoliticsRe: The Candidates: Why Peter Obi's Analogy Using VAR Is Wrong. by Poanan: 11:22am On Jan 31, 2019
livelymatilda22:
Obasanjo said yesterday that what he said about Atiku still remains the truth.. Just that he only forgave him after he apologized.

Kadira asked Atiku if Obasanjo lied about what he said about him, Atiku could not answer it.. He was busy dodging it as usual. He should have defended himself there before Nigerians if he was really innocent.
What exactly are you driving at? You want him to respond like the man in aso rock who doesn't reason better than a child in primary 3.
RomanceRe: See The Moment Ex-girlfriend And Her Gang Disrupt His Ex-boyfriend Wedding(pics) by Poanan: 4:35pm On Jan 27, 2019
luvyaself95:
So if he have sex with you,
you will want to scatter his marriage you dey craze..
what is so special in it...
I always think sex before marriage is not good but now Bleep the strategy...
I can't buy black market.
shift make i sit down and eat popcorn...
I won't get to the ground with a pig cos of free data he is currently using. It is not worth it.
RomanceRe: See The Moment Ex-girlfriend And Her Gang Disrupt His Ex-boyfriend Wedding(pics) by Poanan: 12:22pm On Jan 27, 2019
lincsnuel:
What sort of fuckery is this...

Does she not have exes too? Must one marry every lady/guy he/she dates?

Nonsense and ingredient
No you must not marry all your exes. It only happens when the guy brings news of marriage. When you know you want to marry another you would have allowed that girl go. Something similar happened to me. I have known this guy for 5 yrs and 4months. Although we had ups and downs within those times. It was a no sex relationship although we romanced. A time came when I lost my father and he proposed some months after my father's burial. I told him to wait till after the mourning period. Fastforward to last year he became unnecessarily rude and this day came he was rude to me. I couldn't take it anymore and I sent him a text never to tell me such again and that even my boss cannot tell me that and that we needed to talk. He said he would be busy the next day and that I just call within the day to see when he would be free. I called he said he was still busy and I sent him an apology. I called in the evening he didn't pick. He just sent me a text that I should move on with my life that he has found someone else and that both families already knows each other and they have plans.Now if within those 5 years and 4months, we had sex, I would probably be heart broken and may want to go any length.
RomanceRe: Reason Why Nigerian Ladies Are Marrying White Men by Poanan:
[quote author=Amakavula post=74465389]Lots of Nigerian women are now opting to date and marry White men. My friends are all talking about this , and its merits is beginning to make sense.

Even my bestie Tini ( from Sweden, remember her ? ) did mentioned after her experience she can't deal with closed minded Nigerian males.

The reactions to my former thread about "Yoni massage " showed me why most ladies want white guys.

https://www.nairaland.com/4938728/experience-yoni-massage-strangers-hand

So here is my list of why, from the reasons I gathered.

1. They are not close minded and backward fools. They can join you in Yoga or follow you to get massages, they make space and time for you.

2. They are exciting and more open to do new things.

3. They are Fine, and plus Cute kids grin

4.They encourage your freedom to explore and achieve as a lady. no come and cook this , or that or yen yen yen

5. They Respect women alot. The few I have interacted with have never doubted my intelligence or questions my curiosity.

6. They are supportive and caring.

7. They believe in equality of gender.

8. They understand my body is mine, and respect that. And wouldn't force sex because they are they man !

9. They are less likely to get involved in domestic violence.

10. They aren't broke, never broke quite hard workers too.. grin

I am attending a wedding today in Abuja today ( if you are in Abj and needs to go out , hit me up I have one free reservation )

One of my colleagues who had her drug training program in Germany ( sent by the firm) and guess who she is marrying ? a really cute Switzerland Man, who speaks French, German and Italian.

Apparently He learnt English while working with her and helped her assimilate through her training. I want one God please !!!!


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