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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dear New Hires, Stop Coming Into Organizations With Messiah Attitude. by Poanan: 11:38pm On Mar 30, 2023
QuinModah:
I think new hire are different from new hire in respect to their levels of experiences.

For example, a new hire can be, new GOC, new Unit commander (Director).

In this context, are we saying they should not fix some loopholes after they have understood the process , system and people? Yes, they will, and that where the Messiah comes in.

Also, either you are good employee or bad employee, you will always have enemies.
Is your name Olabode with surame that starts with S and end with l, or you have two monikers one posting and the other responding. I just noticed I may be wrong
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Poanan: 3:07pm On Mar 29, 2023
Newbie123:
It attracts a 25% charge if you withdraw other than than to use it to buy your first home, are over 60 or terminally ill
Thanks so much
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Poanan: 3:07pm On Mar 29, 2023
Viruses:
You can withdraw it but you will pay a fine of 25%.

Example:

You have deposited £4,000 and govt. has given you £1,000 (which is 25% of your deposit). You now have £5,000.

When you want to withdraw, you'll loose 25% of £5,000 which is £,1250.

Use the above calculations for different amounts.

I don't know if you can withdraw part of your contribution. I only know govt. will give you 25% and you'll loose 25% of the new total if you withdraw. Moneybox live chat is very responsive if you'd like to speak with them.
Thanks so much
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Poanan: 2:57pm On Mar 29, 2023
semmyk:
Short response, No!
Long response, yes you can, when you're 60. If you withdraw before 60, you pay a penalty (about 25%). LISA is an instrument for saving towards deposit for your (1st) house or saving towards retirement.
Read more in the property and mortgage thread. See below 👇
Thanks
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Poanan: 9:09pm On Mar 28, 2023
Newbie123:
Good people of God and elders of the house, I salute you all o.

Money don comot my body today but I say make I ask, please when should I expect the £1000 govt bonus on the LISA account?

PS: I know it's too early but the Naija in me is still doing seeing is believing cry grin shocked
newbie abeg answer me. This money you deposited on the LISA account, can it be withdrawn if your are not ready to buy a house?
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Poanan: 6:29pm On Mar 28, 2023
Good evening elders. If i decide to open an ISA account can I withdraw moeny from the account or only when I want to buy a house. Kindly assist me.
CelebritiesRe: Ludacris Asks Patoranking Which Jollof Is Best Of Nigeria,Ghana Or Senegal? by Poanan: 4:51pm On Mar 25, 2023
Rassco:
Forget, Ghana jollof is the best! I've tasted both worlds and also married to a Ghanaian.
Wait first the Nigerian Jollof you ate who cooked It? The ones cooked in the east and some parts of the north no follow.
When you talk about that party taste Leave It for the yorubas. My whole time of staying in the north and east the rice was not even close to the average yoruba rice.
PoliticsRe: INEC Result Analysis Based On Samples From IREV by Poanan: 12:06am On Mar 25, 2023
oyatz:
The purpose of randomness is to nullify such differences.
How can you come to a conclusion with less than one percent?
PoliticsRe: INEC Result Analysis Based On Samples From IREV by Poanan: 12:05am On Mar 25, 2023
Obinoscopy:
As a statistician, I've always believed in the powers of deductive inference based on sampling.

INEC has uploaded over 94% of the Presidential Results on the IREV Portal. Now there are people who believe that the result announced by INEC is significantly different from the result uploaded on IREV. I decided to randomly select result sheets from IREV and collate. The sample size was 314 result sheets. That sample size was gotten from an online sample size calculator. Click on this link to see my research protocol: https://www.nairaland.com/7614305/statistical-analysis-inec-result-irev

The result is very interesting.

RESULT
So after collating the result sheets from randomly selected 314 polling units, APC got a total of 15394 votes. LP got 10430 votes. NNPP got 2613 votes. And PDP got 11533 votes. So APC got the majority of votes followed by the PDP, then LP and finally NNPP.

This means INEC declaration is in tune with what's uploaded on IREV. However I noticed that the result for Rivers State is very strange. My collated result shows LP has more than 4 times the votes gotten by either APC or PDP.

So in conclusion, the IREV result is almost exactly what INEC declared. The only discrepancy is that of Rivers State. I might have to inspect that of Rivers State even further in my next analysis. But despite the Rivers State discrepancy, APC won fair and square based on the results on IREV Portal. I say this with 95% confidence.

Whether the results from IREV is authentic or not is a matter for another discuss. My focus was just to use the results I saw on the IREV Portal.
Obinoscopy, i know u went to Unilag and u did project in final year. What i am not sure of is the type of project u did If it is qualitative or quantitative. Using a sample of 341 out of over 170k is not a good sample at all and not representative. This is a very sensitive matter and sample cannot be used to make an opinion. Ask the auditors sometimes they do 100% depending on the materiality of the item.
PoliticsRe: CJN Ariwoola's Definition Of Forfeiture In 2014(photo) by Poanan: 2:12pm On Mar 24, 2023
fernandez1:
U be propagandist was he the CJN then….. una go still lule with this nonsense again and again!
He may not be the cjn then. But when there is a precedence it sets somethings in motion.
PoliticsRe: CJN Ariwoola's Definition Of Forfeiture In 2014(photo) by Poanan: 2:10pm On Mar 24, 2023
DevilsEqual:
Thought they said there are different types of forfeiture...we have civil,crime and maybe Admin Forfeiture
jumobi1, come onboard sir
From the document online it was for a crime
PoliticsRe: We Don't Have Space For Bigotry Or Ethnic Coloration In Our System - Sanwo-Olu by Poanan: 12:46am On Mar 23, 2023
[quote author=DriverX post=121981042]yes

wa
PoliticsRe: FCT 25% Requirement: Olisa Agbakoba Saw This Coming by Poanan: 10:58am On Mar 22, 2023
seunmsg:
There is no confusion anywhere. That someone filed a case in court doesn’t mean he’s right. The case is simply a waste of time and will be trashed. Section 299 of the Constitution is as clear as daylight.
what does it state.
PoliticsRe: We Don't Have Space For Bigotry Or Ethnic Coloration In Our System - Sanwo-Olu by Poanan: 10:43am On Mar 22, 2023
DriverX:
What did you do about the colouration in your very own PU?
sorry what do you mean? did they actually chase people in his PU?
PoliticsRe: How Eze Chinedu Mozie Was Attacked, Injured In Lagos On Orders Of Oba Afeez by Poanan: 7:42pm On Mar 21, 2023
GeneralPula:
Yes o..

If any Yoruba in Anambra call Anambra a No Man’s land or Dey enforce Anambra people to vote Adeyemi, make una deal with ham. Such person nah trespasser..
when was this no man said? and who said it
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Trying To Smuggle Cigarettes From Nigeria To Newcastle by Poanan: 1:29am On Mar 21, 2023
inoki247:
Ok is Cigarette illegal and why he dey try smuggle Cigarettes go UK sef shey Nigeria Cigarettes sweet pass UK own ni....
He carried over 80k which is in itself is in commercial qty and you must declare and pay duty on it.
PoliticsRe: Obi Should Accept The Fact That Tinubu Used "Pat Utomi" To Play Him-Reno Omokri by Poanan: 4:43am On Mar 18, 2023
raskymonojendor:
Politics power is about cold calculations, organization and building alliances for power - Charles Soludo.

I hope Pat Utomi gets rewarded for his efforts.
someone said he is being considered for the post of head of the economic team.
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes Vivour Gets Called Out By Banke Oniru For Lying by Poanan: 1:07am On Mar 18, 2023
[quote author=raskymonojendor post=121827477][/quote]she is probably pained that Gbadebo stands a chance.
PoliticsRe: Gbadebo Rhodes Vivour Gets Called Out By Banke Oniru For Lying by Poanan: 1:03am On Mar 18, 2023
raskymonojendor:
I spoke with my inlaw and her husband tonight. I was shocked when they both shouted Chinedu bawo. They both voted Peter Obi for president but are now voting Sanwo Olu. Tomorrow will be a wipe out. grin
Same here. A family of ten who voted tinubu are voting for GRV grin
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Poanan: 5:36pm On Mar 17, 2023
hustla:
Actually, Lexus or anyone else doesn't owe anyone, include me sh*t and doesn't have to do more

He can decide to log off forever if he wants to and he still won't owe you sh*t
People on this thread contribute out of the goodness of their hearts, so dead the entitlement

You're asking him to do more when he isn't being paid? Very funny person cheesy

Hopefully you get to resolve the issue at hand.

All the best smiley
Calm down when talking to someone facing issues. There are some words you dont use. From the write up she is in need. If u feel her statement is not right leave her and let her be. After all the person mentioned did not respond. She is grieving seriously.
PoliticsRe: Thought Provoking Question Sanwo-olu Asked GRV by Poanan: 1:17pm On Mar 17, 2023
donbrowser:
Stop confusing yourself. What has Gbadebo achieved
Sanwo Olu should stop confusing his self. At 40 bankole was already a speaker.
PoliticsRe: "Stay At Home If You Won’t Vote APC" – MC Oluomo Warns Igbos In Lagos State by Poanan: 1:16pm On Mar 17, 2023
emee701:
Dont be unfortunate. Mc oluomo is awori from lagos state and most yoruba knows that
S3e u behaving like a thug. U never abuse to prove appoint. Mc is not awori. He is originally from ijebu
PoliticsRe: APC And OBEDIENT Or Elupeee In Lagos.Let Peace Reign by Poanan: 3:06am On Mar 17, 2023
God2man2again:
Obi is my favorite President and he is God's choice for us but God has a purpose why Tinubu was announced to be the winner as President.

Who knows tomorrow?

Let's digress a bit.

When we were saying people should pray, you people seemed to be saying, INEC will not count your prayers, see where we are now in Nigeria.
Is Prayer not necessary? Let's leave that for now.

God's plan can still come to past, it is a matter of time.

Let's follow the path of peace by respecting one another.

Treat your Landlord well.
dont turn this to a religious talk. I expected you to disgree with the points i raised on fulani issue and afenifere.
PoliticsRe: Thought Provoking Question Sanwo-olu Asked GRV by Poanan: 3:03am On Mar 17, 2023
donbrowser:
If they are better than me, they should get the job. Simple as that grin
You dont get it, sanwo-olu decided to discount his age. In the real sense of it, it is sanwo that is the one without vision. If at 40 someone is thinking of becoming a governor. That alone supercedes any achievement sanwo claims.

If Gbadebo decides to get the future value of his age using same discounting factor as sanwo, it is clear sanwo will not be anywhere near him.

Sanwo olu should rest with the last minute talk he had the opportunity to address lagosians he felt Lagosians are too small to talk to because power comes from Bourdillon. The last week were spent around licking ice cream on the road and claiming to know the igbo guy selling at a mall when he was still small. ALL FROM A 57YRS OLD MAN abi?

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