₦airaland Forum

GanagiBitrus:
If I have a girlfriend who knows I've inherited $30m, I will cut off the relationship until further notice.

Not just a girlfriend, ANYBODY who knows, I'll keep them at arms length because they'll only bring trouble or ask you for money!

Karleb:
Same o' lines.


No vex anti.

Actually people like you are not to be blamed - it is entirely logical that if a woman has had too much sex, maybe with different men, that her vagina be loose ("there's nothing left inside her"

Unfortunately (or fortunately for some ) nature is not logical like that. A vagina always eventually returns to it's original size. So that such a woman may have a much tighter vagina than one who has barely had sex!

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
There are some married women with tight toto and some married women with slack toto, but I have discovered that the tightness of a married woman's toto depends on the age she started giving birth

Those who got married at a young age and started giving birth immediately tend to have tighter toto that those who got married at a more advanced age.

For example I have banged a married woman with 4 kids who go married at the age of 19 and she is still tight as against another married woman who has 3 kids but her own toto is slack

It could also be inherited because there was one single lady of about 36years who had never given birth but when I banged her she was very wide

All the same toto dey sweet and I won't mind banging you so I can give my verdict on your toto

Actually it's the opposite. If a woman has a baby too young it can damage the pelvic muscles and lead to continuing incontinence and "loose" vagina (actually it's the muscles).
As for the rest, you are mistaken. A woman's vagina eventually returns to it's original size, except age or injury damages the muscles.
Except for ageing, if a woman hasn't had sex in a long time she'd definitely be her original size (loose or tight) regardless of how many kids she's had.

Karleb:
Women and all these funny agendas.

There was a time a lady attended a TV program without bra to prove a woman's breast does not stand naturally.

Vagina is elastic but according to Hook's law elastic limit can be exceeded.

Anything to absorb themselves of any blame.

Una well done with all these misinformations.

What dick is the size of a baby? If a baby does not exceed vagina's elastic limit, what dick can??

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
There are some toto that are slack,I'm talking from experience

Of course there are wide vagina and tight vagina, just as there are short, long, slim, and thick dicks. It is genetic and has nothing to do with nothing. Just as with a man as he advances old age his dick shrinks somewhat, so also vagina, the muscles slacken with advanced age, and it becomes looser

Fahvvy:
Yes, I am fine, thank you for your concern ...

But like I said earlier, wehdone ...

This back and forth banter is getting really exhausting so, I'll send the conversation with this ...

If there wasn't something as a loosed va.gina, then there wouldn't be something known as "va.gina tightening creams/soaps" ...

Enjoy your day ...

There's also such a thing as ignorance. It's like using a cream to shorten your nose or or lengthen your penis.

By the way you missed this part of my post:

I gave all these screenshots of women with multiple children getting married. You ever heard of anybody marrying them complain of loose vagina??
Fact: some women with multiple births have tighter vagina than some who have never given birth!

Do enjoy your day too!

PapaGee3:
It seemed intentional cos she smiled when i turned back to see who it was

The green light is in your head. Girl is just the playfully friendly type

Fahvvy:
You're funny ...

First you say "There's no such thing as a loosed vagina"





And now you're arguing that a woman can have a loosed vagina ...

Wehdone ...

Are you ok? I said you don't see too many men complain about their wives. What you see often is that the wives won't do as much as before or lost interest. I gave all these screenshots of women with multiple children getting married. You ever heard of anybody marrying them complain of loose vagina??
Fact: some women with multiple births have tighter vagina than some who have never given birth!

CHIOMAEZEH:
Hmm....she MOANED into after life...while we on earth will MOURN her....
Which kind wicked killer penis the guy get wey go kill the babe...either she had other health issues or he choked her during the nacking cause he don too dey see am for porn

https://youtu.be/ex__6cJr8E

Those Igbo youths in the video are FOOLS!

Fahvvy:
Please do your research well madam ...
Don't just go and take a screenshot from Google and think it is right (cause blogs be posting false info on Google) ...

Or best still, ask your doctor on this matter...

The reality of things is this...
The vagina loses some of its vaginal muscle tone after child birth and this lose of muscle tone will cause the vagina to feel loose ...

This lose of muscle tone could even cause post partum urinary incontinence in some women (usually this is temporary in most cases)...

Having said so, the vagina cannot be the same after child birth ...

This is why doctors recommend kegel exercise (pelvic floor muscles exercise), the reason for this is to try to train the muscle and improve the muscle tone ...

Lemme stop here eh...
And please don't take my words for it, just call your doctor and ask questions, the info you'll get from your doctor will be more reliable than what google will tell you ...

I spoke to my gynecologist. Do you have one?
You just quoted what my article said: that pregnancy can temporarily loosen vaginal muscles, same thing also happens gradually as women get in their 50's and beyond. Otherwise the vagina always eventually returns to original size - just like a rubber band. Some forced prostitutes see dozens of men a day - it doesn't suddenly make their vagina loose. Or you don't see too many men say their wives stayed permanently loose after multiple child birth!

Tetraozonaitera:
You are whatever you call yourself bro.

Point is, all believing men are men of God, all believing people, people of God

seborrhic:
The cardiac arrest in this case was directly related to the stressful sex.
So by all practical and legal purposes,he fu cked her to death because without the forceful activity of sex she won't have had a cardiac arrest.
Some of you people want to sound smart but at the end you come out less wise than the person you claim to be correcting.
The primary cause of death in a death certificate will be written as sexual encounter.Then the secondary as Cardiac arrest,if autopsy so proves.

Chai!! See utter illiteracy - primary cause of death, sexual encounter!!
My friend, men die durring sex thousand times more than women. So the women fucķed them to death?? Some die before even penetrating the woman!

advanceDNA:
It's only women that claim vagina remain the same yet u don't have penis to know the experience

It's only women that claim the past doesn't matter when they want a man to be stupid about marital decision

It's only women that claim virginity doesn't matter when they are not virgins

It's only women I hear from that virgins make bad wives....

U women are very deceptive and untruthful when u want to give other women's son advice and when u are at the gaining end...

... If he reach una own son and brothers u will start to reason and talk exactly the same men u criticize and call their opinion lies and misogyny

It is not only us sir. There's also Google, as you can see below

Tetraozonaitera:
The man of God has spoken.

And we are men of satan, right?

Nonexisting1:
They hardly have sense. You went to fucck man with dick as hard as rock after second round and you didn't suspect he was on drugs and could fucck you to death. Well, it had always been the other way round so this is a first.
Gentlemen 1: 0 Vaginarians.

Receive sense. You can’t fk a woman to death or to anything for that matter. If it becomes painful she'd make you stop. People die of cardiac arrest all the time - including durring sex

advanceDNA:
Lol .

Just as some dicks are naturally bigger than others, so are vaginas. But it's not due to anything external

Nigerian press doesn't know the difference between "arrested" and "detained".
But see ignorance. What has the boyfriend taking drugs have to do with it??

There is no such thing as loosened vagina. Even after something as big as a child comming out multiple times, the vagina goes back to original. Age can make muscles loosen, including vaginal muscles, thus making the vagina seem looser

We can only hope. But deep down I know currency doesn't behave such - unless subsidies introduced

Sofiechidi:
I simply did a lot observations of what I eat, as well as my parents too.

Sure😊

Actually very good write-up. Short and to the point
Kudos OP
You didn't give the link where you got it from

Rebuker:
This too:

https://youtu.b/cMDmLsqG5d4

Seems to me you really need to have a low IQ to be one of these mushroom church pastors

Kobojunkie:
1. That is a lie that is from your programming. Marriage does absolutely nothing of what you were told it does. It does not bring anyone lasting happiness, fulfillment, joy, companionship, etc. Why? Because those very same things can be obtained by several other means out there outside of marriage.

2. Humanity? Cut the bull! Marriage as practiced in your culture is primarily about servicing self and ego. Most married people see it as their duty to protect only their own children and blood, no one else's matters or counts. Can anything get more self-serving than that?

3. Maybe because the culture we live in tends to wrap lies as if positives.

Let's conclude the thread with this meme:

Wrong forum, wrong section

BadNews:
Too Bad, See How This Fine Guy Lost Him Life

Don't Forget, Bring This BAD NEWS

BROUGHT you this news.

Brought NOT bring!!!!!

🤣 naptu2 is replying me in his diary section where he knows I can't reply - because he knows he is wrong!😆

naptu2 is the only older adult who is so proud of himself for knowing something even kids knew - that there was importation of fuel during military! He is also about the only one who confuses someone saying that harping on bad fuel importation is an exaggeration (since it was a one-time mistake) to someone saying there was no importation at all. What a guy!

naptu2:
Exactly! Emotional outburst in order to avoid answering the question.

I was engaging with someone else and I was perfectly correct. This guy jumped into the discussion to claim that I was exaggerating. I then put the question directly to him and he cannot answer because I was correct and he was wrong. There is absolutely no way that he can prove that I was wrong. We imported petroleum products during the military era and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

My point is made and that's the end.

I will not read anything you post because you have nothing meaningful to say.

Goodbye.

You sure u ok sir? You are bragging about something even elementary school kids knew? Of course there was importation of fuel durring military, only that it exponentially increased durring democracy

naptu2:
This is a very simple thing (I assume you are educated).

He wasn't even talking about bad fuel (I used that as an example that everybody is aware of. He said that there was nothing like importation of petroleum products during the military era because all the refineries were fully working.

(I already know that's false, not only because of the bad fuel, but because General Buhari talks about how they imported refined petrol when he was head of state, I remember when Emeka Ofor was involved in the endless turn around maintenance during the Abacha era, etc).

But it is a simple issue and doesn't require any spin.

Can you answer these questions with a simple yes or no (that will determine if I will continue to engage you).

Did we import petroleum products during the military era, yes or no?

Was there "nothing like importing petroleum products during the military era", yes or no?

It's very simple.

I don't give a rat's ass if you continue to engage me. Who the heck do you think you are??
CHECK MONIKERS before you post. You are mixed-up about who posted what. Even elementary school kids knew there was importation of fuel - which exponentially increased durring our copy copy, very expensive democracy!

naptu2:
Wait, let me see if I got this right.

Someone said that we did not import fuel during the military era.



and I replied with this.



And you replied with this



What the hell is the exaggeration there? It's either we imported fuel or we did not import fuel. What on earth are you trying to spin??

Are you checking the monikers? It's not the same person replying you.
My points are always well thought-out before I post - hence I've never lost an argument or debate on NL

naptu2:
What the hell is the exaggeration there? It's either we imported fuel or we did not import fuel. What on earth are you trying to spin??

The exaggeration is that the bad fuel was only a one-time short-lived mistake. The exggeration is that democracy did not end importation of fuel, it increased it. The exaggeration is that those were good, old days for the common man, compared to today!

raskymonojendor:
During Abacha's era, Nairaland won't even exist.for you to create this post of yours let alone criticize the military government in power.

It also won't exist in China or Russia. Are they not much better than Nigeria and it's contrived, expensive democracy?
The truth is that OP is largely correct. Those were good, old days for Nigerians compared to today - except to politicians