₦airaland Forum

Coldie:
Majority reason I left was insecurity. If u go tru my topic i was once complaining abt criminals raiding my street all d time.

Then covid19 came. I just tire

D losses were becoming unbearable.

my brother the last time I visited was horrible innocence lost the country had become something more like cosmos, syfy futuristic to me lol not funny though

Kolinakano:
Will you bring your self to the nearest hospital?

call the fulanis to abduct him ASAP i will personally tag it as jihad dat niccompu gat no conscience lol

vibre:
Stop pretending, You know the cause of her death. If you like add your mama join wetin don die don die. Abeg leave your family people make dem enjoy their life to the fullest and go find another career, your people no go die finish because you wan do music by force.

u are pathetic and u know it .. try to build a maximum prison for ur own frustrations life itself has presented hers nobody needs to know about urs as it’s stands

englishmart:
Firstly I don't trust abroad. You can never enjoy the home-based liberty you enjoy at home, abroad. By abroad, I don't mean Chad, Niger, Somalia, Sudan- North and south, etc. I mean a first world country. Though Chad, and co are considered as abroad.
I trust a known evil than an unknown good. I will rather invest the #2.5 million in my Akaraka village, Abuja.
What's your take?

flee bro whilst u still can

Coldie:
I be business man for Nigeria before I relocated I used to have laundry shops, barbing saloon, super market business, bar, betting shop, cyber cafe and pos shop.

D stress and frustration to run business for Nigeria no be here.

Since I moved abroad the benefits surpass anything Nigeria could have ever offered me.

Making a million in Nigeria no easy but to make a million for abroad u fit get am in less than one month doing easy jobs based on how much Nigeria money keeps falling abroad keeps getting more attractive

me is the freedom we lost that bothers me imagine today all u thought u knew in Nigeria growing up is gone.. we are now poorer and people are angrier Nigeria no longer have middleclass families now it’s either rich or poor hence the rise in corruption and social vices.. i thankGod for the kind of family I was born in devoted and dedicated to good cause of life if not I don’t know what would av happened I really ThankGod ..

bmcariyo:
You loaned your friend N4,000,000 last year and since then, he has refused to pay back, which has really deteriorated the friendship.

You beg him to just pay you N2,000,000 and forget the rest because you are in a financial crisis. Your friend then says he can only get you N1,500,000 since that's all he has.

You feel like you have no option but to accept. You eventually give him your account details to send the amount directly to your bank.

You wake up the next morning, checked your account and there is N15,000,000 in it. You kept staring at the screen in disbelief but it is indeed 15m.

You grab your phone and find 53 missed calls from him and an additional 27 text messages begging you to transfer back N13,500,000 since he only meant to send N1,500,000 and mistakenly added an extra "0."

As a well-brought-up person, what are you supposed to do?

1. Send back N13,500,000/=?
2. Take your full N4,000,000/=?
3. Keep the entire N15,000,000/=?
4......
5...

#FoodForThought

I will immediately change my name to sarkin and learn fulani language immediately he will run away lol

Fahdiga:
Spewing lies to make them look competent

don’t mind them

Jashub:
It seems life with the EFCC is sweeter

u rightly read that it’s lucrative

EmeraldKing7:
Sadly we didn't achieve anything with this #Endsars protest

Police are still terrorizing the youths and the government is arresting people who coordinated the protests

What a shame

the condemned doomed bastard urchin will soon call him enemy of the state or better still call him pdp, ipob or wailer or all of the above.. wishing dat guy a slow death will be a good prayer compared to what actually will befall him..

RuudVanNisteroy:
Okorocha and Ihedioha have struck a deal to dislodge Uzodinma, brotherhood is stronger than blood.

valid

dalongjnr:
This is someone I know and he knows personally even before he thinks of contesting any electoral position. My man, that man is a down to earth businessman. A contactor, supplier, importer and exporter, a hotelier,a school proprietor, a transporter,a realtor,a reknown philanthropist...... and later a politician who contested to be a president without been a governor or a senator, on two occasions,becoming popular in the process before he later contested the position of governor(which I think was belittling to his status,then) on that platform of APGA and won with a margin. All I see is, you don't know his struggles, victories and pains to fame and success. Stop the envy and jealously.

u haven’t answered my question u know? U personally knew him whilst he was working his ass off 24/7 9-5 a week u mean? And u watched him closely became the the stuffs u mentioned above? He must be a good mentor band should lecture economics and life’s dynamics in Harvard then..

melodyisaac:
I don't trust anything coming from this government anymore




WOW FTC FOR THE FIRST TIME .....shout out to slawormiir and all the hustling nig*as out there , God will definitely make us bigger.
CHEERS

lol

dalongjnr:
Okorocha was a multi billionaire even before he became a governor,owning multi billion naira properties eg. crest hotel,la'mond hotels, Rocha's schools and foundation. angel of hope hospitals etc. my brother, you don't know okorocha Rochas.

u can now tell us how he saved so much to acquire the wealth .. because I’m sure as hell u don’t even know but I pray that wisdom befalls u so u will immediately make calls or try to google rumours because u might not find the history online because google doesn’t keep records of sudden wealth or unverifiable source of income.. just ur sudden appearance with initial titles like philanthropist lol

Jostoman:
Okorocha should go and revalidate his APC membership card, because it is Presidency that is fighting okorocha through hope Uzodinma. Thank you

u are a cabal in the making... ooin u are doing excellently well �u and nairaland false prophet Na bracket first

laiza:
The way you select your words, the choice and the sequence is just so lovely to read.

like a 70s literature piece quite poetic if we may for lack of a better word

Disturbb:
Why not Lead the way Mr man... De inside house de cap rubbish

lol@cap rubbish perhaps he isn’t rugged and Gallant

zera:
Damn nigger...
This place looks cool for vacation

understandably so and I must visit someday God himself already knows.. I can’t imagine myself not and may Christ guide and guard my path to fulfilment..
I have visited many countries speak different languages it’s high time I sojourn my own backyards just because I like experiences and meeting people with different zip codes.. u only live once if u live it rightly u won’t bother about coming back here..

Esales:
Very true, but we can't be blamed na. No awareness, no security.

u are right man

Goalnaldo:
Who let this lunatic out again? Return him or her to prison, this time in solitary confinement

lol u bad by wande coal

Omihanifa:
Dear OP you forgot to add the following things

in mambilla refrigerator is useless ( people don't use it there)
All you need to do is to drop drink outside and in little or no time it becomes very cold.


Mosquitoes are literally powerless too in mambilla

There cows are very massive ( they look like elephants)

Their people love drinking tea

When going to mambilla, it's advisable to go with a manual car because if the high and low terrain

Their women have thick thighs and fresh skin

gadamn it my older bro just mentioned the tea now I’m very curious because oyinbo people don turn me to tea man especially early Morning discussions or a cold summer evening..

I need to plan a lifetime vacation to my own country eventually lol

AroOkigbo:
Typical of a frustrated Yoruba Muslim

stop diz nonsense.. look for a library and go read real books of history forget the internet before u harm ursef and ur best friends or people who are more likely to help u climb in life., there’s no such people as Yoruba Muslim u are just ignorant.. u are either a Yoruba speaking person by birth , origin or association.. u are just trying to change what u can’t .. u will invariably harm ursef or someone close to u on the long run..

banmee:
I wouldn't advertise this place too much. Nigerians will soon phuck it up. It's in their nature. They can't help it.

stop confusing yourself.. u will be surprised that is the only safest place to be the land of the free.. I will advise u to take a step at a time.. understanding no one can have it all.. even the op that posted the pictures ancestors came and left the world nothing can change the topography of that plateau not even the evil ,hate and aggression can change it..

Nigeria will grow if only collectively we change our mindset which is an impossible future tense lol however the consciousness to pursue can help to delay the impending the disaster..

overall90:
Don't mind the fool.
It is just seeking for attention.
People should just ignore it.

Na real it not him lol

KenModi:
What you wrote was absolutely unnecessary. No relation to the topic whatsoever. I am not Igbo or IPOB but I say confidently that your write up is simply filled with hate and tribalism.

my brother I’m tayad honestly too much hate in Nigeria hence the high rate of evil understanding that evil here encapsulates everything

Esales:
Beautiful, just beautiful.
So there are streams this clear in Nigeria?

just discussing with my older brother now he’s about to sleep that we have travelled the world but never sojourned our own backyard lol

jaxxy:
I have diagnosed ur case and what u lack is not necessary stature but maturity, self esteem and the right confidence. Ur 5.8 and while that’s not tall for a guy u are definitely not the shortest guy around u are still as tall as 50% of guys and at 20 years ure still growing. Make sure u eat alot of beans and u might still get to 5.11 or 6.2 depending on certain factors.

Ure just outof ur teens still pretty young. At this age some guys look older and sharper or act wiser bt don’t seem to have any of that probably because u became a forced introvert, get out f ur shell abit and learn the tricks of trade bt only positive things pls. There ways to boost ur self confidence. Apply them and work on urself bt don’t be hard on urself also cos ur maturity gets higher as u grow and u do the right things.

u are blessed

Chiminemine:
Hello guys. I just received one of the biggest insults of my life today in church.

So I went to church today and along the line, I decided to scroll through NAIRALAND a little bit because the sermon was a little boring. So as I was pressing my phone in peace ohhh, one usher just came to where I sat and taped me. as I looked at her, she stretched her hand out signaling she wanted to sieze my phone. At first I was confused because where I was a lot of people where operating their phones but she didn't approach them. I didn't want to insult her or create a scene so I just lied that I was sending someone an important text. Then she said I should be quick and put out the phone, That if I were in a lecture hall would I use my phone in the presence of the lecturer? So I obliged. I experience similar scenarios a lot in my life and it makes me sad sometimes. Sometimes, teenage boys would be interacting with me as if I am in their age grade. My peers wouldn't want to be around me because they would feel I am just a kid. I can't get a girlfriend because girls look at me like their younger brothers. this has turned me into a full time introvert . I am really hurt. Even my own father uses my statur to insult me at times . It's only by my thick voice that people can tell that I am grown up and thats not enough.

Guys please help me, I need advice. I am 20 years old and 5 foot 8 inches tall.

lol u are allowing trivia things to kill and destroy ur self esteem and I already feel sorry for u.. u need a therapist ASAP.. 5.8 and u say u are small? Do u even realise Daz almost 2m tall? I don’t think u even know Daz more than average, I don’t think u even know u are taller than most of the parents of nairalanders u came to seek opinions from.. all u need is self esteem, good diet, exercise, health and love..

May God help u find self love and peace..

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Nice Moniker

u bet bro .. and it’s a direct reflection even the head is almost weary..

tiredoflife:
Story

once upon a time time time

Jestin:
9ja mata don tire me...Abeg when City and Arsenal match dey start ?

17:30pm naija time..

tiredoflife:
Afonjas are finished on nairaland
Dem don give us weapon to use finish dem

he embarks on a revenge mission has always been advised to dig 2 graves.. remember what happened yesterday in onitsha? People pounding children in mass like it was for feeding a community of hyenas.. up north their revenues are generated from almajiris and banditry/terrorism..

Freestainworld:
This is serious, another one will empower them with ropes to tie the goats soon.

very correct and another empower with ogogoro to kool down.. Merry go round