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seanwilliam:
like seriously?


Reading all the comments in this topic ehn, I don die laughing wutang

me sef I don almost choke ooo

Frankiecrenshaw:
Guy you no street at all. Any thug that insults my mother bro is getting shot close Ränge, asin drive by style 2 Pac and biggie.

lol Na story u dey find Na wahala u go see

samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge

u use ur own money bulldoze road for wahala to pass now u dey find wahala number to call am abi? I nor get am ooo ask the next person below or the chief banning mod dem fit ban the guy from nairaland atleast dat Na restitution if some sort lol

KidDarkness:
A lot of people would have eaten those brownies not knowing they have been spiked

no it’s rather exclusive drugs aren’t cheap

Kobojunkie:
The man and his wife can simply go get themselves tested to find out the actual reason why had all 4 albino kids. There is scientific reason for such occurrences.

Bythe way, tell your "friend" that albinos are not "abnormal" in any form.

diz is why Nigeria is like diz .. illiteracy has mixed up homogenous solution in their blood streams lol

Albinos nor good but people still dey fucckkk dem again hypocrisy lol

9jaboombox:
MBA owned by Maxwell.W.Odum and Vodina West is a pure scam! They planned this all along. He told us that they were certified by SEC which eventually turned out to be false. He told us that MBA was insured, which also turned out to be false. He told us over and over that he has reserved money to pay back investors should anything go wrong, this also turned out to be false. He told us that no ROI will be lost, as we all know this turned out to be false now he said he was going to refund capitals and as we all see what is currently happening, is also is nothing but lies. This man is just filled with so much lies!

MBA does not have any issue or issues with CBN or SEC, it was his greedy attitude that lead to this problem.

MBA is NOT ready to refund capital this is why they come up with different excuses, if 360k verified huge savers still receiving capital since 15th till now and still on it, please ask yourself when 400k,500k verified huge saver will get their capital. remember there's still a lot of 360k, 400k, 500k huge saver that are yet to be verified.. now when will payment get to 600k, 700, 1m, 2m to 10m on huge saver... When will smart fund saver start to receive capital from 360k to millions, then offline investors too, from 360k to millions.. how many years will it take before u'll be paid?

He doesn't even have money to pay back if he is compelled to do so. The only money on him now is money from people that invested in October and November 2020 which he Maxwell intentionally deceived them to raise some funds to make make case should anyone want to make case with him.

Now he has invested so much on e-hoodlums and e-thugs who claim they've been paid meanwhile they are not even investors! You can't even say anything about your money in any of the online groups, they'd block you instantly and delete your comment. Maxwell Odum is a criminal and must rot in jail. He will never get away with this!

We don't need to deceive ourselves.. MBA is not ready to refund capital, what me I think is that they want to restructure new MBA, so by 4th Feb they will come up with their plans on how new MBA will be. I tell you investors will not have choice than to migrate and continue with new MBA and receive ROI. Waiting for capital refund, you will wait till eternity. But eventually they'd fold up and disappear completely with our capitals.

righteous thieving thieves lol

dre11:
…as efforts to reconcile Tambuwal, Kwankwaso fail

..Pushes for hybrid party to replace APC, PDP





https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/05/2023-obasanjo-backs-akinwunmi-adesina-over-tinubu/

nigerian media and bloggers are always imagining and hallucinating..

JonDon12:
Nne I greet u.

What is wrong with Nigeria that our brightest have to go to Ghana or South Africa for a quality education. Especially we southerners.

Northerners get preferential admission in into all educational institutions in naija

her parents Could afford it her privileges has nothing to do with Nigeria’s woes and deplorable existence..

Soseed:
You guys don’t know how it works....lol. The nan go change am to legit now na face to face with the woman based on trust come collect permanent stay lol. Shey the nan get work na him Dey make an travel over 12 hours lol. See the bigger scam been celebrated. Bro for even 10$ contact Dey some go do am for am for free.

sense too full ur head u go be naturally an akpako man

JovialJune:
Efcc/FBI should also have agents on nl cos all of you issuing threats or saying the man should be careful are suspicious fraudsters

nor be d same America wey I know u dey talk about.. murder is actually cheaper in America.. mugging comes as a bonus meanwhile in Nigeria mugging has a price..u can also compare price of legal and illegal firearms.. 150 bullets to kill 150 people theoretically is just 30usd around the corner..lol

[quote author=Winnerforever post=101271224][/quote]not surprised another billions looted

Hunter2009:
Prophet Iginla Weeps Over Nigeria, Raises Prayers Against Happenings In May, June, July (Video)

The leading prophetic voice in Nigeria, Prophet Joshua Iginla has issued a stern prophetic warning on Nigeria against the month of May, June, and July 2021.

Iginla, who is the shepherd in charge of the world-class 80,000 seater auditorium known as the City of Wonders In Nigeria, released a prophetic video this morning where he wept for Nigeria. Iginla warned that what is coming ahead is scary and that he saw a dark cloud pregnant with an evil baby. Here is the full message as released by him:

Oh Nigeria, our land of Glory, I weep for You because you are already injured and bleeding. Who can stop this bleeding and flow of blood? I can't tell you what I see. May History not repeat itself. Nark all I have said in parables. My spirit boils. For the past six months, God has been revealing to me some things that are hard for me to say. We need to pray for Nigeria. What is coming ahead in the next three months is not good, that's May, June, and July. I can't talk more than this. We need to pray for Nigeria. You see the military, police, DSS and all security operatives have a lot of works to do because of what is coming ahead. We really need to pray for Nigeria. I appeal to those in authority to be cautious and sensitive because the cloud is dark and it is pregnant. And the baby that is about to come from this pregnancy is an evil baby. I will repeat myself, the cloud is dark and very pregnant with an evil child.

Watch Video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK9xUTq5sNY

lol

NwaAro:
Adopt Ruga if you want peace in Benue, Buhari tells Ortom



https://www.peoplesgazette.com/adopt-ruga-if-you-want-peace-in-benue-buhari-tells-ortom/

the true question for logic is whose interest? Because even in fraternities respect is scared and that includes territories... so think in sacred And so called moral world we can be reduced to this kind of rubbish is preposterous to say the least..can he excuse me and my homeboys to quickly enjoy his bed just one night? Because that will be him appreciating my interest because I want his Bed I could employ violence if he resists

ijustdey:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/impeachment-apc-threatens-to-expose-mbaka/

lol@expose

arantess:
i really wanna skydive too
but what if village people decide to on bluetooth that day

off ur own Bluetooth no connection found

NwaAmaikpe:





Quite ironic is the fact that one of the worst sinners taught many people how to pray.

Considering that he led many people to having a better relationship with God, I believe he will make heaven.

his lyrics give the dog a bone let it roam and he finds his way home!

obiekunie2:
MAY TRUTH AND HONESTY FLEE FROM YOU.




AS FOR THE USELESS GOVERNOR AND HIS COLEAGUES, THE IGBO POLITICIANS AND ALL THE SABOTEAURS.

JUDGMENT IS ALREADY ON ALL OF YOU.

THE CONTRAPTION WILL DIE ON OR BEFORE 2023 - THEN WE WILL ALL MEET AT HOME TO SORT THINGS OUT.

target driven bragging rights u are rugged lol

Omooba77:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=305290817625146&id=100044326904709

lol ok

Temptee101:


Garba again, this statement is definitely from the archives.

It has been issued over and over again since 2015.

He didn't even bother to change any word.

I'm tired of this country.

hahahahah ahahahh u made my morning..lol@ definitely from the archives!!! Copy and paste reactions ���������

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/zamfara-killing-of-innocent-people-by-bandits-unacceptable-buhari/amp/

lol will be brought to an end sooner than later lol

SATANICALLY666:
https://dailynigerian.com/nimc-staff-improved-salary/

divide and rule tactics especially when it comes with crumbs cum food lol

GeneralPula:
The oil & gas industry will do anything & everything to pull Tesla down..

I read it somewhere that most of Tesla real ideas were compromised..

conspiracy theories

smartty68:
The population of fools continues to grow because of the attention they get from their followers.

i taya lol @ I was enjoying my boyfriend thing my boyfriend cum I nor cum.. I just pity the world as a whole.. people now publicly announce and declare idiocy because of the attention and applause they get unhindered and ofcourse without borders

ogododo:
https://www.thecable.ng/masari-buhari-has-not-failed-i-think-he-has-tolerated-us

lol even the devil is tolerating u and ur nuances

ken6488:
And he can never cause me misery after all it is not me or my family that are suffering from terrorist attacks in the north, bunch of terrorists

dat guy is dull and it appears he’s a product of an almajiri education centre.. what’s erosion revamp area? Or does revamp have another meaning? Really Nigeria is doomed I think a certain party and it’s followers in Nigeria are all plagued with cognitive dissonance and it’s a permanent defect..

NwaNimo1:
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haahahha my nigga vince i sight u !!!

[quote author=COFFINSELLER post=100886817][/quote]ahhahah ahahaha ahahahaha tell them what they wish to hear... but tomorrow don’t come and say a leopard doesn’t change or can’t change its spots.. even God that created us rebuked evil..

Nigerian power mongers have rubbished the saying no honour amongst thieves!!!

ruhu:
What's happening with the Nigerian Immigration Service?. I applied since December 2020, up till now in April 2021, they are saying no booklet. What kind of a country is this. I can't afford to lose the opportunity I want to use the passport for. Anyone with the same issue?

it has been scarce since years due to immigration officials corruption and government inability to pay the Malaysian company printing them .. our problems in Nigeria is enormous and for lack of a better word “pathological “

yashau:
https://thenationonlineng.net/forces-against-nin-policy-behind-attacks-against-me-pantami/

lol like wtf? I have said it repeatedly diz country is a joke gone too far.. how are the spurious obscene statements u made and ur own righteous religious beliefs attacks on ur person? U want to deny ur God now just because u want to retain ur office? Don’t be an hypocrite stand tall like job in the holy bible.. instead ur hypocrisy as usual has gotten the better of u.. u want to throw ur own God under the bridge .. shame on ur pathetic head!!!

Amotolongbo:
Mr Lai Mohammed, can you please admit being responsible for your irresponsibilities for once sir?

Democracy and rule of law being cited are reflection of governance and administration of the government on the citizens.

If the government is good, it will reflect on the citizens.

and later he will say he’s an old man with wisdom but when it’s convenient they say rebuke whoever beats a child and say don’t cry.. how can Nigerians project to the world that they are experiencing democracy when infact even neighbours and the world can see its democrazy and looting combusting like aviation fuel?answer diz and make heaven or ajanna whatever or wherever u think u will eventually be accountable