₦airaland Forum

Onucs:
Pipu always coming on Nairaland seeking advice on how to misbehave. WTF

How did we get here?

Your aunty no even get taste sef.

Zonefree:

Jobless liability of a wife!

Where do you expect a family man that earns meagre 70k a month to get money to help your useless family?

RealEzee:
some older babes pucci tight pass dis gen z peeps tho ,u will be shocked

nazicartel:
so, the younger ones are tight

Reportbutton:
The meme is meant for the OSU people

nazicartel:
Yes and it's better than the young girls

Mitsurugi:
I wish Seun can create a separate space for the sane ones amongst us. But then those toxic idiots go still find us come

Mitsurugi:


You see that undisputedKOC up there?👆🏽 He's a mentally deranged fool.

Samantha124:
Lol.. that's not possible.

I think I just gave you your answer.

Samantha124:
No, I don't.. Tell me.

Samantha124:
Why?

Samantha124:
No, South Africa.

Samantha124:
I'm a female.

Samantha124:
Ordinary cane That's not ordinary to me.

You don't lay your hands on me and get away with it and I also think it has to do with the kind of families we're from, I've never seen my parents use violence on us their kids or on each other, so it's not ordinary to me.

One time I did get my cousin arrested for laying her hands on me, but because she's family, I only let her stay in the prison cell for 2 days as a warning that next time I won't be that much lenient.

Funny enough, my mother always believed that I'd make a great lawyer from a very young age..
Really Dix is very funny to me
U gatx to be strong oo are you F or M?

Skyview01:
If you can control your emotions, you can rule the world.

Stanweezy:
Seriously i wasn't happy doing it but when I remembered that i got my money back through that format it makes me happy

Prettygirl200:
am waiting

Stanweezy:
A guy came to my shop to make enquiries about installation of DSTv for viewing centre, i gave him the full quotation, I have some materials in my shop but i don't have dish and decoder


I went to DStV office to get the decoder when the price was given, i called him on phone to inform him he said i should buy it

After installation this guy refused to pay me my balance, i gave him two weeks to comply he didn't, one Saturday morning i went to his viewing centre and use my hand to comot the dish from signal

Saturday afternoon when match is about to start he switched TV DStV ON and it displayed "no signal due to weak or bad weather" this guy wey no dey call me nor dey plan to pay me my balance was crying that customers are leaving his shop bkus DSTv no get signal

I charge am for signal retrackking and still put my old balance, I told him my cash first B4 i start work he no get choice than to pay bkus next match will soon start and he won't like to miss that too

Samantha124:
I have 2 sweetest revenge stories.

The first one was back in my junior year in high school, the primary school that I went to didn't practice corporal punishment, but it happened that when I got to high school, my parents moved me to my grandparents house as they were too busy and hardly at home and they thought I still needed some elderly supervision apart from that of my siblings.

The school that they took me to there was this one teacher who still practiced corporal punishment and would come to class with a stick every time.

The first time he hit me was when he asked me about the four factors of production, I got 3 correct and forgot the last one, he hit me.. I got mad, but I decided to keep it in... The other kids didn't seem bothered when he hit them, it's like they were used to it.

The day that I decided that enough was enough was when we wrote a test and the teacher told us that those who didn't get a 70+ will get four strokes each.. we wrote and the results came, I got a 66, if I still remember very well.

The teacher divided us into two, those with 70+ and those with 70-... the school was already close to knocking off and I was supposed to go tell my class teacher that I won't be available for the rest of the week and probably the following week too as I had a doctor's appointment the following day and I was going to get admitted for my eyes surgery.

But after the teacher hit me and gave me those four strokes, I was so furious I wanted to cry, but the stubbornness in me was like I'd be damned if I let the teacher see my tears.

I came up with an idea that I wasn't going to tell my class teacher that I have a doctor's appointment the following day anymore, I instead went home and showed my mother my hand when she came to fetch me from my grandparents house in the evening as she and my dad were taking me to my doctor's appointment the following day.

Because I'm fair in complexion, my hand was very red and I came up with an idea to convince my mother to go to the school and lie by telling them that the reason I got admitted was because the teacher hit me so bad that my arm stopped functioning and I had to be rushed to the hospital.

She finally agreed and the teacher ended up getting suspended and paying my parents for damages inflicted..

The principal insisted on coming to see me in the hospital, but my mother came up with an excuse that I was still traumatized and I didn't want to see anyone from school.

When I resumed school, no one suspected anything as already I was using spectacles and I had a doctor's note which was just stating that I was unwell for the past two weeks, but didn't specify the sickness because it's confidential.

I later dropped accounting for Agricultural science as I didn't want to face him anymore in case he returned after his suspension, him and I never talked again, we would just greet each other and that was it.

My parents also decided it was best that I come back home the following year and school from there, instead of my grandparents house.

It was only after five years that I bumped into him at a mall that we finally had a decent talk, we sat down for a while and I even bought him a drink...

Prettygirl200:
yeah m an art student going to study masscom in school

Merch:
ogbeni stfu all naija girls are so useless

Zonefree:
What's the percentage of hardworking girls in Nigeria?


*You can use Nairaland girls as case study.