₦airaland Forum

shollywendy1:
Over syllabus don dey worry this our pope. Which one be arithmetric and geometric progression inside garri wey i wan drink jeje to hold belle?
Abeg if equation like make it no balance, it concern me not. Provided, it don reach it destination. Abi which kain Arab theory be this? Lol

shollywendy1:
Water bawo! Water no fit pass lebu ijebu.

bolabiyi:
na now i dey realise say i no get savings o....chai, water don pass garri....

davit:
You say what?

sexylassie2:
How to test your facemask to know if it is effective and quality or not

- wear your facemask properly.
- take a lighter, put it a little close to your worn facemask then light your lighter
-blow a strong air through your worn facemask while holding the lighter close to your covered mouth

If the air quenches the fire on the lighter, your facemask is of low quality if it doesn't,your face mask is of higher quality.

1daboi:
Good friday!

If not for this lockdown, we would've cashed out today, tomorrow and Easter Sunday and monday. Chai! Even uche is counting his losses

tojahh:
I will rather park my car at toll gate and trek all the way to enyo. mind you i say trek.

Mobil HQ
ConOil Gbagada
NNPC Palmgroove

Smh

BAZ001:
So I went to the island briefly today and decided to buy fuel at Mobil HDQtrs.
Like 3 cars in front of me they were using only one pump. From no where an attendant showed and said I should reverse my car out of the queue and come to another pump.
I obeyed, got to the pump and before I opened my door
Attend: he shouted full up or how much ?
Me: 4 thousand
Attend: okay it's from zero
(Me rushing to come out of car to see d meter before he started but couldn't see so I had to turn round to his side cos d place was tight.
As I peeped he just stopped d pump and said 1000. It was showing 1000 on meter.
Me: 1000 now now within 15sec wey I turn.
Attend: yes how much be 1000 na now now e no dey long. ( people in other cars laughed )
Me: but why u stop at 1 thousand, I said 4 thousand
Attend: sorry I thought u said 1 thousand
Me: I said 4 thousand
(He was reluctant to continue )
Me: come and continue now ?
Attend: okay I will add 3k to it to make it 4k
Me: yes go ahead but I will like to see your manager
Attend: manager no dey
Me: what of supervisor
Attend : e no dey too
( I begin think wetin I go for use hold this man ooh. Dey go scam me like dis?) I begin waka go inside car
Attend: oga I just start to dey sell u fuel dt 1 thousand is not part of it.
Me: okay (I don happy for mind)
Attend: I go sell ur 4k no vex , come see
Me: Thank you , I no go see. I dey form big man.
I come bring money.
He sell 4k. I start car fuel move up go full tank . I begin laugh say after all my reading of this thread person still wan scam me for petrol station.

hefelove:
Baby oku still dey?

tojahh:
Energy? Shey i wan go play ball??

tojahh:
Is the aforementioned mixture for Pile?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]A lot of wives and kids would be grateful for this lockdown

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shollywendy1:
That their case is not hard. Since the owner's friend want to be using the car to work at this period. Its either they sit on another agreement as the third man is involved.
Its either he back out and get refunded or
They re-negotiate the amount to be paid since the car will be de-valued.
I will rather back out.
#Back to isolation

tojahh:
His friends wants to be using it from Ikorodu to Island? Everyday you said??

The owner is not recognizing the terms of agreement that is if you even have one. If you do, go back and read and understand at what condition the car can be collected from you. l also suggest, NO FEAR AM WHEN UNA DEY TALK, tell am as e be.

1. You park it in his place and hold on to key and battery and plates.

2. He pick the car, you collect wages per day.

3. His friends use the car and continue paying the rental and sign agreement to full responsibility of hazards and repairs.

4. Ready to collect your 100k. Once he sees any of the above.

shollywendy1:
Thumb up. Gbera! Tesumole pope. Lol

shollywendy1:
Abi tithe to the man of God(pope191) for more work from home offline like that. 10% of 12k is = N1200

bolabiyi:
Did one sharparly runs this morning...Recieved call 9pm yesterday. ...rider...hello, sir pls you have carried me on bolt before and i saved your number...Me..ma, what do you want? You know there is a lockdown....Rider...i know bros, but i want to get some stuffs at oyingbo to ikorodu tho and fro....we will leave 4am...chai....so tempting as local man nwed cash this lockdown..... i replied....Madam...hmmmm, can u pay?Rider...how much? Me...14k....Rider, biko let me pay 12k....ok madam....lets shoot..... woke up, no brushing o, local man put chewing gum for mouth.....we moved true true o, like play like play the journey dey smooth until we got close to alagomeji...omo na police oo.....police...park park...hello, werw rbu coming from? Dont u know the is lockdown? Or r u a foreigner? Me....oga, i am going to buy food nio, i cant come and die of hunger...police, abeg, drive this car enter station...rider...police man biko, we cant die of hunger na, abi whick kind walahi b dis? Police...madam, we r impounding this car, you have disobeyed the law and also u and dis driver will be arrested o...rider.....henn, arrested kwa....wetin we do? Madam sharparly put her hand for purse give the idiot 2k....police...madam, u sabi jare..u b like dis big head driver wey no sabi....dem dey like do stronghead....we then left ooo....na so i drove fast and furious reach ikorodu...bottom line...3 hrs...4 to 7...12k...oya na lets go there...i go manage am take hold body......Note....na small boredom make my story long like dis o

Godstime234:
my hp partner call me now that he will be coming to my place tomoro to carry car that he wants to use it that I should come and take it back after the curfew.. what do u guys think.
NB:my total amount paid is 150k.. advice please

tojahh:
Who una say make he read all these thing here?

eherbal:
bet why

BAZ001:
It was cancelled by FX
As they were already messing up with America in season 3. Let me stop here before someone corrects me.

eherbal:
i don count like 4 ganja men up in here. Una don dey come outta d closet small small

BAZ001:
I thought Tyrant too was banned ?

xrayj:
@bold Wrong!

gnykelly:
where can I get it

Eizenburg:
Been there, done that. Watching Breaking Bad all over again.

Eizenburg:
Promising, but there’s something about it that doesn’t sit well with me; Aaron’s acting seems kinda forced.

Flash Forward is one really good show that didn’t get renewed for a second season.

Eizenburg:
You heard wrong; the show had very poor ratings and was subsequently cancelled

shollywendy1:
A coronical joke