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papawemba:
Igbo boys....


Now that their importation business is no longer booming they have resorted to clandestine methods to survive.

csbenedict:
Nne biko no vex. I don't normally do this. I tried sending you dm but it seems it isn't working. Am not going to lie, if you truely are the one on the dp. Then I give it to you. Beauty and brain. I have gone thru all your profile. Suffice to say that definitely you have a man. But there's nothing more satisfying than getting to know people of your kind. It's refreshing to see a beauty that thinks real
Am jealous of the lucky guy already

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WTF..are u for real dude? You are an obnoxious babylon.

Anyway, nothing wey kaka nova see
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Slimzjoe:
Wow.....Thanks alot Bro

Kenzico:
Seriously speaking! Naija men feel manly when they spend for their baes.....Its already a Culture in we country. That's an American culture

glowshine:
100 million dollars

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Now, this's strong
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saasala:
So, because you snapped a 1975 like picture with Otedola's daughter we should dash you Likes on here. Bring your cheeks close, let me dash you hot slaps. When next you are submiting your cv, attach this picture to it, they will employ you sharparly.

If na me ehn, I will just press her breastss and run away. At least it will be in records that I once pressed a billionaire daughter's breastss

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WTF..pervertism has taken a new level.
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rokiatu:
Which rock have you been living under?

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My gawd!!!

This got me hard
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lovely17:
awwwwn

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Lol..man pikin dun old finish.

As I dey comb my hair today. I no believe my eyez when I see grey hairs. I cun dey imagine say na Cyprus of yestada dun turn old man

A glorified mummies boy of my mom for that matter.

How time flies
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GreatAgb:
A man's life does not revolve around woman alone. A man has many responsibilities including his relationship with his woman. Pronouncing him a real man or otherwise using just one of numerous criteria is flawed.

Joy1706:
ONE woman did this to you but you've reached the conclusion that ALL women don't appreciate sincerity. Dude swerve abeg. What of women who sacrifice all for guys who don't appreciate. That's just how some human beings are

Analysiscorner:
You are not alone, Bro. Especially Nigerian girls that don't have principles. They are like our politicians.

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I tell you

Na one boat carry them
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sexyexcalibur:
Most likely, no divorce settlement (naija way) ...

So she go just sha leave all d billions waka go...
All those her #billonaire go stop now....

Another aristo go d thank God for open door now

Alison7777:
Rappers or rapists. Bro you go primary school?

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GogobiriLalas:
see madness for Nairaland

GogobiriLalas:
see epistle...the thing pain am olosious fellow..go and die

GogobiriLalas:
mu*mu all say you wan be first to comment, you no bother read the whole article

Mickop:
Abeg see nose. Y dem no name this guy NOSELINE?!


Endtime nose.

myfantasies:
Is he sweating or he used groundnut oil to rub his body cos of d harmattan

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Lol..

Abeg make una no kill person with laugh
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sonofananimal:
nothing will ever carry me to do that Court stuff!


you work all your whole life to gain something then one woman will now take 50℅ of what you work in your whole lifetime!!


NEVER!

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I tell you my brda.

No sense inside the package. Infact, na trouble person they call with court marriage.

Let's not forget that in a case of infidelity. One has to be going to court constantly with hard proof, in other to get the marriage dissolved
The woman fit even claim innocent when you no get fact to butress her allege infidelity.

You go see yourself dey beg judge lyk one somalian refugee, untop your own right.

Even God no command that kind hogwash. I wonder why all this brainwashed zombies they use western hegemon as a sole yardstick to define a true marriage.
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mulante:
I "liked" your comment because I found it amusing. However, I gave my comment because I am not a fan of unnecessary display of affluence to guarantee affection. I don't believe giving a girl an iPhone or an SUV guarantees that your marriage will be successful. There's more to it than those.

However, with due respect, I think you really should talk to someone regarding marriage, I really think you are in dire need of perception overhaul regarding who a wife should be to you. It's not something I think I am qualified to educate you on but I still believe you have a wrong concept of marriage (statutory/monogamous).

Statutory marriages guarantees certainty and security. I am sure you do not want external factors to dictate what happens in your home during your lifetime and after your death. You can simply just avoid the unpleasantness that comes with marrying a "money centered lady" by entering into a Prenuptial Agreement.

Regards

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I think you mis-understood me. I don't have anything against being generous, neither do I see my future wife as an adversery.

With all due respect, I think its paramount I correct your postulation on statutory marriage guaranteeing security and certainty
Your assertion is not a touch-stone for a successful marriage.
Your assertion is what two of my uncle were chanting when they tragically lost their lifes to "human selfishness". I mean, their wifes ended them lyk chicken just bcs of this same brouhaha of court marriage. infact, the first to go among them. Foolishly operated a joint acct with his wife(he signed his death warrant).

Humans are unpredictable when it comes to money. This is not exclusively unique to a particular gender(NOTE).
The angel you see today can turn to your down-fall in future.
Judas is in a better position to confirm that. I can trust people with every other thing, but not with money, the only exception is my mama. This is bcs she is not an ordinary mother, she's a soul-mate.

Not that I'm stingy..NOPE. I'm being logical and rational, judging by stories, fact and experience.



I have financial security for all my family member, which my future wife is a key benefactor. She will enjoy all I have when I'm alive. When I die. She has her own property which I'll "will" to her before even giving to my siblings and children.

But giving her access to half of my possession while I'm alive is unequivocal "NO" for me.
On a flipside; i gat family members and lot of people to take care of, than to cede 50% of what I own to one person(God forbid).

I smoke pawpaw leaf.

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gurunlocker:
ladies and mosquito brain

mulante:
I wonder what a divorce will get her. Let me guess, 50% of his wealth.

Akathriel:
Vladimirovich Putin - Thou fire of my loins and my beloved son in whom I am well pleased.

Did Yahweh not command Joshua to overrun the Amalakites in the book of Exodus 17:13?

And did Caleb not drive out the 3 sons of Anak - Sheshai, Ahiman & Talmai from Hebron in the book of Joshua 15:14?
Vladimirovich Putin - As Caleb drove out the 3 sons of Anak from Hebron, so shall you drive out Bill Clinton, George Bush & Barrack Obama from America. They shall flee into Cuba & be imprisoned in Guantanamo Bay.

The Americans shall hear the blasts of the Russian Topol-M and their hearts shall fail them. Even the Anunnaki living in the underground facility at the Dulce Airforce Base, New Mexico shall be vapourized by the Russian SS-18 Satan.

The head of Donald Trump shall we use to play ping-pong on the Madison Square Garden, and the limbs of Hilary Clinton shall we use as baseball bats in playing international tournament between Russia & Nigeria.

Thou shall also overrun Israel with your Russian elite killers - Spetsnaz, and Benjamin Netanyahu shall flee into the hands of Hezbollah in Lebanon where they will cut off his scrotum and feed it as a delicacy meal to my fowl in Ijebu.

Then shall thou commandeer 1,200 - 13Year Old white American virgins along with 700 Israeli widows as spoils of war and deliver them to my family house in Ijebu.

The 700 widows shall I distribute among my loyal friends on Nairaland - namely: Appleyard, Nairaminted, Scully95, Fineguy11, Shymm3x, Cyprus00 & hungryboy

The 13Year old virgins shall I keep for myself, and then shall I break the record of King Solomon.

The heads of the Rothchilds, George Bush & Tony Blair shall thou decapitate & use in appeasing the wandering ghosts of Saddam Hussein & Muammar Ghaddafi.

The American Gold Reserve shall thou share into 7 equal parts. Mother Russia shall take 2 parts, Nigeria shall take 1 part, China shall take 1 part, Iran Shall take 1 part, North Korean shall take 1 part and I shall take the remaining part.

Then shall we restructure the global currency & adopt the Naira as the official world currency. 1 Naira shall then be equivalent to 1000Pounds Sterling & 2000Euros respectively.

This shall be the horrible fate of the AngloZionist empire who have enslaved my people & covertly turned the Earth into a slaughter-house for the Anunnaki.

I, Akathriel Underscore Obatala have spoken!

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You really got me hard with the quoted

The head of Donald Trump shall we use to play ping-pong on the Madison Square Garden

and Benjamin Netanyahu
shall flee into the hands of Hezbollah in Lebanon where they will cut off his scrotum and feed it as a delicacy meal to my fowl in ijebu

The 700 widows shall I distribute among my loyal friends on Nairaland - namely: App"leyard,Nairami"nted, Scu"lly95, Fine"guy11,
Shymm"3x,Cyprus00'0 & hun"gryboy

You dun mad finish
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NiRfreak:
I wonder how just talking to the wife will quench her sexual urge....Some people even said she should understand....imagine! understand what? Can mere understanding calm a hornyy woman? Probably they meant she should understand and find someone else while the husband is away to drill her honey pvssy. Guy, stop looking for excuse, or else someone else will perform your duty for you.....To help your situation, get high while coming home to energise and relax your nerves....and that could also put you in the mood to bang the hell outta her.