Well when I visited her unannounced, I met my deputy over there on the bed with full plate of rice and stew with fried fish...

Babe that hardly cooks for me, she always prefers to buy me malt, junks when I visited, las las I was introduced as a friend, the thing con be like say na me be the stranger for the room...

I codedly told her am coming and I left... And that was the beginning of the end. Met me the next day in school as she was like it's not what you think....

Hmmm...


Here to read lies.

U will see unannounced secrets too ni abi...

habsydiamond:
U will see unannounced secrets too ni abi...

I TELL YOU

U will see unannounced secrets too ni abi... Very very easi.

The unsparkeable, what eye can not see. Baby don`t stop heeeeh oh oh heeee he is not in town

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK....DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE

at last Dorcas cast you... These ladies dem no get feelings at all... That one spend on a lady doesn't mean she can't chop another man's thing behind ur back... It takes the grace of God for a lady to be loyal to one man... With what is happening upandan where olosho dey...one lady go fvck ten picks in a day for money.... Na we man I dey pity cos some of us go marry bottomless pit... Like hell fire own!!!!

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK....DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE

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Still waiting for more lies

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK....DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE

OK congrats

Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies

ok,this is an experience I find very hilarious,I had this new pretty lady that has a fashion shop,fairly well to do,so that fateful day we booked that I will come and take her to my house for some serious nacking,I went on a business trip to a nearby town and with heavy rainfall I couldn't come back in time,she was calling me to know what's up,so by 8pm she gave up calling me and thought I will not make it,but the weather is cold and I really need some nacking,I drove to her house and went behind to the BQ she was living ,lo and behold the door of the BQ is fully open and another man is nacking the lady,I watched live X show for at least a minute before coughing,I nearly died of laughter on the look on their faces,why they left the door open I cannot tell,maybe she felt as the only resident it is safe to open the door to allow fresh air to waft over their buttocks,but the look on her face was pure horror.very comical

okoroemeka:
ok,this is an experience I find very hilarious,I had this new pretty lady that has a fashion shop,fairly well to do,so that fateful day we booked that I will come and take her to my house for some serious nacking,I went on a business trip to a nearby town and with heavy rainfall I couldn't come back in time,she was calling me to know what's up,so by 8pm she gave up calling me and thought I will not make it,but the weather is cold and I really need some nacking,I drove to her house and went behind to the BQ she was living ,lo and behold the door of the BQ is fully open and another man is nacking the lady,I watched live X show for at least a minute before coughing,I nearly died of laughter on the look on their faces,why they left the door open I cannot tell,maybe she felt as the only resident it is safe to open the door to allow fresh air to waft over their buttocks,but the look on her face was pure horror.very comical

WHICH MOVIE IS IT?!.

okoroemeka:
ok,this is an experience I find very hilarious,I had this new pretty lady that has a fashion shop,fairly well to do,so that fateful day we booked that I will come and take her to my house for some serious nacking,I went on a business trip to a nearby town and with heavy rainfall I couldn't come back in time,she was calling me to know what's up,so by 8pm she gave up calling me and thought I will not make it,but the weather is cold and I really need some nacking,I drove to her house and went behind to the BQ she was living ,lo and behold the door of the BQ is fully open and another man is nacking the lady,I watched live X show for at least a minute before coughing,I nearly died of laughter on the look on their faces,why they left the door open I cannot tell,maybe she felt as the only resident it is safe to open the door to allow fresh air to waft over their buttocks,but the look on her face was pure horror.very comical

Still waiting for more lies again.

visit her unannounce... and you must surely receive unannounced surprises..

that's b*tches for you!!

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK....DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE

I met my deputy? Lwkmd

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK....DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE

Lwkmd Eeweee

Dorcas no do well at all

Have never visited a boyfriend unannounced
The last thing I need right now is a loop hole in my mental health

I met his ex there... I was furious but I kept my cool... I am not someone that's quick to speak... I just observe situations... She left after a lil while and never saw her... Didn't even ask my DH about it I just let it slide....

U go just dust nyash begin go woman house .... I no go eh ... If U no come my house announced , keep your coming

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK....DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE

Na u be the DEPUTY

Doja2000:
Still waiting for more lies again.

for your information the story is from my bachelor's years,I am now married for 21 yrs with 2 children in the university,I am no longer a kid that lies for kicks,it is obvious you are not a ladies man to disbelief such story,if you interact more with women you see that the story is not even at par with what women are capable of,what if I tell you the story of how I walked into the room of my cousin during Xmas to meet her and her friend Stark naked on the bed doing crazy lesbian moves or how I visited my farmer friend and encountered him fvcking his female customer on the passageway of the piggery house,the stories and experiences are endless,I had money always and my car when I was 19 yrs that made me to be a very naughty boy.

Who on this thread is senior Pikin ?

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK....DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE

Know your place, the guy you met was the main guy...you were the deputy or side guy

Lamanii22:
I met his ex there... I was furious but I kept my cool... I am not someone that's quick to speak... I just observe situations... She left after a lil while and never saw her... Didn't even ask my DH about it I just let it slide....

NO QUARREL NOTHING NOTHING

Kobicove:


Know your place, the guy you met was the main guy...you were the deputy or side guy

HOW CAN I BE THE DEPUTY NA

okoroemeka:
ok,this is an experience I find very hilarious,I had this new pretty lady that has a fashion shop,fairly well to do,so that fateful day we booked that I will come and take her to my house for some serious nacking,I went on a business trip to a nearby town and with heavy rainfall I couldn't come back in time,she was calling me to know what's up,so by 8pm she gave up calling me and thought I will not make it,but the weather is cold and I really need some nacking,I drove to her house and went behind to the BQ she was living ,lo and behold the door of the BQ is fully open and another man is nacking the lady,I watched live X show for at least a minute before coughing,I nearly died of laughter on the look on their faces,why they left the door open I cannot tell,maybe she felt as the only resident it is safe to open the door to allow fresh air to waft over their buttocks,but the look on her face was pure horror.very comical

Damn! What happened afterwards?

mespusinglez:
WELL WHEN I VISITED HER UNANNOUNCED I MET [b]MY DEPUTY OVER THERE ON THE BED WITH FULL PLATE OF RICE AND STEW WITH FRIED FISH...BABE THAT HARDLY COOK FOR ME SHE ALWAYS PREFER TO BUY ME MALT, JUNKS WHEN I VISITED, LAS LAS I WAS INTRODUCE AS A FRIEND, THE THING CON BE LIKE SAY NA ME BE THE STRANGER FORTHE ROOM...I CODEDLY TOLD HER AM COMING AND I LEFT...AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END...MET ME THE NEXT DAY IN SCHOOL AS SHE WAS LIKE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK...DORCAS THUNDER FIRE YOU THERE[/b]

Sorry op, but you're the deputy in this case... Has it been you were the main boyfriend, the guy you visited would have been introduced as either a friend or cousin. But in this case, you were the friend.... Take heart!

okoroemeka:
for your information the story is from my bachelor's years,I am now married for 21 yrs with 2 children in the university,I am no longer a kid that lies for kicks,it is obvious you are not a ladies man to disbelief such story,if you interact more with women you see that the story is not even at par with what women are capable of,what if I tell you the story of how I walked into the room of my cousin during Xmas to meet her and her friend Stark naked on the bed doing crazy lesbian moves or how I visited my farmer friend and encountered him fvcking his female customer on the passageway of the piggery house,the stories and experiences are endless,I had money always and my car when I was 19 yrs that made me to be a very naughty boy.

Lol.
Still waiting for more LIES.

[quote author=okoroemeka post=104268178]for your information the story is from my bachelor's years,I am now married for 21 yrs with 2 children in the university,I am no longer a kid that lies for kicks.

Leave that dumbb, naso dem no geh sense for here

[quote author=Cerebellum post=104270329][/quote] SENIOR MAN E DON DO NA...NO VEX ABEG