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ublight:
Yell at them and get in the midst of people. Never ever stop for them to close in on u.

Really that's all?? I always thought it would provoke them more. Thanks for this jare

MrRichmond:
The guy's babe is really dumb. Not surprised sha, many girls are like this especially young ones that don't know anything more than Korean movies.

It's just so upsetting and highly immature. The level of stupidity these so called young girls exhibit is annoying to even me a female. Later you expect this guy to take you seriously and wife you one day and when he doesn't, you rain curses and make him a prayer point meanwhile it's their fish brain that is the problem. Thank God I was born when I was born walahi.

Uyo don calm now this Udom regime, frat boys dey disturb alot but lucky you. U survive , don't quit just yet with gal biko.
Hmmmmm for the weekly earnings or huzzling with ur phone, bros set pass for me nah. Mek i folo collect nah plssss...

UptownVibes:
The girl could not even alert the police. I believe she was still waiting for you to come buy her pizza. Dump her. She was the reason you went out in the first place. Instead of her to alert the security, she was watching how they were gonna roast you. Imagine if they roasted you alive,by now another nigga will be consoling her ontop of .... You know wora mean..

By the way,op did you fvck capon's babe??

Comrade I still be virgin o. I no even sabi any bad tin o. I am innocent

Think4Myself:
Really that's all?? I always thought it would provoke them more. Thanks for this jare

That's what the guy said. Once u get peoples attention on them, they will retreat.

peeps4u:
There is no act of a coward in what he did. Should he have fought those guys all alome or whay should he have done not to habe been seen as a coward?
It was demeaning to describe that as cowardice after someone fought for his life among those blood thirsty hoodlums.

That GF's comment was insensitive and could hurt. I would have personally expected my Babe to praise me if I had pull such stunt which OP pulled.

Ublight, there is no need to pull any staged stunt to impress your GF, just frankly express your displeasure that you found such comment distasteful and insensitive after what you went through. If she doesn't genuinely apologise and feel remorseful, cut the ties. Don't stay with an insensitive lady, she kight not even be an appreciative lady with such character.

I'm sorry, if I made a bad comment about your GF

No wahala Comrade.

Jonwesley:
You could pass for a hardly Chase novel. Good prose and nice construction. I enjoyed your rythm.

Comrade, two years ago if I had gotten any comment close to yours, I am sure I would not have given up on writing.

DonNeon:
Yeah, but I've lost alot ....

Mehn mostly it's sports betting arbitrage that I do. I've got some apps on dis fone that makes it easier. Apps u can't get on any appstore

Streett:
…The ‘coward’ joke dey sensitive cuz na You know as e do you for bodi unto say the waylay experience too over charge You…. But don’t take it to the heart. You made a smart move already exiting that ‘blood’ craving moment …..

You no be coward Guy

Thank you Comrade

Slynation:
Omo...I don Laugh tire...Your escape experience is very funny shaah

There is nothing cowardice in this, All I see is survival instinct, you were outnumbered, and if too say you do anyhow, you for see anyhow...

Thank you most noble comrade

Paulianfa:
Uyo don calm now this Udom regime, frat boys dey disturb alot but lucky you. U survive , don't quit just yet with gal biko.
Hmmmmm for the weekly earnings or huzzling with ur phone, bros set pass for me nah. Mek i folo collect nah plssss...

Hmmm.
Comrade I never knew uyo was rough o

ublight:
Mehn mostly it's sports betting arbitrage that I do. I've got some apps on dis fone that makes it easier. Apps u can't get on any appstore

please how does this sport betting arbitrage works...

ublight:
Mehn mostly it's sports betting arbitrage that I do. I've got some apps on dis fone that makes it easier. Apps u can't get on any appstore

How do I get these apps, ejor any link or something else.....I'll really appreciate

Sorry for that fortunate incident.
When I was in my early twenties I was harassed by area boys in Lagos Island, those ones that look like portable, no teeth, haggard and on drugs. They cornered me and showed me dagger. When I saw the dagger I initially shuddered, but then I gathered my liver and stepped back shouting at the top of my voice, saying " if dem born any of una well make una try am, I go kill person for here today, I swear! Una wan chook me knife, una chook taya today"
I started displaying madness, the alayes looked at themselves and cut out asap. Sometimes you need to man up!

ublight:
Mehn mostly it's sports betting arbitrage that I do. I've got some apps on dis fone that makes it easier. Apps u can't get on any appstore

Bro, how do I get d app?

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

u re not overreacting. It was indeed demeaning & yes demasculating. She isnt an empath & lasck emotional intelligence. Totally insensitive of her to make such a tease about a near lynching experience u had right b4 ur eyes, she trivialized ur trauma. Dump her, block her everywhere & never look back on whatever u once shared, it was an illusion, the fog has lifed, see things clearly.

Slynation:
please how does this sport betting arbitrage works...

Comrade Google will do a better job at explaining

I had a similar experience in Makurdi, when some mofos attacked me night, obviously cult boys.

I been just dey waka around 9:30, dey him some drunk cult boys started calling and approaching me, feeling like a jagaban instead of me to jakpa, I come jejely go meet dem with my phone for pocket, no so dem begin dey cap me say how I take know wan girl like that, bla bla bla... Before I know I hear hot slap for my head, na hin I retaliate o, my phone bin dey my pocket, nah wetin make dem get me bdat, I dey try protect am, if not I for deal with them.

Glory to God I came out alive, but I hear am sha..
I bin throw my phone to one bani wey dey pass, no so after one month I come recover my phone o.
Chai wetin man don see no be here

ublight:
Comrade, two years ago if I had gotten any comment close to yours, I am sure I would not have given up on writing.

Please it's not too late my friend. It's a gift. I like people who does things I have a flair for. It's well with you.

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Seriously? If u were truly not a coward, u wouldn't have brought this topic here. It's obvious u are a coward since u need people to help u take a decision over mere tantrum from ur g/friend. COWARD!!!

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

/

You are a hero!

Within the confines of graveyards all over the world lie silly men who were goaded into untimely death by women.

He who dances to the melodious hype of a woman ends up in the belly of a beast.

/

I like you. You are smart. Your mother and father taught you well. Instead of remaining there trying to form I am a real man, you tried and succeeded in leaving that volatile situation before more harm came to your person. I am proud of you in a weird kind of way. Don't mind that girl. She should go and advice her brothers to form hard guy in such dangerous and pointless situation. Anyway, na small pikin dey worry her.

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

how do u make such money. Abeg tell us na.

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.
I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Bro! Abeg, link me up, what do you do with your phone that earns you that sum? I want to learn, hope it's legit?

U dating a cultist wife

Many people have died trying to prove their "manliness" to a woman. Some couldn't swim but forced themselves to the pool because a woman somewhere called them cowards. Don't die trying to impress anyone.

...sometimes ask yourself whether your mom will encourage you to do this or that as part of your evaluation process. Will your mom allow you to fight a gang of 10 cultists just to prove your manliness? Will your mom allow you jump into water when you clearly can't swim? If your woman is not scared of losing you, then you're clearly dating a wicked human. The need to prove your manliness should not outweigh the desire to preserve your soul. In an ideal setting, na your woman suppose force or push you to run.

Be wise.

She doesn't mean it just forgive her. Thank God you are still alive to tell the story.

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