Lol...

wiZbanky:
would have love to see ur "more prettier" face

chai, I suppo don comment since ooh ... Who knew this would reach FP?

There was this girl a met during my undergraduate day,she always insisted i meet her in one hotel or the other. She refused visiting me in my house I didn't sense till one innocent guy from my street brought his wedding card to my family requesting we attend his wedding with my supposed girlfriend I no fit laff....cus even after getting she was still stalking me#funnythingstofunnypeople#

There was this girl a met during my undergraduate days,she always insisted i meet her in one hotel or the other. She refused visiting me in my house I didn't sense till one innocent guy from my street brought his wedding card to my family requesting we attend his wedding with my supposed girlfriend I no fit laff....cus even after getting she was still stalking me#funnythingstofunnypeople#

martolux:
YOU WERE BORN AGAIN THAT TIME? WHAT ABOUT NOW?

Well he gave his life to Christ and took it bck lere

madridguy:
Karma is real.

it is as real as death I tell you.

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

you would have poured him hot water jor?? Can u imagine

ending my marrige after 3years becos genotype AS BOTH

Freakypinky:
Going radio silent is the best way to break .
Just create distance until you're no longer missed.
Thank me later.

Player!!

As for me, I don't do break-ups and besides my cucumber will not allow you no matter how hard you try. But the fact is am emotional and rational. I always do the right thing at the right time.

I wish I could but looking at the epileptic way he walked, I just pitied him.

shugaboy6102:
you would have poured him hot water jor?? Can u imagine

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

Lol.. that guy though. na double red card you for give am.

As for me, I don't do break-ups and besides my cucumber will not allow you no matter how hard you try. But the fact is am emotional and rational. I always do the right thing at the right time. Visit my blog for ur project materials. Ominirichesproject.

Sorry, but didn't you both take the test bfore wedding?

nnemmpi:
ending my marrige after 3years becos genotype AS BOTH

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

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Odunharry:

Lol.. that guy though. na double red card you for give am.

Fresia01:
silence.... very painful...my bf tried it once on me and I felt like committing suicide... I sent him different msgs...called buh no reply... then I compiled one heart touching msg very long ooo and sent to him bit by bit ...guess it touched him cus he called dat same night and asked for us to see n talk...we drove to a lake side bought suya and chicken..he said we needed d suya and chicken cus we are sure gonna have a long conversation n therefore there is need to spice it up...my heart entered my stomach...fear catch me I tink say na break up talk ooo...we got there and he asked me if I see us being together beyond now....I jux hugged him and told him not to say anything bout break up else I will collapse.... to cut it short...we made up and we are still together... love is sweet n painful at d same time..

That's sweet of you...Your Guy acted very matured..though I don't know him but I respect him for what he did...You acted matured too...I am sure you offended him and you admitted that you were wrong..He was very mad at you but that msg you sent to him showed you were really sorry about what you did and you cared so much about him....Your Guy loves you so much...Only a guy in love with his Bae would do what he did and vice versa...

Really?

4stylz:


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jopretty:
Sorry, but didn't you both take the test bfore wedding?

we did not.a very big mistake
althouh d marriage did not produce any child

The kind of break up explained by the op is one of the best and at the same thing most painful...

Fresia01:
silence.......we made up and we are still together... love is sweet n painful at d same time..

You really tried sis!

Kondomatic:
My favourite.


They will call it off when they get tired of trying to make it work, some pf them may even think it was them that dumped you.

Not knowing that you have moved on a long time ago.

Chai, this is very deadly! a woman I wanted to marry did something similar to me. she frustrated me to the point where I broke up with her but in the real sense, she technically broke up with me! It tore my heart into shreds but I know she will leave to regret her action. She later wanted to be friends with me while another man drills her oil well but I totally rebuffed her. I'm happy that despite the fact she is very pretty, she is also a BPD narcissist that can never be pleased & we were "live in lovers" for almost 2 years! I pity the new boyfriend because he will think he has got himself a trophy but he just entered one chance.

jopretty:
Had an accident after seeing him off, was admitted and spent two weeks writhing in pain cos I was badly injured and stitched. The dude came one faithful day and called it off reason being my 'beautiful' face won't be as it used to. I cried, reported him to God and moved on. New guy came onboard and helped me through, I became more "prettier." Years later, dude had a devastating accident that left him imbecilic, now he's back asking for my hand in marriage saying God showed him I'm his wife. I just laughed.

Its a lie, d guy can't come if you have moved.

See! Boyfriend - girlfriend stuff and 'that thing' that goes with it is a sin !
You two are just SIN PARTNERS!

Guys! There are better things to do!

jopretty:

nnemmpi:





we did not.a very big mistake
althouh d marriage did not produce any child

so sorry, I pray your heart heals

I had my fare share of heartbreak but d most ridiculous one was;my bf saying babe I can't continue like this cos u are jst too caring for me,u don't agrue with me,we don't fight,u accept ur mistake easily ad u are too gentle....i laugh out loud dat day ehen cos I was too stunt to cry....Now he is begging to come back and I jst wonder what guys realy want....

Well, maybe he thought I haven't

Boyooosa:

Its a lie, d guy can't come if you have moved.

[quote author=Ladycloud post=46579823] not that.. V never been a dumper or the dumpee [/quote you are really a lucky girl, you are yet to encounter Yoruba demons.

mentorandfriend:
I went for an interview, and after the written, I was not shortlisted for the oral. One hour after I called her and told her this, she sent me a break up text. Reason: God said I'm not the one for her.

hehehehe... bt wait ooo i hope u r.nt tlkn abt dt ur female doc friend dt do cry whn u refuse to make use of her ATM C. hvnt forgotten ur moniker since u shared dt story

Kondomatic:
My favourite.


They will call it off when they get tired of trying to make it work, some pf them may even think it was them that dumped you.

Not knowing that you have moved on a long time ago.

That's the best! That's how i roll