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BurningBlade:
Now he disappears form the viewer's column zooming off like a domestic monkey presented bananas for the first time looking for screenshots.

Bwahahaha!

edimolu:
Hahahahahhahah, Zoom off? stop using half-made phones, or is it the eyes?, old age must be taking effect already

PS: you would have to up your game before i do that(screenshots), this is me just taking a pee on your forsaken anorexic-bald-head

Ask me how i know you are bald?

BurningBlade:
Nearly 10 minutes and edimolu, the usurper , so eager to take my throne has resorted to screenshots

His brain couldn't match my mental improvisation

I thought you said I have lost my ability to sting you with texts.

So why don't you show us what you can do.

Yellow-bellied wet dog jumping with his tail behind his broom-thin legs.

BurningBlade:
My phones cost twice as much as your father budgeted for your education!

You lack mental wits and your ability for word-improvisation is half-sterile like your mother's diseased-ravaged ovum.

Bwahahaha!

BurningBlade:
Alright, lame!!! Even though you're picking words and joining them like an apprentice tailor


In all your lame attempts to take my crown, you once again landed on romance section surgical table and I plocked your teeth one at a time without anaesthesia and you will be forced to drink pap and eat vegetables for the rest of your pitiable life.

Right now, i can't make meaning of this baloney you're trying to type.

You're still playing catch up while I'm looking down on romance section beneath my footstool.

Don't be a rebel, son, please fall in line, you reprehensible loathsome wet dog.

Twice you have suffered the fate your father was known for : defeat!

Don't let go of my hand, I will thicken your skin and make your wits razor sharp !!


When you need violence next time, you know where to look for me, goodnight!



N.B Joe, thanks for the handle you spared. You helped me fúcked Nairaland antispam bot.

edimolu:
Egbon fear.lez , e ti gor juuuu...way too much
Was the last part necessary, joe kor job nii, are you not the same entity? anytime you try to come out witful, you appear dumber than each previous post of yours hence lacking in intellectual diss capability, leaving traces of your foolishness steadily flowing behind you

This was never a diss for me, call it whatever you like, this is me having a glance at your word crafting attacking ability, it is weak, your clapbacks are lame, you can never think beyond 40? Is that your brain-thinking-limit? you just don't have it anymore, those days are long gone! .

.you need wisdom, an area you seem so unfamiliar with! Such pitiable existence

I expected more from you, i sweaaaariii Gawwwwwwd
Even with the gragra pressure wey you put, just to convince me, you still did not come out bright and witty


Nigga was even thanking himself!
Aye yi ti baje gan sir

Yea you need rest, sleep well, to dey carry ponpon at age 40 no easy sir

Fearlez:
[s][/s]

Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour for bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.

edimolu:
Hahahahahha, Egbon had to come in with the fear.lez
account how many email you get sir, smh ,such joblessness

Fearlez my boy, sorry ehn, this is the only clap-back you haven't added an emoticon, i presume to believe my last comment hit you like a thousand daggers cutting through that worthless skin repeatedly making a sieve outta you

"Before God and man"? Smh...such rhyme known to only kinders...now you question why i said you don't got game..are you being stripped-off words fastly that you would just type nonsense repeatedly? Are you this daft? Are you mad? Are you without the tiniest iota of common sense? ehn egbon?

Fearlez ,the unmarried 40+ aged fool who has got no life beyond NL, an extremely poor-soul who wished he could go back in time and re-choose destiny!

You started with reverse psychology, failed woefully at it like a 10year old writing cambridge, now you have decided to track-back on previous comments backing it up with unreasonable lies!, such diminutive-thinking you possess

****Egbon! This is fun***Having to watch you lament and strive so hard to seem relevant and appraise self-worth is irritatingly funny, makes you appear super-dumb ****

When NL was fun, i mean when you were still an unrecognised-puppet, dissing was hardcore, we all enjoyed it, but seeing your mates moving on and achieving in different sectors and proportions of life while you possess a mind stocked with such flawless-stagnancy must really be regrettable for you

Unfortunately for us, our very own ancient of days decides to stay aback and keep watch over us...Thank you sir

He calls me a plagiarist, i cannot laugh finish sir, another subtle attempt at recycling words to score cheap points, what a stale memory lane...your words have just the same weight as a basket filled with water! You are a joke

Sequel to this post, and as i would continue, you are a foolish adult with no better sense, the only success you have in record that bears your trademark is the innumerable-counts of monikers you own up to

You left yesterday only to login with four different alts just to grace your thrashy comments with likes, giving yourself exactly four likes in each post, you are a shameless-fàggot, an ugly-faced bastard, keep accumulating likes like it is your life's dependency, one would think you get paid for having likes .

The first screenshot shows you logging out after liking your post

Second screenshot shows your various alt, you are a worthless son-of-a-bitchy bastard to think you could challenge me with facts....lol, only if verbal eloquence construes life's success, would you matter

Oloriburuku oshi, oponu ayerada, omo ale jatijati...ogun kill you sef

[b]Couldn't read beyond the first line. Such a long , laboured effort that didn't even scratch the surface.

Long posts don't score diss point, rookie, you have to sting hard with precision.

Now, here is reality:

After all your boasting about phones last night
with your screenshot, you're still using an unrecognised dubious dual SIM brand of infinix or Tecno variant

What a wretched, poverty-enclosed miserable wretch!

My phone will quadrupled your father's life savings and costs a 100 times more than the underwears all your female ancestress have ever won, including your dirty unwashed mother whose pubic hairs is a colony of crab louse!


You're as cheap as you're mother's love! bitch gave a reverse cowgirl for the price of post-buhari gala and an anal for a cold bottle of lacacera

No wonder you father sold her off for a bottle of snuff
. Cheap sod!

You're Born with sickle cell
Yet still as stone broke as a bad joke

You would have been better off inflicted with HIV and get Government support.

Cursed by nature.

Fated to be sired by a pussy-quivering idiot who ensured you were born as a sick invalid destined to die slow and painfully.


Your birth is just another proof the factory of nature has grave error.

Your phone is so bad it can't even posts screenshots properly.
[/b]

Fearlez:
Couldn't read beyond the first line. Such a long , laboured effort that didn't even scratch the surface.Long posts don't score diss point, rookie, you have to sting hard with precision.

Now, here is reality:After all your boasting about phones last night with your screenshot, you're still using an unrecognised dubious dual SIM brand of infinix or Tecno variant

What a wretched, poverty-enclosed miserable wretch! My phone will quadrupled your father's life savings and costs a 100 times more than the underwears all your female ancestress have ever won, including your dirty unwashed mother whose pubic hairs is a colony of crab louse!

You're as cheap as you're mother's love! bitch gave a reverse cowgirl for the price of post-buhari gala and an anal for a cold bottle of [b]lacacera[b] ;DNo wonder you father sold her off for a bottle of snuff. Cheap sod!

[s]You're Born with sickle cell
Yet still as stone broke as a bad joke,You would have been better off inflicted with HIV and get Government support. Cursed by nature.
Fated to be sired by a pussy-quivering idiot who ensured you were born as a sick invalid destined to die slow and painfully.Your birth is just another proof the factory of nature has grave error[/s]

[s]Your phone is so bad it can't even posts screenshots properly[/s]

Fearlez:
[s]Edimolu wants to text-jostle with his mental superior when his prosodic muscle is as malformed like his father's spermatozoa that could only produce a single cell anemia offspring.

Boy, Don't even think of treading this path with me; you will end up like ever spermatozoa that ran into your mother's acidic püssy: sudden death!

she had to rely on charity insemination from the coprse of a convicted career armed-bandit to conceive you.

Oya, go ask mommy your father's real identity. Lost son![/s]

edimolu:
Yaaaaawwwwnnnnssss........Am still not impressed! Dïckface

Lawlahdey:
I made it clear to you earlier, no one cares about you, your taste or your opinion. Just work on your self-esteem.

Ciao.

Fearlez:
[s][/s]

Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour your bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.

Fearlez:
[s][/s]

Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour your bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.

Fearlez:
[s][/s]

Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour your bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.

BurningBlade:
You're weeping, soaking your keyboard with tears as you type please allow me to laugh out a bit. Kwiokwio Leah kwah wkahhhh.

Why do I say this? Here is your posts some few minutes back:



But you couldn't honour it because each response from me leaves your more broken than your last posts

What a pathetic sod!

You're just a viral internet-debris-chewing termite slowing down Nairaland's uplink.

But the irony is that you think your words matter and equal rights apply to people like you when we all know you're genetically inferior to an angora goat.

Listen, I will beat you harder this night more than your father has ever been able to fúck your cóck-questing mother who suffers from CCD (cóck craving disorder)


Don't forget to drop your likes at the end

Fearlez:
[s][/s]

[b]Couldn't read beyond the first line. Such a long , laboured effort that didn't even scratch the surface.

Long posts don't score diss point, rookie, you have to sting hard with precision.

Now, here is reality:

After all your boasting about phones last night
with your screenshot, you're still using an unrecognised dubious dual SIM brand of infinix or Tecno variant

What a wretched, poverty-enclosed miserable wretch!

My phone will quadruple your father's life savings and costs a 100 times more than the underwears all your female ancestress have ever won, including your dirty unwashed mother whose pubic hairs is a colony of crab louse!


You're as cheap as you're mother's love! bitch gave a reverse cowgirl for the price of post-buhari gala and an anal for a cold bottle of lacacera

No wonder you father sold her off for a bottle of snuff
. Cheap sod!

You're Born with sickle cell
Yet still as stone broke as a bad joke

You would have been better off inflicted with HIV and get Government support.

Cursed by nature.

Fated to be sired by a pussy-quivering idiot who ensured you were born as a sick invalid destined to die slow and painfully.


Your birth is just another proof the factory of nature has grave error.

Your phone is so bad it can't even posts screenshots properly.
[/b]

Fearlez:
Hey, you're not impressed?

But who asked you? Lolz, see how your un-evolved psychology keeps giving you away?

Biologically compromised mutant!

There is an inherent gentic deficiency in you...a natural mutation of your DNA and a mal-formation of your blood cells that make you incapable of feeling any sense of shame after been beaten like a human trafficker!

I wonder at what stage of your conception your mother started consuming otapiapia that obviously rendered you a lunatic baby at delivery.

Doctor's marked your medical condition the first of its kind.

I hope you realize the only way you can balance out the deficit of your unfortunate birth, is for your parents to allow your sickle cell corpse be buried without a coffin so it can serve as manure to grow the largest yams South West of Nigeria.

And don't forget to leave a will for that your dual SIM Chinese phone to be burried along side you.

No one would need it. Can't even screenshot legibly

You're nothing but nature's excessive regurgitation!

EzeEbira:
You are a pathetic ass licker

Fearlez:
Your father is a pardoned Ósu!

Fearlez:
Hey, you're not impressed

But who asked you? Lolz, see how my un-evolved psychology keeps giving me away?

Am a biologically compromised mutant!

There is an inherent gentic deficiency in me...a natural mutation of my DNA and a mal-formation of my blood cells that make me incapable of feeling any sense of shame after been being beaten like a human trafficker!

I wonder at what stage of my conception my mother started consuming otapiapia that obviously rendered me a lunatic baby at delivery.

Doctor's marked my medical condition the first of its kind.

I hope i realize the only way i can balance out the deficit of my unfortunate birth, is for my parents to allow my sickle cell corpse be buried without a coffin so it can serve as manure to grow the largest yams South West of Nigeria.


Am nothing but nature's excessive regurgitation!

Fearlez:
He's an alternate but I know his original drapery.

Dude says he likes tall girls , so you'll know he's short or average. His main moniker starts with letter "".

ZandhaZaraZ:
Trying to accuse him of being [color=darkgreen]DarkRebel[/color], huh, DarkRebel-obsessed Fearlez?

Your pathological obsession with that fellow is now past the point of embarassment. One might be led to conclude that you're a closet faggót desperately craving to be injected by his diick.

DarkRebel, DarkRebel, DarkRebel! Anyone you disagree with or disapprove of on nairaland is automatically DarkRebel!

WrathOfHadez:
[s]Your anus forever lost its alignment when your step father lived out his wildest fantasies on you, making your mother fail twice in marriage.

Nairaland ambulance chaser!

See the serial Nairaland blackmailing beggar defending his honour-less name after he got beheaded like an ISIS propaganda victim.

Are you still carrying my name on your DP after I word-fúcked you more authoritatively than your stepdad ever fúcked your mother?[/s]

Fazemood:
Someone needs my attention. Hei dude, where your boss fearlez? Did he send you? I hope not cause you burningblade ain't sharp enough kiddo.

And why are you particular about word JOSTLING? Seeing it for the first time? Well kiddo go get dictionary if you have one. I can give you tips on how to find it cuz I know that you haven't used a dictionary before.

Let me know when you get it, I'm generous and kind enough to tutor you on vocabs and their meaning

Like I told your boss' QUIT SMOKING

edimolu:
Egbon fearlez , e ti gor juuuu...way too much
Was the last part necessary, joe kor job nii, are you not the same entity? anytime you try to come out witful, you appear dumber than each previous post of yours hence lacking in intellectual diss capability, leaving traces of your foolishness steadily flowing behind you

This was never a diss for me, call it whatever you like, this is me having a glance at your word crafting attacking ability, it is weak, your clapbacks are lame, you can never think beyond 40? Is that your brain-thinking-limit? you just don't have it anymore, those days are long gone! .

.you need wisdom, an area you seem so unfamiliar with! Such pitiable existence

I expected more from you, i sweaaaariii Gawwwwwwd
Even with the gragra pressure wey you put, just to convince me, you still did not come out bright and witty


Nigga was even thanking himself!
Aye yi ti baje gan sir

Yea you need rest, sleep well, to dey carry ponpon at age 40 no easy sir

ZandhaZaraZ:


Shut the fùck up, moròn! Frothing at the mouth again, spewing boring, drab, old, tired recycled shìt. I learnt you took after your grandfather in being posessed by the spirit of baldness. Is it true? No wonder you react in this manner. The portion of your brain beneath the bald region of your thin skull has been shaved off by solar claws.

You had better not make the mistake of accusing me of being DarkRebel this time around, 'cause failure to prove it would be exposing yourself as a retàrded buffoon and confused fool to those who're aware of my identity.

Oya, provide proof that I'm DarkRebel and disgrace me right here.

The OP is DarkRebel, I'm also DarkRebel. I hope by tomorrow, your father won't also be DarkRebel.

ZandhaZaraZ:
You see the idiot talking about you attempting to steal "HIS CROWN"? Which "crown"? He's the self-styled King of romanceland. That's how petty he is. He's projecting his inborn pettiness onto your noble soul. Do well to apply all your aristocractic energies to dodge his spear of filth.

The ending line of that post made the idiot look even more petty and worthless than before. But he's too dumb to realise that his attempt at saving face after being caught only turned out to be more layer of opprobrium added to the pile of ignominy his destiny still carries as a baggage.

So, the fool went begging "Joe" to spare a moniker because his life is pointless without nairaland? WTF! Or, wait, despite the dozens of monikers he has, he saw no need to switch to another as he usually does, but chose instead to plead with "Joe" to spare? Hehehe. Lame trick right there!

By the way, why hasn't he accused you yet, of being [color=darkgreen]darkenedbaboon[/color]?