Business › Re: GPRTU Petitions Mahama Over Dangote by postmann: 8:39pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
T5OM: He's a capitalist, dimwit - he's in business for profit. Where you expecting freebies?
I even underestimated the Ghanaian gas debt to Nigeria, it is a whooping $93 million! When will you and your favour-seeking comrades-in-debt pay up?
https://yen.com.gh/24311-ghana-pays-10m-103m-debt-owed-n-gas.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4494106241
Ah! ah! ah!
This is tsunami assault. You only die but once but this is not the right way to die. You left her with no honors. |
Poems For Review › Re: A Satire For Sambo by postmann: 6:02pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Nice one. Wish he could have read it. |
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by postmann: 11:14am On Jul 29, 2016*. Modified: 11:30am On Jul 29, 2016 |
[s] StunchLord: I feel this belong here
I decided not to quote you after reading this megacrap but I just couldn't help it seeing a full-blown man exhibiting the maturity of a wayward 7-year-old, running around with mischief filled in his pockets. You are very stüpid to tag people online who you don't know a thing or two about as "hopeless", "rejects" and other disapproving words simply because you want to make your _retarded self feel better.
Sit upright you foølish asswipe let me hit sense into your goatish skull; you cannot choose how people are to behave online according to your own "superior" idea of "proper conduct". They bought the phones and MB with which they surf the internet with their own money, not your money, and what they choose to do with it or how they choose to use it is entirely their decision to make. It shouldn't be any of your fûcking business how they live their lifes. If their lives so troubles your miserable existence then toll the path of suicide. That they are trolls or doesn't conform to your "rules" does not in the least make your vague, erroneous perception of them right.
The nonsense up there coming from the mouth of an old îdiot drunk on cow urine such as your dwarfish, blackish fugly self is priceless seeing that you of all people are not fit at all to air your tiny permutations which is proportional to your micro-penis and as worthless as chaffs blown off maize plants.
Are you not the low self-esteemed pauper who goes about begging ladies that you can father for nude pictures to self-service off your frustration since you are sex-starved and have a massive appetite for sex?
Definitely, no lady wants you offline because you are poor, sad, ugly, pathetic and dumb that's why the only thing of little worth about you is your _stupid NL posts.
The only rejected, haggard-looking baboon with the brain power of a weaned kitten here is you because you login to nairaland every fücking day and write poems to various ladies, soliciting desperately for sex in hopes that they fall for your cheap tricks even a social recluse could pull better. They (the wise ladies) cast you far away into the dark depths of loneliness & rejection yet you keep receding back like the despairing, frustrated beggar that you are to plead your case and see whether any kind soul will consider your sad situation.
Shameless, ugly 49-year-old grandpa that hasn't found purpose in life since he landed on his head on planet earth. You are so useless that no-one takes you seriously. Your failure identity makes you very easy to spot like an oasis in a desert.
You ran outta family section to romance section to try whether you can use your one chance in overcoming virginity, and your "Banchelorhood" is long over due but that people around you have begun to think your transpired against the gods... still you failed before you were even able to mount your short, leprous feet on this section cos fate is against you!
Accursed swine! Woe betide the day that a mishap like you were born. You are a shame, a bad owen, an all-time carrier of failure, a demented dog and a helpless stunted soul!! Don't go and marry. Be here exchanging bants with every dîck, tom and harry. You think time waits for you? Shameless agbaya. The people you are asslicking about now are the same people who shamed you and bare your dirty linens in public view.
What a pity! What a shame!! *spits on his hideous pothole riddled face* [/s]
Come on! Recycling your own diss again and again. Running on empty tank already? Find a good diss for Joe not this.
Get a good surgeon for a brain transplant. It seems yours is already exhausted! |
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by postmann: 7:11pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: WHAT I EXPECT AS USUAL. READ MY POST AGAIN AND FIGURE OUT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO PASS OUT, THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, ITS ABOUT THE CONSTANT NOISE PRESENTED BY YOU AND YOUR GROUPS DAILY. A NOISE WITHOUT WEAPON TO KILL NOR INJURE. Okay. Maybe you didn't read my bars well. I come but to play. Postmann isn't in the mood for trouble today. |
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by postmann: 5:46pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: BRO POSTMANN, ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS. UNRAVEL YOUR WEAPONS AND SAVE US FROM WAIT AND TOO MUCH ACTIONLESS EPISTLE. Oh please, spare me! Not you of all people. Gat to find your class and mingle accordingly. |
Romance › Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by postmann: 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016*. Modified: 5:28pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
lezz: [b]For OP:
How do I address a faceless coward who hides behind an unknown moniker to address a girl!!! Isn't this the height of cowardice?
I understand the OP is decker who has huge crush for Mïmzy and was so irked how a decent, nice girl like that would get down with an inexorable, relentless fücking fücker like me? But that's the beautiful complexity of life. Guys who pretend to be overly nice are often slithering snakes feeding on dirt.
And the not-so-nice guys like me tell the world my story and intention as they are conceived in my heart; Unsettling bluntness!
So who takes the words of mask-wearing goofball like the OP seriously? It's akin to a masked terrorist preaching to the world about decency.
One thing's for sure though, he's a sad, dejected, lovelorn-magnet who blaims the knight for his failure in meeting the object of his love. How pathetic.
And you, when are you going to enstamp your name in a proper certificate? I understand you have failed repeatedly at every efforts of your hands! Cease measuring your life by the constancy with which you appear on controversial threads which do not even concern you to begin with.
The only certificate of value your name is written on is an SSCE devoid of 5 credits. Learn a craft if your mental frame cannot support the weight of formal education.
Or you can try becoming a professional jester or clown to leverage your financial destitution. Your moniker is the sort no one takes seriously--- you're not even hated or loved. You're just sitting squarely in the intersection of indifference to most people. You fùcking try too much to be seen as bad. Stick to clowning, it's your birth-badge 
A looney is more apt too if you fancy that.
And my erstwhile comrade madrina aka Sherrycoco, alias Urlando are you ready for me yet?
Go gear up! I relish taken punches as much as I love giving them; that's why I'm giving you a forewarning. Go dig up my grave, mate, I have dug a dozen for you and your restless ghosts.
You won't hover!!![/b] Let's have a moment of silence as we welcome the MC! Let's just scrap some bars, damn the weather!!! I'm here to unwind from the harshness of the day If you rounded up your work for today Then join me cos it's time to play Its radio BETRAYAL, and I'm the MC of the day Lezz and T5OM got their guns loaded, bout to go BOOM! Ftbaba rev it up on the Solara, let's go zoom! Joe, pls read up the charges and let the cell gate open It's section FOUR-OH-ONE and the judge has spoken Fat mass of flesh writhing in jail You picked the wrong battle When your ambitions got off the rail We gentle fellas but we don't fear no trouble Lezz with the women, men learned to hate him TheSonOfMark with the Intel, forensic unravelling Ftbaba the dynamite, ripping down false foundation Joe gat so much to teach they just don't wanna listen We took off the K and it's NIGHT and darkness Confused and helpless this Nigga needs a redress I'm just playin man, postmann is cool But I won't stand by you when you broke the rule
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Literature › Re: Dawn Of An Era by postmann: 10:17pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
EVarn: lol,its only natural.... As you read,dont forget to post ideas and even criticism,i'm thinking of having published works in the future,I need you guys to be my beta.thanks. I sure will, bro. |
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Literature › Re: Dawn Of An Era by postmann: 9:58pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
EVarn: Thanks bro,I got bored and decided to try out one of story plots that has been rolling around in my head recently; part of my effort to promote reading culture in Nigeria.Hope you like it. PS: invite your friends too. PPS: what the hades is going on in romance section?.lol. It's impossible not to like it. Especially from a good writer like you. Oh, romance section, that's where you find over half of no-good nairalanders whose chief goal in life is gossip. Some shameless losers created alternate accounts and started peddling falsehood about lez.z. I had to shoot them down. |
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Literature › Re: Dawn Of An Era by postmann: 9:12pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
EVarn: I invite my friends postm.ann, lezzlie, overhypedsteve,jln115,smartes.tpopQ.UEEN,ultima.tegener.al,naijad.ey.hia,esambooks....I will appreciate your viewership and ratings. I'll be following, bro. I'm going to be hooked judging from the preface alone. |
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