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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by postmann: 6:56pm On Jun 16, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
and u said seun shud disqualify ivyy
Teach me how to trust you!
When you say you're on my side
That means you are with me
Pls don't distract _mimzy again
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by postmann: 6:41pm On Jun 16, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:
I can see mimzy army as arrive

Shameless men undecided
And you're.... a boy's scout!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by postmann: 6:06pm On Jun 16, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
brother postmann yeah very true, its even rainy now in my town. good evening sir
Raining all evening here. Good evening my bro! My brother from another mother! Be by my side tonight!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by postmann: 5:57pm On Jun 16, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:
Mimzy = Overrated

Ivyy = Rated

Refiner = Underated

Rubbish undecided

Neeest angry
Too early giving signs of down syndrome
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by postmann: 5:54pm On Jun 16, 2016
Saintsamuraii, it's been a cold day!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by postmann: 5:53pm On Jun 16, 2016
Lezzlie:
Ok, here's it cheesy
RomanceRe: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by postmann: 5:23pm On Jun 14, 2016
Lezzlie:
Ok, so I thought I mudered her and buried her worthless corpse underneath her community's refuse dump. But you had to exhume her and bury her in a sewer pit?

That ghost will hover in an endless whirl of obscurity, man
That fellow woke me up, interrupted my sleep with an endless hate-stalking you.

But if my sleep must be cut short, then the interrupter must stand guard and watch his back.
RomanceRe: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by postmann:
stealth12:
Yesterday I was Newshe.riff/ Deck.er.

Today I am doved.a, the Islamic nuthead.

Old f00l, you need to get a life.

Darktroll aka Knightngale ,I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

If stupidity was painful, you'd be dead by now.

Run along, cry boy.

Run to TSOM.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

How is plagiarist-thief mimz.y doing? smiley

Her name is still off your siggy.

The knight is a sham.

F00ls



How does it feel being a coward?
To live a life of fear and extreme caution?
To walk in trembling and calculated steps
Like on thin ice on top an ocean?
Like a ugly whóre lacking self-belief, you needed a heavy makeup
Your flaws and inadequacies must be buried,
Covered by a glossy paint
Just before you approach your lover, Lezz for a one nightstand
In the heat of his jibes your paint melted off!
The same old you --- A companion of sorrow and shame
It doesn't matter the name or handle
What matters is the core
You're a frightened fellow
Too frightened to say your own name!
How does it feel being a rétarded domino,
Dancing to the drums of defeat and pain?
Your identity is lost in your own cowardice
You know you don't stand a chance
It always ends the same--- a loser!
undecided

_postmann
Christianity EtcRe: Breaking Occultic Alters. A Must Read. by postmann: 9:24am On Jun 12, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
cc cherle.ne, postm.ann, ishilo.ve, oa.m4j, kaz.iblake, lalas.ticlala, domi.nique, myn d44, se.kxy, brideofd.racula, otem anuduno, jagada.hindus
That was insightful bro SAMURAII. Thanks for the tag.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 11:26pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
That's because I've got more to give.
Ok
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 11:20pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
Aye! Nothing gladdens the heart more than the battle of love grin grin or what do you think?

Have not men sweated for woman since the beginning of time?
You sweat more than the average man for your appetite is huge.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 11:14pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
So......
...you'd make war for your lover's sake.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 11:12pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
Preach to me about decorum and uncouthness.

And I'll tell you about earthliness and forthrightness.

There's a thin line between fakery and courtesy. Your feet do not know that demarcation.

I tell it as it is, what you'll always want to read, but lack the balls to put it forth.
Unshackle yourself from the yoke of brave stupidity.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:59pm On Jun 07, 2016
KnightMare7:
undecided
Time registered: may 31st 2016

That smiley face does suit you.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:55pm On Jun 07, 2016
KnightMare7:
this face doesn't really suit you grin
Why do I feel I know you?
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:49pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
In my entire Nairaland stay, I have never given a hint, directly or implicitly of being matured.

I'll never be!!!

I play hard and for fun.

I'm perveted only in my defiance to pretentious conducts.

Fück out of romance to family for prudish deportments.
With you It was never about pretence Vs being real.

It's about being uncouth and offensive to decency in presenting your opinions and desire.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:34pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
postmann, go to bed
You remind me of my teen years, when my world was full of perverted adults who like to play dirty at night.

You go to bed.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:31pm On Jun 07, 2016
Lezzlie:
Test of wits and literary distinction here. Let's see how you fare.
undecided
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:20pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Yea, even I cringe at the ferocity of it.
What's the handle I know you by?
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 10:15pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Now that smile is creepy. Lol.
Don't let that bother you. It was amusing putting him on the receiving end of his brute, sexual overtures.
RomanceRe: Should A Man Hold His Girlfriend/wife's Handbag? by postmann: 9:53pm On Jun 07, 2016
ShaqFu:
Ah lezz. Lemme remind you, the day they legalize homosexuality, your butthole will become the most sought after.

LMAO.
grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Is Jesus Really The Son Of God Or The Servant Of God? by postmann: 8:41pm On Jun 06, 2016
firstEVA:
from the bible, he is the son of God who happens to be the 2nd in the trinity. I am not too good with scriptures, but I believe I am right.



Postm.ann will know the correct answer.
Hey favourite one, you're right. Asking that kind of question about J.E.S.U.S is ridiculous. Even though in Isaiah HE was described as a servant of GOD, because of the kind of work HE came to do. It is very clear that HE is the SON of GOD, the 2nd PERSON in the TRINITY.
FamilyRe: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by postmann: 2:15pm On Jun 04, 2016
Lezzlie:
My seductive prowess spurs postmann from the grave of retirement grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

I have got a great deal of loyalty dose in me. But you're a pansy lover!!! grin hey bro, no disrespect.

But ishilove makes me break my oath with ease. And truth be told, I have not been able to decipher if it's owing to her intellect and broad knowledge base or the raw beauty of her heavy mould of beasts, full lips and eyes that show me the future curve.

But I'm bent on finding out!

What'd ya say?
Shame on!
FamilyRe: Did I Act Too Desperate?? by postmann:
Lezzlie:
I wouldn't go public with you in the decimation of your parts I hold dear in trembling reverence.
You should be civil enough to reciprocate the good gesture of respecting the few women associated with me on this platform, my retirement notwithstanding.

But you always chose to be arrogant and poorly mannered in showing good sense of loyalty.

Let me sleep in peace. I have no wish to be disentombed, thou great troll.
RomanceRe: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by postmann: 6:58pm On Jun 01, 2016
Anas09:
Happy New June.
Happy new month to you, Analice. I wish you joy and fulfilment.
RomanceRe: Wish A Sweet/hot/pretty/handsome Nairalander U Admire A Happy New Month by postmann: 4:27pm On Jun 01, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
Happy new month to halfr.icanadian , oyin.d17 , cher.lene , kingch.ezzypuff , max.i112 , post.mann , fir.steva , kaz.iblake , doll.yjoy , my boy mu.va , my boy le.zz or lez.zlie , my boy funl.ord , my boy darken.edrebel , my boy rona ld4lif , dhar.ay99 , crack.head suza.n404 , und.er16 refin er , and big ma.dam roki.atu.
Happy new month to you bro.
May the freshness of the new month revive your zeal and endeavour in the pursuit of your dreams, and may their yeild be bountiful.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Postmann Who Isn't A Postman. by postmann: 11:18am On May 27, 2016
Knightngale:
your response grin

Nice morning, nice day.
A wonderful morning to you, favourite one!
1 Like
Poems For ReviewRe: The Postmann Who Isn't A Postman. by postmann: 10:32am On May 27, 2016
Knightngale:
lmao
What's so amusing , you hidden moon under a mysterious cloud?

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