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FTbomb:
i swear, one post from me and this bragging bastard will deactivate all his accounts!

MUVA:
Eerrm... That should be mimzy.

FTbomb:
laveda...oh, sweetest laveda! the girl i've been defending offline and online. my dear, God and heaven knows i've never spoken ill of you in my life. why should i? you haven't done me any wrong...you barley know me! muva said i talked sh1t about you...the same muva i told i'd pick you over lanicky with crown and her yansh!
and who's refiner? i only supported her against kinginvahala threats...nothing more! wetin i wan use refiner do? even though i love em slim, i don't do toothpicks! refiner blood no go full one paint rubber na....haba!
laveda, kindly disregard the false accusation, baby....i have nothing against you as you have none against me. i'd rather fight for you than attack you. and if i mean to attack you at all, i'd do it with my original handle..

FTbomb:
Glorious Jesus Christ of Nazareth! this bastard just denied he owns the sherrycoco handle but admitted he attacked me for attacking his "friend". so which moniker did he attack me with?

mimzy:
Mimzy is not Urlando, really?? and i am supposed to be happy after all the stomached pains...

Well in your own words.. Let posterity judge

You should have known better than to create a thread for this muva.

What matters is not whatever it is that you have typed up there, (u know there is more to it)what really matters is your conscience... let it be the judge...

We all know who is behind the Justinfifa account, even you muva... you know very well who is behind it.. stop trying to rope ftboy in..

BloodOnMyHands:
Muva, Opening this thread was your biggest undoing. Bastard waste of breathing flesh!!! Watch him come up with more lies.

Albino-crowding bastard!!!

Blayze007:
So you are Urlando? Why Dint you speak sooner? Mimzy has been taking the heat for your trolling. I hope Maxi112, Saintsamurai and Senibo1 will be courageous enough to apologize to Mimzy.

AlienStar:
This is nice! welcome back... btw where you go before?

Knightngale:
Very Sexist

K4:
Nigeria is now the largest rice importer in the world chino, give yourself brain.

You better find something to do with your miserable life, maggot! You can join the kidnappers association

no wonder Lagbaja described Shitnigerians as MUMUs http://fabmagazineonline.com/fab-outburst-nigerians-are-mumus-fools-lagbaja/

The 7th largest producer of oil, with some of the largest reserves of gas and yet they can’t produce enough electricity for themselves.

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TheInkredible:



Only 12% of Ghanaians have internet access! Less than half the population do not have a GSM phone as active subscribers!

Not until GTB came to Ghana, more than 70% of Ghanaians don't own a bank account!!!

Your fathers were failures!!! Their only gift was hawking porridge beans and rice while their women's ambition is to get pregnant for any Nigerian male!

If a tsunami wipes Ghana off the face of the earth, no one will notice!

25 million fuckheads with no billionaire!!!

That's why your fathers were no better than circus clowns!!!

TheInkredible:
Gold was discovered in Ghana before NIGERIA found oil yet your country is one of Africa's poorest.

A country with a $50 dollar economy!!!! That's not even up to the economy of Lagos.

Your president is the beggar in the community of Presidents.

Ghana isn't even in the Top 10 African countries on economic basis!

War ravaged Sudan is ahead of you. Born failures

T5OM:
A diseased rhesus monkey must have played the role of a surrogate mum! You shit-faced Ghanaian. Perversion surrounds you like the soot in your father's hut! You couldn't counter my factual accusation of your country being in debt to your overlords (Nigerians) 'cause you have nothing on us like your whoring sister .

Even your moniker describes how backwar your hellhole is - CRUDE GH. The only time you'd ever come before Nigeria is an alphabetical list of countries of the world.

Dimwitted raccoon!

T5OM:
He's a capitalist, dimwit - he's in business for profit. Where you expecting freebies?


I even underestimated the Ghanaian gas debt to Nigeria, it is a whooping $93 million! When will you and your favour-seeking comrades-in-debt pay up?

https://yen.com.gh/24311-ghana-pays-10m-103m-debt-owed-n-gas.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4494106241

StunchLord:
I feel this belong here


I decided not to quote you after reading this megacrap but I just couldn't help it seeing a full-blown man exhibiting the maturity of a wayward 7-year-old, running around with mischief filled in his pockets. You are very stüpid to tag people online who you don't know a thing or two about as "hopeless", "rejects" and other disapproving words simply because you want to make your _retarded self feel better.

Sit upright you foølish asswipe let me hit sense into your goatish skull; you cannot choose how people are to behave online according to your own "superior" idea of "proper conduct". They bought the phones and MB with which they surf the internet with their own money, not your money, and what they choose to do with it or how they choose to use it is entirely their decision to make. It shouldn't be any of your fûcking business how they live their lifes. If their lives so troubles your miserable existence then toll the path of suicide. That they are trolls or doesn't conform to your "rules" does not in the least make your vague, erroneous perception of them right.

The nonsense up there coming from the mouth of an old îdiot drunk on cow urine such as your dwarfish, blackish fugly self is priceless seeing that you of all people are not fit at all to air your tiny permutations which is proportional to your micro-penis and as worthless as chaffs blown off maize plants.

Are you not the low self-esteemed pauper who goes about begging ladies that you can father for nude pictures to self-service off your frustration since you are sex-starved and have a massive appetite for sex?

Definitely, no lady wants you offline because you are poor, sad, ugly, pathetic and dumb that's why the only thing of little worth about you is your _stupid NL posts.

The only rejected, haggard-looking baboon with the brain power of a weaned kitten here is you because you login to nairaland every fücking day and write poems to various ladies, soliciting desperately for sex in hopes that they fall for your cheap tricks even a social recluse could pull better. They (the wise ladies) cast you far away into the dark depths of loneliness & rejection yet you keep receding back like the despairing, frustrated beggar that you are to plead your case and see whether any kind soul will consider your sad situation.

Shameless, ugly 49-year-old grandpa that hasn't found purpose in life since he landed on his head on planet earth. You are so useless that no-one takes you seriously. Your failure identity makes you very easy to spot like an oasis in a desert.

You ran outta family section to romance section to try whether you can use your one chance in overcoming virginity, and your "Banchelorhood" is long over due but that people around you have begun to think your transpired against the gods... still you failed before you were even able to mount your short, leprous feet on this section cos fate is against you!

Accursed swine! Woe betide the day that a mishap like you were born. You are a shame, a bad owen, an all-time carrier of failure, a demented dog and a helpless stunted soul!! Don't go and marry. Be here exchanging bants with every dîck, tom and harry. You think time waits for you? Shameless agbaya. The people you are asslicking about now are the same people who shamed you and bare your dirty linens in public view.

What a pity! What a shame!! *spits on his hideous pothole riddled face* [/s]

SAINTSAMURAII:
WHAT I EXPECT AS USUAL.
READ MY POST AGAIN AND FIGURE OUT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO PASS OUT, THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, ITS ABOUT THE CONSTANT NOISE PRESENTED BY YOU AND YOUR GROUPS DAILY. A NOISE WITHOUT WEAPON TO KILL NOR INJURE.

SAINTSAMURAII:
BRO POSTMANN, ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS. UNRAVEL YOUR WEAPONS AND SAVE US FROM WAIT AND TOO MUCH ACTIONLESS EPISTLE.

lezz:
[b]For OP:

How do I address a faceless coward who hides behind an unknown moniker to address a girl!!! Isn't this the height of cowardice?

I understand the OP is decker who has huge crush for Mïmzy and was so irked how a decent, nice girl like that would get down with an inexorable, relentless fücking fücker like me? But that's the beautiful complexity of life. Guys who pretend to be overly nice are often slithering snakes feeding on dirt.

And the not-so-nice guys like me tell the world my story and intention as they are conceived in my heart; Unsettling bluntness!

So who takes the words of mask-wearing goofball like the OP seriously? It's akin to a masked terrorist preaching to the world about decency.

One thing's for sure though, he's a sad, dejected, lovelorn-magnet who blaims the knight for his failure in meeting the object of his love. How pathetic.


And you, when are you going to enstamp your name in a proper certificate? I understand you have failed repeatedly at every efforts of your hands!
Cease measuring your life by the constancy with which you appear on controversial threads which do not even concern you to begin with.

The only certificate of value your name is written on is an SSCE devoid of 5 credits.
Learn a craft if your mental frame cannot support the weight of formal education.

Or you can try becoming a professional jester or clown to leverage your financial destitution. Your moniker is the sort no one takes seriously--- you're not even hated or loved. You're just sitting squarely in the intersection of indifference to most people. You fùcking try too much to be seen as bad. Stick to clowning, it's your birth-badge

A looney is more apt too if you fancy that.

And my erstwhile comrade madrina aka Sherrycoco, alias Urlando are you ready for me yet?

Go gear up! I relish taken punches as much as I love giving them; that's why I'm giving you a forewarning. Go dig up my grave, mate, I have dug a dozen for you and your restless ghosts.

You won't hover!!![/b]