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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
Now you're improving.

Yes you know because you made it up in your head!

She sent airtime to her team members, why are you so pained? Do you need the airtime yourself?

You've been sucking lezz's corck too much lately man, as if being a "poet" isn't effeminate enough.

[b]

You've asked for your death. And I'm not a kind executioner.

Let's see how truly hungry you are:

Teammimzy played a game on who could type certain words fastest and the Queen promise the winner recharge card. I think a #500 value.

She ended up sending a lot of recharge cards to her teammimzy campaign crew. She did t with joy and a heart of fun. Anyone who could type fast could load the cards she was sending.

You didn't partake in this game, not that you're financially superior to get your fingers typing to get some for yourself, but your pride stopped you. That's the only thing you truly live for -- your cheap pride.

But you had a plan. You're a greedy dude, so you wouldn't let such act of benevolence from the Queen go on without you being the top benefactor. Afterall that was your chief motive of hijacking her life.

You called her to complain that she was busy sending recharge cards to teammimzy crew but you that have been up and down her business haven't received anything.

The poor girl asked what she could do for you and you told her your data subscription had expired that she should send you recharge to re-subscribe.

True, your pride has no value.[/b]

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 2:13pm On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
[s][/s]

This isn't the postmann I used to know na? What happened to you? You write a lot better than this!

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS THAT BY TRYING TO TARNISH ME because MIMZY SENT MONEY INTO MY ACCOUNT, YOU'RE INDIRECTLY RUBBISHING THE EFFORTS OF HER TEAM MEMBERS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THE VERY LAST PERSON SHE SENT ANYTHING TO. The LAST!

Now, tell me again how hungry I am and all that dry old stuff.

Anyway, no hard feelings.

My consideration for a good friend, smellymouth melts in the heat of my indignation.

Oh, I know her it all went down. I know how you told her how to share her booty. I know how you told her what to pay those in teammimzy and how you told her you're to receive the biggest share. Even when others like lezz asked her not to bother. Even those who were dependant students in her campaign team told her not to bother with her cash.

But not you!!! It says a lot. The kind of a manner of a man you are. One who isn't ashamed to take a woman's money.

I hardly get banned. I type to escape bans even though I leave my victims with bruises to the heart.

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 1:55pm On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
Now we all know who the real snitch is.

[color=darkblue]GLORY[/color]

[b]
You continue betraying that poor girl. A girl who was your cash cow and a gateway to obtain some cheap e-fame for yourself.

A girl who swallowed all her pride while you hijacked her life with your over-bearing attitude and sick ambition.

A girl you kept manipulating only it was clear you were punching above your weight. A girl whom you stole your way into the front roll seat of her life by back stabbing the people whom you feared are better than you, just so you could have her and claim the boss of her life.

You called her a snitch! But I call you a man with a sedated heart. Your heart beats for nothing except for what goes into your pocket as gain.

You never loved her! She was your cheapest and shortest means of livelihood and a diversion to the emptiness that surrounds you.

You gave her so many wrong advise. Nobody knew you were her biggest threat and security risk. You're the sand in her very shoes. And you practically took over her life.

But when it was all done; your motive became clear to those a little too slow to see you for who you are and what you're in for ---getting paid for all your "hard work" and e-fame -- a vaporised fame you can't even grasp between your fingers.

A lot of peeps still lie under your deceit.
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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 1:28pm On Jul 31, 2016

FTbomb:
ATTENTION:

as at the time mimzy was sending muva the cash, the albino was yet to register his BVN..but he had to do that quickly so he could get the money. this goes further to prove that muva is not just a poor church rat but he has an empty bank account!

I'll definitely demand the life of that poor soul (muva) from you should a doctor's report surfaces that he has a heart issue.

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 1:22pm On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
STFU and bring it. I'm bored shxtless already.

You dare me!!!! You know I'm not a troll. I'm a script writer. I'll script your tales, your ambitions, your greed for money and your cap-in-hand dealings demanding to be paid for a "job".

You don't want to start with me. You know your class.

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 1:18pm On Jul 31, 2016

FTbomb:
chai! no shame at all! but,hey! that's not exactly how the story went. explain why mimzy sent you the money and who else accepted a stipend from her..

Bro, let's call it off, please

Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 1:15pm On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
No I DON'T. That nairalander is MIMZY. She sent airtime to Every Member of her miss NL campaign team and I asked her to top up mine in my account!

That's how you all got to know my name. And mimzy calls me a snitch.

NEXT!!

That's not true. You don't wanna start something you can't finish on a high!

Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 12:35pm On Jul 31, 2016

FTbomb:
i have no boss. i won't vote for you again.. Mtttcheew!

He called you "Boss"

Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 12:33pm On Jul 31, 2016

Ftbomb,
BloodOnMyHands aka lezz/lezzlie
Knightngale
ShaqFu
The Queen -- mimzy

Please, for smelly's sake let's get out of here.

Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 12:28pm On Jul 31, 2016

Smellymouth:
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."

----Ambrose Bierce..

Cc: MUVA
Mimzy
BloodOnmyHands
FTbomb
Postmann..

Let it slide y'all..

Silence is seldom misquoted...

Hmmmm!!!The one whose friendship and loyalty is as true and worthy like the pure honey from a bee's hive.
I'll listen to you!

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 12:16pm On Jul 31, 2016

Knightngale:
ok sir

Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 12:12pm On Jul 31, 2016

Knightngale:
screenshot you want, screen shots you will get, be prepared to get the disgrace of your elife

Hold it right there, you darling who sail in the shadows of the storm!

This is just a reharsal, the carnage hasn't begun. It cannot begin here on his tuff -- his thread!

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 12:01pm On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
Lezzlie, why are you so envious of me?

Did I read aright or am I in Japan where people write from right to left?

Lezzlie, as in lezz envious of you?

Buahahahahahah!

What do you have that he possibly lacks? I see a pig trying to fly!

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:56am On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
OK, I took the bait. Now what? More lies?

You don't wanna get corky with me

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:52am On Jul 31, 2016

FTbomb:
bro, the accusation gave me sleepless nights. my angelic, sexy laveda for that matter. i can take a bullet for her. the girls i hate on this forum know themselves: dare2differ, doveda, oyin-something and dollyjoy with her fat face..

Oh laveda, can't you see?

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:50am On Jul 31, 2016

FTbomb:
i swear, one post from me and this bragging bastard will deactivate all his accounts!

Save it for last!!!

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:44am On Jul 31, 2016

MUVA:
Eerrm... That should be mimzy.

Clever how you choose what to respond to and what to avoid. That was a bait and you sank your greedy teeth at it leaving your thoughts behind in the hurried rush to exonerate yourself

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:42am On Jul 31, 2016

FTbomb:
laveda...oh, sweetest laveda! the girl i've been defending offline and online. my dear, God and heaven knows i've never spoken ill of you in my life. why should i? you haven't done me any wrong...you barley know me! muva said i talked sh1t about you...the same muva i told i'd pick you over lanicky with crown and her yansh!
and who's refiner? i only supported her against kinginvahala threats...nothing more! wetin i wan use refiner do? even though i love em slim, i don't do toothpicks! refiner blood no go full one paint rubber na....haba!
laveda, kindly disregard the false accusation, baby....i have nothing against you as you have none against me. i'd rather fight for you than attack you. and if i mean to attack you at all, i'd do it with my original handle..

Laveda, are your eyes trained to decipher truth? Esp one spoken over the rooftop? Or the sweet, manipulative words spoken in the shadows by the devil himself, the chief manipulator

Give ftboy a kiss of reconciliation.

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:36am On Jul 31, 2016

Let's talk about the ftbaba's allegation

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:31am On Jul 31, 2016

FTbomb:
Glorious Jesus Christ of Nazareth! this bastard just denied he owns the sherrycoco handle but admitted he attacked me for attacking his "friend". so which moniker did he attack me with?

I told you he ain't smart!!!

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:28am On Jul 31, 2016

mimzy:
Mimzy is not Urlando, really?? and i am supposed to be happy after all the stomached pains...

Well in your own words.. Let posterity judge

You should have known better than to create a thread for this muva.

What matters is not whatever it is that you have typed up there, (u know there is more to it)what really matters is your conscience... let it be the judge...

We all know who is behind the Justinfifa account, even you muva... you know very well who is behind it.. stop trying to rope ftboy in..

Look, my Queen, don't invest on his conscience! Weren't you a victim of his sedated conscience? A conscience that is numb to anything that is not favourably disposed to his ego.

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:19am On Jul 31, 2016

BloodOnMyHands:
Muva, Opening this thread was your biggest undoing. Bastard waste of breathing flesh!!! Watch him come up with more lies.

Albino-crowding bastard!!!

He's a smooth operator. A master politician. Deft manipulator with ego-overdrive.

Hmmmm!!! I can't believe his depth of cunning!

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Romance › Re: Glory by postmann: 11:14am On Jul 31, 2016

Blayze007:
So you are Urlando? Why Dint you speak sooner? Mimzy has been taking the heat for your trolling. I hope Maxi112, Saintsamurai and Senibo1 will be courageous enough to apologize to Mimzy.

More like after it was concretely established and revealed that he was, only then is he owning up clearly to be Urlando.

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Romance › Re: Happy Sunday! by postmann: 10:55am On Jul 31, 2016

Missile detonator on standby
Anything on sight would be blown sky high
Land and sea agents on alert
Stop this ego-pervert!!!

Family › Re: You're My Daughter But He Is My Son by postmann(op): 9:10am On Jul 31, 2016

AlienStar:
This is nice! welcome back... btw where you go before?

A little break from NL was necessary.

Family › Re: You're My Daughter But He Is My Son by postmann(op): 10:35pm On Jul 30, 2016

Knightngale:
Very Sexist

If you call truth by another name, it won't change its substance.

Family › You're My Daughter But He Is My Son by postmann(op): 10:10pm On Jul 30, 2016*

The strength of my loins, the hope of my heritage and ancestral course; In your veins my name and legacy endure. Keeper and sustainer of my boundary. The successor of my staff of authority. In your eyes I see the hope of tomorrow, the dream of my ancestors settles securely in your youthful strength. Your young beards shoot from your face in readiness for the battle ahead.

Remember, you bear a name, a name as old as time, like an endless river of progress flowing along the banks of eternity. Wisdom and nobility, strength and bravity have sustained it. You're the living legacy of a million heroes. They fought and won. They died like seeds buried beneath the earth that you might rise and take their place and shine forth like a hungry sun ready to explode in radiance before a dark world.

Your sister will have my love and devotion. Don't get jealous if you think I love her more. She's for a season but you are forever. I'll make her very happy during her season. You must understand this, my boy.

You're a warrior, a soldier and must be trained as one.The weight of my name is on your shoulders and you must guard it with all your strength, that your own son, my grandson, will sail through this river of eternity, armed with dignity and pride, continuing the journey our ancestors long began.

Please say hello and welcome back to postmann! grin

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Business › Re: GPRTU Petitions Mahama Over Dangote by postmann: 10:52pm On Jul 29, 2016

K4:
Nigeria is now the largest rice importer in the world chino, give yourself brain.

You better find something to do with your miserable life, maggot! You can join the kidnappers association

no wonder Lagbaja described Shitnigerians as MUMUs http://fabmagazineonline.com/fab-outburst-nigerians-are-mumus-fools-lagbaja/

The 7th largest producer of oil, with some of the largest reserves of gas and yet they can’t produce enough electricity for themselves.

[s][/s]

My neo-colonized Nigerianized slave!!! You talk Nigeria, breathe Nigeria, dance to Nigerian music and get the best moment of your life on a Nigerian forum but you remain ungrateful!

With your heart as dark as your pitch-black skin.

Son of nothingness and despondency. A Ghanaian vagrant who escaped from ancestral curses to find life in Nigeria.

There're no Ghanaian factory in Nigeria cos your people can't compete globally and you're a perfect recycled clone of your unproductive ancestors who left you with no significant name to hang on to.

You forgot to clean my shoes this morning before I left for work.

Living statue of a modern day bondsman!!!

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Business › Re: GPRTU Petitions Mahama Over Dangote by postmann: 10:27pm On Jul 29, 2016

TheInkredible:

Only 12% of Ghanaians have internet access! Less than half the population do not have a GSM phone as active subscribers!

Not until GTB came to Ghana, more than 70% of Ghanaians don't own a bank account!!!

Your fathers were failures!!! Their only gift was hawking porridge beans and rice while their women's ambition is to get pregnant for any Nigerian male!

If a tsunami wipes Ghana off the face of the earth, no one will notice!

25 million fuckheads with no billionaire!!!

That's why your fathers were no better than circus clowns!!!

Aaaeeeeeeh!!!!!

Your ecowas passport is here by withdrawn!

You have reduced a sister country to a pile of rubble!

Business › Re: GPRTU Petitions Mahama Over Dangote by postmann: 10:23pm On Jul 29, 2016

TheInkredible:
Gold was discovered in Ghana before NIGERIA found oil yet your country is one of Africa's poorest.

A country with a $50 dollar economy!!!! That's not even up to the economy of Lagos.

Your president is the beggar in the community of Presidents.

Ghana isn't even in the Top 10 African countries on economic basis!

War ravaged Sudan is ahead of you. Born failures

Aeh! Aah! Ooo! You killed somebody, some people. Aeh! Aeah! AaaaaH! Heroshima na nagasaki. You must be jailed for mass murder. Even Hitler had a heart!

Oh, my Ghanaian friends! Where are their souls now? Please don't hurt them no more. I won't let you! Leave them alone!

Business › Re: GPRTU Petitions Mahama Over Dangote by postmann: 10:03pm On Jul 29, 2016

T5OM:
A diseased rhesus monkey must have played the role of a surrogate mum! You shit-faced Ghanaian. Perversion surrounds you like the soot in your father's hut! You couldn't counter my factual accusation of your country being in debt to your overlords (Nigerians) 'cause you have nothing on us like your whoring sister .

Even your moniker describes how backwar your hellhole is - CRUDE GH. The only time you'd ever come before Nigeria is an alphabetical list of countries of the world.

Dimwitted raccoon!

Ah! Take it easy bro, for the scripture says that when you go for harvest, do not clean up all the produce but leave a handful for the less privilege. Please have mercy on our little impoverished neighbour which happens to be just a trifling dot on the African map.

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