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Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by postmann: 12:56pm On Jul 01, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
I wish all my followers, a happy new month, i wish you all the best in life. sekxy, oyind17, joygalore, cherlene, naughtynaughty etc all my followers, too numerous to mention, and midehi2, rokiatu, ivyy, continuation i wish cutehector, lezzlie, ladyf, smellymouth, maxi112, Kinginvahala, muva, mimzy, postmann, sinaj, rukydelta, drisklef, demiladegold, makydebbie, jambsupport, hadez, halfricanadian, eleganza33. and and and and common think man!! ok i wish obatomi, dollyjoy, ritababe, vizkiz, stfuareyoug0d, amtaken, sambarry. a happy new month.
Thanks bro. I wish you a good month!
Romance › Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by postmann: 9:58pm On Jun 28, 2016
mimzy:
Skin so smooth , you could mistaken it for fine China
Eyes so bright, i drowned in it and you got me intoxicated
Before I could even say jack, you got me under the weather
Barely even met u and uve gat me feeling like a queen in ur kingdom cheesy

Giyazz I try?? grin
grin grin grin

See my queen floating them rhythms like some hot potatoes
Skin velvety smooth like some costly toxedos
I see the crown on ya head like Newyork liberty statue
Till I die, I swear, so glad I met you!
Forum Games › Re: Who Am I To Ask This Of You? by postmann(op): 9:19pm On Jun 28, 2016
bukatyne:
@mimzy and postman:

Congratulations and have a good reign.

@byvan03:

Thanks for honoring my mention.
I'm forever grateful and indebted to you for your good grace and benevolence.

wink smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: What Pastor Victor Kanyari's Daughter Is Posting On Social Media by postmann: 6:55pm On Jun 27, 2016
reciprokal:
hehehehe, I no know o. Na who e be?
Can't you see he's the darkenedbaboon, con artist?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Italy Vs Spain: Euro 2016 (2 - 0) On 27th June 2016 by postmann: 6:20pm On Jun 27, 2016
saintkel:
Lol e no go work for u o
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Italy Vs Spain: Euro 2016 (2 - 0) On 27th June 2016 by postmann: 5:45pm On Jun 27, 2016
Mr Conte, don't dare me!!! Lose that match and book the next flight to London and get down to work!
Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by postmann(op): 5:20pm On Jun 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
bro, I don't need to be ready to flush that schmuck into the sewer pits.

There's no war. I will tell of his life. There isn't going to be any trolling. I will rip his heart out.
Don't shoot from afar! Let him come into the ring!
Family › Re: Your Marriage Is A Fraud! by postmann(op): 4:55pm On Jun 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
Postmann, you saw the pauperised midget appealing for moral support from Ishiløve?

Bastard progeny of maleficence!
Keep all missile activated and ready for launch. Soon, we'll fire the cannon.

In the art of war, preparation and precision is as vital as the war itself.

Let him come into the ring properly.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Pastor Victor Kanyari's Daughter Is Posting On Social Media by postmann: 4:45pm On Jun 27, 2016
reciprokal:
Another malformed product of evolution gone bad is using Nairaland as life insurance.

Psychotic degenerate. This is a man living his fantasies as a woman in Nairaland. Dirty little swine. Acursed pervert!
Don't you know who that retrograde is?
Romance › Re: Breaking News!!! Saintsamuraii Cries For The First Time In 2016. by postmann: 2:24pm On Jun 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
Lolz, humourous! Another anti-messi Looney on the loose
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Breaking News!!! Saintsamuraii Cries For The First Time In 2016. by postmann: 12:39pm On Jun 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
Messi has done his bit. Winning a trophy requires not only skills and team effort but a slice of mother luck too.

Getting to a world cup final and 2 continental finals is history enough. Ronaldo hasn't even highlighted in national colours.

History won't buy your excuse of lack of national team work.
By the time I'll issue a query about your slipshod attitude towards work, you'd hurry up and make sure those files are looked into and sent to my desk.
Romance › Re: Breaking News!!! Saintsamuraii Cries For The First Time In 2016. by postmann: 12:34pm On Jun 27, 2016
Lezzlie:
And what has Bale or Ronaldo achieved county-wise?
I knew you'd come here and raise up the dago flag.


Lezzlie... messi ... Chile... penalty...trophy-lezz


grin grin grin

Don't mention me!!!
Politics › Re: Ikwerre - Igbo - 22 MISINFORMATION ON IGBOS by postmann: 12:16pm On Jun 27, 2016
grin grin grin

Dragonking:
Bros, abeg no talk for this thread before they will rain insults on you and call you names. . Just relax let me handle them.
BTW, is there any way I can orubebe that final decision? The winner sef no even fine.
Forum Games › Re: Who Am I To Ask This Of You? by postmann(op):
postmann:
But here I am, old and new friends. Cap in hand in a passionate interference I barged into your busy lives which is already preoccupied by a lot more important things.

But I ask only for a minute of your time my dear friends of whom I share a lot in common. I need your votes in the ongoing beauty contest which has now dragged on to the semifinal stages.

What an impact your support would make! What a show of force and goodwill I would feel!

Please dear friends, I beseech you, I ask for your votes for mimzy, I ask that you take a little time to make your votes!

Please vote in this format:

I vote mimzy
Cc: NLjega

Below is the voting link.

https://www.nairaland.com/3180901/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-semi-final/3

Please vote according to the above format so that your votes will be valid.

Thanks!

Cc
ShaqFu
Joseph1832ng
Mrpresident1
Enrichlee
Zyzxx
Bobman
Edipee
Montezz
Phut
Gallantsoldiers
Nonexy11
Copylearner
ELVG
ActOfWar
Redwriter
Akfakorode
Realone92
Futurewise11
Bosville
Silkmoth33
Tee2902
Room089
Donjuan1
Nexxy007
EVarn
Demigoddess
PresVA
Mindfulness
Automatix
Ishilove


Pleaes note that the order of names was taken in the order of my following in the exact order they appear.

Voting ends by 6pm. And I'll really need your support again at the final.

THANK YOU!


For your support in the just concluded beauty contest. Even though you might have had no interest in the pageant and my mentioning you could have caused some disturbances, you harboured me and even took time to vote

My profound gratitude!!!

I want to specially appreciate you:

Bukatyne and byvan03. Thank you for your staunch support. I didn't deserve your kind consideration.
Family › Re: What Maturity Really Is. by postmann: 7:51pm On Jun 26, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] Maturity is when Mimzy doesn't get salty or petty after the recent happenings surrounding the Nairaland pageantry.

Maturity is when Mi mzy gives a vote of thanks to her teeming supporters even after the competition is over.

Maturity is when Le.zz, Muv.a, Creami.sh, Firste.va, Postm.ann, IamLe.gend1, LsO.fDk, Smelly.mouth and numerous others keep their cool, hold their heads high and rise above the flawed happenings.


Maturity is when your reactions to antagonism can't be predicted by little minds.

Maturity is the afore-stated. smiley

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by postmann:
NinjaX:
Till your remove your head outta lezzlie's protruding rectum, you silkpant-wearing faggit.
grin grin

You make a lonely, tormented, drawning masquerade who lost his sanity to an endless barrage of neglect and defeatism.

Your only resort was to yellow-belly your way, with your face hidden in a mask, then throw stones at your teachers cos you failed your test.

If that's how your forefathers fought their battles, you would have been a nameless slave, lost in the sand of time with no heritage or existence.

But here you are, shackled down by cowardice, dishonouring your family of brave warriors in your show of shame.

You mark the end of a once gallant family full of great warriors!

#MrJellyfish
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by postmann: 4:25pm On Jun 25, 2016
NinjaX:
The 'Knights' is an infamous group comprising boys and girls with questionable characters, whose sole aim, that is the very reason for its existence, is to troll and blackmail Nairalanders, and to join forces together in turbulent times.

Their leader being the 35-year-old lezzlie, his lapdog, postman postWAnk, his Slavequeen, firsteva, the 26-year-old sonofmark who is the gang's hitman and mole, that is responsible for peaking into the enemies weakness and defences... And other members...

You can easily detect any of them through the ridiculous Knights emblem embedden in their signature.

Any e-fight doesn't go by a day without one of them being involved.

Just be vigilant so you wouldn't fall victim to their sly gimmicks. By all means, distant yourself from them by a superwide margin.

You can ask around to get more support to my counsel.

Oh Please! Spare this great platform and its highly esteemed members your personal cognitive traumas
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Family › Re: What Would You Do If Your Ward Bring This Book Home (photo) by postmann: 12:05pm On Jun 25, 2016
Acidosis:
Yeah, true... At that age, they can't explore anything.
Acidosis, pls come vote for my candidate.

https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand

This is the voting format:

I vote mimzy
Cc NLjega
Family › Re: What Would You Do If Your Ward Bring This Book Home (photo) by postmann: 11:55am On Jun 25, 2016
Mindfulness:
One can easily see that you know very little to nothing about children.
Dear Mindfulness, perhaps this is too much of an asking, but still I linger. Indulge me this once, look down upon my request with a tender gaze of compassion hidden somewhere within your good spirit and soften your stance.

Please come vote: it's the grand final already.

I'll supply the link and the voting format


Voting format:

I vote mimzy
Cc: NLjega


https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand

Thanks for your consideration!
Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by postmann: 10:07am On Jun 25, 2016
I vote mimzy

Cc NLjega
Family › Re: Betrayed By My Blood Sister And Fiance by postmann: 10:43pm On Jun 24, 2016
crackhaus:
I've been courted behind the scenes by a friend of another contestant. gringrin
Then I perfectly understand, comrade. But still, my card is on the table.
wink
Family › Re: Anyone Here That Doesn't Want To Get Married? by postmann: 2:05pm On Jun 24, 2016
Mindfulness:
No, I just don't care to vote for anyone.
Then I'm pleading for your care. Odd as it may appear, I need you to care.

It's tomorrow, Saturday. Please.
Family › Re: Anyone Here That Doesn't Want To Get Married? by postmann: 11:29am On Jun 24, 2016
Mindfulness:
Let me sum it up. You need specific conditions to be happy and I don't. Simple. smiley
Did my mention of you some days back upset you?
Family › Re: Betrayed By My Blood Sister And Fiance by postmann: 11:24am On Jun 24, 2016
crackhaus:
Sure, what's up.
I don't know if you've been booked already, but I need your vote tomorrow Saturday in the on going beauty contest.

I'll truly appreciate your support.
Family › Re: Do I Go Back Home? by postmann: 10:45pm On Jun 23, 2016
cococandy:
I gat my eyes on you. cool
Let's see how long this gentlemanliness will last.
grin grin grin

Like all mortals, I have my weakness. But in response to your good grace, my tried and true loyalty won't fail. Though I may gallop through each thread and posts with my trademark controversy, but at your name, I'll take off my hat for a warm salute.
cheesy cheesy cheesy

You earned it!
Family › Re: Do I Go Back Home? by postmann: 10:11pm On Jun 23, 2016
cococandy:
Okay. I'll take your word for it.

Anyway I hope I can vote for two people because someone secured my vote first.
Oops! Then there's a twist. Unfortunately it's the final and one can only vote for one candidate.

But I'm satisfied already by your magnanimity which far exceeded my expectation or what I might have deserved. I will understand if you decide to vote for who approached you first.

Nonetheless, I'll knock on your door on Saturday morning.

Please accept my gratitude.

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