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NinjaX:
Till your remove your head outta lezzlie's protruding rectum, you silkpant-wearing faggit.

You make a lonely, tormented, drawning masquerade who lost his sanity to an endless barrage of neglect and defeatism.

Your only resort was to yellow-belly your way, with your face hidden in a mask, then throw stones at your teachers cos you failed your test.

If that's how your forefathers fought their battles, you would have been a nameless slave, lost in the sand of time with no heritage or existence.

But here you are, shackled down by cowardice, dishonouring your family of brave warriors in your show of shame.

You mark the end of a once gallant family full of great warriors!

#MrJellyfish

NinjaX:
The 'Knights' is an infamous group comprising boys and girls with questionable characters, whose sole aim, that is the very reason for its existence, is to troll and blackmail Nairalanders, and to join forces together in turbulent times.

Their leader being the 35-year-old lezzlie, his lapdog, postman postWAnk, his Slavequeen, firsteva, the 26-year-old sonofmark who is the gang's hitman and mole, that is responsible for peaking into the enemies weakness and defences... And other members...

You can easily detect any of them through the ridiculous Knights emblem embedden in their signature.

Any e-fight doesn't go by a day without one of them being involved.

Just be vigilant so you wouldn't fall victim to their sly gimmicks. By all means, distant yourself from them by a superwide margin.

You can ask around to get more support to my counsel.

Oh Please! Spare this great platform and its highly esteemed members your personal cognitive traumas.

Acidosis:
Yeah, true... At that age, they can't explore anything.

Acidosis, pls come vote for my candidate.

https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand

This is the voting format:

I vote mimzy
Cc NLjega

Mindfulness:
One can easily see that you know very little to nothing about children.

Dear Mindfulness, perhaps this is too much of an asking, but still I linger. Indulge me this once, look down upon my request with a tender gaze of compassion hidden somewhere within your good spirit and soften your stance.

Please come vote: it's the grand final already.

I'll supply the link and the voting format


Voting format:

I vote mimzy
Cc: NLjega


https://www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand

Thanks for your consideration!

I vote mimzy

Cc NLjega

crackhaus:
I've been courted behind the scenes by a friend of another contestant.

Then I perfectly understand, comrade. But still, my card is on the table.

Mindfulness:
No, I just don't care to vote for anyone.

Then I'm pleading for your care. Odd as it may appear, I need you to care.

It's tomorrow, Saturday. Please.

Mindfulness:
Let me sum it up. You need specific conditions to be happy and I don't. Simple.

Did my mention of you some days back upset you?

crackhaus:
Sure, what's up.

I don't know if you've been booked already, but I need your vote tomorrow Saturday in the on going beauty contest.

I'll truly appreciate your support.

cococandy:
I gat my eyes on you.
Let's see how long this gentlemanliness will last.

Like all mortals, I have my weakness. But in response to your good grace, my tried and true loyalty won't fail. Though I may gallop through each thread and posts with my trademark controversy, but at your name, I'll take off my hat for a warm salute.


You earned it!

cococandy:
Okay. I'll take your word for it.

Anyway I hope I can vote for two people because someone secured my vote first.

Oops! Then there's a twist. Unfortunately it's the final and one can only vote for one candidate.

But I'm satisfied already by your magnanimity which far exceeded my expectation or what I might have deserved. I will understand if you decide to vote for who approached you first.

Nonetheless, I'll knock on your door on Saturday morning.

Please accept my gratitude.

joseph1832:
Oh, and like a typical woman, she's caving into her emotion and still keeping a grudge, why am I not surprise. Lol.

Let's just say I stretched beyond the boundary of a healthy heated debate.

cococandy:
bros we don't see eye to eye.
Sweetening up on me because you want something from me is not sincere. You can ask me to vote for your candidate without the fake niceness. I'll vote for her if I think she's worth the crown.

I like you better when you're all bare fanged and spilling your true feelings. What am I supposed to make of this sweetness from you? That you no longer think I'm a curse to womanhood

Abeg. Okay who's she? Mimzy? Let me goan vote and hear word.

I was very slow to clash with you the very first time we crossed and even afterwards. And I needed nothing from you then.

Let that count for something.


Insincerity walks in the shadows but I come to you in the open, and if the campaign provides an opportunity to make amends in the open and reach out to you whom I never wanted to have a war of words with, why won't I grab it?

Our differences persist, perhaps to create a healthy debate and entertainment in the jigsaw puzzle of life which could be boring otherwise.

Please accept my sincere apologies rendered on the rooftop of this great forum.

I'll need your vote for _mimzy on Saturday.

Thanks in advance.

You're by no means a cursed woman!

crackhaus:
Lol..


Will 'wise' women gree?

Can I crave your indulgence, comrade?

joseph1832:
Oh, then what happened to her, why the feisty ness?

We had some accidental war of words. Something I tried hard for months not to do. But it happened. I understand her.

joseph1832:
Oh, then what happened to her, why the feisty ness?

I thought you quoted Shakespeare "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". So I replied that she wasn't scorned

But you said a woman's scorn, meaning she scorned me so I added "you can say that again"

joseph1832:
I see you too, post master general. Though, I expect you to know a beaten path, when you see one.

There is no cap to possibility, my man.

joseph1832:
Hell hath no fury, more than a woman's scorn. Or so they say.

She wasn't scorned, joe..... okay, I got you. Well, you can say that again.

I thought you quoted Shakespeare.

I see my man, Joseph1832

cococandy:
I'm nothing but civil.

And I trust you are even though we all have our moments. And it was one of such moments we fell out, hard as I tried to avoid it.

Acidosis:


I'm alive bro

And kicking vibrantly!

cococandy:
Yes it will

And I'm not your 'dear'

Oouch!
I know where that came from but hey, don't let the past count.
After the trading of blows come the handshake.
Let's be civil, dear cococandy.

Lezzlie:
Pansy lover!

And there you go again, stranger to loyalty and faithfulness. Like a chief African brute with a savage appetite for women.


Master, forgive me, I'm so sorry!

cococandy:

It's been a while since our path crossed. But will our differences stand in the way of a request, dear cococandy?

Acidosis:
Going back home is an alternative. Since you claimed your parents visit you often, I presumed you all live in Lagos. They wouldn't engage in frequent visitations if either of you resides in faraway north.


Consider the fact that you cannot cook.
Consider how much you spend on rent and bills on the mainland.
And to crown it all, you don't have a wife, not even in the process of getting one.

So what exactly are you doing on the Mainland that can't be done on the Island?

GO BACK to your parents home bro; MOVE OUT only when you're ready to build your marital life.

And I have searched for you for some time now

byvan03:
Dating who? When she is already betrothed to the finest of men? Nobody go smell near, they know their cooks when they see them .

A wonderful afternoon to you dearie. I'm sorry I'm coming late but I have to thank you for your support and kindness, for indulging me despite the odds.

I'm forever grateful! Thank you!

We made it to the final which is on Saturday.

And I'll need you again.

Bless you!