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RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 6:12pm On Apr 08, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Thy words have sprung up unholy thoughts in my head;
Carnal fire burns in me.

I await thee,wearing that which I can't remove;
my _naked skin.
The promises of thy words I desire;
Laboured breathing and ecstasy.

Come love me my KNIGHT.
I ride in the clouds
Propelled by the wind of desire
A night of love ritual;
As skin meet skin
Hair entangles hair
The eruption of fluids
Bursting forth in a river of delight
As Man meet goddess
A collision of two worlds
Sailing in unison
In an endless fountain of possibilities....
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op):
DemiGoddess:
I do not want to appear as that powerful lest his mortal heart trembles with sheer fright,
I prefer it skips with joy and leaps with pure love.

For even the bravest of KNIGHTS fear the might of the powerful goddess.
Her fists deal more fatality than Zeus' bolts,
Her anger ghastlier than Poseidon's tempests.
Her words draw more blood than Hades' pitchfork.

But her heart is like a lass'
Walking along the street with eyes sparkling like Persephone's.
Hair blown in the wind,in high spirits albeit with a heavy heart.
Seeking for just one mortal to remedy her poor soul.

Whispers on skin,days of laughter and nights of feverish passion her body longs.

Where is he?
When mortals sleep
The gods make their plans
May I meet you in the cover of night
In the _nakedness of eternity
Where all is dark
Safe for the stars that reflects from your eyes
Come _naked and let our hearts bond
For I dare the weight of your passion
Let me show you the bed of my heart;
Wide and soothing with tender, warm sheets
Of purple and orange
Come lay your celestial body on it
And let me wrap you with the sheet of my tongue
In a gentle embrace
Feeling your warmth and pulse
Discovering every curve and bump
Journeying through your gentle slope
Leaving wet traces of _erotic tatoos
The gods may ask for my head
For mortal men know the art of love better
But if a goddess be mine
The gods I must fight.
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 11:38am On Apr 08, 2016
Creamish:
grin If only I can have it the exact way I want it..
Wishes sometimes are like sweet poison. But a heart open to pleasant, gentle surprises once in a while never find love boring.
It is the unpredictability that takes the heart to the boundary, loving more, smiling more and appreciating more.
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op):
DemiGoddess:
My bones are weary for having sought long for him.
Yea,even my enthusiasm wanes as each yellow sun rises.

My heart is like a ghost town,having never felt the warmth and liveliness of youthful mortal love.
Where can I find my KNIGHT?
I ask meself as I lay on my cold bed each night.
For his love and unbridled passion is the potion my sick heart needs.

Where is he?
Will thy Might not prevail
To put thy solitary heart at ease?
Are the wind and fire not thy servant
Oh goddess of virtue who chose mere mortals for love?

Summon the best of the warriors
Let them assemble before thee with their bowls
And he that may drink of thy bond
Pour out your wish on his!
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 11:08am On Apr 08, 2016
Creamish:
The sad reality of life. Once he knows to stand whenever he falls, he will always rediscover the right path...but he must never make it a willful consistent pattern as this may destroy that which he holds dear.
grin grin grin
Truth, my lady. Unless love comes in a jealous grip of harmless possessiveness like yours, it is not love.
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 10:14am On Apr 08, 2016
Creamish:
A clean clear conscience is a treasure worth dying for. smiley
No doubt. But few men can go thru life with a scarlet-less conscience. For the soul of man lies vulnerable to many temptations. They'll be his constant tormentors through out his life's sojourn. He may fail once or twice even, but his heart never leaves home.
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 9:41am On Apr 08, 2016
Creamish:
I hate KARMA. Wouldn't want any form of attachment to my man from any babe. So many wrongs will be made right if majority respect the marriage institution.
KARMA, sometimes isn't responsible for some of our ills. KARMA is a payback, so someone must have wronged someone else freshly and unjustifiably. I'm trying to say that one can have an unfaithful partner even though one has been faithful all along.
But there's a sweet ease of the soul and mind when an ill wind blows and one knows you have no hand in it.

Some men may fool around, but they'll do anything to keep safe their marriage to a good wife.
And I think that of all the good virtues of a good wife has, keeping herself sensually apealling to her husband is key. A man who's still physically attracted to his wife and appreciates her good virtue will always come home.
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 9:10am On Apr 08, 2016
Creamish:
How did I miss this thread?

Congrats Postmann..on ridding this forum of that inconsequential troll.

Ur points command a thorough soul search. I used to have a friend like this but I gave him up when he got married. I did not want to be a cause for distraction. I totally agree with your points. its only a matter of time before the body gives in to the inevitable.

Always best to have ur partner be ur best friend.
Giving him up when he got married was a smart choice so many are incapable of making. Few still hold the marriage institution sacred.
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 1:01am On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
You are welcome

Now, can you please fvck off? grin
You should have ended at the first sentence and spare me your trademark frustration of a love-sick woman.
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 12:25am On Apr 08, 2016
doveda:
grin grin grin grin

You should have told me that you wanted to be my friend tongue
Thanks for the offer. But no, thanks!
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 12:04am On Apr 08, 2016
lezz:
She gets an imaginary clitoral stimulation from boxing with me, since her actual pussay is frigid!
I wouldn't know about that and would care less. But it's her unwarranted anger and frustration which have a secret history, and makes her so anti-social that puts me off.
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 11:52pm On Apr 07, 2016
doveda:
grin grin grin grin



Who started with the insults? You cannot have your cake and eat it! cheesy grin
Were you expecting me to let it slide? Oops! That ain't my thang. cool


Have you gotten a job?
Please hit the sheets, woman. You aren't good at what you do.
You're one bad name already for feminism.
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 11:27pm On Apr 07, 2016
doveda:
Your lack of logical thinking tells me why you so much detest women gaining knowledge and experience. grin grin grin. # All your threads are filled with emotions. Emotions of an unemployed grown ass man who instead of doubling his efforts would rather blame women for his woes.

Get off your lazy ass and go get a job! grin grin grin
You may want to make your own bed now and go to sleep or I'll make you by force!

You unfulfilled woman with anger issues!
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 10:26pm On Apr 07, 2016
joseph1832:
In as much as I will say I'm happy about this, however, I must sound a note of warning.

You see, in fighting evil or bad in this case, one must make sure one has to strive hard to prevent himself from being the very evil/bad he fought against.
You're spot on!!! This warning will be taken to heart.
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 10:25pm On Apr 07, 2016
VictorRomanov:
Postmann wins! Fatal Brutality!



But in all honesty, you made very valid and important points. One thing that has helped me is knowing where to draw the limit with the opposite sex. I may enjoy their company, especially when the significant other is busy to give me attention. However I strive not to cross the line. No phone calls and no discussing of my issues with them. And almost all of my female acquaintances know I am hooked. That has kept me.

Good point. Where the heart is, the steps surely follow.
Your honesty and boldness is not common in this time. Only few have made sincere comments on this matter. Even though all of us are guilty one way or another.

Kudos!!!
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op):
DemiGoddess:
Aye Postmann, albeit just one mortal.
All I need is his love and believe me I will take down Olympus if need be for him.
But he has to be strong,brave,gallant and noble like a KNIGHT.
I will appeal to other gods for a safe apotheosis for I intend to make him divine like meself.
Forever consuming on our eternal love and sizzling raw passion.
Daily feasting on tasty ambrosia,
I will love him daily and forever with my heart,soul and body.
Alas! even mortals wish immortality in the event of true love kiss
No doubt thy hand is as firm as thy heart is strong
For the love of a goddess is fierce
A KNIGHT no doubt
The goddess like the best of men
But who could wear the shoes of thy preference?
Who can step in and stand by thy side
And know the ways of a goddess forbidden to man?
Who can drink from the bowels of thy ecstasy
And ever savour an earthly kind?

Thy eyes are the emblems of passion
The gates to an endless promise
I tremble to look too deep
Lest I get lost and never be found
But who can earn the love of a goddess?
On Whom has the favour of her gaze rested?
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op):
May I used this medium to congratulate a most distinguished group of men and women of valour for their relentless effort in ridding this platform from degenerates and lovelorn losers who walk around, savagely bullying any lady who didn't yield to their advances and stalking and intimidating others who receive the admirations and affections of these beautiful ladies.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce the great exterminators of unwanted ghost-handles, whose only purpose is a coward posture of hunting the objects of their rejections and men who triumphed where they failed.

Please welcome;
TheSonOfMark
Lezz/Lezzlie
Synzu
FirstEva
Creamish
Demigoddess/Persephenee
Etc etc



May I then proceed to announce the death of Chase77. He past away early this morning after receiving heavy artillery bombardment from these brave warriors few days ago. He was ambushed by _postmann lastnight and was given a fatal blow that took away his last breath.

We await his reincarnation. His first ghost-moniker is Hattchett is still on the loose, though in low profile after severe shelling knocked him into oblivion.

CONGRATULATIONS LADIES AND GENTS!!!
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 6:44pm On Apr 07, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Foolish aren't they huh
For she makes her choice herself, others tussle in vain.
But I'm searching myself for a mortal man for even the divine envy mortal love.
Would a mortal consume thy love
And live to tell its sweet tales?
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 6:18pm On Apr 07, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Fine smiley
Divinity walks among mortals today wink
grin
No doubt, whatsoever. And the tracks of a goddess mortals trace like the a path to salvation.
CultureRe: 6 Reasons Gender Equality is beneficial To Nigerian MEN And Society At Large by postmann: 6:10pm On Apr 07, 2016
[quote author=Akfakorede post=44495632][/quote]Feel free, brother
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 2:51pm On Apr 07, 2016
DemiGoddess:
How's today going?
Ok. I'm more mentally accustomed to this handle. My day as been super hot. But thank GOD I'm free from work this week.

Good to see your main handle out of jail cheesy

How've you been?
CultureRe: 6 Reasons Gender Equality is beneficial To Nigerian MEN And Society At Large by postmann:
[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]I'm about to attempt to persuade our men to subscribe to the feminist ideology. Sorry it's kinda lengthy

Assumptions: An already thriving economy

1. Reduced Malnutrition and Child-Hunger: When more mothers become salary earners, it is no surprise that kids tend to eat better. As a man, seeing your kids healthy and agile, especially when it causes less strain to your pocket should be a welcomed relief. You were once a kid, think of all the things your mother bought in periods she had more than enough. Unless your mum was deadbeat or abusive, the gain was shared by her and her kids and usually the gain was better food or cooking equipment.
[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]
You have a point. A family with a diversified source of income stands a better change at facing any economic emergency. But such shouldn't be actualized at the expense of very young children who still need their mother's care. There are very few career paths that doesn't compromise motherhood and render young children exposed to all kinds of vices. Mothers with very young children are adviced to choose self-employed generating income where they can control their time and manage their young children effectively. Stocks, part-time writer/ editors, online networking etc are some of the very few career paths that spare mothers the agony of abandoning their children. Mothers who abandoned their children in daycares and nannies are steadily on the rise. This has nothing to do with women empowerment. It is simply greed.


[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]2. More Productivity: The idea that "women are worth less" begins from childhood but it begins to resonate with us as teenager( which by the way is one of the worst periods we face due to hormonal changes and insecurities attached) and as young adults we already believe that so, we act accordingly. In secondary school, a lot of us can attest to the fact that more often than not that more girls were top of the class. In the university however, we lose trail. If women are taught to be more confident in their abilities, we create a more productive economy.
[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]
Pointless!!! Learn to separate academic intelligence from real life application. They are two different ball games. You sound like a feminist already.



[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]3. Shared responsibility: Believe it or not a lot of Nigerian women are not comfortable asking their significant order for money EVERY little thing. Some of you guys actually love and crave being the SOLE provider because of the power and control ( it gives) over someone else's life especially when they get a good enough pay. With equality, abusive partners lose that power as well...The power that keeps the woman silent in pain. Slowly but surely, men may never have to pay for wives because it sorta cheapens our worth especially when men literally take bride-prices to mean ownership.

[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]

Young lady, what's your creed? Are you Muslim or Christian? What is the custom of your people? Are you married? Do you hope to get married, traditionally and according to your faith? What then do your tradition and your faith teach you? To be loyal and submissive!!! So your seeking financial independence is but a leverage to do as you please even after taking matrimonial oaths to be loyal to your husband? A man's headship over you is spiritual and physical. You can be a billionaires, but your husband still has authority over you. Except he has lost touch with his GOD, he will bring you the most bitter misery any bloody feminist will live to regret!

My view that your are a feminist is getting stronger



[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]4. Freedom of Expression: Some men would love to be as you are... Wear whatever (pink jeans), talk however (loud talkers who smack their lips) even in adult hood without being looked down on or referred to as a "woman" as though it is derogatory. Some men are natural CAREGIVERS who would be satisfied being a nurse, a cook or a stay-at-home parent but society would not let them be great. When women are equal, gender lines are blurred a bit and people are more likely to come around to accepting you for who you are.

[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]
I don't mind repeating myself. The same demon that is responsible for feminism is the same one responsible for homosexuality. "A sit-at-home-dad". While you be the MAN who be the breadwinner. Hahahaha!!! Gender identity crisis alert!!!!!!!!!!



[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]5. Your daughters: As at now, it may be convenient for you to say "Men are superior" until your daughter pick up the equality struggle from where older women (and men alike) left off. It's time we make progress with this and that's if we want to eventually be a highly functional society that makes the best out of majority of her citizens both men and women.

[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]No doubt your number 5 is a sick ideology you borrowed from the West. But let me remind you that all that the West enjoys today was the labour of a strong Patriarchal society where women knew their place. But today the West is in decline even though all the women are at work. Just as your mother's generation was happier and more fulfilled than your generation, when the coming generation picks up the feminist baton, a terrible fall awaits them.

[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]

6. End of Hypermasculinity: Most men would rather just be masculine rather than going through the trouble of proving that they are "MEN" over and over again. I know it can be exhaustive, trying to hold back tears when what you really feel like it is to cry and feel better afterwards. I know it is harder for some men to ask for help because of the EGO and hyper-masculinity urges. Some of our men would grow up thinking it is manly to frown and play less so your kids can respect you. Yeah..(:|) try FEAR! When they grow old, they tend to resent he father more often for the scars he caused them.

When I heard about the gender equality bill that was declined, my heart sunk but I needed to get the word across so we can know.

Oya add your two cents...or even add to the list.

[quote author=DivaFiva post=44475748]Cheap blackmail. Save those tears of ignorance for you and your feminist folks. Men show affections differently from women. He is a symbol of authority and must act accordingly.

Men and women are two different and unique being with different gender roles. The idea to narrow or erase this difference is satanic in all its intention.
Feminism is the chief tool of satan, the prince of rebellion. And like him, they share the same fate.


Cc. Akfakorede
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 1:28pm On Apr 07, 2016
Persephenee:
Best I ever had smiley
And for those of us who missed out, shouldnt a pic serve as a compensation? cheesy
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 1:26pm On Apr 07, 2016
grad2012:
sorry I quoted you,but I must confess I luv this, OMG kekkeke.
Actually, there's nothing to be sorry for. But you're one handful black Jewel if your DP bears the truth about your physical disposition.
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 9:04am On Apr 07, 2016
Persephenee:
Lol
Good Morning smiley
Good morning! How did the birthday gig go?
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 7:57am On Apr 07, 2016
Persephenee:
Yes.
I think March 12 it was. I just gave you one like on that very sweet debut, where your sword sliced through the butter-camp of those poor female bandits.
Until they perished in their numbers, you knew no mercy.
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 7:45am On Apr 07, 2016
Cutehector:
i'm a realist....
Then common sense should have laid a grip on your tongue, that you give it no scriptural voice.
undecided
FamilyRe: And There Shall Be 7 Women To 1 Man..... by postmann: 7:42am On Apr 07, 2016
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RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 1:30am On Apr 07, 2016
Persephenee:
grin
You dont forget.
That day was...
It's not a day to be forgotten. Do you want specifics?
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op):
grin grin grin

[b]Your misery has only just begun. I shall bury this new handle of yours in the same grave where all the others where buried. A grave of shame and failure with a backlog of rather forgotten woes, rejections and lost hopes.

Even in your ghost form, you amounted to nothing. You'll always need to clean up your past before you can stand in my presence, you peasant of a common birth!

I shall make your blood the very stream on which this thread flows, you mentally and financially impoverished supplicant.

No, NL is something. Ask the government of Nigeria how this forum was used by separatists in their bid to break up this country. You unenlightened, typical romancelander who lust his faculty in the DP of some beautiful woman. grin grin grin

NL is the facebook of Africa. We have so many foreigners here. So much knowledge and experience flow like an endless stream from worthy intellectual contributors, and you've been just a freeloader, albeit an unthankful one. Your life didnt bear any fruit from all the wealth of knowledge buried in this great platform for you seldom look beyond romanceland. There you found and lost Agnes, and died in the quest of winning her back. If you have anything upstairs, it must have reffected here. Afterall no one lights a candle and hide it under the table. Here is an extension of some degree of what you really are!

And you are a failure. An easy-to-spot kind of a failure. You redundant, daydreaming Skulk.

Stop following me around, I don't like ghosts and neither do I enjoy educating one. From this brief spat, I'm already rubbing off on you, ungrateful postmann-wannabe! grin


***modified***
_Stupid guest, thought you said you were going to bed? I doubt you have a paid roof over your head. Shanty dwelling Scrounger!!! Coward on![/b]
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 11:58pm On Apr 06, 2016
Chase77:
You are a cretinous cünting fückhead.

If you really think that the balderdash you conjure up there made some sense, then you my friend, are a recto-cranially inverted red-faced spider monkey.

I told you to quit this foolishness already.

With _lezz rejecting your homosexual advances, life became meaningless, you are left stranded holding your erected dick in your palms , with no anus to nibble on.

You are local a headmaster with an archaic sense of fashion, and not even half as smart as a lab mouse to pick left from right, much less save your life that is slipping away ever slowly.

Waste of humanity!!!
[b]
Put your dictionary back in its shelf, you mis-educated nuisance!!!
You make a poor combination of words. You're obviously not used to this. Your brain suffers as you have been stretched already outside your comfort zone.

You must have been bred in an impoverished neighbourhood where education is a communal contribution, with each family one representative. You got your family's ticket, not out of merit but out of savage bullying. I heard your younger ones were far more clever.

So you walk around with some high-sounding nonsense as the only proof that you went to school. grin grin

You must think NL is your community where you can bully your way around with your inferior brainpower.

This is NL. Your only ticket to respect is your wits and intelligence. Nothing is hidden. You either have it or you don't. And you know your class, even here. You're a backbencher, a fourth-grade member of this great platform.
You read my posts and profile for your mental and intellectual growth. And your rubbing off with me is your exam to see how far you've come along from the pit of the dimwits.

But I can't be your teacher. Not only that you're an ungrateful sad-face, but I fear that, that which you couldnt learn while you were alive, how can you learn when you're dead?[/b]
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op):
Chase77:
You are a pathetic fool.

Who told you I was stalking you?

Why would I wanna stalk a degenerate?

I only happened on an erring simpleton so, as a responsible citizen I had to stop by and put a filth-filled doghead back on track.

Just carrying out my civic responsibility, with all pleasure.

And stop trying to fit in as a warlord - jez! You sound idiøtic and purposeless. Atleast your contradictory sermons though tiresome were a bit better.

Village jester! Fool!!!
[b]
What has the living in common with the dead?
You're only a citizen of the Republic of the Damned
The abode of failed ghosts
Who wish desperately for another chance at life.

The depth of my posts stretch far beyond your muscle's elasticity. Stop trying to play catch up.
We were not cut out from the same stone.
You're of an ordinary birth, with no special talent. That's why you got lost in a forum like NL. Your e-life here yielded no fruits hence you re a restless, tormented ghost.
Stop abusing this public platform rubbing off with your betters. My glow cannot reflect on you no matter your stalking and exchanged banters for ghosts don't shine. Especially failed ones whose past life left nothing of significance.


Go back to hell you morbid gibbon. There's no more chance at life for you. You've exhausted your slot after repeated failures. Now you're a destitute at Google's door, begging for a fresh email account for a new ghost-suit. Haunted by your failures, you found no peace in hell.[/b]

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