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Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 8:25pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin grin grin grin You misunderstand! It isn't about the punny, but the experience surrounding the sex. The rites, the expectations, the pretence, the surrendering to the force of passion, the silent roar. The telepathy of sex, the knowing look of content. These are greater than fück itself;

That's why I never fück with dummies!
OK
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 8:11pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
I beg to differ my good man, its a nice comparison. Bliss is never to be compromised for misery and insults.
Okay, If you say so.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
joseph1832:
Ah yes, believe me those men didn't live life. Living life to the fullest means no regret. Whatever one does, no regrets.

Different shades of women and numerous luxury without a clean clear conscience often pave way for falsehood and regret.
"Whatever one does, no regret" hmmmm!!!

Well, HE, GOD made them higher than animals and gave them dominion over all the beasts of the field. It's only animals that do anything without the weight of a conscience.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:59pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Kabuto Regetta Menta!!! I tell you my good man, a night inside a woman's vagina (the right woman's vagina) is worth more than 10 years working for a man who pays you 10k per month couple with a lot of insults.
That's a pathetic comparison!! 10k for 1 month and for 10years!! aah!
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:56pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Tell that to the student that was killed in Uniport, tell that to those abandoned babies you see around lying dead.

Regret comes to those who did not live the fruitness of life to the fullest. On the death bed, when its come to go, those who have enjoyed life will always smile and greet death with a chuckle.
There are men who had known all shades of women, all taste of wine, and all choice of luxury that you could not even dream of. But when that hour approached, falsehood made way that truth may have her way. And man never dies!
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:52pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
Bwhahaha, Death comes when it may. I'm not afraid of living or dying, any which one.

Every man is a conformist. Death hovers around us, but daily we shove it into the iron resolve of our mental spitton and pretend it's never going to come.

But it is here, now, this hour. And I'll be damned if I don't depart here, blazing with the memories of püssies that gripped my shaft in a moment of frozen pleasure.
I know you can sign your life away for just one night inside a woman's vagina. Keep up the brave foolery.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:50pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
We live life while we can still breathe.
No, You dont live life. You live, walk and breathe perversion. You have a sexual restraint disorder.
grin
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:37pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Variety is the spice of life bruv. Enjoy and savor it. Life is short. Lol.
I wish life was short. But it's not. Life is long, very long for anyone to reap what he\she sows.

The irony is, regret comes to most at the hour of death, In the death bed, when one knows its time up. It has all been in vain.
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann:
bukatyne:
Meanest misogynist? So funny... you are just an online moniker; you might even be a female or transgender grin

What I understand is that if a person (male/female) divorces for any other reason apart from adultery...

Again, Adulterous marriage is as old as time; several married people have cheating spouses.
I'm more than just a moniker even on a plaform such as this where words typed are what count most. But I understand where you coming from.


Being old as time doesnt change the nature of what it is. As for whether male or female, I'll leave that for now.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:15pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
LMAO. Never forget, art is explicit and raw!.
Ok. I know you and lezzlie enjoy the same kind of liquor with the same mixture.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
Lezzlie:
Gentility isn't a virtue for the bedroom, ask her. cool

Fücking is the most crude of human conducts; the cruder the better cheesy
grin grin grin
And you think you're the most "brutal" in that department just because you chose chest-thumping savagery over civilised approach.
undecided
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 6:11pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
What's he gon' do?

My goddess can't stand the fires of my seduction? How un-goddess-like!!!!

I came to woo you, fair one!!! Something tells me you're a great kisser and I honestly wish to know if you start from the lower lip or upper.

And do your eyelids droop when you kiss?

Just flow with the convo and leave postmann out of it.

His dīck is habitually flaccid like indomie.

I'm rock hard to part you open swiftly like knife to butter!!!

You know I'm bad company for you, but your heart will still do the double with what I say to you. wink cool
As a pro, let your wooing be all about you, and not about imaginary fables of your rivals.

You don't want to tell me that the great lezzlie who is so good in grammer and diction leaves a great void in the art of civilised wooing?

Okay, strip naked and let your target see how manly you truely are. If you must be cave-like in your techniques, then pls climb to the highest mountainous jungle and join up with Tarzan, and trust me the goddess will join you if she thinks you're thrilling enough.
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 5:42pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin grin grin grin listen, you can quote her verses and write broken literature for her.

I came to quiver her breath and part her thighs with a commanding intrusion into her moist port!!!

Don't be fooled into thinking your lame love recitals fill her up!!!

She wants to be dīcked down like a true woman
You just cast down the works of a countless heroes of civilisation into the mud with your unrestrained savagery.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 2:12pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Good aftertoon sweetie smiley
Sorry, I got caught up with some stuff. I haven't even turned by back, and vulture lezzlie wants that which is mine.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
DemiGoddess:
Postmann!!


It's already happening!!!
Fair one, why let him terrorise you? A cold, glazed stare from your eyes will send him back to default mode.
Romance › Re: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
Do not scream, fair lady. I promise not to do you anything you won't enjoy cheesy
I promise you one thing, NL most renowned skirt chaser, no feet has ever threaded and no eyes has ever beholden the pit my lightening shall haul thee, should you mess with my goddess against her wish.

undecided
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 12:23pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
You left me alone! cry
Nah! You left me alone for some chasing cash grin. I left a mention since Sunday evening which you only just responded to. I was bathed in RED lastnight, by the way.
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 11:32am On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Yes of course. Man's moral law stem from tradition and religious sources.

However this may be, whoever holds the power or dictates the will/affairs of the state gets to twist these laws. Remember, its a world where majority carry the vote.

So, be it tradition, moral or even religious law, man will forever manipulate it just to suit his purpose. Whatever is given man, will be perverted by man. Its in our nature.
Okay then. By your submissions you just agreed that man's attempt at making moral laws for himself is a deviant and corruption of the original law that is without flaw. Which is religious law.

And by religious law, I mean Christian law.
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 11:17am On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Well I'm not a fan of religion, I believe man doesn't need it, or better still, man should separate religion from the affair of state.

I subscribe to Karl Marx's famous quote: "Religion is the opiate of the masses".

On the contrary, man has proven that he can indeed make laws for himself. He's proven that from the 12th century to this very day.

The same thing you see in religion is the same thing you see with laws. Man perverting and twisting both just to suit himself and himself alone.

The law is made by man, and man can twist not just the law, but God's law too (religious law). The activities of man in his bid to get what he wants, how he wants, and when he wants it, is itched in the sands of time.
But man's moral laws stemmed from religious laws most of the time. He only twists it now and again to suit his selfish purpose and create accommodation for his perversion.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 11:13am On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Yes I do
Okay. I'm all ears. Maybe you may choose another medium.
Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 10:56am On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
She's here now
By my pondering heart, you owe me an explanation!
cheesy
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 10:55am On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Yea if only bruv, but it aint like that. Its human nature to always want more, to always crave more, man's wants and needs is insatiable. A man will always lust after another woman, vis a vis. Its the reason why the world is the way it is.

FWB means friend with benefit. Kinda like being in an open relationship with a girl/boy.
Okay. I got the acronym.
That's why man needs religion! Irrespective of false preachers and overzealous pastors, religion is the only answer to man's uncontrollable and capricious moral standard. Man can not make moral laws for himself.
What you get is him making it to suit his pervertions. Like the gay stuff. There'd be no end to it. These "intellects" will soon script some marvellous, persuasive words, telling us how man is free to love animals and marry them. Then you'd find human crossbreeding with horse and chimps. There's no stopping man in his pervertions. The heart of man is an endless pit of unimaginable evil!
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 10:45am On Apr 12, 2016
Creamish:
Im not obsessive but I can be jealous and possessive to an extent. Hez my man..we are one..so Iv every right to be possessive and jealous when things like this happen. He would feel the same way if the tables were turned.

Obsession can be dark and I'm a child of God. cheesy
cheesy
There's an attempt to paint jealousy and possessiveness in their healthy degree as a negative trait.
But if you look at the lives of these instigators, they are at abhorrence with commitment in their own relationships.
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 10:23am On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Well I wouldn't know if creamish is, but what I know is women who wear the one man one woman mantra, tend to be possessive.

I've had first hand experience with this. Even the ones who are your FWB too.
Then it's a good thing. If only people can stick to one man one woman, a lot of problems in this world would not exist.

What's FWB?
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 10:09am On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
May be obsession might be the right word. grin LOL.
But _Creamish isn't obsessive.
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 10:03am On Apr 12, 2016
Creamish:
hehehehehe... u bet! grin ...very harmless.. grin
grin
But on a serious note, for me, except a woman shows a healthy degree of jealousy and possession, I'll question her love and commitment.

True love has a good degree of jealousy and possessiveness. What the foot-loose, fancy-free people think is their own side of the story.
Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann: 9:57am On Apr 12, 2016
Creamish:
The bolded is the part I dont quite get. Why d'hell will I allow d b1tch get in the car to start with? Right there and then b1tch takes a hike!! angry
Except love comes in a jealous grip of harmless possessiveness like yours, it is not love.
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Family › Re: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann:
bukatyne:
You believe in divorce/separation when a husband cheats?

That's strange.
grin grin grin

Why should that be strange?
I must be the meanest "misogynist" you know.

Well, hear it loud and clear from me: a woman can leave her husband on the grounds of cheating but if she does remarry she's in an adulterous marriage.

I know you're a christian.

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