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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 7:17pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
It doesn't. All the matters is accepting and contesting.

Its a tedious process though... And fun.
Ok. Thanks for the clarification. My nominee is already nominated.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 7:05pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
OK. huh
What else do you want me to say? By the way, does the amount of nomination one gets matter?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by postmann: 7:00pm On Apr 14, 2016
joseph1832:
I nominate demigoddess, the goddess who smeared postmann with love the dude became a mailmann. Lol.

www.nairaland.com/demigoddess

Cc: dygeasy.
OK.
FamilyRe: Women Carry Living DNA & Cells Of All Old Partners, Why You Must Stop Sex Now by postmann: 10:43am On Apr 14, 2016
Acidosis:
That's very true. Aside the biological implications, it also carries alongside, emotional and spiritual consequences.

Women hardly forget their exes (especially those they had intercourse with). That's the perspective of Okafor's theory, it is very easy to sleep with an ex than a stranger. That's the emotional aspect of sexual intercourse.

As regards the spiritual aspect, that's a story for another day.

If humans can contract HIV, TB through sex, then there is more than meets the eye.
You just took it all from my mouth. Nice point, bro.
FamilyRe: Women Carry Living DNA & Cells Of All Old Partners, Why You Must Stop Sex Now by postmann: 10:42am On Apr 14, 2016
bukatyne:
I have always known that unprotected sex/sex outside marriage/sex with multiple partners does not bode well spiritually and health-wise for men and women.

Whatever other findings science does is just an icing on the cake.
I knew you are a christian!!! grin
RomanceRe: My Married Ex Girlfriend Wont Let Me Rest...Cries Married Guy. by postmann: 5:49pm On Apr 13, 2016
marvelck:
COPIED:

I am not a relationship counselor oooo, but a Facebook friend of mine sent this to me and said I should put it on Nairaland and ask you guys what he should do.
So here it is.
"There is this lady, we dated back then in school, I think we loved each other very well. We dated for long but no sex nor kisses.. We only hug once. Something happened she got married, she invited me to all her wine carrying and Always kept me specially in her father's sitting room n attended to me personally. On her wedding day she also invited me but I declined and decided to cut off with her. She did too and we moved on after that she called n called and I didn't pick her calls for years . So recently, I did my white wedding and decided to invite her.
She came and I was surprised. I saw she looked good and gave me nice gift. But after that day she started calling me three days and I told her let's meet since I was still around town. We agreed on venue and she showed up. We talked and talked about past and family. She has three children now and finished giving birth according to her. In short, we did something nasty things that day like serious touching although no sex. Since then that day she calls and has refused to stop calling me when I refused to return her calls too. Asking to see me again and to visit me since my wife is not with me presently. She also Quarreled me cuz I didn't call her. Honestly i am confused.. Don't know what to do ooo"


Isn't romanceland a funny place. You read stuff not worthy of the paper the _Aboki wrapped my suya in.
FamilyRe: Beauty Attracts Men, But Attitude Attaches Them (episode 1) by postmann: 5:02pm On Apr 13, 2016
@OP,
You're right but, a lot of people especially men still marry women with their beauty as the major factor. And that's why many marriages and relationships pack up when someone more beautiful comes along the way. Or when the beauty seem to lose some of its glow.

Some men most times weigh in the balance : how beautiful she is to how really bad her character is. They may ignore some major, minor or even serious character flaws of a woman depending on the prospect of the man, and the beauty of the woman.
Some men who believe a particular beautiful woman is the best he can ever get, may put up with so many of her character flaws. I've seen men forgiving a cheating partner for no other reason than he feels she's too beautiful to let go. Or that he can never get another woman as beautiful as she.

Men do stupid things not for love, but for lust.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 12:44am On Apr 13, 2016
@joseph1832
Goodnight bro. It's bed time for me.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 12:42am On Apr 13, 2016
joseph1832:
You make a decision and you don't look back!. Whatever it is, don't look back.


One can have an unclean conscience when one start listening to voices telling him/her that the deeds done by them is wrong.

Such a thing is very common with the christian faith of today. grin
grin
Let's let it slide!
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 12:25am On Apr 13, 2016
joseph1832:
Really? Fill me in please.
But isn't it obvious?

If;
. "Living life to the fullest means no regret. Whatever one does, no regrets."


"Different shades of women and numerous luxury without a clean clear conscience often pave way for falsehood and regret."

Living life to the fullest means no regret, whatever one does, no regrets, how else can one has an unclean conscience?
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
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RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 12:11am On Apr 13, 2016
joseph1832:
Funny you didn't see the reddened ^^^^
I did, bro. They contradicted each other seriously.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
KINGinVALHALA3:
Hehehehehe, you might be surprise, but definitely not me. I was expecting such from the knights and they just proved with the registering of this moniker and subsequently displaying their stupidity all over nairaland that I have succeeded in infiltrating their lives.

If you all thinks opening a kinginwahala moniker is gonna get me, I would advice you all go back to your sleeps.

cc synzu , lez , thesonofman , postman , knightx

Mr whatever you call yourself, never quote me again. I've watched you these past days and I realised I made one huge mistake quoting you the very first time. Exchanging letters with you was a stain on my robes that I'm yet to wipe off. It constitutes a threat to my online legacy.

Please it should never go out in public ever again that _postmann exchanged jabs with you. I hold my reputation and dignity in the highest of regards.

Let's pretend we never crossed paths.

And please delete as soon as read.

Thanks.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 9:42pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Its one thing for one to think he is superior to animals, and its another for one to believe and act like his superior to animals.

I rest my case bruv.
joseph1832:
Ah yes, believe me those men didn't live life. Living life to the fullest means no regret. Whatever one does, no regrets.
Different shades of women and numerous luxury without a clean clear conscience often pave way for falsehood and regret.
It makes complete sense when you marry your both submissions and give the bolded a longer thought.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 9:12pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
You speak as if every mortal man conform to the doctrines of the christian God.

But never forget, we too are animals.
Even the bush men from southern Africa who live among wild beasts know they are superior to animals. So, look beyong GOD in this regard.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 8:25pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin grin grin grin You misunderstand! It isn't about the punny, but the experience surrounding the sex. The rites, the expectations, the pretence, the surrendering to the force of passion, the silent roar. The telepathy of sex, the knowing look of content. These are greater than fück itself;

That's why I never fück with dummies!
OK
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 8:11pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
I beg to differ my good man, its a nice comparison. Bliss is never to be compromised for misery and insults.
Okay, If you say so.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
joseph1832:
Ah yes, believe me those men didn't live life. Living life to the fullest means no regret. Whatever one does, no regrets.

Different shades of women and numerous luxury without a clean clear conscience often pave way for falsehood and regret.
"Whatever one does, no regret" hmmmm!!!

Well, HE, GOD made them higher than animals and gave them dominion over all the beasts of the field. It's only animals that do anything without the weight of a conscience.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:59pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Kabuto Regetta Menta!!! I tell you my good man, a night inside a woman's vagina (the right woman's vagina) is worth more than 10 years working for a man who pays you 10k per month couple with a lot of insults.
That's a pathetic comparison!! 10k for 1 month and for 10years!! aah!
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:56pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Tell that to the student that was killed in Uniport, tell that to those abandoned babies you see around lying dead.

Regret comes to those who did not live the fruitness of life to the fullest. On the death bed, when its come to go, those who have enjoyed life will always smile and greet death with a chuckle.
There are men who had known all shades of women, all taste of wine, and all choice of luxury that you could not even dream of. But when that hour approached, falsehood made way that truth may have her way. And man never dies!
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:52pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
Bwhahaha, Death comes when it may. I'm not afraid of living or dying, any which one.

Every man is a conformist. Death hovers around us, but daily we shove it into the iron resolve of our mental spitton and pretend it's never going to come.

But it is here, now, this hour. And I'll be damned if I don't depart here, blazing with the memories of püssies that gripped my shaft in a moment of frozen pleasure.
I know you can sign your life away for just one night inside a woman's vagina. Keep up the brave foolery.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:50pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
We live life while we can still breathe.
No, You dont live life. You live, walk and breathe perversion. You have a sexual restraint disorder.
grin
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:37pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
Variety is the spice of life bruv. Enjoy and savor it. Life is short. Lol.
I wish life was short. But it's not. Life is long, very long for anyone to reap what he\she sows.

The irony is, regret comes to most at the hour of death, In the death bed, when one knows its time up. It has all been in vain.
FamilyRe: Your husband cheats. Now what? by postmann:
bukatyne:
Meanest misogynist? So funny... you are just an online moniker; you might even be a female or transgender grin

What I understand is that if a person (male/female) divorces for any other reason apart from adultery...

Again, Adulterous marriage is as old as time; several married people have cheating spouses.
I'm more than just a moniker even on a plaform such as this where words typed are what count most. But I understand where you coming from.


Being old as time doesnt change the nature of what it is. As for whether male or female, I'll leave that for now.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 7:15pm On Apr 12, 2016
joseph1832:
LMAO. Never forget, art is explicit and raw!.
Ok. I know you and lezzlie enjoy the same kind of liquor with the same mixture.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
Lezzlie:
Gentility isn't a virtue for the bedroom, ask her. cool

Fücking is the most crude of human conducts; the cruder the better cheesy
grin grin grin
And you think you're the most "brutal" in that department just because you chose chest-thumping savagery over civilised approach.
undecided
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 6:11pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
What's he gon' do?

My goddess can't stand the fires of my seduction? How un-goddess-like!!!!

I came to woo you, fair one!!! Something tells me you're a great kisser and I honestly wish to know if you start from the lower lip or upper.

And do your eyelids droop when you kiss?

Just flow with the convo and leave postmann out of it.

His dīck is habitually flaccid like indomie.

I'm rock hard to part you open swiftly like knife to butter!!!

You know I'm bad company for you, but your heart will still do the double with what I say to you. wink cool
As a pro, let your wooing be all about you, and not about imaginary fables of your rivals.

You don't want to tell me that the great lezzlie who is so good in grammer and diction leaves a great void in the art of civilised wooing?

Okay, strip naked and let your target see how manly you truely are. If you must be cave-like in your techniques, then pls climb to the highest mountainous jungle and join up with Tarzan, and trust me the goddess will join you if she thinks you're thrilling enough.
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 5:42pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
grin grin grin grin listen, you can quote her verses and write broken literature for her.

I came to quiver her breath and part her thighs with a commanding intrusion into her moist port!!!

Don't be fooled into thinking your lame love recitals fill her up!!!

She wants to be dīcked down like a true woman
You just cast down the works of a countless heroes of civilisation into the mud with your unrestrained savagery.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 2:12pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
Good aftertoon sweetie smiley
Sorry, I got caught up with some stuff. I haven't even turned by back, and vulture lezzlie wants that which is mine.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann:
DemiGoddess:
Postmann!!


It's already happening!!!
Fair one, why let him terrorise you? A cold, glazed stare from your eyes will send him back to default mode.
RomanceRe: Important Info For All Romancelanders (must Read ) by postmann: 2:04pm On Apr 12, 2016
Lezzlie:
Do not scream, fair lady. I promise not to do you anything you won't enjoy cheesy
I promise you one thing, NL most renowned skirt chaser, no feet has ever threaded and no eyes has ever beholden the pit my lightening shall haul thee, should you mess with my goddess against her wish.

undecided
RomanceRe: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by postmann(op): 12:23pm On Apr 12, 2016
DemiGoddess:
You left me alone! cry
Nah! You left me alone for some chasing cash grin. I left a mention since Sunday evening which you only just responded to. I was bathed in RED lastnight, by the way.

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