₦airaland Forum

talented321:
Even how them take bury the guy is illegal, his spirit will not be happy when they bury an average well to do man like thief..
Even that him father sef hand suppose touch m...

I feel say hin family hand no clean. He was facing heat outside. He's family self no send am.

Person dey tell me say dem threaten hin papa. Person kill your son (that's if it's true that he died as a result of the problems or poison), u dey tell me say hin threaten u? And another dead body never go meet God? U must be the worst coward or a useless fool.

Roboto11:
The average Nigerian doesn't know what's important.

A drug user that likely died from drug abuse is who people are protesting over.

Don't come crying when you suffer injustice and nobody look your way o.

SmartPolician:
Just make sure you don't destroy public infrastructure. The police and the authorities are already involved. I don't understand the essence of this protest.

And 164 idiots like yourself liked this?

WriterNig:
Flying coffin. This is like the 11th F-35 crash this year (excluding helicopter crashes). World number 1 army indeed.

Like for 🇷🇺 Russia Su-35, share for 🇺🇸 U.S F-35

Stopping capping rubbish.

BOSSkesh:
We need to encourage mr governor because it’s not easy
I’ve been hearing good things about the roads he’s building
Keep it up

Una don start with una mediocrity. Person wey never proof himself una don dey start hype.

If you are doing the right thing, Nigeria is not for you

NEROSKY:
U never serious. When I see person wey serious I go tell am the battery percentage.

Ok.

NEROSKY:
For 11 pro max 256gb??

Baba your price is too high. What's the battery health?

TemplarLandry:
Greedy folks will never be contented with their gadgets, look deep, you'll discover it's the same device but in a new body.

And companies like Samsung & Apple exploit your addiction to level up by rolling out new models every year.

I am not using iPhone. But it's so not the same. Do you know the tech that goes into 3 nanameter silicon?

TemplarLandry:
Now you see what we've been saying? There are saboteurs in virtually all Government agencies.
They sabotage Government's efforts because of the peanut backdoor monies they realize.

Shoutout Hon. Tunji-Ojo. In fact, heads must roll in NIS and NIMC, Nigerians go through hell at their hands.

They have a demonic wording for their malpractice, they call it “fast-tracking”.

Who told you it's peanut? Those guys make billions.

When I went to get passport, I got it that same day. Because I didn't pass though official channel.

Any story NIS tells u, it's a lie. No paper is a lie. If you go through backdoor, you will get your passport within 10hrs.

The link goes way way way way up. Even this one wey dey do gragra go soon join dem. Hin just won establish hin authority first and haveva clear percentage unchallenged.

horlarofficial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmjmGA9CvG0?si=0QykJ7ajtVd-8mQO

Where's the lean lion?

WriterNig:
It carries 12 warheads. Each warhead can wipe out an area the size of Texas.

52 States in the US. Do the math.

Cc Nlfpmod Lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun

Weldone Nairaland nuclear scientist.

Let's congratulate you for been the FIRST todiscovery SATAN 2.

Even the mumu Putin wey put am on "alert" self know say na headline hin dey find.

ManirBK:
You're indeed undermining African sovereignty with your statement Mr Enslaver

Is there anything like African sovereignty?

Onefornaija24:
My primary school mate just got convicted in the USA for 36 months.

It had to do with money laundering, aza man issues about 200k USD.

He has a green card but not a citizen.

He has been in the USA since 2017.

He has 2 kids he gave birth to there with naija wife.


He impregnated an akata, akata oyibo woman gave birth while he was in prison because he was already in detention till the court conviction last week.


WILL HE BE DEPORTED after serving his jail terms?

Your frd dey do aza man after having a green card?

beekind:
I am in my mid 30s, very comfortable and a dual citizen of Nigeria and a first world country.
I decided to relocate back to Nigeria because of starting a family and having my own children.
Since arriving the country and based on my experiences so far, my plans have changed.

I decided to first focus on having children as I found out that the Nigerian society has become almost worse than the west in terms of sexual debauchery.
People have sex for indomine, girls commit abortion without remorse, the worst thing is that no one here uses protection and by the time your average Nigerian girl reaches 30 years old, she has aborted 4 times, slept with almost 100 men and contacted several stds in the process.

What this means is that disciplined men like me are left with these category of girls, worst still is that they come very entitled and empty and can even ruin you with their lifestyle as they are usually impossible to reform.

Solution:
I had to go back to the drawing board and re-evaluated my plan, I have an ex-girlfriend (29 years old) whom I am very close with. She fits the bill in terms of who I want as a life partner but she is a single mother.
So I gave her a choice.

Have 2 children for me, those 2 children will automatically become dual citizens and I might consider marrying you and adopting your child but even if I don't marry you, your 2 children that you have by me will be taken care of and being dual citizens of a developed country they can turn to a blessing for you and your whole family in future.

Now, let me explain, I still love this lady and my decision was premised on how uncertain I am of what my choice will be in the future as such I wanted to be very open from the beginning, but even at this point, I can not guarantee I will marry her but I could depending on what happens in future.

She's going to give me a feedback later and I am quite positive she will take the offer.

If it were you faced with this option, what would you do ?

I think you did the right thing. But this is just and oral discussion. "You go explain tire for court ".

And apart from the promise of "your children" having dual citizen, ensure she has good life.

I am personally weary of single mothers. But the useless girl wey full street now worse

taylor88:
Good one

Infact kill all gays at sight

Bcuz I don’t know how you’ll leave very big soft nyash and breast say na another man anus be your problem

Imagine me getting erection at the sight of Adams oshiomole

If you’re a gay reading this may Amadioha strike you

Bastards

We’ve a million problems already in Nigeria

And someone’s prayers point is his fellow mans anus

Na una wey Tinubu suppose send go Niger to go fight

Advocating killing them barbaric. And very backward thinking. Let them go and eat their wayery beans in kirikiri in peace until they purge themselves 9f the madness

I served in Shendam. I really wish I am financially capable to rebuild that bridge. Very lovely people. My stay there was a blessing.

I could remember then that only Lalong's family house has light in his village. Nigerian leaders are demons.

Mynd44:
Anybody who expected Ukraine to win this without direct involvement of the US and other NATO countries was just being sentimental.

Russia is a much more potent enemy.

That is the danger of living around a great power and not prepare ahead.

The reality is that the army on the offensive will lose approximately twice than the one on the defense. This was true for Russia in the early months of the war. Now valid for Ukraine on the offense.

Ukraine needs serious air power.

But I don't expect this war to end anytime soon.

taylor88:
Customs reject 50million naira ($54k) bribe keh

Abi who wan pay the bribe hold camera

They felt it's wasn't enough. Considering the goods worths over 500m.

Holluwhakemmy:
Congratulations to Bola Ahmed Tinubu on this. I'm really happy for our president
God Bless Us All.

This is actually an insult to Nigeria. But again, we no get anything. Just population.

Suddenly, been the only country invited by US is a cause for celebration.

Kingosytex:
If not for corruption which has eaten deep into the veins of Nigeria, Nigeria has more than what it takes to be the giant of the black race.

Abeg I am tired of this story for over 30 years of my life.

Make Nigeria, its stvpd leaders and its gullible citizens get out.

Praxis758:
But you were quiet about this under buhari and supported him when he kept blaming PDP for our woes.

It’s time for you to start blaming buhari, else, you’ll be an hypocrite!

If you were the one, would you have blamed Buhari knowing that you were eyeing he's seat?

jmoore:
Do they stay in the camp for all the days of their NYSC service?

After camping for few weeks, the reality will hit them.

If dem post them to Maiduguri metropolis, it's ok. Anything outside this, I am sorry.

GanagiBitrus:
That's over ₦25b every day.

Nigeria is so blessed. We're not supposed to be suffering in this country.

Smiling. So blessed with criminals.

WriterNig:
RIP to a fearless leader. The world just lost a great man. 😭 🙏🏻

The first man to defeat a NATO armed professional army with a private military group. You'll be greatly missed. 🕯

Yevgeny Prigozhin 💔
(1961 - 2023).

Fearless chicken. Hin no read the 48 Laws of power.

MrUgo4christ111:
It is with joy in my heart and a gladdened spirit,I wish to inform esteemed family section members that I am now a father of a bouncing boy given birth to buy my wife in the early hours of this morning

We had tried for so long to have a baby,there were doubts creeping in from friends and family alike but our faith in God never wavered.It wasn't easy.My wife was having birth complications as the doctor said her pelvic region wasn't opening up enough to birth a child and that the baby was rightly positioned.Fear gripped me but I had to be a man and offer encouragement to my wife because she was already asking me if she dies while giving birth,will I marry another wife? Those complications took a lot of strength from her and finance from me and she spent some days in the hospital before she finally gave birth in the wee hours of this morning to the glory of God.Mother and baby in good health.

Thank you lord for your mercies.

Congratulations. May your joy be permanent in Jesus name.

Dshocker:
The federal ministry of information & culture ought to have compelled the NBC to put a ban on this immoral show of shame

It's not aired on TTV.

talented321:
Oga security man' allow the oloshos to breath''

Head dey pain you. How is that dressing olosho dressing?

If una get konjo problem make una talk.

That security officer is a goner sha.

Physical altercation in UNIBEN is expulsion. Especially when she didn't slap him back.

EconomistXplain:
all graduate ladies marry above 30

The danger of generalisation.