₦airaland Forum

zudozz:

Just becos u no sabi nack no mean say nack na big deal..


And others no sabi knack...


Men dey fvk wella!

Were you responding to my comment or to your nigga in d room? Cos your reply doesn't follow what I commented.

UncommonLogic:
Who is more desperate than that albino hunchback delusional reta@ded terrorist monkey, the runaway IPIG warlord wannabe fake Jew, also know as Namdiot Coward Cownu?

If not that yoy are stupid, you assume anybody that is against the brown teeth idiot is Igbo. Mumu!

nijaomegacode:
I was talking with a student this .morning and I could notice she was staring at my zip area. I was actually serious and advising her to read hard and pass her waec but her attention was on my Di.ck.
I became uncomfortable looked at the area her eyes was. I thought my zip was open but I was wearing a native dress; no zip. She would look at my face then my D then my face again. She repeated this 4 time. At a point she settled for the D area for 3 secs or so before our discussion ended and I had to let her return to her class. The girl is only 16.
What could cause this please?

Y don't u assume dt she was touched by your words and had difficulty in looking at u eyeballs to eyeballs?

No go dey imagine things with a minor make ur case no be like Baba Ijesha. Here no be aboki land.

Lovecars501:
E shock u abi

E shock me too

Only about 1 or 2% has tge capacity to break out of the loop. The law is very potent.


No be for mount and pour sha o.

Trouble dey sleep yanga won go wake am. Ok.

Docile Republic of Nigeria.

Curious345:
Biafra like oduduwa are an integral part of our dear nation.
But we must all pursue unrestricted automy via restructuring, anything outside that is completely and absolutely rabbitshit

Nigga it's ur nation not our nation. Any Yoruba or Yoruboid that sees himself as a Nigerian is brain dead. What's Nigeria? A name giving to a people by a woman having orgasm?

Nigeria na joke o. Imagine 100m in the hands of terrorists!

This Gumi abi na Gunner self.

Lolzzz. State of emergency na initial gragra. Especially for a country that is struggling to pay salary, borrowing to finance budget, and finally for unserious country, whose unseriousness has no end in sight.


Don't forget dt SoE was declared against bokoharam in 2009.

Country has become so bad now that it's better to report something on thd internet than to tell police.

If there has been internet, perhaps we would have apprehend the killers of Bola Ige and Funsho Williams.


If u carry am go meet police, 30 years u no go get result

Everybody should be wary of anybody that is desperate for power. Naso Buhari do become calamity

This Nigeria is so useless.

Imagine this ugly being.

This is no so wise thing to do. They hv broken tge law, prosecute them ad throw them in jail.

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God Bless you Op
God Bless Lagos State
God Yorubaland
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Penielly:
Good day everyone, please am confused on which decision to take,am age 33 and got a federal job of 111k per month,am afraid that this money can't be enough if I start having family,so am thinking of looking for a greener pasture in Dubai which my friend over there ask me to come and look for work,that we can save and move to another country,am just confused now now what decision to take, please help..

I will advise to go to Cote d'voire over Dubai.

Osinachi00:
I'm 22 right now, and I don't even have any skill at all, please now I want to go into something I want to learn something please what skill do you think will be ok for me to learn please, I live in Abuja and I can't stay empty handed as time is no longer on my side and I don't really care about schooling anymore I have seen many young men in my area graduated with a very good certificate from school for over 5 years they stay at home without a job the ones who got job got job in a some hotels in Abuja earning less than 50K or 40k after graduating for over 5 years, all this things I put into consideration and it's making me give up on schooling as they say destinies are not the same but over 6 jobless graduates in my area is making me scared, I will still go to school but for now I need to learn something. I'm thinking of learning fish and chicken feeds production.

I know one young man there or under this thread will soon ask me to do yahoo well I have done it before and it does not pay very well and even if it pays very well that's not what I want to feed or train my future family with when I'm due to be a family man. so everybody should chook mouth here and let's come up with something nice.

1. learn how to erect masts and other telecommunication technologies (don't ask me how).
2. Learn crude oil pipeline technology and repair.
3. Go to school of oceanography and learn about what it takes to become a ship or a trawler captain.
4. Learn networking (ICT) or blockchain technology.
5. If you hv money, go to Europe or America and learn how tp design and produce sneakers.
6. Go to Yomi casual or other elite fashion designers and learn how to desigbn and produce polo and other casual wears.
7. Learn video editing, animation or music production.
8. Learn snail or pig farming.

Don't ask me questions about these things. I no get energy. Internet os ur friend.

Op avoid flogging students. You command more respect by being able to convince people without forcing them. And there 8s a psychological feeling that the receiver has that makes him/her feels the decision came from her.

I taught for a while. I didn't hv weird experience.

NwaNimo1:
New private jet loading....

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How did u that shit though?

iaamxavier:
This what happens when a lady gets closer to menopause, they automatically become closer to God

The future is Female

By their WhatsApp status u shall know them. Lolzzzzz.

Princewell2012:
Yea that's exactly why I want to be cleared adequately. But God supported his children in the old testament to Fight against their enemies.

2. Is it not foolishness on my own part to allow my enemy to kill me when I have the capability at my own disposal to prevent it?

You must understand the situation. When Jesus forbade Peter from attacking the soldiers,

1. One it would have amount to an act of terrorism. As their job was to come and arrest and were lawfully approved by the state. Besides, the soldier did not attack Jesus and his disciples. Peter attacked first.

2. It would have prevented Jesus' death and probably changed the cause of Christianity to a religion that was achieved by war and death as some religions are today. Which was Whst he had rebuked Peter about earlier.

3. The time prophesied for the Messiah to die wss at hand. And according to Isaiah, "he did not figt back".

On several occasions before then mobs have tried to kill him. He did not allowed himself to be killed. Yes, he did not use earthly weapon but he did not allowed himself to be killed.

It is better that an assailant dies than for a righteous man to die. The Bible say God redeems the death of a good man by another. The Catholic of old had standing arm of the cross.

JudgeKronos:
Some Kwara indigenes in Lagos will be on Nairaland calling ESN terrorists,
Your brothers are doing ESN work back home …

Any Yoruba dt calls ESN or IPoB criminals should have his or her brain checked.

Smiling. If only you knew the thoughts going through my mind.

I read sometimes back that US has 5 billion megawatts of power. That 15MW per capita. China has 4 billion MW. That's 3MW per capita.

Nigeria has 4,000MW for 206m people. That's 0.000019MW per capita. 4,000MW powers some airports across the world. Now imagine living in Japan where some airports use 4,000MW and someone is telling you that there is country, very hardworking, intelligent people. But all the 200m+ people are sharing what one airport here is sharing?

Have you seen the living conditions of our armed forces? They buy their own uniforms. I spit on Nigeria.

I received a call yesterday. After the call, I paused and said, "God is that you? ". Praying for what has begun to be complete.

I blv a man's situation can change drastically. But you got to keep knocking that door.

If only my geography teacher had shown us just 1 minute video of molten magma in action that year, it would have saved us3 months of headache.

That man confused us that year. I remembered I asked him the difference between sea and ocean, he spent over 10 minutes to explain, what I now know as nonsense. Many things dey wrong with this useless country o.

Any country that thinks globally must recruit international personnel into her armed forces.


The SEAL that came to rescue an American from bandits are of Nigerian origin. It's is easier to blend in. Good for stealth.


Nigeria go send Yoruba man as SSS to Borno to go and do underground work with Bokoharam. Lol.

I would hsave been surprised if it was Nigeria forces that killed him. I know we don't have such capacity.

1. Benue pple needs to take fight to herders. Two weeks of consistent onslaught, see them coming on aur to cry uncle.

2. Those people in middle Belt, ajd the south keeping mom over the killings Benue, I see y'all as wicked people. The same thinb happened when Fulanis were killing Berom people, other ethnic minorities in Plateau kept quiet.

There are two people who bring evil to this world : the doers and the onlookers.

What's this!!! Imagine presidency saying pple are slaughterd in Benue because they are rejecting Fulanis. Yet hell has not break lose. Are we all mad? The question I keep asking myself is that can a Yoruba, Igbo etc go to Kastina or Gombe and be slaughtering indigenes? Why are we so docile in the south?

farem:
How many graduates of nowadays can attempt these papers successfully?

What are you talking about? Graduate?

Sleemzy1501:
U wicked oo

Nl vex bros. How much last?

opetobi:
Good morning
Still available

200k.