₦airaland Forum

mrbenjame:
Hmmmm. Dating one of my old friends? Ugh! What if I know little about their present character?

helinues:
Though they may be over stretched against their fight with Boko haram and Herdsmen but not rag tag ESN

LordLugard1:
Below is the kite being flown by the Federal Government on Restructuring

Nigerian Economic Restructuring Bill 2021

[1] Nigeria will be made up of 42 states, with seven per each of her constituent geo-political zone. These shall be:

South-south
[1] Bayelsa State - Yenagoa
[2] Western Ijaw State - Patani
[3] Rivers State - Port Harcourt
[4] Cross River State - Calabar
[5] Akwa Ibom State - Uyo
[6] Edo State - Benin
[7] Delta State - Warri

Northeast
[1] Mambilla State - Gashaka
[2] Taraba State - Jalingo
[3] Adamawa State - Yola
[4] Borno State - Maiduguri
[5] Yobe State - Damaturu
[6] Bauchi State - Bauchi
[7] Gombe State - Gombe

Southeast
[1] Anioma State - Asaba
[2] Orashi State - Omoku
[3] Anambra State - Awka
[4] Imo State - Owerri
[5] Enugu State - Enugu
[6] Abia State - Umuahia
[7] Ebonyi State - Abakaliki

North-Central
[1] Abuja State - Abuja
[2] Gurara State - Kafanchan
[3] Benue State - Makurdi
[4] Plateau State - Jos
[5] Nasarawa State - Lafia
[6] Kogi State - Lokoja
[7] Niger State - Minna

Southwest
[1] Kwara State - Ilorin
[2] Oyo State - Ibadan
[3] Ogun State - Abeokuta
[4] Lagos State - Ikeja
[5] Ondo - Akure
[6] Ekiti - Ado-Ekiti
[7] Osun - Oshogbo

Northwest
[1] Sokoto State - Sokoto
[2] Kebbi State - Birnin Kebbi
[3] Kaduna State - Kaduna
[4] Katsina State - Katsina
[5] Kano State - Kano
[6] Jigawa State - Dutse
[7] Zamfara State - Gusua

[2] Each state will be responsible for creating and funding its local governments as it deems fit. Local governments will be funded internally by the charging of a local tax, which will be augmented by a state grant representing no more than 10% of TV
[3] Over a 35 year period, we gradually migrate back to the 1957/58 revenue sharing formula agreed by our founding fathers at the Lancaster House Conferences in London under which the federating units will control all the resources within their domains and remit 50% to the centre

[4] Our federating units will keep 50% of all the revenue that they generate, put a further 20% into a central pot called the Excess Federation Account to which everyone can have access as the need arises, 10% will go into a geo-political zone account and the remaining 20% will go to into the Federation Account used to run the federal government

[5] With regards to all other resources, we shall move towards this immediately but in the case of oil and gas, the move will have to be gradual due to how dependent we have become on these two resources. A gradual migration shall take place over the next 35 years in this manner: 2000 - 13%, 2021 - 18%, 2023 - 20%, 2025 - 25%, 2030 - 30%, 2035 - 35%, 2040 - 40%, 2045 - 45%, 2050 - 50%

[6] Every one of our 42 states will be set a target of generating at least $2bn in export revenue. Any state government that attracts inward investment to the tune of $1bn, will get a corresponding grant from the federal government

[7] Any state that fails to generate as much revenue as it spends for two consecutive years as from 2020, will be subject to an immediate declaration of a state of emergency. It shall be administered centrally by the federal government until its books are balanced

[8] Every state must seek to generate at least 30% of its internal revenue from manufacturing and services, with a migration away from primary products to value added production

[9] Every state is free to create more local governments provided they meet the necessary criteria which includes holding a referendum and the fact that the local government area is self-sustaining. To be recognised as a local government area, basic facilities that must exist within the domain include 20 primary schools, five secondary schools, a local government headquarters, at least one vocational training college and at least one public health centre

[10] All local and state governments will as a matter of course award supply contracts to companies that manufacture products within Nigeria. Only as a last resort will companies that manufacture products abroad be granted government contracts.

fitzmayowa:
I hope they are not leaving to join bandits as it seems the government is still pampering bandits and are paying them in millions.....

dawnomike:
I wonder why humans can't just agree to live in peace...

Beosten:
I got this report tonight from someone living in that area today. He said unknown gunmen attacked the Fulanis and killed some of them.

Note that I'm not a northerner o. This might be that some people want to cause troubles for the Yoruba in that area in form of reprisals.

greencard:
Abeg what does one stand to gain in being a citizen of Nigeria?

Either

1-from the government
2- from the international community
3-from one's self

mrbenjame:
Hi pals. What’s your opinion on this subject matter?
I actually intend traveling out pretty soon ( less than 3 months from now ) but I was adviced to have a woman down before Moving out. So that when I get there I’d just come back to marry her and take her with me. But right now I have no serious relationship. Though I have a lot of female friends but I’m not into any of them. So I told my parents that I would want to start one as soon as I get there. Probably a decent Nigerian girl over there. But theyre afraid I’d get tangled to a white girl. They also complained that it can only take the grace of God to find a decent Nigerian girl abroad because of the feminist society I’m about to immigrate to. I’m not racist but I don’t really have flare for white ladies that much. Now my question is.......

Is 3 months enough to find a woman to start a relationship with or should I just forget about the whole thing and just travel in peace.

Please do not bash me o. Lols. I take God beg una. I’m just confused. I tell you. You don’t wanna be in my shoes right now.

Mathiasa:
Back then in school, my 3rd year, I meet this babe and we started dating. She was doing per- time then and only have lectures Friday - Sunday.
This babe had my time and she nearly finished me with sex, my landlord had to advice me to stop dating her, I thought I was enjoying not until I saw my gp. I had to break up with her by telling her am now a born again. My people see me see Bible anytime she comes. Na wetin I take pursue her be that.

OluchiDelly:
Ur mumu never do. So northern muslims and Boko haram are the same?

Lanrelagboi:
SANWO-OLU LAUNCHES $20 MILLION ‘LAGOS CARES’ PROGRAMME FOR YOUTHS, WOMEN


https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1384926373756686337?s=19[/quote]How do we register for this?

NigeriaIsDoomed:
They want to break away and allow you the freedom to turn your Arewa into Afghanistan. I think you should be encouraging them.

Oyerinde16:
The panel asked me, If you get a better job, next month, will you leave, I told them if shell or CBN calls me I will not resign before leaving... They never got back to me

Sirjendon:
Next time forged a certificate for them, that omit one of ur name or use one name like that.

2, U should have scan ur certificate and print it out in coloured form, it will look like original, u will laminate it, and give them then u keep the original. For ur self.

No problem in this world that don't have solution.

Only for deep thinker

supportnija:
ENDSARS protesters should be held accountable

dafman10:
Is it proper to tell your friend that his wife is seriously having an affair with your boss?

Pls my dear NLders i need candid opinion(s) cos am in a serious dilemma

lagusboyyy:
That man tried though, because its even dangerous for his safety, the way the guy was charging at him, assuming the guy was armed, it can cost him his life.

The best form of defense is to attack, he ought to have at least keep the attacker at bay.

For the policeman, he shouldn't try that calm disposition in the US, in less than 5 secs, he might be killed.

And for the attacker, he shouldn't even dare that stunt in the US also, in less than 2 secs, he would have been pumped out, with at least 10 bullets (yes, US police are so good in spraying bullets)

All in all, kudos to the policeman, he really tried in keeping his cool.

deeptechcool:
E Don be for the.driver. He would be treated like Shekau.

pman06:
Let's talk, chat me up on WhatsApp. I think my django skills should help some.

NoSentiment:
Dr you don't have to respond to this well oiled attacks by vested interests bent on profiting at the expense of Nigeria.

The Mobile telecommunications companies that sponsor these campaigns of columny against you can continue to waste their money for all they care.

The gullible people who believe their lies can also bark all they want for as long as they fancy at the moon. Nothing bad shall come your way.

You have the mandate of the president to do this job, Sir. And you have the backing of all responsible Nigerians who have heads for independent thinking.

Carry go sir, the Lagos/Ibadan press is hungry and angry as social media have rendered them useless. They are ready to sell their services to wicked people to assassinate the character of innocent men and women like you who work tirelessly to sanitize our insane system.

The tag of terrorist that they label at you is alredy gone stale. Let them try sth else as you still remain the minister of communication whether they like it or not. And the NIN-SIM project must be successfully seen through.

Those who dislike you can go and hang themselves for all they care.

You are not the first cleric to hold a political position. The VC is a Pastor in a church whose GO has made comments worse than those they attribute to you.

For those who want quote me, make sure you have your parent's DNA certificate at hand to confirm you are legitimately born of married couples. I am fed up engaging with bast+rds here on this platform.

DUNKA:
Vanity upon vanity. All is vanity. Too bad

Bigwig02:
Please help me make a Choice on this....

I am finding it difficult to make selection from this two option which happen to come immediately after some years of Job hunting, Just got two Offer from two different Consulting Firm(Contract)
Firstly is a Deposit Money Bank as an Teller,
Second is in a FMCG Company as an Warehouse Assistant. (night and Shifting work attach).

Both are Contract Job and also Same Salary Structure... Same State.... Considering my age early 30's which will be best option for career growth..
Thanks Candid Advice need urgently... Yet to do medical.