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I am ashamed of this country. The irony of it is that the judiciary is as useless as the letter "p" in psychology. The judiciary does not understand that its an arm of govt the same way the executive is.


What will it take to hold the director of DSS in contempt of the court? are we in kangaroo republic?


When Buhari leaves power, I there a law to jail DSS director for disobeying the law he was employed to uphold?

Chukkkz:
This post also comes to mind. Could it be that the corporation put a tag as to when the recruitment should end. Wondering

It seems the poster relayed what s/he heard. There are some grey areas.

1. It means the originals are not really required (perhaps, only required for sight seeing). sending a scanned copy of the original would suffice.

2. Either APL would drop on or before that date or everything about the recruitment will stop on that date (except the release of APL)

3. The HR must have known more that 80% of other HRs or other HRs are hoarding information or the nigga is just guessing.


Anyways, one applicant that I met in the towers said a corper (who serves in NNPC) told him (based on what the corper observed. of course he can't have access to sensitive information. on the flip side, he could have access to sensitive information, giving the length of legs required to serve in NNPC) that it might be up to January or February before anything concrete could happen on APL (the corper was not authoritative about his stance though).

Hello able farmers! I need some help. My boss gave me a task to find out the list of big crop farms inSouth West (including Kwara and Kogi). pls if you know any, help out.

I need name, capacity (from 50 hectares and above), location or address and probably contact.

in practice big curves are not sexy in EVERY respect. I hate moving people during sex that will be acting like Killimajaro on bed. The adipocytes makes it difficult to get access easily.



Honestly, extremely thick girls don't what the stress.

The best way *not to give a fvck" is not to give a fvck. Don't waste your energy saying it. Show it.

this guy no well oo. Well a friend of mine had captured a snake with hand before in Songhai, Amukpe.

FlutterDollar99:
This is an attack on SE

STFU

The one that covered face like masquerade, is that the judge, the thief or the accuser?




omo judge gave 30 naira bail for 51 million naira case. waoh! just waoh!

...

Almost all Nigerians are hypocrites. When the news broke that this man was going to be the prospective attorney general, he turned from being a critic to adviser. He started making suggestions to Buhari.



If he had been chosen as the AG, he would have gladly come out to defend these bills, and even quote laws to support them.


See all the people that are in APC now, nobody dares say the truth.

Systrom:
Back to you and your generation

STFU. Na that thunder wey dey kill cattle una need now.

MissTechy:
Which is why I said, this might not translate to real world usage

So you are that babe? You look simple. which is a great thing.

PS: I am not applying.

Forward77:
EFCC is real

E what? EFCC is one of the most useless organization I have ever seen. It just a tool to harass anybody who does not belong.

Forward77:
What can I do to start earning $120m annually?



Any suggestions?

become a Nigerian politician. u fit make an in 6 months

When I texted my senator concerning these evil bills,I made him understand some things.


One day, People sponsoring these bills will become opposition. They will want to resist the "injustice". And someone will use this same bills to hang them by the neck till they lose their lives.


if the bills sail through, this post could be a memorial on that day of their death.

Harlequeen:
I opened this account because my main one is pretty popular.

I've had this issue and don't know what's wrong.
I can't seem to get into a new relationship. I am now 25, about serving, working a normal job

My dating history is not too rich. I dated just one guy for 2 years, i became sexually active with him, we enjoyed each other, but things didn't work out. I tried to be better, have moved on, and he has too. This was mid last year. I have been celibate since then not because i don't like sex, but because i had time to think, i read a lot of books, listened to a lot of relationship counselors on YouTube, reddit, Nairaland and so on. I decided to approach dating differently, with my head and not my heart . i would vet men out who were not in line with some basic standards, to avoid fuckboys and meet high quality men. He should be well spoken, either with a career or into trade, accomplished, way older by at least 10 yrs(no i don't have daddy issues, i just like mature guys because i think like a mature person) he could also have plans to leave the country, because i plan to do that also.


Here's the issue, the men that express interest in me do not fit this criteria. They seem to have no plan for their lives. I get this impression that they are broke, they recycle the same lines all the time, i usually see their bull sh1t tactics a mile away. some are in the army(i can't date men in the armed forces, they lifestyle is not what i want for myself, cannot date doctors either for the same reason)others are artisans, some are plain hustlers who just do whatever to eat. I have a soft spot for ambitious men, and i have not seen a lot in the area that i am in. I have been advised by my friends to try highbrow areas like lekki or VI or go to church, but i don't believe in religion.

But whenever i see these men, i am not attracted to them. I have even tried online dating with some male nairalanders, but i get disinterested easily. I get turned off when someone asks for my normal pics, it is quite frustrating. There's that fear that some of these men could use my pics to masturbate or one other creepy purpose. I block them if they ask for nudes. But the issue is, it is quite exhausting to keep chatting with someone without seeing them in person and some of these guys just want to smash and run which i won't allow. No man will have access to my vagina and womb without investment and commitment. Eventually it becomes hard to keep up communication and we just fizzle out like that.

I am not under pressure to marry from my parents, infact my dad says he won't allow his daughters marry until they clock 28 and i am the first. He wants us to have a career and a life before moving with a man. I just want to know if what i am doing is right?

To be honest, i just want some words of advice and encouragement, you can ask me questions if you want. This approach of mine? Is it the right thing? Am i being too smart for my own good? Am i afraid of commitment?

Man (human being) has many variations. That is , it is very difficult to predict a man. What he will be or not. Life is not about what is, it is about what will be. The best plans in life don't always work and sometimes, a "no plan" eventually get the job done.

Don't categorise people only by what you heard them say, sometimes they could do exactly opposite.

when I was in service, I had a female friend (...still friends). She knows me as a womanizer and a proud person. She was wondering how she was coping with me. But somehow, I made it clear to her from beginning that our contact cannot go beyond friendship. She thought I was bluffing...that I had ulterior motive to get under her pant. Since she known me for that. Hence she was always very cautious. And I will be there laughing at her caution. One day someone joked about her marrying me. She was offended. She said I am never serious about life ( not in an annoying way though). I always laugh at her assumptions. She thought she knew me. But she didn't.

As time passes, She began to develop feelings. I reminded her again about what I told her earlier. Because I don't want anybody to be crying on my neck. I made it clear to everyone I was rolling with that it was just for fun. She knew about that. That further heightened her assumption that I was just for the puna.

After service, her feelings has become full blown. Cry and tears I now order of the day. That was what i was avoiding. She is a pure soul.

I don't have money yet. So she wasn't crying because I have money. She later discovered my DEEP SEATED ambitions. And she discovered that they tally TOTALLY with what she wanted in a man. It is those ambitions that are preventing me from going for her even now. Because they are not fulfilled yet. and she wants to brake her own rules with the hope that they will be fulfilled in the future. But I am not ready to break mine.

the moral of my boring story is that just live. Answers will locate you in human form when you least expected. And I would advise that setting standard for people doesn't always work.

BBBmall25:
You Are Technically Correct Dr. Yusuf. Sex Everywhr Even Pastors With Their Gullible Members Are Not Exception

I have said it several times that Christian leaders needs some secret millitias to teach idiots like you a lesson. you see Muslim thread in which Imams are promising their followers free pvssies in Aljana. You mentioning pastor and Christians. Perhaps that's why God has not called me into some kind things. because people like you and Entinosa...hmmm.

Olameen1713:
Please kindly provide me a link to where previous versions of the Qurans were burnt is cited. I want to learn. Thanks

I know your type. You are not after knowledge but arguments. If you so desire t9 know more, search by yourself.

The guy too overdo abeg. Why him dey open eyes as if him won devour the girl. For his information, the previous versions of qurans were burnt.


don't quote me if you don't know anything, Google it s your friend.




PS: Na stupidity dey worry the cunt called Etinosa.

Boypeace1:
Why if I may ask? Are u enemy of progress

You get sense at all? which one be enemy of progress? what progress are you making on this thread? e be like say some knots don loose for head!

mod should shutdown this thread!!!

femoric:
The info is true, a friend was affected as well. First Bank is rather wicked with its approach to disengage staff. My friend found out he was sacked when he could no longer log in on their server. He kept trying and trying, for where, after several attempt, he got the news he wasn't on their list again.... so sad

nawa! so unprofessional.

babtol235:
Welcome to Anoh gas recruitment page, your thoughts are welcome.

are we joking here?

Don't waste your time to apply for standard chartered.

TomDickandHarry:
The people hearing things/fighting in favor of conversion of contract staff (assuming all this is true) and the contract staff have their way, and an EH applicant sue's the corporation, which defense will they have as to why they made such applicants waste resources in pursuing the recruitment?

If Nnpc wants to give in to each of these "implorations" from various quarters instead of duly completing this process, there will be no end to petitions, they'll really get their hands dirty. My thoughts.

Sunami of law suits will hit NNPC if they dispense with EHs.

SKhanmi:
Whatever we know of sea life is quite minuscule. Imagine what could be under. There? Animals & things probably thought to be extinct or myth. Not to mention other types of intelligent life forms. I once stumbled on a report of a US submarine that disappeared, was said to have been captured by beings under the sea,very detailed info. Saw it as a joke.
Unfortunately that was around 2008/09. Tried searching for it again recently, shit's been wiped out like it never existed. Google is now hiding info.

As a young boy in a fishing village, I had the "privilege" (don't know if I want to do that again) to sleep at sea. Of not in a ship. but in a bigger canoe-like boat (with 40 Yamaha board engine). I didn't sea scary creatures. But if one want to REALLY experience peace and true loneliness at the same time, you need to do that. Massive body of endless water. The moonlight penetrated so deep into the water beyond the depth my eyes could see. As a young fish boy, I have seen big shark before. I mean sharks longer than 10m in length. But it was another kettle of fish altogether seeing big fishes swimming underneath your "small" boat in the middle of nowhere.

Raptorrapid:
This story might sound so funny, it looks like film trick to me also. Sometimes 6 weeks ago, I came home from school where I am doing my full time master degree program to quickly pick up some things at home. My girlfriend of over 3 years came over to meet me at the house. She is a fashion designer having her own shop and she's also a graduate. Everyone knows we are dating including her parents and my Mum. Infact, my plan was to marry her once I am settled as she's all I wanted in a woman.
She was at my house the next day I came and we proceed to have sex as I had missed her so much. The last time we had sex was 3 months earlier, when she came to spend the weekend with me at school. Normally, we started with MouthAction as she gave me a Mouth Action until I released in her mouth. I was giving her a head, when my phone rang. It was my cousin who had apprehended a friend that ran away with my iPhone 7 that I asked him to sell and he wanted me to come over before he abscond again. So I stood up and started putting on my clothes, but my GF was just pleading that we should have sex before I leave. I had to resist the temptation and dashed out to deal with the guy and I told her that I won't be long.

I didn't get home until late in the night as I had to drag the guy to the police post at computer village so I can retrieve my phone or money. My GF had left by that time after so many messages. I had to call her and apologize. The next day, I was off to school very early in the morning. We were chatting and she wanted to come over and visit me, that she was feeling so Hot and need a good sex. I had to post her as I was writing my project and exam things and I don't want any distraction.

Just last week Friday, my Mum called that I should start coming to Lagos on Saturday, that it was important. So I left school early in the morning only for me to see a full house. My GF and her family and also my family members. Then her mother spoke that my GF is pregnant and she said I was the one responsible, bla, bla, bla. That they don't abort in their family. Since she's self employed and I will soon be through at school, we should do introduction and engagement before the pregnancy is visible. I was like WTF, pregnant ke. I looked at my GF eyes and she couldn't look at me. She didnt even give me a hint when we chatted the previous night. I was so confused. Even my Dad that is the lively type was just silent.

My Mum said we will discuss and pick a date for introduction and it was like I was dreaming. So I summoned courage and asked, how many weeks is the pregnancy and was told around 6 weeks. I calmly told everyone that I don't think I am responsible for the baby. Her mother flared up and started shouting that I must accept as I was the only one they knew with her. I simply told the gathering that we only had MouthAction and I don't think it is possible to get pregnant through MouthAction. My Mum was the old school type and asked what was MouthAction. So I explained that she sucked my d**k and I sucked her private. You need to see how my mother was shouting blood of Jesus. Apparently, she's hearing that for the first time.

Her father asked her  if it was true and she said yes but still insisted that I was responsible. I was like, how is that possible to get pregnant through the mouth. She said, when I released in her mouth, we kissed and afterwards I started giving her a head, so it must have been through that my sperm got into her. My Mum was just shouting blood of Jesus, that my Dad had to shout on her to keep quiet. The whole thing was like a fiction to her.

Her father was tired of the circus show, so he apologize to my dad and left the mother and daughter to sort out themselves. The girl was just crying and swearing that she never had sex with anyone apart from me and that I was responsible. My Dad just told them that if they insisted on keeping the baby, we will do DNA test after delivery and walked them out of the house including me to go and settle my wahala.

Now, the mother has been threatening to deal with me metaphysically if I don't accept my responsibility and that I wanted to use and dump her daughter. My GF has been begging me and swearing that she never slept with any other guy and I was responsible. I trust her so much before this issue, but it is hard for me to accept what I feel is not possible. I still love her, but it is difficult. She's begging that I do not put her to shame but I told her to wait till after delivery and DNA. My whole family has supported me and even if the child turns out to be mine (which I f***king doubt), my parents can't let us marry again as her mum has been threatening my family everywhere to deal with us if we fail to accept the baby.

omo if na me I no go fit discuss mouth action where my mama dey ooo. chai, if try am, she go fit go against the wedding because of that, even if there were no problems. she go think say she don Bewitched me.


by the way, discuss with her heart to heart. who knows the mistake she made that led her there. Just give her the support you can.

IyaTola:
Why should I inform my husband of the houses I intend to build or house I have built?

i am not doing this this beautiful Saturday morning Biko. Tou don't need to.

MichaelsHope:
Dear Friends;


Please; I would love to have your words on Marketing job in insurance companies..


What are the job of Marketing Executives in insurance companies?


How much is their salary per month?



Lalaaticlala.

Don't pick that job oo nigga.