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Blood of Buhari! What! "I will be having headache on Friday"!



Omo if na me, I swear I go tell am say na that headache go kill am! What kind of savagery was that?




Anyways, mine was when I went to meet a lady that was much older than me. And I was much younger then. Even her younger sister was older than me. The girl just looked at me, called me by name, and said, "you are two small for me". I felt like entering ground.

But the good news was that she arranged her younger sister for me. In the end, we still ended up smooching.

Omo naija girls are fu*ckng needy. Once you start gisting with them, the next thing is to be asking you for money. You meet someone for the first time online and you are chatting with her, before you say Jack she will be asking you for gas money, subscription etc.



I will be like where do these ones come from?


I went to see a friend in her office. Her friend whom I have never met before was telling me she was hungry that I should buy food for her. She was saying it in such a way that I would feel ashamed if I didn't buy it. Cos there were some other ladies there.

I was bloody upset that day. I stood up immediately. Greeted the person I came to see and left. She (my friend) knew I was angry.

I was like what kind of hungry idiot is this?

When they say 70% of none oil businesses are done in Lagos, people will be arguing up and down.


You could try to come and stay with your relatives in Lagos for 3 months (that's if you have folks in Lagos and are ready to accommodate you for that long) which you will use to job hunt. And change your address to Lagos address.

She didn't make herself that way. Did she?



Besides, that tongue could do wonders in da oza room.

tobodex:
Is it proper to marry someone that you are older than with almost 18 years.

Its either way...whether the guy is older or the lady is older.. but the age difference is around 18 years.

So is it proper for them to marry.

Thanks for the nice comments

Ask Ned Nwoko and Regina Daniel.

No long story. There is only one tip. Go get money.


Pls don't ask me why rich folks devorce. I am not talking about the happiness of the other party. I am talking about the happiness of the one with the money. If one goes another one will GLADLY bring more joy.


If you think I am wrong, try to be poor and go into relationship. You will come back here for counseling.

His cup of kunu!


By the way, there things that I have seen under the sun that amazed me. Why will a black guy, whose blackness is competing with that of Ghanians', go and put tattoo on himself (not referring to this post)

If achievements in awkward endeavours are the yardsticks, then Evans the kidnapper, Clifford Orji the flesh eater, Mompha the scammer and so on have LOTS of them to prove that their crafts are worthy.


Rubbish!

cocococo:
NNPC will now be like, ‘Oh! So, you are the ones! Thank you for your honesty. Don’t worry. We will get back to you.’

The ogas will be like, "we deliberately removed the names of those that returned their monies. Cos we know they will be a problem to our way of life when they come in. "




Na joke oo.

ursullalinda:
No body wants to grow ....an 18 years old girl wants to carry a hand bag she saw with a 50yrs old woman or fix the latest Nwanneka hair thanks to Instagram......an undergraduate wants to drive the latest Benz.....guys are balling indeed....May God help us

While your points seems valid, I want you to understand that every cause has an effect. if one sees his parents following the norms all their lives and the system ensures that the just don't get anywhere, while politicians steals in billions and are being celebrated, why will you want to follow the path of your parents?

if you are a soldier or a police man and you see older colleagues who have retired begging for their retirement package while some died in the process, and somebody somewhere steals their money with a smile, wouldn't you think twice?

If you finished in your department as the best graduating student and you were given 10k, while someone acts porn on live TV in form of BBNaija and was given 60 million naira, wouldn't you think twice?

If you applied for a job and pass all the requirements but someone who didn't apply got the job, wouldn't you think twice?

I don't do crime. But I don't care about anybody who does (except you end up kidnapping or killing innocent people who are probably hustling for their own needs) unless the system changes.

Somebody finished school at 32 and with 2:2, you shut him out that he cannot get employment. Obviously, he must fill the gap somehow. Somebody is going to school and seeing his brother and some older colleagues who left school when he entered year one roaming the streets. He will automatically connect the dots.

Donbrig:
We all know times are hard in Nigeria, but many Nigerians are still retiring after a successful career. Many Nigerians are still doing well, even though poverty is overrated in Nigeria.

Did you just say poverty is overrated in Nigeria?

FriendNG:
Somebody sent his child to school along the line some unscrupulous elements abducted the child, transformed the child into something else, give him/her a new name and change his religion from Islam to Christianity.

After police rescued children, as a leader you did not share the grievance with parents, neither condemned the act, but all of a sudden you want to jail the parents when you have not jailed the Kidnappers.

As a leader you should try to stop the abduction first, charge the accused to court before you talk about the victims share of blame.

Where on earth did you got the information that these 9 kids were Kidnapped while begging on the street? Some were Kidnapped alongside with their mother, they later released the mother and left with the children. Can you call all these as an act of neglect

A child was on his way back home from school and he was abducted & someone tells me it is the parents fault.

Besides, these kidnappings weren't just random, they were well planned and organised. Instead of blaming the victims of this atrocious act, you're blame the community. This is like blaming a rape victim. Just because u are privileged to be a leader by an accident of birth doesn't give u the right to speak so arrogantly.

Indirectly he is giving the abductors an upper hand, because there is not a single sentence where he criminalised the abductors but he criminalised the victims.

I need someone to help me point out a single statement in the entire write-up where the accidental emir condemned the abductors.

*Just 1 is ok*

This is why people have problems. You read but chose not to understand because you have your OWN view that you felt must be heard. Because you felt it's better.

Why will you let a 3-year old go to school by herself without an adult taking her?

In criminology, crime is first preventive before curative. Because in most cases, the damage must have been done in the latter. All you can do now is to look for the criminal to arrest him. Meanwhile, if he wanted to kill the child, he would have killed her. So why don't you prevent him from getting the child in the first place?

Let me digress a bit.

Have you seen the birth rate statistics of northern states? Why will you give birth to 20 children when you know that you can only be able to train 2 successfully? Do you think God is as bias and men? Why will God bless you more than someone with 2 or 3 children? Because obviously, you have displayed an act of irresponsibility by littering the street with children you do not have capacity to train.

50 trained and rich folks can control a sea of 50 million illiterates. Nigeria as a whole needs reorientation. And north in particular need to tell herself the truth. I know anybody that speaks against these things over there is seeing as "kafir".

Some months back, I went to one state in the west. I saw one Fulani woman with four children. She sat down while these kids went to beg for money. I felt like cursing the useless man that brought those children to this world without taking responsibility. Soon They will be giving out in marriage. by the way, some states like Bauchi has about 41% teenage pregnancy. One of those kids followed me for minutes asking for money. When I looked at her, tear nearly dropped from my eyes.

Finally, we should allow one voice to rule us and stop antagonizing every opposing voice.

Mrshape:
I am not impressed, children should not watch violent sport let alone practice it.

come here!

Monogamy:
He has been really performing but he should take things slow.

He should developmental strive slow? Your head is not correct!

NGpatriot:
Nigeria is full of illiterate and gullible youths.

The VP is not an employee of the presidency and the so called imaginary cabal don't manage the affairs of the VP.

The presidency can not go to the office of the VP to sack people, that's the job of the VPs chief of staff and the manager of the office of the VP.

This story is full of rubbish and dumb conclusions, the Nigerian news media are tabloid blogsites, they manufacture rubbish and credit the rubbish to see faceless anonymous source, they can not even name 1 of the sacked employees.

A pseudo news media with zero knowledge of the government and how it functions.

Sad.

obviously you are more gullible than the zombies that voted the senile man into power. where were you when 'Yeye' Bello's deputy was remove against standard and laid down procedures? How many years has Dasuki spent in detention against standard are procedures? Where were you when the power of procurement of medical stuff was transferred to the ministry of agriculture? pls tell me who signed 2011 budget in law? It sure hell wasn't Yaradua. Neither was it the deputy.

in the past 20 years, have you ever seen CBN recruitment ad? Yet people get employed there against laid down law.

You must be way over your head to think Nigeria is a country of standard and value. in Nigeria, a man's documents shows he finished secondary school before University.

kestolove95:
Maut and body odour at same time? Who did she offend

please don't tell her oo. For the body odour, there is nothing she can do about it.concerning the mouth odour avoid her talking to your face. It could have lasting damage to her self esteem.

ednut1:
I have seen 20 year old wey don do 2 abortions lol. As long as u and ur babe no be virgin. Anything goes

you be learner oo. See if you put 100 Nigerian girls in one place, at least 30 has done abortion before. I am not assuming oo. One was telling how she removed a child then. I mean this girl was like 16 then, but has big body. I was way older than her. so, I no won spoil my egbon. but she was close and free with me. She was telling me how her friend was helping her to use her hand to remove the dead foetus. I wanted to vomit! I didn't show it. It took me over a month to get over that experience. I know about four like that. some of whom has done it more that 3 times. The beauty of it is that (smiling) na only one never marry. isn't God wonderful!

Onijagidijagan:
It doesn't matter they will give it to them anywhere they are.

Hausa and Fulanis are not excluded

when you mentioned Hausa and Fulani, I was like @thememe.



Among the popular tribes, na Calabar, Kanuri, Shua Arabs remain now ooo (smiling). I for mention Igala and Tarok but I no get interest in those ones. Fulani na bae Sha oo. shy, innocent-looking and naive (My guy won kill them for north that year. nigga don master the art of capturing them with their full hijab and all). Omo na Shua Arabs dey mind pass oo. They are mostly in N.E. But you can find some clean and educated ones in Abuja.

Make nobody quote ooo edáku! I won sleep.

growing up, I used to think once a woman is pregnant, all intimacies should stop. Not too long ago I was hearing when a woman is pregnant, she is sexually more active. I just see them as too delicate in that state.

Now I see why some people die young. There over 3.7 billion females in the world, you want me to go through all this stress to win one?...taken one for that matter. Plus that, I don't even know if we will be compatible. "all things are lawful, but not all things are expedient".

If you have to expend too much energy to gain someone, it's not worth it. Cos most times, when you finally gain the person, you will realize that it didn't worth it.

Ilamina:

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Daniwak:
I finished service 2016, got my 1st job 2018 April. Though the salary wasn't big, it was just 40k on 6 months contract. In this 6 months, each time i receive salary, the 1st thing i do i transfer 5k, sometimes 7k to bae. I never failed any month. At the expiration of the job, i got another with a 60k salary, i send 7k to bae, 7k to mum, 5k to younger sis. I save the rest for my masters and feeding. I never failed to give bae money any month but i failed mum once. We had issues around May this year, i was complaining to her of not giving me time, all she could call me was a stingy guy, that she has bin wanting to tell me since and its better she told me now. We broke up anyways. We reconciled 2 months ago. I love her i won't lie but each time i remember that she said, i just feel bad and hurt. This is a gal i can categorically tell u apart from sex, ive gained absolutely nothing from here. I want to know if m a stingy person 4 not giving her more

First it's "am I". See I am supposed to insult you. But I wouldn't. You are a man for GODDDDDDDDDDDDD SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ah! See I don't just know what to tell you. One is VERY SURE, there is no future between you two. She is just using you to pass time. When a guy puts emotion above rationality, he will get hurt very bad. You my friend, are emotional!

They are both adults. If they find happiness in stupidity, who am I to complain?

sonofElElyon:
You talk like you are an authority in cultism and allied matters! Sorry you are the learner. I am aware of a case of a guy who was shot in the eye for dating the woman of a cultist. It was even in the papers. If a man can do that he won't have any scruples killing for his woman. Also someone who beats up a cultist without knowing he is one may end up being killed during the revenge attack... Things get out of control.. You seem not to understand this

ok

Beosten:
Men, most of the time, bear the name Aluko. But I'm planning to name my daughter Aluko. What's your suggestion, please?

Aluko is a male's name. it sounds masculine. it is masculine. For instance, Oyin sounds feminine. It's a feminine name. If someone had called Oyin, and a male appeared, it's a psychological turnoff.