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One thing our government fails to understand in this country is that everything is cause and effect (of course there are few outliers).

You don't expect someone who saw his parents obeying the rules dying as a wretch. And one yoyo who stole money in billions giving ministerial appointment, to continue with what his parents did.

A first class will be giving 10k naira as the best graduating student while someone will act live porn in the name of BBNaija and get millions.

Because someone finished with 2:2 or finished at age 30, the society will throw him under the bus with a smile.

Even the one-sided EFCC arrests is a cause. It tells me if I steal enough money and I join the bandwagon, in Oshiomole's voice, my sins will be forgiven.

See the things already gone beyond arrest. Wait until northern youths have enough computer literacy knowledge. Nobody cares anymore. People hardly get things on merit anymore. Even the small jobs out there are shared for the family of senators, minister, governors etc.

Crazychris:
I tell you, the way girls are turning olosho nowadays is very alarming. Me I kuku prefer patrozing oloshos to having a girlfriend, I think it pays me that way

E get one I be dey carry sef, she's from Ibadan polythecnic and she get boyfriend. Sometimes when she's with me, her boyfriend go call am she go tell the guy she's busy reading. I just pity the guy

Inside life

Lolzzz reading in your lobby. I go send you dm make we connect abgeg

Lordosy:
#Read This Carefully let learn!

A man can cheat on his woman and still love her but a woman cannot cheat on her man and still love him. I say this because while men do not have sex with emotions, women can't have sex without attaching emotions to it. This is the reason men simply need a place to have sex while women need a reason to have sex.
Most women who take their husbands to court for divorce are those that cheat on their men. A non cheating woman would most likely never take her husband to court for divorce, unless the man exceedingly abuses her physically and emotionally to the point of killing her.
Men don't equate sex with love. A man can have sex with another woman but still doesn't love her. That's why women who fell in love with married men find it difficult to find happiness in those relationships as they are just being used by those married men. But once a married woman starts sleeping with you, she can even narrates some hidden secretes concerning her husband and she will even tell you why she hates him (her husband). She can even accept poison from you to eliminate her husband.
For men, sex and love are two different things. But for women, sex and love are one and the same things. For men, sex comes first before love (infatuation), but for women love comes first before sex (true love). Therefore, once your woman starts having sex with another man/men, her love shifts from you to that man and she can even start giving that man the best food and love than she gives you.
The fact that your man is cheating on you doesn't mean he has stopped loving you. But I can't say the same for women. Once a woman starts cheating on you, she has fallen for someone else and you people will never live the same again. And she can even kill her husband once she starts cheating on him.
If your wife starts cheating, you should be a lucky man not to die in less than 10 years. It has been found that 95% of women who cheat wish their husbands dead.

This is my answer!

TeeFeh:
Okay so I just started dating this guy a few months ago but we haven’t met since we started dating, so I went to his place for sleepover last weekend and I saw a GOLD CIRCLE condom in his room.

I was surprised because I have not seen a Gold Circle condom in years, and I think its a cheap one. Why not Durex, Kiss, Flex or other new age brand. Gold Circle is cheap and I had to go out to buy a Durex if we wanted to have sex. In his defence, he uses Gold Circle and its more affordable for him.

I am thinking of breaking up with him because I cannot deal with someone that thinks its okay to use GOLD CIRCLE condom. Am I overreacting??

What I feel like doing to you.

No be only mouth odour oo. Odor down there too.

And you posted this?

I did the invite. And we still make contact till today.

Eglobalma:
Since I was a kid everybody treats me literally the the way they treat wiz and davido. I never understood why. People complimented me for years, they would praise me for even shitying. I grew up with mad self esteem, I literally believed I was a perfect Male creature. Till today , anytime i turn left or right someone is just staring in lust till i wink or frown before they turn away. What people dont realise is that I'm a loner, loser, broke, no skill, no job, no money, impotent, psychopathic, bipolar, depressed, sucidal , no family or friend, no ambition useless creature. You see I have a very bigger than life look. My stature is very good, my face is appealing to them to stare at, but outside and when I talk my English is polished and I'm quite intelligent. But outside all that is a loser who just wished he was dead. Today I walked past a neighbor who kept praising me to his friends, telling me that i should gift him my sunglasses and then asked me how much it costs. I told him 1,000 naira but in reality I bought it for 400 naira. This guy almost got angry with me and kept saying I'm pretending that it's over 5k. When I was walking away I heard him hyping me to his friend, saying I'm such a boss and he admires me alot. I was just thinking to myself "does this guy know I'm actually sucidal" ? How could he since I look good without effort. The one gift that God cursed me with. He made me go through hell in my family and yet made me look like I'm a guy who goes to london weekly. Anyway, I know I will end up killing myself someday but for now this is me the loser guy who everyone admires.

Perhaps you are not seeing what they are seeing. This could be your way to fortune. You may not need job afterall. This might be the big thing for you. Ruminate over this bro. Sit down with pen and paper and write out ways this your "charm" could make legit money for you. Write out people or organisations that could help this your dream. And start implementing them one afterv the other.

I met two girls online about two weeks interval. It was on a dating site. One of the status reads something like, "I am here to make friends. I am not olosho so don't ask me stupid questions". The other was also about being a student and principled.


So I thought they will have something in their skulls. Surprisingly, on the first day, "student" has started asking me for money for gas. The other one was asking for money for subscription.


Hungry girls plenty for naija oo. No wonder olosho is the latest business in town.

Which kind of comedy is this?

calamitous:
Hey guys i need your help regarding this ;
My girlfriend and i werent on talking terms for a while a while , six months to be precise , but last week she started talking to me all of a sudden and we kinda shared one or two mutual feelings that led sex . but while she was about to leave i kind off saw some drugs in her bag when i asked her the purpose of the drugs she replied that they were for infection , meanwhile she previously told me that same morning that she needed some money to threat virginal infection. but one occurent led to one another that made me to suspect her only purpose for showing up was to infect me with hiv or some other STD. I don't know what to do regarding this issue but i planning on killing her if i get to find out she infected me with any std on purpose... Need advice guys and girls.

People get mind for naija oo. Someone will meet new person or someone you have not seen for a long time, and he will just dive in raw! I hail oo. I was with a lady sometimes ago. That was our second time. CD got finished in the middle of the night. Babe said I should go in raw that she trusted me. I laughed. In mind I was like, do I trust you? No show. She was angry. I just slept off like a log of wood. No come use your own destroy my life.

Go for test. And do it again after 3 months. All the best.

Kampack:
ATM Loading!

Dem no dey tell small pikin make him no flirt with girls. Only if him get the corresponding fat account to back it up.

Things are about to turn around for good for you...yet a little while.

I try as much as possible to avoid dealing with govt agencies. They are last option. The academia is worse.


It seems once most people enters government payroll, they lose their humanity. Because there is NO punishment, only rewards. The oga or the agency you want to report to is worst.

These folks are children for Christ sake na! When does East turned to some parts of north where children that are supposed to be ACTIVELY pursuing their future are giving to one dieing Alhaji as a sex objecf?



During election in some parts of north, you will see some children (girls) with hijab coming to register. You will be there thinking about underaged voter. Meanwhile, they are already mothers and wives. People that cannot perfectly take care of their own bodies.



It's important we give people opportunity to be able to stand on their feet and chart the course of their lives. Not to halt their future on the alter of procreation.

I am currently working in IB. But I want to switch to data science/data analysis field.
I have already acquired the skill. But no professional experience yet.



If you know any firm in IB that needs data scientist, pls quote me here.

Check this out




https://www.thenignews.com/2019/11/court-reaffirms-order-stopping-nnpc-job.html?m=1

enemachris:
HELLO, YOU'RE SHORTLISTED & INVITED FOR AN ASSESSMENT INTERVIEW
10AM WED 27/11/19
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RGDS
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It looks as if GNLD wiped its ass with it.

RZArecta2:
the herdsmen think otherwise, please help us beg them to change their mind

If him won confirm am, him fit start herding business and start causing trouble like the stupid herders were doing and refused to heed warning.

Zooposki:
This MTN wants to irradiate us, but we have melanin, unlike the whites. We shall overcome. Stop bleaching, if not this 5G will kill you without the melanin protection. Las las, na so all fair skinned people will just kpeme like that. RIP.

The melanin wey Nigerian girls don bleach finish?

--when were you interviewed?

--was your interview rescheduled?

--when were you paid? I want to check something.

--Did you present any professional certificate?

--How many people were on your panel?

Evergreen4:
Audio pregnancy.



Bro can you pls teach me forex . I need extra hustle to make ends meet

Finally the nigga don get one magga. Can't you see the guy orchestrated the story to advertise his fake forex trading? He even pimped up the story by talk6about his "house".

This works every time. When wearing the CD, ensure that there is a little sagging end remaining at the tip. The sagging end must not contain air.

Got my Airtel SIM during the time of VMobile (forgotten the year now). I was attracted by their free data offer then. I was using one small Nokia phone (small and heavy. Can't remember the name) to surf the web. I was an expert in setting WAP connection on phone. Lol. We later moved to cheat.

I don't know why your bring science subject to romance section. However the subject of evolution is not fully understood yet even in the science palance. The idea that one cell evolved over millions of years ago to produce every other cells, without any other evolving since then (not even under controlled condition where all the conditions proposed by those who postulated the theory were present) is still very debatable. However, 15 billion years of the universe is long enough for a mountain to turn to powder or a mud to turn to a mountain.

I know about carbon dating, but I don't know about it's efficacy (I need someone to school me on it. Not the math or the chemistry behind it. I think I know those to an extent). Because, it has been proven that mammals like dinosaurs roam the earth over 100 million years ago. Some of their bones were found and dated. Another question that came to mind was, will a bone live for a million years without decomposing, let alone over 100 million? (I even doubt if a bone can survive micro organic decomposition beyond 2000 years). The oldest rock ever dated on earth is about 1.5b years.

Let's shift from dating.
The paleonithic age (forgot the spelling), about 500,000 years ago, shows that man lives in area now known as northern Nigeria. Questions. What would have been the nature of these folks. They wouldn't be wearing cloths, no fire, no knowledge of building a shelter, etc. They would have probably living like other animals.

Now to the concept of God, religion and spirituality. Firstly, I will like to say that there are some activities and physical manifestations that cannot be fathom by natural law. Yes, I did not see Jesus when he walked on water. But I have seen a man with asthma (known him personally) get healed by a touch. HIV getting cured, a hand stretched towards a flower vase, it vibrated continuously until it fell and broke.Thess things definitely goes beyond what man currently know in the realm of science.

However, Archbishop of Amargaph stated that the world was created 4,004 years ago. Some folks like JW believes this. This would have meant that it wasn't God who created those who lived 500,000 years ago. The book of Genesis was WRITTEN around 4400 years ago. Older than Archbishop's year of creation. But if God created those that lived 500,000 years ago, it means he waited for over 400,000 years before sending someone to them while they wander around like other animals in rain, sun, disease,death etc.

OP this subject is endless and a million-page book may not be enough.

Any female Nairaland in IB? let's meet. Pls don't be a better. I am tired of online beggers.

Pettyprincess:
See them, when ladies reject their useless self they come to nairaland to lay their frustration nd start yabbing ,some dirty ugly boys self dey claim dey picking girls up meanwhile in real life they can't even approach a girl without getting their shorts wet
Only God knows who re dating all these smelling naija boys ,you will never see a handsome rich guy opening thread about ladies because he was snubbed ,no wonder ladies are snubbing them!! And all these kids are someone girlfriend? All thanks to social media they can nw spill trash online!
Dirty boys picking dirty girls, no wonder they say "birds of the same feathers flock together".

Well the smell story is very real. The point is not to really "yab" ladies. Pancake and marrykay do not solve the problem. I have been a victim of it twice. The first one, I managed to continue. She even asked me if she smells down there. Perhaps someone has told her before. But I told her no. because, I am aware of the psychological effect it might have on her. She is schooled, dark, beautiful and curvy. The other one, I couldn't just continue. But I ensured it was not obvious. I stylishly stopped. People should just take care of themselves. because, people like me can't handle such thing. Even bad breath is a turnoff for me.

I heard from some ladies that bad abortion also cause that. I have not confirmed though.

I had two horrible experiences. One was a corper in service. Ghe other was in working lady in Lagos. Smelly VJs has psychological effects. But there clean ones.

jahsharon:
He cannot forfeit money, the money is ours but stolen by politicians and used for business by Onyema. UDA cannot seize our money, if not, Boko Haram will be called in to teach USA a life lesson.

Lolzzzzz. I want to believe you were kidding about the Bokoharam part though. It got me laughing. The wrath of US is like the wrath of God. Especially against "meager" , HIGHLY impoverished and MONOeconomic nation like Nigeria.


Anyways, most times US don't exact full sanctions of poor countries. Except the terrorist sponsoring nations like Iran. The whole AFRICA continent worths less than 3 trillion dollars (I feel like crying for black people). A sneeze from US will see that figure crumble to about 1 trillion in few years.

ohosi4real:
Fake numbers, don't wast your credit brother because na machine go answer your call

I don't blame you bro. The rot in the system has made everybody lost hope in Nigeria. However, a friend of mine called his senator from Edo state, they discussed fully and he assured him that he will not support the bills. As disappointed as I am in the system, I still have to make an attempt. Hence I sent my own senator from Ondo state a 4-page text concerning my stance on the devilish bills. At least, it was delivered.So, I encourage you to make an attempt. because if you don't, then you truly do not have right to blame the system if evil men finally prevail over good.

slimfit1:
Why did you post these numbers?

It took all the energy in me not to lay curses on you. What kind of stupid question was that? You are asking him why he posted the contact of public officers whom the people elected to represent them? Is like your employees asking you why you are calling them to make enquiries about the work they were assigned to do.

aishauju:
You will discover that almost all the theories failed or are dead!!! Imagine me bringing up a theory that the G.T people have been slashed to 600(God forbid). Do you know the kind of depression it will cause?Please leave NNPC, they knew what they needed even before the job advertisement. They didn't just put a job advert from guess work; I doubt.

It is healthier to take all news with a pinch of salt until the APL is released.....

What of if some E.H are very close to the GMD, Top Politicians, and Northern elders, and they are looking up to them for assistance; so you think he will cancel the E.H people?? And what of the NNPC people whose children or relatives are E.H? NNPC is not a private firm!!!

Which one ilbe northern elders? Who be northern elders? Emancipate yourself from this mindset.