₦airaland Forum

douchesnozzle:
See this dumbo calling FUGAZ without knowing what it really means. Let me school u cos I know ur kind who tend to disguise Thier cluelessness by mentioning something they don't understand. FUGAZ is just an acronym for banks to big to fail. Too big too fail in the sense that they account for 60% of deposit as well as profit in the industry. If any of them were to fail CBN must step in cos of Thier spiral effect on the economy. Thats where it ends. The strength of a financial institution is in its capital adequacy ratio. It shows how much capital a bank has in respect to it's risk. This is the stress test use to determine how solvent a bank is. Why do u think cbn is pushing for recapitalization? Why is cbn not telling banks to grow deposit or increase customer base. Those are not metrics for judging strength of a bank. Capital base is which shows investor believe in a bank is what determines the strength of a bank. Google the top banks that attracted foreign investment YTD and tell me how many FUGAZ bank is on the list.

I know your type.
You took time to exhibit all the banking terms you picked on the floor without defining what capitalisation is. What a shame.
You took time to try and explain what FUGAZ is but could you explain why your dear STANBIC that is amongst the top three banks in Nigeria isn't amongst them despite the qualities of FUGAZ.

I did not know FUGAZ. Wonderful!
You want to school me? That is typical on Nairaland.
The strength of a financial institution is in its capital adequacy. Clap for your self.
What them is the relationship between the capital adequacy and capitalisation?

Abeg, look for people in the beer parlour you can bamboozle with terminologies.

I am waiting to be schooled anyway.

ogbuefi677:
SAN is now a chieftaincy title among yorubas.
Then,they admit few other Nigerians to give it a national outlook

Emeka, go open shop before your Oga wake up oo.

kingthreat:
Sorry but what has she done to deserve the reputation of a SAN.
We know what likes of Ozekhome and Gani did to elevated to the SAN level but now being married to a top lawyer gives one the access to become a SAN
Femi Falana keeps deceiving the world that he is a human rights activist. He is one of the problems of the Nigerian system.

The way you people come to exhibit your gross ignorance on Nairaland is pathetic.

Kindly tell us what Ozekhome did that made him.get the SAN. You will do well to tell us what Emeka Ngige did publicly to get the SAN.

One wonders whether some of you do not even think the moment you get set to comment.

So, to you, SAN is awarded just for the sake of it. Wonderful.

douchesnozzle:
So access bank with all the acquisition is still below 700bn yet they will be bragging that they are the biggest bank in Nigeria. Capitalization and not assets or customer base is the best metrics to judge how strong a bank is. Investors who have good knowledge of the industry know which bank stocks to buy which is directly reflected in Thier stock market capitalization. Zenith GTB and Stanbic IBTC are the strongest banks in Nigeria. This recapitalization is very good and will help reposition our financial institutions.

It is too early to exhibit much ignorance with audacious gusto.

Who told you market capitalisation and not asset.is.the best metric to judge the strength of banks in Nigeria?

Who told you STANBIC is part of the three strongest banks in Nigeria?

Please go and find out what capitalisation is before you comment further.
Please go and.find out what FUGAZ is before you comment further.

I was expecting people with limited knowledge like you to jump in quickly as usual.

If hin like make hin get PDAPC ticket, na Adolphus Aletor be the choice for Edo come 2024.

Triple A for sure.

phemmie06:
Is it only Igbo that would be affected?

Learn not to give attention to fools on Nairaland.
Attention is the energy they need to live.

Iseoluwani:
shee e wa okay sir

Mo wa okay.
Iwi ni ko wa ona to ma gba se deliverance..

Stephench:
Who dey pass JAMB for Nigeria? People still do what they have to do to pass. Stop deceiving yourself

Stop insulting students that pass their Jamb thru hard work.
No be every student be Mmesoma.
No be every student be like you.

pacino26:
So the Medical Council is out to brag I guess. Who doesn't know that exams in Nigeria are structured to fail people! Lecturers brag about how people can't pass their courses. School of pharmacy and medicine in most universities here in Nigeria are happy when students commit suicide and go on to tell new entrants that it is not for the faint of heart. Out there in Europe and other developed countries you have interactions with your lecturers on academic growth and good mental health. Let's not forget the other reason they will want people to fail; so some can pay through their noses to get the license.

So, releasing a report on the exam conducted by the medical council amounts to bragging?
These reports are released each time the exam is conducted and I can confirm to you that I read a report like this early this year.
Maybe the medical council brags twice a year.

Iseoluwani:
m surprised too. Sudan ke, how do u expect someone to go to sudan to practice medicine and pass nah.

This news is false biko

A body that conducted an exam released a report on the exam conducted and same is reported by a reputable newspaper and yet you still say the news is fake.

Indeed, some people on Nairaland need deliverance.

Nebes:
Medical professors in the UK and US will fail Nigerian MDCN exams. They structure the exam for the people to fail.
If you know how they twist their questions in Nigeria you'll pity Nigerian medical students. That's why Nigerian doctors do extremely well abroad where things are straightforward.

Are you saying the twisting excluded the over 400 that passed?

Artiiclebeast:
Na since when did Nurse Eliza begin to be in charge of DNA results?

Omo, na so me sef I tire ooo.
Dis one na Ghana Jolof DNA.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
they learned it from Yellowbar ppl who so much believe in cannibalism and ritual killing

Tell that to the Mbaise.
Tell that to Ngwa.
Tell that to the WAWA.

You can tell that to the patrons of Okija.
Tell it too to rhe owners of the 70 half eaten bodies discovered in Aba.
Tell it to the owners of the mutilated bodies being talked about by Bianca Ojukwu.

Once again, no body, no region is fighting with your undisputed champions of cannibalism.

So, what do you want us to do on Nairaland?

Today na Monday abeg.

Triple A for sure.

Adolphus Aletor is the man for the job.

Shuaibu should go and enjoy his pension

Someone should educate her on the difference between relationship and sexcapade.

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Skull mining should be added

At least you don't want anyone to compete with your cannibalism.

Your request is noted.

akaahs:
They are traumatized as result of points deduction na.

Let us leave trauma out of this sir.
I doubt Everton has ever played a match in which they are more fired up than this. Probably, a derby against Liverpool. The entire football world both in England and the entire world was behind them for the point deduction prior this game.

Traumatised and had over twenty goals off target and about 8 or 9 on target?

Even the most critical of their fans will not give or buy that argument.

Truth is Man U won because Everton is not a team that packs the bus from.the beginning of a match. To beat Man U, pack the bus and catch their weak defense on the counter because they are vulnerable at the back, score a.goal and.you are good to go.

igwebuike01:
So you are celebrating foreign companies? Una no get sense oo. No be those foreigners pack all una money leave una with brown roof?

The same foreign companies people like you rejoice and jubilate about each time they leave the country. Is that not an irony? The people that they left with brown roofs are far better than the people that have found the brown roof region as their own London and America and will risk their lives to come as an attachment standing in packed buses for 10 hours journeys.

N2B2:
See as Everton is bullying Man Utd. It's only a matter of time before they concede. They scored 1 goal and just started defending like its 89th minute.

They have given up. Can't pass. Can't dribble. Can't position. Can't hold the ball. Nothing. Dead club.

Noted.
Management will work on the lapses you have highlighted but try no get hypertension for Man U matter oo.

jrusky:
Google is your friend.

Whatever is making you to be ashamed of your.state of origin, Holy ghost fire will destroy it in Jesus name.

Let to speak less of others since you are not proud of your own

Good luck.

jrusky:
But pls why is it that Ogun state and Anambra state are always the lead in strange and bad news day in day out 24/7?

Your comment would have made sense if you had concluded it by stating your own. state of origin.

Rev. Father don sell the baby to the usual factory.

Heart of Gold in Onitsha na the regular hub from where customers are notified to come for their " goods".

God will deliver dem

Omobude244:
ozuor

i bet u have never been to Benin

MUMU

can u help me list standard roads in Ondo, Ekiti etc

lets start sharing pictures
SW doesnt start and end in federal govt developed Lagos

It would have made more to answer my questions before insulting me.
You are right. I have never been to Benin .before

Omobude244:
lolz
first ring road

yet the people from this state will be the first to be attacking other states


The Lagos they are using to brag was as a result of been former FCT
every other states in sadwaste are shitholes

ring road that was built in Benin city before i was born is what this ones just wan start

Are you talking about the same Benin city that has no single gutter on both sides of the road?
Are you talking about the same Benin city that is always flooded immediately a drop of water hits the ground all the way from Ugbowo to sapele road?
You will do well to admit that it has always been like that before you were born.

gannod:
If your father had common sense, he would not have given birth to an Inbec*le like you. A retard who could not drive home without insults should be a shame to his father but I guess you inherited the stupidity from your dad, who did not train you well to comport your self on a forum like this. When next you want to comment on sundry issues, you should atleast chose your battle wisely.

I am glad you answered my question with so much conviction.

uuzba:
You will get misinformed.
Different people will say they are giving you the right information, that you should just settle them first.
At the end, you will have no idea who has the right information.

This is the job of a lawyer.
Pay a token and a lawyer will get you legit info.

soullove1881:
There are thousands of Yorubas in AKWA IBOM and Uyo. So I don't think your assertion about Yorubas not traveling outside their state is correct. In fact, most of ogas in Mobil at Ibeno are YORUBAS. In fact most of the best schools in Uyo are owned by them.

There are fools you should learn to ignore on Nairaland. Especially those that make sweeping generalisation.

If APGA chairman sef see appointment, hin go take sharp sharp.

After all, someone sworn that he should die should he decide to leave a particular party.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Watch them shift blame to Igbo people. They can never fight their master.

Your apprehension is understandable.
The mark of how they butchered your ancestors in their thousand is still on your mind.

Take time to weep over that and let the other ones settle themselves.