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KennethEnyi:
U are a fool

Lol

KennethEnyi:
U are a fool

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NotKnown:
So sad.

He was my senior in GSS Kuru

E.K house to be precise.

Very quiet and humble guy then.

Still took the humility up to the university and in life.

What made that mad boy kill him is what I don't know.

For him to even hold him by the neck from behind and stab him shows the boy is a coward.

Kosite spotted!

Seems I know him too. Still trying to see the picture clearly, these boys of nowadays are something else.

Studied physics, taught in a technical school before I venture into something else.

These boys in most technical schools are hardened man. Been close to them, got to know alot. Nothing left in these boys except useless things. I don see things my brother

Much love my brother.
And RIP to the Kosite and Josite!

This govt has done more illegality than Idi Amin

How can a sitting governor became a party chairman leaves more to the imagination.


The rule of law is a joke to this government. And black is the new white.

But what do I know?

Lol Rubbish!

I have work in various types of jobs and working in BDC was my second job.

So let tell you an insider story.

Half of Nigeria's budget is stolen and half of that stolen money is converted to dollars and kept and homes and other places.

Now, how can a corrupt government official change his money? Through BDCs.

Now as soon as BDCs are not in possession of dollars-both real and artificial demand goes up.

So that is where the problems come.

Dollar will hit #600 by next week. This is the time to hoard ur dollars my people

That neighborhood girl thing is sweet iswear untill u jam an ogbanje

Lol


These guys spoke in the language the president understands

We in madness era

E go be

That guy did nothing wrong.

FG should leave him alone

E go be

Oga I didn't know this until I had an experience.

A girl can get pregnant without you ejaculating. It's 100% possible through your precum.

Go buy pampers my brother.

E go be ✌️

Oga, pls share us WhatsApp link make we follow

Most norther federal universities are cheap including the state universities.

If your head dey blow steam small u go be hotcake there.

But no reason UniAbuja that one no be north o. No go Illorin, na there u go Kee yasef.

Far north, maiduguri, adamawa, sokoto, jigawa, burning kebbi, lafia, Minna

Apart from Minna those states have rubbish unis sha

I left out some states for a reason. If you really want to learn well go Jos or Zaria.

All my exes are my homies. I no get time to hate.

You invite me I show up

Chai.

From politics to business. The story of unpaid salaries is everywhere.

I pray you all don't work for the wrong organization or place..

31 months no be small thing.

Haha

I give it to this pretty milf. She is down to earth and cute anytime anyday and twice on her birthday

And we share the same birthday again!

She shy away from funny scandal. That na my aunty crush abeg

Happy birthday to me and her.

Rubbish!

From mere seeing of the name "Ubale" I know what he will say.

I have traversed the length and breath of this country and I can tell you for a fact that I have not been to any village with only 2G in this country.

This is just a cooked up report to ensure that the northerners exempt themselves from electronic transfer of results.

Lagos results will be collated electronically while Kano and maiduguri are cooking figures


But these stupid and rubbish Southern assembly members are oblivious of the game at play.

E go be

Rubbish!

Next Rubbish pls

Some things are painful...


Been accused and technically sacked by my uncle who happens to be my boss because some people think I was a threat to them.

It was easy because a pastor was drafted to tell him I was a witch that will drain his finances. For a business that depended solely on government for Buhari period?

Ah. It was painful when I got to know but thank God... Man no be God

We move...

E go be ✌️

Oga, follow ugly girls and solve part of the worlds problems. You no go die


E go be ✌️

U guys should be putting pictures abeg.

This one I have to go google the kind elitebook

This is the kind news we should be seeing in this country. But we know it's not possible


Na cows and namidi cownu issue full everywhere

We pray for better leadership sha

E go be ✌️

He played his game and his time was up.

Other players have replaced him playing the same game.


E go be ✌️

Chai!
It is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind that the vegetable of a president is not just incompetent but a monumental disaster.

But u see, everyone is fighting for his stomach so the govt can just hire any baggar for 2k to do a counter protest.

If they ask me whether I've been through a disaster? I will proudly say yes. Because I've experienced BUhari

E go be!

Sirmuel1:
Ahmed biko, go find Club. You need more money before you retire

Oga who told you his broke. That guy got investments scattered. He came back to oversee them

Eya!
These guys wan chop this one die

Nigerian politics is not for the faint hearted

I would rather be a mayor in a village in US than this shithole
E go be ✌️

As a former teacher myself I can tell you for a fact, students are not interested in school again.
I remember a day I sent one of my student out of my class and he told me "las las sch sef na scam"
Another of my student left school to join yahoo in Benin and he is still in SS2. He almost put us in trouble if not because of his understanding Dad. This kind of wahala in a Unity school talk more of these day schools.

If you mark waec, neco or NABTEB the same answers you see from a student in surulere is the same answer you will see from a student in jos. Do they have the same teacher, notes or textbook? No! They get the answers from the same website which obviously charges 2k per paper. How will a student read if he knows that "chokez" is readily available at a cheap price. Sometimes I will organize extra lessons for free just to cover syllabus but the students will beg me to go and rest. Can you imagine?

Close to half of my SS3 students smoke and the female students will tell you unimaginable tales. And sometimes you don't blame these students. They are the reflection of the society. You don't face the mirror and see someone else.

Guys, the future is bleak. I lost interest in teaching so I left. Nothing dey dia.

Now I face data science working on projects and do my borehole work. Las las na my peace I want.



E go be ✌️

Bottom line...
Make money or steal money in government
Thank me later

Develop yourself cos this life one job or source of income is a tragedy

Nothing serious. The manager might have traveled.

2shaw:
Beo shown me way na. Dis your btc na real abibna wash. U sound so fake and u r all over nairaland. Ppl wey get better money nor dey write am down.no matter what. Stop using nairaland to catch trips. I can bet my balls u no get common 500k for your account

Ah. Chair. Pesin wan buy moto u come dey talk. Shey make pesin no ball again?

Pravedk:
If you are buying newer model, and driving in Nigeria, chose Lexus.

You see, Lexus combines nice and luxurious interior with reliability. And since they share major engine components with Toyota u will always get parts.

The newer benz's are freaking unreliable, too many sensors that keeps misbehaving and some mechanics will charge u fortune just to scan. Pray u don't need to reprogram something in Benz. But Benz drives better anytime anyway. If you love driver engagement.

With your budget, My take is that u try these cars: Lexus Rx350 2019, Lexus ES350,Benz E350 or E63 2018, Benz GLE and even Lexus Gx450

Don't waste your money buying anything not in this list. I will recommend Rx 350 strongly.
But last last the upcoming Ford Maverick 2022 is my dream car.

E go be

Ah. I forgot. That Benz GLC is sweet too. Saw one fresh gal inside it and I felt like kissing her legs. But like said, Benz na for people wey wan foam. No be am