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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Too bad...
Why suspends late comers..
Just introduce the time card
I mean clocking of cards when you arrive your place of work
If you are always late then your card will show or reveal it...
And at the end of the month when you see your salary nor be person go tell you make you dey come work early
Anyway what do i know ...am just a pussy banger, a weed smoker, and a drunkard

Ogbeni...na huzzle o...wechat/ courier format/alipay work too dey stressful...to translate alone na die....Google dey translate nonsense..I need to retranslate like two or three times before I dey get am clear...

Chai!
I was beginning to get depressed not reading your comments. Seun needs to be a real ass niggar by putting you on salary or make regular supplies of weed or pussy for your contributions to this awa online beer parlour!

Anyways while you were away, a simp killed himself cos of vagina pple.
Wetin bitcoin and ethereum dey smoke na God know

E go be!

Chai! E don be!

You see what this OP said is pure beans and bread. Most jobs are overrated. And even if they pay you well learn how to run business or good investment that pays.

If your the job type better marry woman wey get sense not those oloshos that only know iphone and Bone straight hair (abi na bone thugs sef). Woman wey fit manage wuna money well can help push you 10x in life.

Hear word o!

As a close friend to a bureau de change seller I can tell you for free you should have a side hustle. B4 na baller I be. I don learn sense by force. You see this tie and suit? It's overated.

E go be!

Chai! E don be!

Another cashing out.
Las las naija budget na scam. But we move!

E go be!

Chai! E don be!

The way people keep falling front, left, right and center these days. May God keep us all safe and secure.

RIP to the death.

E go be!

Chai! E don be!

This is a good achievement from the dullard. I celebrate good things too. We need more of these viable projects not like the one from katsina to maradi of Niger.

I just hope the contract sum was not hyperinflated.

E go be!

Chai! E don be!

I support Bishop Mathew Hassan Kukah statement with a bag of onions, a plate of nkobi and one giant Heineken.

E go be!

Sirjamo:
I do not see anything wrong in what this Clergy says, unlike the one that says Buhari deserves coup, Islam is a violent region.....

Before Jonathan left office, all his service chiefs were Christians

Arase - IG

Ejiofor - DSS


Minimah - Army


Amosun - Air


Badeh - Defence

Ayo Oke - NIA

All of the above were Christians, Kukah was in coma then, he didn't say a word.

Hypocrites love equity until they are directly involved.


I AM DONE TAKING

Chai! E don be!

None of them exceeded their legitimate retirement age. And they were not the only ones GEJ worked with. There was MD Abubakar, them that another muslim northerner. Please you cannot distord history to lie.

This president you are trying to lie for has turned every public service rules upside down.
Courtesy of Buhari we can now gladly have a 65year old service chief.

E go be!

Chai! E don be!

Even though it is no longer strange to find sycophants and hypocrites supporting this abysmal government.

After 2023, the next government "if competent" will be struggling to take us to pre 2007 level.

The Financial Times have officially declared us a failed state.
Even our politicians are doing everything possible to escape or buy citizenship for their families. Unless your in the corridors of power in this country, your in mess.
There are places you cannot travel to once it's 7pm. See, Bishop Kukah is a northerner, he stays in sokoto and knows this country. I stand with what he says. No right thinking Nigerian who has seen the world will think this dullard we have is taking us somewhere as a nation.

E go be!

Na wa o!
Dudes let's face it. If you know you don't intend marrying a lady, just make sure you bang her within few weeks of knowing her and let her move. Or at best face it and tell her you are here for the p*ssy as long as she wish to gives freely.
Some will agree, some will not.

This one you date a girl for 8yrs, pay her dowry and then refuse to marry. If you pay dowry then you have given commitment. If you changed your mind- tell her let her move on.

This guy is not a real niggar. Real niggars bang and move, or let you know what is thier mind. Las las that guy na simp

See eh. Sometimes for this life just follow the cruise wey God carry you put. I remember paying 15k to work my nysc to AKS or Rivers. Na sokoto state dem come post me.. Ah! I curse nysc die that day. So tey people come gather dey comfort me.

But as I go right from camp, chai! I come find one sweet edo witch. Na so wetin I dey find inside shokoto come dey sokoto�

The truth is, if may not work for you. But the core northerners can be friendly as long as you are not chasing after thier girls in hijab. If you want keep your hands intact- no look hausa girl side.

There may not be many job opportunities up there except for maybe places like borno where ngo are many. But if you intend looking for a place to either do business or want to see if you can find a business to replicate in your place? Then maybe the north might be good for you. I almost made my first million too from hoarding onions in wurno. Onions was cheap back then in 2014.

The northerners are good traders, and that's what makes them good politicians.

Damn! The way food cost these days sef

Small sachet tomato now na 150
Ordinary beans na 450
One big yam na 1500

Imagine say ur salary na 30k!
That land wey dey gather weed for ur village. Go use am. No any stupid village pesin fit kill u. All of that thing na scam

Better farm o if to buy food dey hard u! Dem no dey telli pesin

I taya for this country matter!

Ok. Continue!

To be honest. This is long overdue. Most Nigerians prefer tokunbo to these things innosson is producing-which is expensive.
How will I have 22million and buy that gwagon copy when the good original tokunbo is around that price. Dem swear for me? So tey camry come dey expensive.

The truth is, toyota, benz,bmw etc are way ahead. Competing with them is a looser strategy. But every car manufacturer have a niche which when pursued will be profitable. Tata in india tried it and understand, so they bought a piece of land rover instead of competing. Hyundai and Kia focus on thier focus-they are making money. Innosson is making money selling trucks for awa police and army. Innosson can focus on keke and minivan, minitruck, pickups and buses, which the government and keep patronising. Imagine innosson producing this type of HIJET minitruck at say N700k brand new? Won't people prefer it if it's reliable? And for God's sake if someone has money let him buy whatever type of car he/she wants. Good policy reversal abeg!
Now I can focus on more Hussle to buy an E63 AMG like a real niggar

You see this mouth odour thing, e easy to clear na just your lifestyle
1. Avoid all this fast food thing- biscuits ( major cause of tooth decay), chin chin etc
2. Dry drink enough water
3. Avoid rushing food when ur eating, dey take time breath abeg
4. Brush in the evening before u go sleep, no rinse ur mouth after brushing ( fastest way to pink lips). Brush again after breakfast in the morning
5. Las las if ur village people dey on top ur matter na to dey chew bitter kola at least once a day for like a week- that thing dey work magic. Or chew freshly growing guava leaves...
6. U fit chop fresh ginger to.

If none of it works....abeg na Buhari cause am��

That one na lie.photoshop!

You see I stay in the north and the issues are many. If the northerners will embrace this protest and understand the country in heading nowhere under the dullard, I swear things will change. Those guys mean business if they want to

This yeye governor dey talk again

Have you presented an idea, a research project or a concept at your school, organization or church? Were your audience listening or waiting for you to conclude so they can leave?
My goal is to train as many people as possible to be good with powerpoint- especially in this pandemic period where the need for virtual trainers is increasing.
Keep track of this profile and watch this tutorial series on youtube in the whole of october.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sqxWF9MePQ

RigtousSlawomir:
Damnn Niggarr!


The end is near!

A real Niggarr gone!


I smell chicken play!


Many questions need to be asked.


Was he the only one on the boat?


Deep independent investigations should be carried out!



How I wish he survived it, I would have given him some green bottles and enough weed, then some fresh laps to bangg,

But the end is near! He is gone and I wish him peace.



May we be found ready when our time comes.


Repent, the end is near!

Damn! Are you pleaching weed or righteousness? Stop confusing us

The Short Prof anytime and any day, twice on weekends.

But if it's to steal bring FFK

Seriously, it is high time we put this country out for sale.

I need to open an account bon Amazon or AliExpress.

Let's just sale and share the proceeds.

Let me just go to Madagascar

Damnnn Nigarrrr (in slowarmir voice)


Can that Kiddwaya of a guy give us milk?


DoraMilk all the way!

I have never voted in BBN show. But If I will,
Big breast all the way

Sometimes you will think Nigeria is a country.



I miss this guy called Ada Ogwashi! Did SARs seized him phone?

I have to read this news on different platform again and again. How can that PA be so stupid and evil?

This is one of few isolated cases that often make some people not to help. The guy was first a thief, then a murderer- because the evidence seems overwhelming.

Maybe he saw that his boss was a crook and so he feels entitled to steal from him or that he thinks the boss has too much money so he shouldn't bother.

In this life, no matter what one has to tamed his urge and greed. The guy was kind to give him a repayment option, most times these kind of people will forgive after you pay in something.

But nah, d guy wan kill am. The annoying part is that this Gokada guy is a source of livelihood to many. I no send if the PA gets life prison sentence

......

Some women for this life- fear them.

After she go UK chop food, maybe him still give her money make she buy 'oyoyo' come back house, she just dey vex say the guy no wan do again.

If guy no like you again, move on and hope someone comes along.
This one that you must bring down someone because him no wan marry you na bad attitude. Maybe na why the guy free her sef.

See the one that accused Neymar Jnr. Up till now the guy never recover, and some foolish sponsors backed out of supporting him.

Some girls are mad, manipulative and stupid.

Can we just give this man his Biafra and let him go!



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The truth is I don't remember the last time I had less than 20hrs of light a day somewhere in kaduna state except if our transformer do him shege. And I know of areas in Jos that can go for 2weeks without any form of disruption with their light.

I stay in these two places so don't quote me. And Buhari or his minister is a liar if he claims credit. The one in Jos was because of the NIPP projects done by Goodluck. Light there has been very stable since 2014. The one in kaduna was because of some special previleges due to railway.

I know places that go for as long as 2days with no light.
At the end of the day, if you want pay rent or buy land check these things. E go save you money. I use my generator less than 5times a year in Jos.

In power distribution, there are priority areas. If you stay close to an industrial layout or railway station you must get constant light. If you go all these "gamugamu" areas wey no dey NEPA map, e don be for you.