₦airaland Forum

Nothing serious. The manager might have traveled.

2shaw:
Beo shown me way na. Dis your btc na real abibna wash. U sound so fake and u r all over nairaland. Ppl wey get better money nor dey write am down.no matter what. Stop using nairaland to catch trips. I can bet my balls u no get common 500k for your account

Ah. Chair. Pesin wan buy moto u come dey talk. Shey make pesin no ball again?

Pravedk:
If you are buying newer model, and driving in Nigeria, chose Lexus.

You see, Lexus combines nice and luxurious interior with reliability. And since they share major engine components with Toyota u will always get parts.

The newer benz's are freaking unreliable, too many sensors that keeps misbehaving and some mechanics will charge u fortune just to scan. Pray u don't need to reprogram something in Benz. But Benz drives better anytime anyway. If you love driver engagement.

With your budget, My take is that u try these cars: Lexus Rx350 2019, Lexus ES350,Benz E350 or E63 2018, Benz GLE and even Lexus Gx450

Don't waste your money buying anything not in this list. I will recommend Rx 350 strongly.
But last last the upcoming Ford Maverick 2022 is my dream car.

E go be

Ah. I forgot. That Benz GLC is sweet too. Saw one fresh gal inside it and I felt like kissing her legs. But like said, Benz na for people wey wan foam. No be am

If you are buying newer model, and driving in Nigeria, chose Lexus.

You see, Lexus combines nice and luxurious interior with reliability. And since they share major engine components with Toyota u will always get parts.

The newer benz's are freaking unreliable, too many sensors that keeps misbehaving and some mechanics will charge u fortune just to scan. Pray u don't need to reprogram something in Benz. But Benz drives better anytime anyway. If you love driver engagement.

With your budget, My take is that u try these cars: Lexus Rx350 2019, Lexus ES350,Benz E350 or E63 2018, Benz GLE and even Lexus Gx450

Don't waste your money buying anything not in this list. I will recommend Rx 350 strongly.
But last last the upcoming Ford Maverick 2022 is my dream car.

E go be

Odidigboigbo:
It's all about Grace, I have seen someone with 2.1 Petroleum Engineering Uniport, teaching in secondary School after 5 years of graduation. He even manage to secure the teaching job after 3 years of joblessness. I have equally seen someone that read linguistics, working in one of the multinationals Oil company.

Na so this country be���

beulah76:
What is the difference between geology and geophysics?.

Geology is simply you studying the earth in it's entirety. From how rocks are formed to their structures and properties...

While Geophysics mostly makes use of physics to explore the earth. It's more mathematical. I am a geophycist and loving it.

Everyone to his fate.

Let me give u this advice as a geophycist.

If he can let him do it.
But doing masters in Geophysics is going to be a plus.

Kondomatic:
Stop this generalization.

I'm just saying brother! Good pple are everywhere. Not my former landlord sha

ChiefSosa:
Ladies and Gentlemen; I'm back from prison!

Good one. Wether real prison or u wia imprisoned by a woman, make sure u no go back.

Freedom sweet. U can drink beer anytime and bang any day without stress.

Enjoy ur life brother

Nonsense!!!

If the grazing route enter my house let them reclaim it

Na only hausa man fit return money now for this country.


U see this ipob and afonja people? E no fit happen.

But dem still give us terrorist as president.

E go be

Oga, make more money and move out of that house.

Until then, mind your business.

This brother this brother that na wahala

If a man f*CK up ,tell am and move

E go be

Hmmm.

Ordinary white beans na 1k per mudu.
1k wey for buy me 2mudu!

See, wahala dey this country.

E go be

I'm a core CR7 fan but what the guy did was pure arrogance.

Some people become made and start doing anyhow.

These sponsors spent money to make football enjoyable-Period.

Can gate fee charges alone pay players wages?
What is his business with coke if he only wants to drink water.

And that stupid Pogba, he craves to play in the champions league which is largely publicize by Heineken. Let him stop playing.
Hypocrite

In this life...f*CK a woman well...


E get why...


Take this advice seriously becos only few people fit tell you this true talk.


E go be

You see. The average northerner does not concern himself with matters of development nor advancement. To them-eat, marry and bang plenty pussies.

That is why your president will care less if he uses the entire resources of the nation to please his ego and to show his terrorist cousins that he is in charge of this shithole.

E go be.

Offpoint1:
The only marketing Job I'll ever take is that of company selling Ewa goyin and bread... Or invest 1k and get 100k returns... Anything outside that in Nigeria is

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Weyrey

Rubbish!
Perfumes are made of ethanol or methanol.

Spraying it close to fire is dangerous and a recipe for disaster!

Na just ignorance these people carry for head.

RIP to the death

femifemi1:
How can you as a guy say you don't have time to persuade a girl, we are talking about a girl you perceived to meet your criteria here and not some random Olosho walking and stalking the street for one time meal

It is in a makeup of a real man to have the feel of conquering something. It's either we have men who are now timid, weak, non confrontational or a man who only believe that only money makes a man.

How would you feel as a man to walk up to a lady and before you say I like you, she is smiling and saying am all yours? Only girls that are secretly positioned to steal your destiny act like that, and this includes the Olosho mamas

In the real animal domineering kingdom male birds dance, show muscles and some even fight to death for the love of the female.

All I read are guys saying that they woo a girl just to fv*k...if that's all that you think about all day long as a gee then something is wrong somewhere. Money can get you a good damn s*x, a good looking cutie, a red lips curvecious anatos, but not a hearty love.

And if you are afraid of heart break as a man, then your journey into the world of manhood has not began.......be a man that conquer.

Chai!
I no follow your matter o

victorazy:
Abeg where is the cheap babe?

Am looking for her to marry biko!
Give her my number.

Play hard to get babes are turnoff to me.

Same thing with me. Girl wey no go give me money sef dey follow waste my time

Na to bounce! E go be ✌️

See ehn. This country issue taya me

If Dem like make Dem sell the country, make e fall for river or make dem use bleach wash am.


I no send again.

This county matter too much abeg

See ehn. This country issue taya me

If Dem like make Dem sell the country, make e fall for river or dem use bleach wash am.


I no send again.

This county matter too much abeg

DemonInvoker:
I Have A Lot Of Regrets...I Was Fooled To Accept An Unwanted Pregnancy With An Unwanted Lady...How Can You Be 5Months Pregnant And Not Even Know(She Claimed She Never Missed Her Period But She Was Pregnant)?!Pretty Face Doesn't Make A Pretty Heart.

The period part while pregnant is possible

The PDP under Seconds has largely became a joke.

The entire exco needs to be disbanded if PDP will make headway for 2023.

Despite the party having enough grounds to show how incompetent the lifeless administration is, it is only concerned with stealing. The meagre funds should have been use for formidable publicity and intense pressure on APC.

But what do I I know? Im just a hustler. Don't take me serious.

E go be!

You this Kaduna thing, the government hand fit join put.

Few months back an ecwa pastor in southern Kaduna was picked up for owning a gun. Now, can someone pls tell me sheik Gumi or Pantami does not have a gun?

Arm yourselves if you can. Paddle your cannoes guys, our leaders are goats. If people start repelling attacks with heavy casualties, some people will learn.

E go be! But shit is vexing. We are loosing too many people walahi

Slawormiir is a weed smoker, a pussy banger and an intellectual real nigga. His balls cannot stick to one pussy.

So this wedding is cancelled

Ok. Guns everywhere...

Toh!

ddazz:
UNIABUJA

Which UniAbuja? Na lie o

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

Drinking alcohol is 100 times more dangerous than using marijuana, according to a study.

Oga, why na?

So make we leave smoke igbo be that?

internationalman:
You can still observe these things and still regret later..

Life is written in coded language

I have observed these things o. Forget. Life get as e be

yungpowers:
You know the running cost? Please enlighten me on that if you know.

Slightly more expensive than polytechnic. You can drop me a PM to enquire about school fees and other expenses. I'm sure I can get that info with a call. Know someone who works in one of their study centres.
Leave this HND thing walahi except you want do engineering

Oga, if I were you I will close my eyes and go for open university.

The aim of polytechnic is Nigeria has long been defeated, and the discrimination is like agege bread and pizza.

I don talk my own. E go be ✌️