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You'll think this is beautiful until you are standing under that hot sun, perceiving the smell from sweats of hundreds of people mixed with different body sprays both good and bad.

Then the colors will suddenly fade and you'll realize it's just pictures. Not the real thing.

Can the coup happen already

They call Isreal small and I laugh.

Isreali has control over every known media in the world. They have control over the greatest wealth of the world.

The Jews are like Muslims, they want to dominate too.

I dont know why that is but religion seems like a means of domination

akpunda86:
Hi all I'm dating a lady who is a mum of 4 and she is 2 months pregnant for me The deed has been done. Iv never done an abortion nor how to do it.
But I tut a matured lady can take care of herself.

She said not removing it pushing it to hubby. Now I know y DNA test is very important.

Please ladies or docs in the house pls when is postinor 2 supposed to be taken during sex. Assuming we have 4 rounds of sex is it after every round lady takes a tablet. I bought postinor 2 for her dat day and how possible she took enuff vodka dat nite.

Please guys and girls advice.

Vodka will not prevent pregnancy. So that doesn't matter.

Postinor 2 prevents her ovary from releasing eggs when her period is due. The aim of this is to make eggs unavailable for sperm to fertilize, thereby preventing a pregnancy from occurring.

So if her ovulation has occurred and you guys have unprotected sex, then the eggs have already been released and postinor 2 will not work.

When fertilization occur, the fertilized egg will need to be implanted on the walls of the uterus within one or two days for nourishment or it'll die and be flushed out with menstrual flow

Though there are some suggestions that postinor 2 works by preventing a fertilized egg from implanting on the walls of the uterus but there's no strong evidence for this.

So she probably took the postinor 2 when she has already ovulated and it was around that period you guys had sex.

And no, you're supposed to take postinor 2 once after the whole sex. Not after every round.

If she keeps the pregnancy, are you willing to let your child go forever? Will you keep quiet forever?

If yes, then let her keep the baby. Its for the best.

If you can't bare seeing your child with another man, then you better get her to abort the baby. This way you won't have to blackmail her or risk destroying her family in the future.

Please don't think because she's a woman, you'd go back after the child has grown up and blackmail her. Many have lost their lives trying that.

And stop f*cking another man's wife. Please

tosik:
I think the only achievement you made in life is this??no p continue

If you made all the money in the world and can't get women to become loyal to you, trust me you'd regret it.

This is the goal

You invest N20,000

I use the money to run ads on nairaland.

The advert will run for one week. So buy the weekend we'll get the result and be smiling to the bank

Or be crying (there's a probability for loss in any business. So I won't hide that from you. But the chances of this failing is less than 10%. That's a 90% sure chance that you'll get your money back and a good profit by next weekend).

If we get a maximum of 100 orders, then we'll probably be going back to the bank with 100k each. That's 80k profit on your 20k.

And if we get 50 orders, then we'll be going to the bank with 50k each. That'd 30k profit on your 20k capital.

My projection is that we'll get a minimum of 50 orders if worst comes to worst. So on the worst weekend, we'll probably end up with 50k gross profit.

You can contact me if you need further information. Feel free to search my username on nairaland, I've never been associated with scam here. And I've been a long time user.

Also, you'll receive updates on a daily basis for every step I take. Your money will be in a very safe hand.

Contact me let's make some money.

Hello,

I have a good business which is already up and good for the money.

But at the moment I need 20k for advert.

I write and sell high quality books that proffer solutions to common problems that people are facing.

The niche is quite lucrative. Take for instance, in my first post here on nairaland I sold a total of 12 books. This number came only from the 24 people that visited my book store.

So on average, I'm bound to convert almost half of the visitors that come to the store into buyers.

Now imagine us getting about 100 to 500 visitors that would be roughly around 100k on the minimum.

I have the store and books uploaded already and the only thing I need right now is the capital (20k) to run ads on nairaland.

As an investor, if everything goes well you stand to make a total gain of 30k minimum (plus your initial capital making it gross of 50k) by the weekend and if you want we can reinvest to run the ads on nairaland front page for larger audience and more sales.

I would have continued advertising on the low on nairaland, spamming threads but mods and bots frown on it a lot so I have to stop. The image below is result of the two days I advertise on nairaland. One day generated 6k and the other day generated 7k.

Now imagine an ad running on nairaland for one week. We don't even need much traffic (website visitors) before we can make some good profits.

I tried Facebook but Facebook doesn't allow ads for adult content. So it's back to nairaland again.

Below I've attached my dashboard for your perusal. This is a great business opportunity. You don't need to do anything as I'll handle everything and give you updates as the need arises.

WhatsApp
234 7017374140

Carchoice:
Premiumwriter, so you are still struggling to get a girl?

Have you fallen in love with dog and cat fights video yet?

Not struggling bro. Girls no de hard me.


I still can't stand those videos o. Totally unnecessary.

How una take de remember username for this forum sha

ziziangel:
Reach me via WhatsApp. Check my signature for my number

good morning.

Contacted you already.

Thanks

Hello,

I have a good business which is already up and good for the money.

But at the moment I need 20k for advert.

I write and sell high quality books that proffer solutions to common problems that people are facing.

The niche is quite lucrative. Take for instance, in my first post here on nairaland I sold a total of 12 books. This number came only from the 24 people that visited my book store.

So on average, I'm bound to convert almost half of the visitors that come to the store into buyers.

Now imagine us getting about 100 to 500 visitors that would be roughly around 100k on the minimum.

I have the store and books uploaded already and the only thing I need right now is the capital (20k) to run ads on nairaland.

As an investor, if everything goes well you stand to make a total gain of 30k minimum (plus your initial capital making it gross of 50k) by the weekend and if you want we can reinvest to run the ads on nairaland front page for larger audience and more sales.

I would have continued advertising on the low on nairaland, spamming threads but mods and bots frown on it a lot so I have to stop. The image below is result of the two days I advertise on nairaland. One day generated 6k and the other day generated 7k.

Now imagine an ad running on nairaland for one week. We don't even need much traffic (website visitors) before we can make some good profits.

I tried Facebook but Facebook doesn't allow ads for adult content. So it's back to nairaland again.

Below I've attached my dashboard for your perusal. This is a great business opportunity. You don't need to do anything as I'll handle everything and give you updates as the need arises.

WhatsApp
234 7017374140

Bonavi:
how can u be Hausa and then Fulani at the same time. Is that really possible? Like Igboyoruba or vice versa. Something is intrinsically wrong with that symbiotic relationship

its not symbiotic. It's parasitic.

The fulanis are clinging to the hausa hosts and destroying them little by little while claiming that they are one.

They are not one. It's only the hausa heritage and land that is being lost. The fulanis came with nothing and has nothing to lose.

They so much convinced the hausa that the average hausa man have started believing in the mirage they produced.

But look deeper and you'll see the proud fulani still holding onto their tribe. But outside they tell you they are hausa-fulani. Only when you probe them a little harder will they admit that they are fulani.

I think someone did a post on this same parasitic relationship between the hausa and fulani a while ago.

The hausas are loosing but let them keep loosing. They are too weak now.

Hi

Please does anyone know how I can get my ads on opera mini or opera news?

Is the ad network effective and if you can give me any idea of the rates they charge, I'll really appreciate it.

Please this is urgent.

crystalmoon:
u don't understand okafor law

then you've not seen a cheating virgin

Kingkid4:
Being decent is part of good character if English means anything to you

being decent is relative.

As such, it means nothing in the real sense except the value we attach to it.

There's no difference between a virgin and a non virgin except that people say the virgin is better than the non virgin.

No difference. Better get your acts together and build up yourself instead of thinking virginity will give you or mean anything in life

What is the end goal of virginity?

First off, people are marrying non-virgins. Non-virgins do succeed in life. And secondly, marrying a virgin today does not guarantee a happy home or a wife that will not cheat on you.

So what is the end goal of virginity that girls must keep upholding it, like it defines every thing they will ever be in life?

True people no longer value virginity today. It's not because the world is no longer decent. Rather it's because virginity is an archaic practice which the world no longer sees its value.

You having not slept with a man before your husband adds nothing special to him in the real sense.

Na why we de advocate make women build better character instead of all these I am decent and stuff.

There's no dot.

Please read my signature

If you are interested in meeting girls on social media just to f*ck then read this guide, if not, trust me you have no business being in this thread

Caution: please this is a meet and f*ck guide. No judgement please. No be only me de sin.

I've met and have it with quite a number of girls on social media.

And to be sincere I find it the easiest way to meet and hook up with any girl you desire.

No pressure. No anxiety. No c ramming or speaking of long toasting lines. No boosting of morale.

Just text and text and she comes over. If I like her small then I can invite her over again.

But most times, once is usually enough for me.

I know there are quite a number of guys running this same parole and if you are a guy not getting p*ssies on Facebook or other SM then trust me there's something you are not doing right.

So, in this short report I'll give a summary of a few things you can do to get more girls to come over with little less efforts.

1. Revamp your profile

One thing I like is posting my pictures. It's not show off.

It's just me telling anyone that cares to look that I don't really care or give a f*ck cos I'm just living my life.

It also shows that you have an exciting life.

There are plenty of benefits to posting pictures on your timeline which I wouldn't want to go into. But if you must get the girls try to post more pictures.

Not studio pics tho. Too much of those is boring. Just use this, each time you dress well, engaging in a fun activity or with a group and y'all are shining, laughing or doing something fun, take a pic and post it.

It shows that you have a life.

2. Post funny jokes or memes... Regularly

If you find something funny, maybe a funny post or image, download it and upload or copy and post it. Don't share please. Post it as though it's new.

Girls love to interact with guys which they think are funny because funny guys aside from being able to make them laugh are easy to flow with and if they eventually come over, they know they won't have to worry about any awkwardness.

Go for her Whatsapp

Almost all the girls I meet on Facebook eventually comes to whatsapp. It's usually Facebook>whatsapp>my house.

Toasting girls on Facebook is usually not advisable especially when you don't already know her in person. Instead focus on getting her whatsapp contact.

WhatsApp is better because there are fewer guys there disturbing her plus she knows that anyone contacting her on WhatsAp is on a 'personal' friend level and not totally a stranger.

So always opt for their WhatsApp number. Now one thing I know that doesn't work very well is getting her phone number and calling her.

Except you are a good conversationalist and on basket mouth level of humour, you are bound to lose out on her when you call.

Calling is just too hard a work, so keep it in Texting mode for the time being.

It's all really depends on the vibe sha. But if the flow is good then call her as soon as you've introduced yourself on WhatsAp and she save your number.

A good emphasis is placed on getting her to save your number. It's important because it takes you a step closer into her inner circle and from the stranger label.

Once you're sure she has saved your number, the next time is to call her. But before that time, try and get a little naughty on your chats.

It's far better for you to be straightforward and say you'd like to f*ck her than pretend that you are interested in being her friend.

Girls know wetin de sup. So no too lie say no be toto you want.

Wheh chatting just find a way to always introduce sex talks into it. This prepares her mind and she knows that anything that brings her to your house means business.

I mean this.

There was one girl that came to my house with 3 layers of underwear because she said she doesn't want to sleep with me but the way I chat she's afraid something will sup.

Las las we remove the skirt and all three underwear.

It's very crucial you talk sex in your chats. This sometimes can be as easy as saying she's got a sexy b**bs, as* or smile and then adding how it makes you feel or what it makes you want to do to them.

Some will not like it. But still talk about it from time to time.

Once you add a girl on Facebook please don't go to her timeline and comment one of those thanks for accepting me or stuffs like

Ginaz:
I can’t .

then forget the Friendship.

He has his own life to live.

Na wetin I de always tell guys b dis. Learn to communicate your feelings properly not doing lie lie friendship hoping it turns into a relationship.

If na relationship you want, make am clear. If she no gree, find another spot and set up your camp

This one way u talk like say you be virgin before you meet am.

I don't think it's decency o. You just played the wrong card

Another glorified self righteous thread from the vagina people.

Men without toto nkor, is anyone favouring them differently?

Goan work harder. You won't get anywhere by using your body.

Postinor 2 is for pregnancy prevention. It prevents about 95% pregnancy if taken within 24 hours of unprotected sex. This reduces to about 78% in 48 hours and even less in 72 hours. It is not known to be effective if taken beyond 72 hours.

I have not used postinor 1 before so don't know much about it.

Postinor 2 is not a birth control pill. It should not be taken regularly. Only use it in emergency cases where the person is not on birth control and you ejaculated in her.

Bello na joker
He's the same Buhari we are praying never to encounter again

JamesReacher:
Good initiative but we know how its going to end up

Bank de Babanriga

MANNAABBQGRILLS:
Now let's get real.

Look at the images below: These are the so-called fled residents in Niger when Boko Haram struck. Now see some of them laughing.

Sometimes, one has no choice but to wonder the kind of life values of certain groups in this world. Is this now a joke or there's more than meets the eye?

I don't understand, should they be crying all the time?

Feels like FG is trying to kill telecoms at all cost. Just my opinion tho