TastyFriedPussy:
I pray it later ends up getting destroyed by a very terrible fire outbreak and also claiming the lives of the CEO some workers and students... Rubbish, They want to be making money while I'm here struggling.

this is the most meaningless and useless comment i have ever come accross on nairaland! See ehn nobody send you, hustle because if you non hustle hungry go beat you!

Sometimes in life shits happens! It's your problem and not ours so deal with it, if everybody for nairaland here begin share their stories and problem too, you go know say your own dey learn. Because i'm tired of reading people problems here. Let me light up my weed and smoke it in peace. Nothing concern us for your matter.

gentleman82:
Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid spending your eternity in hell fire after you die. Jesus Christ love and warns you to repent and convert now to Christianity to avoid hell fire. Only Jesus Christ can save you by his death on the cross and his blood which washes away your sins, any other ways ( Islam, paganism, Hinduism, atheism, etc) can not save you. Be wise while you still have the chance accept Jesus Christ now and save your soul from hell. Be wiser than Satan and follow the one true God. This is the eternal truth from the spiritual realm. Without Jesus Christ in your life it feels empty like death.

Shut up your mouth there! you don start again abi? He get anything wey sweet pass toto for this life?

You did well bro! And right now i just feel like giving your dad a dirty slap, maybe that will put some sense in his head, just imagine someone molesting your daughters and you are living in the same room with him and you keep giving him a path in his back! Are you sure your dad is normal?? Because if na warri here na the full family go gather beat that boy before kicking him out of the house.

HarlequinLekex:
This one is a real genius.

This girl with this kind old face 13 years? i doubt so, i will only believe her age if only they gave birth to her abroad!

ryloy:
Enemy of my Enemy is my friend. Pitobi has no chance in this election. Our focus is Atiku Abubakar

you better wake up from your slumber my friend! Atiku is no match for peter obi, if you dey talk about tinubu now i go agree with you small because na only tinubu go fit give obi small stress next year but obi go still defeat am and he go shock everybody!

these 2 clowns should not be taken seriously, both of them are idiots! NIGERIAN YOUTH ARE TIRED OF ALL THESE MISCREANTS AND OLD HAGS AND THIEFING IDIOTS PARABULATING AROUND AS POLITICIANS! YOU ALL SHOULD WATCH AS PETER OBI SWEEP THE POLL NEXT YEAR, BECAUSE NIGERIA YOUTHS ARE TIRED AND WE ARE WISER, EVERYWHERE YOU GO NA PETER OBI NAME EVERYWHERE, THE YOUTHS IN DELTA STATE HERE WILL MOBILIZE FOR PETER OBI NEXT YEAR AND WE WILL DO IT FOR FREE, AND WE DONT EVEN MIND SPENDING OUR OWN MONEY BECAUSE THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE AND IF PETER OBI EVENTUALLY TURN OUT TO BE LIKE OTHER PRESIDENTS BEFORE HIM, THEN WE CAN FINALLY GIVE UP ON THIS FRAUD CALLED NIGERIA. BECAUSE EVERYBODY DON TIRE.

Your cousin is a very Hot 17 year old, just wait untill he impregnated all your sisters before you do something,

Uba76:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MOkba1Gfg
A lawyer and senior member in the Democratic Party (DP), is in police custody for alleged murder.

Francesca Amony, a former National Secretary for the DP Women’s League handed herself in, to the Police, after she reportedly stabbed her husband, Dr. Joseph Etuk, to death.

Amony, 34, who also served as the Councillor reportedly developed a domestic misunderstanding with her husband on Friday night which led to a fight. She reportedly picked a knife and stabbed him.

There is a thin line between to love and to hate. Chai! Fine woman.

I just found out recently that panam percy paul is not an American but a Nigerian, i first heard him on the radio in 1990 when my dad bought his cassete, panam percy paul is really a bundle of talent and he made our childhood awesome! what are they waiting for before they give him a grammy? he really deserve it

Your girlfriend is an ashawo/runs girl, stop using those big big grammer called hook up.

OgaDeyVex:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/photo-of-suspects-arrested-over-gruesome-murder-of-their-colleague-in-owerri.html

See Previous Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7421750/update-imo-police-confirm-arrest

The major problem with we africans is greed and jealousy. they cut short the life of this innocent girl because of money wey them go still die leave one day, NA WA OH!

phemmyjohnson:
Something is wrong with that team .. they stood up and fought ELP’s best man city as if their life depended on it but they play every other team so bad . Mane the red miss you ..
immediately he left , Liverpool walked Alone ..

you are very right bro! Because immediately mane left, liverpool was never the same again, i believe they now know how important mane was at anfield, they never valued him untill he left, now see liverpool loosing matches to every dick and harry, they never saw this coming because they would have succumed to mane demand and pay him 500k pounds weekly or even more because he deserved it, IT WILL TAKE US DECADES TO SEE ANOTHER DEADLY STRIKE PARTNERSHIP LIKE SALAH AND MANE. right now klopp job is hanging by the thread

GLouis:
Hello, I am excited I will be purchasing my first car next Thursday. I have no experience in driving and cars so what are the things I should look out for ?

bros buy the car first before asking nairalanders these questions, this world is a very wicked place, count your teeth with your tongue, about 20 years back my uncle was travelling to America, nobody knew about it untill he got there, not even his immediate elder brother my father! so bro be wise, a word they say is enough for the wise

Like seriously? What is samuel eto smoking? He really need to change his weed dealer. Anelka non even near half of thierry henry

VKN23:

you saw his lookalike

he saw his look alike and he also disappeared abi? next time learn to read inbetween the lines! OPONU

obembet:
I don't think anybody in this great forum press phone than I do which I believe it as become something else. I can't stay 5 minutes without. Touching my phone.

I have my phone with me at all times and check it hundreds of times a day. From WhatsApp Message to Nairalander to Twitter and so on.

Please my great Nairalanders, help me, how can I reduce this attitude, it becoming something else.

everybody is addicted to their phone and myself inclusive, i even press my phone daily more than you do when i get back from work before going to bed, but when am at work, there's no time for me to press my phone because i will be busy, if you dont have a job, thats when there is a problem, please get yourself engaged. I guess you are jobless and dont have a job

OgaDeyVex:


Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/delta-woman-stabs-man-to-death-during-fight/%3famp

all these vagina people don turn men to endangered species with her ugly face

Samantha123:
Cat lovers in the house, I need your advise.

I have a cat that I buy cat food for, but this same cat doesn't seems to be content with only its food anymore and would eventually come to me with a big visible full stomach and still beg for food from me whenever I eat.

It wasn't like this before and it only started recently.

I don't believe in beating up domestic animals, especially cats, but I sometimes find myself fighting over a plate of food with this cat and whenever I try to shout at it, most of the time it would meow back at me instead of being frightened.

I'm worried that one day it's gonna display these same manners towards visitors when I offer them food and I know how a lot of black Africans hate cats and can't stand them.

What can I do to make it stop begging for food whenever I eat?

just kill the fucking cat! How did this nonsense even made front page at the first place? WTF man where is buggy man? just shoot the fucking cat! i hate ca

Do you mean you dont know what to do? I dont have any advice for you because you are an idiot!

All these drama because of 200k? You are a bad wife, if na me be your husband i go allow you go and marry another woman, you are dumb, because a sharp woman knows how to collect that money back from her husband times 2 codedly, you destroyed your family because of 200k, foolish woman

oshozondii:

https://ait.live/just-in-young-lady-stabs-boyfriend-to-death-in-kuru-nasarawa/

soon all these vagina people are going to turn men to endagered species

MasterJayJay:
Chinese National Turns Nigerian Soldier With Ak-47 Rifle To His Maid Inside Lagos Market



https://saharareporters.com/2022/10/13/chinese-national-turns-nigerian-soldier-ak-47-rifle-his-maid-inside-lagos-market

the chinese man did the right thing by trying to protect himself, dont blame him but blame the insecurities in the country

gloryhomemaker:
This video gives a detailed explanation on how to safely bleach palm oil without any fumes or a choking environment. It's quick and easy to follow steps in a 2 minutes video.

All you need is a pot with a non perforated lid and palm oil.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRUk4mB8se8


STEPS:

Pour palm oil in a pot with a tight lid.
Cover and cook on the lowest heat for 20 minutes without opening the lid at all.
After 20 minutes, put off the heat and allow to cool for another 20 minutes before opening the pot.
You can cook in large quantity and store for use anytime needed, that way you save gas.
No fumes, no choking, no air pollution, no coughing, no near fire incidence, etc.

This is the most meaningful thread ever on nairaland not all those gibberish

kahal29:



https://dailypost.ng/2022/10/14/pdp-crisis-iyorchia-ayu-collected-n100m-n1bn-from-a-gov-wike-alleges/

this uselss wike should let us hear word abegi he is now history and he should look for something to do with his life, he has been sidelined and dumped by the side and he is now history

Obiworld2020:
Can 1 million take me to any meaningful country for hustling aside from African country!!!!

yes that money will be enough to take you to afghanistan

ExAngel007:
A Twitter user has claimed that a man and his friend have made a habit out of pulling up to his ex-girlfriend's house to bare their butts in the direction of her compound.

The girlfriend reportedly broke up with the man and he began pulling up every morning with his friend, after which they proceed to pull off their pants and bare their naked butt towards the lady's house.

@kokeo_zn said the girlfriend took a photo of them and shared on the neighbourhood watch group.

The incident happened in South Africa and many Twitter users have expressed hopes that the man will stop at baring his butt and not take it further by being physically violent.


See below.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/10/twitter-stories-man-and-his-friend-bare-their-butts-at-ex-girlfriends-house-because-she-broke-up-with-him.html

both of them remind me of me and my best friend during my unversity days, because i can do anything for him and he could also do anything for me,

advanceDNA:


Which life is she changing...is this not for her benefit too...??
Which help are u talking, is he suffering in nig.
The guy is doing well...he will be making sacrifice leaving too to leave nigeria....u people are just making it look as if the guy is one hopeless case at the mercy of the woman....

do you know if he has already asked her to bring him over? Please stop jumping in to conclusions!

superCleanworks:

calm down bro! She didn't mean no harm by saying she earn more than him, she just want to give us the whole story so she can get the best advice from sensible nairalanders because thats what she really needs right now

Confusedgirlie:
I knew him before leaving the country. He was in Nigeria and was doing quite okay, even though I was earning more than him.

We separated for a while since I wanted to focus a little on my new life. But recently, we connected again. I'm just realizing I still have something for him in spite of the time and distance. But I'm really confused about starting anything because it will mean that I have to bring him over.

What are the chances he won't take advantage of me?

do you know if you are the God has has destined to change his life? if deep down your mind tells you to help him then help and forget about if you both will end up as a couple or not, just do what your mind tells you and if you both ended up having the wedding of the year someday so be it. because there are still some good people with good heart out there but they are few. because you dont know what tomorrow holds

ijustdey:


https://pmexpressng.com/man-35-docked-for-mistakenly-engaging-his-friends-28-year-old-wifes-in-sx/

the guy should have told them he was walking to the bathroom to ease himself at night and he tripped and fell inside the pussy and he told himself that he should just continue because of the sweetness afterall all die na die. Foolish man

ghettokid1:

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/you-dont-eat-this-haaland-reveals-bizarre-diet-behind-roaring-start-man-city-career/bltf18efac145845757

let hallan come to chelsea or man u and lets see if he can score such goals