Obavoh:
God just blessed me and my wife with a bouncing baby girl at 6:15am early this morning. My home has 3 soldiers and 1 princess . I am happy.

Join me to celebrate. For the women looking for fruit of the womb, your prayers will be answered.

P.S: I might not be a millionaire but I do not beg to feed, clothe or house my wife and kids.

My eldest child is 4 and will begin school next January by the special grace of God. I will see all my kids to university level.

I will give birth to as many children as God blesses me with. As long as I keep on performing my responsibilities, I will not lack to provide for my family.

I rather spend on my wife and kids than carry multiple women and live a reckless life.

Stay blessed

well done! Keep producing children like rat

Fira09:


Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7356157/chop-boli-three-others-murdered

SOURCE

it is not robbery or hired assassins but cult related. That was how one guy who was a hit man for an opposition cult group girlfriend was killed too in warri here, they made a video of her lieing naked faced ground and they started stabbing her untill she died! Thats why i keep telling girl to check a guy background very well before dating them. May their souls rest in peace

Pells:
If you the rest of your kids are yours then your 4th child was exchanged at the hospital by the nurses
Your wife is innocent
Don't be a stupid

they are telling you here that the child look like her coleague in work whom she cheated with and you are here saying that the child was exchanged! DUMBO

Johnnyjohnnyman:
Good day all. I have posted exactly 2 months ago concerning my fourth child I went ahead with the DNA test unfortunately I am not her father.

Right now a lot of things have been going through my head i am shattered and depressed.

I don't know yet what is going to happen in my marriage I just don't know if the marriage will work or not.

I just wanted to keep you updated about the DNA.

Previous thread:

you are really acting like your name jonny man, YOU WIFE CHEATED ON YOU AND EVEN GAVE YOU ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD TO RAISE, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR BEFORE YOU KICK HER OUT AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE?

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


We artists go through alot, almost got raped on stage

i didn't knew you were an artist too, please can you tell us about one of your popular song and your name please?

Zonefree:
Must be a sex starved feminist.

says who? Sex non be this guy problem because women throw theirselves on him easily, there must be something special about this guy unlike other rappers

This nigga has dated some of the hottest women in America, he has dated iggy azzeala and now rihanna and he even have a baby with rihanna, na only God know wetin all this hot women dey see for he body, because this nigga dey Bleep and dumb hot hot women that other rappers cant even get close to. there was a time iggy azeala once shared screen shot from his DM with alot of A LIST rappers and celebrities begging her for sex, and rapper drake was the number one culprit of rappers who slide in to her DM begging her for sex why asap rocky dey busy dey Bleep and dump them easily there must be something special about this dude why women love him so much

Nice one, tell them, i once had sex with a girl and his private part was smelling like egusi soup

jokerphilics:

How did you know that the person you are having sex with is infected?

you dont need to know if the person is infected or not, just take becham apliclox after sex and you will be 100% protected even if the person have infections,

YourhealthNG2:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2022/09/27/2023-peter-obi-ahead-of-tinubu-atiku-with-51-we2geda-poll/amp/

For the Naysayers, this not online poll.. This is a real life opinion poll via telephone

everywhere i go in warri here peter obi name is on everybody mouth, Nigerians are ready to cast their vote for obi without being bribed unlike other elections, a man even braged that if heavy rain like make he fall that election day him go still carry he wife enter the rain to vote for peter, and i see revolution taking place if the electorate try to rig the election

obembet:
Harry Maguire apologizes to Three Lions fans after the 3-3 draw with Germany

“Mistakes are part of the game, I apologise. Great fight back and spirit to get us back into the game by the lads. Take positives and look forward to Qatar. The tough times will make us stronger”

In the 50th minute, Musiala nutmegged and drew a penalty on Maguire

In the 66th minute, Harry Maguire again not looking good there as he tries dribbling in the opposition box only to get dispossessed. A little more than 10 seconds later Havertz scores.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci_LjIzNRSC/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

it's no longer mistake when you keep making it over and over again in every game, the idiot is even looking forward to qatar na that one even dey pain me pass now because no sensable coach will field harry maguire in any match because England lost that match because of him, ronaldo was right afterall, thank God ten hag don finally bench the idiot

Odoctor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sa-aoyMis


https://odoctor.ng/beecham-ampiclox-effects-on-pregnancy/

for 20 years now i always take ampliclox after having unprotected sex and it works like magic because for 20 years now i've never contracted any infection and all my friends also use the same method too

ExAngel007:
Nigerians are reacting to the video of superstar singer, Patoranking spotted with a notorious kidnapper, John Lyon better known as Lion

It would be recalled be that the Bayelsa State’s kidnap kingpin was arrested some days ago following an operation in Abuja.

Following his arrest, multiple photos of the kidnapper from his normal life surfaced; one of which included an intense worship session in church.

Fans of Patoranking, however, appreciated God on his behalf for not being one of Lion’s victims as their photo together surfaced.

https://www.tori.ng/news/215335/patoranking-get-luck-say-he-no-carry-am-nigerians.html

can you just imagine this kind fine heavty man like this just use he hand waste he life like this! Chai

michlins:
Better to be assumed to be a coward than to be seen as a coward on TV.

AJ, no let them hype you to go collect more beating. You have enough money to last you for a lifetime.

Invest well and you will not have to be knocked out ever again on TV. If you do well, you can turn into a coach and start teaching people on how to avoid getting knocked out

but if na me be joshua i go accept the fight and just try my best to survive for at least 3 round and go home with a 100 million pounds cheque and retire from boxing and go for plastic sugery for face reconstruction after fury don use blow re arrange my face, he should just take the beating for the money

HonNL:


SOURCE

Previous: https://www.nairaland.com/7330560/anthony-joshua-accepts-terms-tyson#116622624

tyson fury is the idiot here! Anthony joshua don escape death knowing fully well say you go kill am for ring and you dey call am coward?? Even usyk wey still douge you non know wetin him dey do too? Abi he get anybody wey like die. EVERYBODY KNOW THAT TYSON FURY IS A BEAST

politicoNG:


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-11246581/Paul-Pogba-DID-hire-witchdoctor-not-spell-France-team-mate-Kylian-Mbappe.html

and them go tell me say juju non dey football, and france lost today again that means pogba don die be that and they will soon kick him out of the national team and juventus will also do same because he is a disgrace

Kollins11:
Correct guy!

If na me, I go kiss my bride so passionately at the front of her parent. Infact I go even raise her gown up, shift her pant then begin to thrust in and out in presence of everybody while they spray us money.

Na wah! them really complete for this forum. LOL LOL LOL you won take laugh kill me here

Righteousness2:
What a pathetic way to Depart this World.

Listen Folks!
No Form of Funeral Prayers can take you From Hell to Heaven if you Die ontop a Man or woman while in the act of Fornication or Adultery.

Depart from evil. Run to JESUS Christ.
Heaven and Hell are Real.

abeg go open church make you non come dey disturb us here every time with sermons and preaching, non be everybody won go heaven, myself inclusive and make you also remember say some people na also atheist!

Adiob200:
Which teacher in ur secondary school days , that when u see him/her ..u start running.. throw back to secondary days.

I can remember one of our teacher(mr olasupo) back then in A.G.S EDE ,OSUN STATE..u see him u run , if u don’t na beating.

Feel free to share ur own and also connect with ur old secondary friends.

i was a very smart guy during my secondary school days and i know how to dodge all the wicked teachers and our school councillor untill the day my dad decided to visit me in school and found out that our school councillor was his classmate and they both also grew up in the same street in the same village, and that was when my problem started because my school counsellor took special interest in me after that day, and she told me to always report to her office everday when i get to school in the morning, my life became hell after that day because anyday i Bleep na so she go take me knee down for front of school assembly

Fira09:


SOURCE

this one is not new for naija na, because i was once travelling from warri to lagos and we got to a check point in ore, and the sienna bus driver was trying to hand over the car document to the policeman and the policeman told him ''oga keep your papers back because nothing concerm me concern your vehicle papers just give me my 500 naira make you dey go and even if you carry human head inside this vehicle self he non concern me''

Righteousness2:
https://www.nairaland.com/7343413/artificial-insemination-sin-when-done#116851699

she has been barren because she hasn't gotten a real d×ick, let her get a real di×ck make them pour everything inside her honey pot and she will be pregnant, make them forget all this holier than thou bullshit and artificial incemination,

Anigreat:



Messi knack Honduras 2, while the self acclaimed goat fraudnaldo was ghosted in Czech republic match, the only way he could be noticed was to sustained injury.

Get well soon Pendu, I am sorry you bleed.

why you always dey envy ronaldo greatness bro? Let me school you, when ronaldo was in real madrid and they were playing against juventus, and ronaldo scored a masterclass bicycle kick and juventus fans were all clapping for ronaldo in their own home and ronaldo went to juventus fans and bow to them as a sign of respect and it also show his simplicity, and that has only happened to 2 or 3 players in the history of football, and ronaldo moved to juventus the following season, when you also talk about scoring goals with your head, ronaldo also has more goals than that midget from argentina. RONALDO IS THE GREATEST EVER TO EVER GRACED THE BEAUTIFUL GAME CALLED FOOTBALL AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

StagethemTVee:
A 73 year old woman who participated in the Abuja march in support of Peter Obi's candidacy has challenged Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Abubakar Atiku to a walk.
According to her, she believes the presidential aspirants of APC and PDP respectively should take up the challenge since she is older than both of them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1My9KjRo5VU

truth be told tinubu is gradually dieing, he don dey peep he grave already, he supposed dey one place relax dey eat he billions instead of shouting emilokan up and down, this na why God non dey partial because everybody na 6 feet and nothing fit save you when your time reach, not even your billions

TheEndless:

As in ehn. Dem feel say na so e easy. And e nor pass dating wey dey wan do so.

non mind them, them think say he easy, them plenty for my street here.

Redstubpen:
My God ,Let my own story be told far and wide very soon. I'm losing strength, losing steam and patience is far gone, hope is dim even the light at the bottom of the tunnel just a twinkle, and I'm here grasping only to straws, in a world they say is green with endless possibilities . How long will my heart bleed, how much long will fortune SMILE at me, how much long will I sing a new song ,and when will salvation come to me, how long? , so far, so long!!!

I know my redeemer Liveth .


(Rant and growing pain of a struggling graduate of 15 years)

your village people dey work over time for your matter. Please get up and do something nothing on earth can stop you, the only person that can stop you is you.

You are not smart! Cant you read the handwriting on the wall? You don alread marry na dowry remain for you to go pay, play with this girl first make she kick your other leg comot from ground. Bros finish wetin you start.

ObosiUkwalla:
Dear Abuja residents..

So i have a relative who relocated to abuja as he got a job offer in the city.

He has been house hunting, he finally got a Two-bed room and one parlour apartment in Lugbe Area. He was asked to pay 980k in total.
The rent is 800k. Caution is 100k, Agent is 10% of rent = 80k

I humbly want to know if its worth paying for or should he keep looking? Abuja residents, pls help a brother out

Are you for real or is this april fool?? That kind of money will get you a duplex with 24/7 electricity (solar) and security in warri here, and am paying 20k only for a brand new compound for warri here with master bedroom and an additional toilet and bathroom for 20k monthly and i dey complain, chai this life non balance oh!

officialwdhtv:
Trendy video of newly "recruited" yahooboys at their first day at work

Take a listen!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCuvdMhBjY

by the time them don press for 2 years and them non see one naira them non go tell the before them go go find factory work. Because them non dey tell deaf say war dey come

Kids of nowadays are spoilt sha! Those days we dare not choose the type of food our mom gave us, and she go even give us without and them non born you well to request for meat or fish.

Invading ukraine was the biggest mistake putin ever made, putin never saw this coming, putin just foolishly gave the west what they have been looking for. Believe it or not russia is fighting a proxy war with nato. Putin knows he has already lost the war in ukraine but he is too proud to admit it. Bet me, putin will end up like ghadafi of libya. The west are waiting to place his head on a stake

Ginaz:
A teen in my compound has a problem with body odor. several times she come to my house left the air smelling so stale and rotten, i noticed her younger sister had same issue too.

i couldn't take it anymore, it was so bad and i was afraid she might be mocked in the future if nothing is done to combat it.

i asked her if she ever heard about roll-on or antiperspirant, she replied NO! and this is someone using an iphone and changes clothing periodically.

i gave her my antiperspirant and taught her the need to use it daily as most of the odor comes from her armpit. i told her point blank she doesn't smell nice, her face changed somehow as if i insulted her and she left.

i saw her today and she walked passed me while i was trying to talk to her.

did i do wrong ? children of these days.

you did nothing wrong by telling her point blank that she has body odour since she is a teen. Like say na adult na just to dey buy her steady roll on