₦airaland Forum

AngelicBeing:
l wish we have lots of Arab spring versions across Africa especially in countries that have sit tight leaders / dictators,Ogogoro, pounded yam and Egusi eating pot bellied, burukutu / Suya eating dead President and they should be stoned out of office, flogged and jailed

Your cane go break or the chilli finish before flogging all them inhumane Nigerian leaders?

Our souls are wowed Op . Good job.

AngelicBeing:
Are you a learner, almost all religions frown against premarital sex but it is still been committed everywhere daily, Abeg leave matter, Na today

But some religions follow up on that matter than others.

sukkot:
yeah brah i aint taking such risks with my life. lmao. no punany is worth my life

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Lol. All die na die.

AnalQueenluci:
Tanks my angel ,the whole issue here is fear.

U fear army ladies because der ar on uniform, i have a female friend here .
She is a fatal,fierce and clever assassin u wont knw .
She kills in brazil,south africa ,dubai and come n rest in naija for months
And pple are dying for her because of her sexy laps gotten from thick extreme exercise.(dey dnt knw)
Here in nairaland she is d most jovial.
Fear fear ...dats wat i wanna quench

And the guy just went out of his way writing an epistle telling you the "fear" is not misguided and can be dissuaded mainly by an improvement in the attitude of uniformed personnel, ladies more.

And I confess i'm envious small that you haven't called me "my angel" Atleast call me something half sweet na

GloryIsaac:
Basically, it's clear that parachute for each passenger won't happen, the reasons are too much as you've rightly explained.

I saw an explanatory video about a new type of plane that would be designed to have some sort of demarcation between the passenger cabin and the cockpit. It will be able to detach from the cockpit and the wings in an emergency situation and engage in a free fall for a little time before two very large parachutes are automatically deployed to give It balance and drastically reduce it's impact on the ground or water. Also it will have large floaters deployed below it that can land on the ground and on water.
But, the challenge with this plane is if there'll be strong maintenance on the hooks that will hold the body of the plane to the cockpit and its wings, and an avoidance of a situation where the hooks fail to detach from the cockpit and wings.

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For the sake of multiple concerns about the lives of the pilots, it should be made clear that they are expected to evacuate the cockpit before detachment. It could be by ejection or most likely having to join the passenger cabin before hitting 'detach'.

So, to any pilot reading this, your life also matters, no one is leaving you behind.

To improve efficiency and reduce weight on hooks, divided (2 or 3 separate segments) passenger capsule each with its parachute systems ( hooks and all) or mini emergency float (Control descent) engine in each segment/separate capsule

Big guns in aviation or .........monitoring or by proxy can get this info and implement .

JOMAX:
it is unethical for a Captain to abandon ship with passengers aboard. He is always the last man to disembark. This case is even better as it gives him the opportunity to calm and guide the passengers while setting off other protocols for emergency help or rescue operation. Sometimes tracking and rescue could take beyond 24hours depending on location and conditions

Tracking and rescue shouldn't be a big deal if lives are saved. Afterall crashed planes are already being tracked. Moreso, the passenger capsule can have its own SOS trackable devices.

Naajjii:
Fulani is planning to kill just as you people are also planning to kill more people with your fake drugs you distribute to pharmacists where millions of sick people unknowinly buy and also substandard tires you sell to millions of drivers driving on our roads. Only God will pay you people back. You are proud you earns money from these activities.

You are surely a retarded idiot for your conclusion from accusation you cant substantiate especially after my rebuttal and condemnation of such activities by anyone. Likely with high HIV prevalence in the middlebelt, your people die more from it but blame it and hide behind bad drugs.
Shows your brain dead envy induced demented bent limiting, dwarfing and handicapping you from sensible comprehension and making sane deductions.
If someone can sell you an expired tyre as new one even with tyre production details imprinted on the tyre, then you must be a dunce.

Your illiteracy, primitiveness and envy is a stinking disease when combined with a curse.

DanDeeBoss:
Hehehe You go think say na real sef... Reason why I am suggesting something that can help reduce the speed of the plane when crashing instead of individual parachutes ..

What can do that if not a parachute? Or maybe a mini emergency engine in passengers capsule activated after dislodge from the faulty outside.

Each passengers seat doubles as air inflatable parachutes. Seat belts as parachute hangers/holder to passengers body. Mini oxygen flask attached to seats (parachutes seat) to be worn immediately turbulences begins.

Eject button by pilot in sections when he deems it right to reduce choas. Little or no training needed but perp talk before take off.

Floaters as shown in copied pics below deployed during takeoff and landing as routine to ameloriate crashes at those times.

Or Another mini engine (mainly for controlled descent) inside the passenger capsule after normal faulty engine and luggage's are dislodged in the faulty main one.

Humans must get this right for the love of humanity.
Any number saved is better than non.

Naajjii:
Iyamiri answer my question you people and fulani who are mass killers? Who killed the most? You kill with your fake drugs and fake tires you sell respibsible for majority of accidents.

Goat you are accusing igbos without substantial proof unlike for Fulani primitive barbarism. And for the records i don't support sales of fake drugs by whoever.

Now go gossip fallacious negative fairytale about igbo with your primitive kind out of envy while Fulani is planning the next villagers in your area to massacre.

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Lol. We should rather do a one day no insult and hate and see how it will feel. Can we just cum together and just blowing kisses even when provoked? How about that pipol?

2sexycom:
Some of you think it is only the government that makes these things not to work.

Let me tell you one sad reality.. It is the joy of men in control of these things to see their country men suffer.

It is up to the government to make such men go away. Soo

SEGLIZ:
what the drift?
I don't get you.

Try a little bit harder. Sorry without meaning to insult you, i wish i have extra free sense now to lend you to augment yours but I'm using all of mine. A good Samaritan in the house may help shah. but does the word sarcasm ring a bell? If yes then your case is not that bad just read the post 7 times with that world at heart or until you hear a click in your brain then either you run mad having burnt your brain box on it or you get it.

Ategberoson:
they're slaves and a mere marriage tools that enrich their individual families.

only few of you can reason straight, average of you feel you're an asset when you're a liabilities to anyone that marry you but an asset to your parent when you mumus are sold out

Yet you celebrate more than World Cup winners when you marry one and gladly pay even the high cost it takes to marry them. What goes that make you? What does that make the children they produce for?

Naajjii:
Mr man answer my question, fake drugs your people produce and sell on mass scale to hospitals, pharmacies and chemists whereby unsuspecting people buy to treat themselves which has led to the death of many people. Is this situation not the same or worst than fulani herdsmen?

princfred:
What % of igbos are into drugs then how many are into making drugs then how many are into the fake ones then are they the only ones "making" drugs. Then what % support that? You see how retarde'd you are and how envy has made you stupid?

Without the drugs igbos sell, diseases will ravage your communities like in the far north where igbos are not staying much and nationwide epidemics will break out but you live in huts calling them inferior and envy those wanting and living in storey building from proceeds of their hard work. Even fulani find you soo stupid for your mumu logic as they recognize their state and ask for alms..

SEGLIZ:
I love the northerners for one thing, which simplicity. life is nothing to them but just the basics, their immediate needs. compare to we the southerners.

Yeah the basics is marrying 30 wives and breeding 52 as almajiris. Any shallow man should love that too until the almajiris suffer soo much, envy soo much, hate soo much or wonder what they are doing on earth and give up on life and become suicidal BH, FH etc. Or depend on coveting government power, merited or not, to subjugate others just to survive. Please even sophisticated moronism is better.

The type of ass licking Osibanjo is packaging and will be dishing out to Buhari nonstop in the few coming years will be epic in a phonily stupid way.
He will invoke and utilize the maximum legendary prowess of Yoruba ass licking to see if Buhari-Jubril will consider him for the high office. There will be no shit left near Buhari's ass by the time Osii is half way through with him.
The man don't mind burning his fake pastor certificate on national TV or in a mosque if they wish and if that's what it takes.
When you hear him speak you will know his head is too far buried deep into Buharis' ass and the stench he will spew will make ghosts sneeze.

But Osibanjo is not necessarily a bad man if you know what i mean. I pray they live him alive through it all. He prays too.
And, Reno along with many sane Nigerians, will have a lot of neck straightening to do.

nwanyionitsha:
Northerners are contented with poverty.
Called a northerner to do some work for me, the guy asked for₦500 when we demanded his bill. Somebody said it is honesty. I disagreed. It is pure foolishness.
We gave him ₦1000 at the end. I just shook my head.
What was this man going to do with ₦500?
What can ₦500 buy in today's Nigeria?
Our conscience didn't allow us pay ₦500,that was why we gave him ₦1000.This is a man that isn't less than 50years.
The poverty thing is good news to most people up north.

It's because they are not too responsible to train their kids in school or vocation nor pay house rent. Even transport fare is not much on their agenda. Likely the more money you give him will go into marrying more wives are producing more almajiri - a cobra effect.

I wont support even if ......It's regrettable to have killings. See free meat. Those Fulani guys suffer a lot to take their cows through different forest. Ranches in sambisa.

kristo123:
Let the president deploy the full force of the armed forces this will not go unpunished...

This country is becoming a joke every passing day.

Armed forces that are flexing in East and South? Such a competent cowmmander in charge.

Richdad50:


Nigeria is battling with the forces of civilization. It has refused to move forward rather chose to hang around the edges of backwardness and primitive.

Why do we keep having clashes between herders and farmers in the 21st century? Why can't we ranch, use the power of the state to compel herders to ranch? Why do we fault the stars our children will look up to in the future.

I have to conclude that it is either the leaders have no solution or they are deliberately sabotaging the country.

Tell them its a curse they won't believe.

Her case was that of Konji in steroids while surrounded by dicks they grave for coupled with looking for rich husband and emotional turmoil due to relationship gone wrong & reduction in number of men applying. All half planed though. This is just the beginning they go beg us to marry them after this tacit approach fails. They want to drag boss with us abi pitiable though.

Good reply by Freeze but he should marry her na or help her reconcile her relationship to cure the konji and depression not only wish he could have done better for her.

Naajjii:
Go and find out yourself, go and ask your brothers and sisters and yourself. Since fake drug is a industry among you people it will be lot easier for you to find out the %. Only God knows the number of death from your fake drugs compare with Fulani herdsmen, who killed the most.

Showing you dont know what you are talking about only regurgitating ignorant fallacy of your village people or can't answer simple questions to prove the hate induced trash you accuse igbos of.

About hard drugs, I guess in your primitive mind Funke, thiefnuibu and Sonwuo Olu and those who support them to be their leaders are igbos.

BMedia:
Not ironic, but cause for suspicion .

According to same statistics, Kano generates more internal revenue(more wealth) than Imo, Ebonyi and Abia combined. In fact in 2017 the North West generated more revenue internally (igr) than the South East... almost double the figure.

So it is impossible for the "headquarters of poverty" to be producing more wealth than those eastern states except if those states are the Secretariat of Poverty.

The logic is that poverty data is calculated per capita (collective produced wealth divided by NUMBER OF PEOPLE) which means Kano will always have a poorer poverty data result because of its greater number of people but IN REALITY Kano as a state is much richer and more financially productive than most eastern states.

Lips may lie but pictures don't, and numbers don't either. Now you know why Kano is more developed than your place, produced the richest black man on earth, is more productive but poverty statistics show it to be poorer. Simple.

Yeah suspect the curse your greedy barbaric people incured by unjustly killing Igbos. Or you want to blame them as if the regions where they dont stay much have turned into Eden.

BMedia:
Keep quiet you're not exposed.

How come HIV is highest in SS/SE with all the so called drugs?

Stop saying what you don't know this is Kano.

HIV is a global scourge and a huge % have it in the north along with other epidemics which igbos medicine sellers would have prevented. Or are you saying South African do fake drugs because of high prevalence of HIV there? Your logic is soo shallow and tatted as you keep making stupid deductions or extrapolations. Maybe poor comprehension due to being taught by illiterate teachers.
I am not talking about the north but here you are displaying pictures of Kano with infrastructure built with oil money.

Naajjii:
You call fake drugs you people sell responsible for many death hard work? You called fake tires responsible for lots of accidents hard work? You people and fulani herdsmen what is the difference?

What % of igbos are into drugs then how many are into making drugs then how many are into the fake ones then are they the only ones "making" drugs. Then what % support that? You see how retarde'd you are and how envy has made you stupid?

This is soo good of her.

BMedia:
And everyone in your ethnic group is rich that's why they're hated?

You can't be this deluded.

And only a goat will interpret a tribe as everyone. Btw, Igbos likewise do not hate Dangote being already used to wealthy people all around and draw inspiration from them irrespective of tribe but do you love Innoson for his one of a kind achievement for Africa not just Dangote whose business is not special but for greedy northern government gifting monopoly?

BMedia:
Not ironic, but cause for suspicion .

According to same statistics, Kano generates more internal revenue(more wealth) than Imo, Ebonyi and Abia combined. In fact in 2017 the North West generated more revenue internally (igr) than the South East... almost double the figure.

So it is impossible for the "headquarters of poverty" to be producing more wealth than those eastern states except if those states are the Secretariat of Poverty.

The logic is that poverty data is calculated per capita (collective produced wealth divided by NUMBER OF PEOPLE) which means Kano will always have a poorer poverty data result because of its greater number of people but IN REALITY Kano as a state is much richer and more financially productive than most eastern states.

Lips may lie but pictures don't, and numbers don't either. Now you know why Kano is more developed than your place, produced the richest black man on earth, is more productive but poverty statistics show it to be poorer. Simple.

Dangote is what he is because of northern greedy government imposed monopoly for his selfish gain.

BMedia:
You're not making sense.

There are huts in rural areas in both North and east.
There are also storey buildings and private estates in both the north and east. Yet the roads, bridges and other public infrastructure is better in Northern states. Anyone that has traveled this country knows this.

So in your mind all the private estates in the North are built by greedy northerners but the ones in the East are built by holy reverends and not evil politicians, kidnappers and drug traffickers?

You keep showing that you're not exposed.

Again your poor English comprehension ability on display. Read my last two post and see if your dull brain can pick. *A clue: The emphasis is on what you do in your hut i.e envy, not the hut*.

princfred:
"There is government owned storey buildings and infrastructure in every state especially built with oil money" You suffer from poor comprehension and deceptive delusional deflection. Yare talking of government built storey building.You are talking of North where most private estates are built by greedy northerners who looted oil money while accusing igbos of being greedy. Are those what am talking about?.

Btw talking of the north and greed, the heaviest renown looters in Nigeria from time immemorial and through different government are from the north. Abacha, Gandoller etc comes to mind but in your warped mind their looting will be for fun not greed. Yet poverty is the order there.

BMedia:
Is the inferior infrastructure in the south east not also government built? Can you compare the roads and bridges to the north if we are talking about only govt infrastructure?

I did my service in Aba. I know what I'm saying.

Who told you there are no private estates, mansions and rich areas in the North too?

See why I said you're not exposed.

You suffer from poor comprehension and deceptive delusional deflection. You are talking of government built storey building.You are talking of North where most private estates are built by greedy northerners who looted oil money while accusing igbos of being greedy. Are those what am talking about?