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pc guru: Get a Pet

lol..dog go make sense abi?

alfredo4u: To God b d glory

ma guy no vex oo..u weren't told to say what u see on the screen at the end of a nigerian movie.

Stop watching por.n, stop m.asturbating, tell ur shagg mate to get the fu'k behind u, don't talk about other peopls problems, talk only when necessary. Have ur mind set on what u wana become in the future, read inspirational quotes, have set out goals..and the most important one of'em all.DISCIPLINE AND CONSISTENCY...

i'd rather prefer to say 'the worse things i did for lust'.......i masturbated the sheet outa my cok every nite in bed

mimifavour: Britney all d̶̲̥̅̊ way

it wuda been easier if u just liked this same comment that was posted earlier.

Alhaji Pastor :
Back in the day in Jos, myself, mikel and some couple of friends use to sing at his dad's beer parlour, it was at the period when we were getting serious with our musical career that Mikel switched to football and left all of us dissappointed, we have to disband the group and everyone went solo atfer he left to play in Oslo but God dey sha...maybe its our turn to shine. this is true life story, Mikel made money and forgot all of us his childhood friends. i have written over 500 songs and haven't got a sponsor yet.

seriously guy u bin high?

ghettodreamz: I hope this is not just an act of blowing your own trumpet Mikel. Anyway, we are waiting, enta da studio make you drop 'em mehn. No be talk talk,idajo ohun ati lyricz ni, ENU OSHE

true talk

i found winch(witch) in a kpof-kpof.!

Asemo11: Abuja day learn 4 where bayelsa day

guy u know book joor! So expensive!!

claremont: The OP asked for countries where racism is rife, I wonder how and why some people on here are mentioning Nigeria. How can a Negro race be racist against its own kith and kin?!
Just so you know, racism can only occur between two different races, and NOT WITHIN an individual race!

If you want to argue about Tribalism and Ethnicity in Nigeria, you can go ahead and argue about it; those are issues very different and separate from an argument on racism.

guy football sense jus full ur body! U too get sense joor.

'cockk head' thats what it's called

na who be the person wey dey say na abuse of uniform be this...nysc na military?!.! Abi u be gov't spy?

outer space! Thats where i spent my childhood. I remember this one time we were sent down here(earth) to abduct some humans for experiments..we ended up turnin them to alienz..never believed i cuda been a human sumday! Bt thnx to the 'higgs boson' am gona go bk to outer space soon!

naija_racist: praise da lord, i am new in this site but i have been watching poeple's comments for the past 7 years

7 gini ?!?

michelin89: It's becoming mortifying. i think i'll send him my dad.

a definite like...nice one

hi nokia centre. U ve bin doing a very good job here. I own a nokia e75 and i wud like u to tell me or help me with how to jailbreak it or 'hack' as comonly called..i wud be greatful if u can help me with it..thnx

femzoclem: ahahahahhahahahhahaa... *faints*

guy my belle won tear for laf!

Spirit of Okija: Abiola was a thief.. Who fathered alot of bastards... She should be grateful Jonathan even did this..

Useless daughter of a person

habba malam! Wereya wayo ohh!

all of them confuse wella!

he neva saw,seen, anythin!

donpeluchi: It's quite obvious, we dont need the US to tell us

guy u get football sense jor!

e don become religion for here na!..u.s didnt need to give that verdict...its like a religious practice over here in naija..no be today na!

guy u no get football sense? Why u dey ask this kind rhetorical question...abi u no wise!??!

i no get ps3 bt na hw much a good one of above 100G go cost guys? Help out

one word bro...no actually, one word and one phrase 'corruption' and 'poor everything'

cyril83: when they revealed "illumnati" ronaldinho secret then people were shocked very soon another bombshell is gonn hit the bar...watch out

chei ya! Si down dey wait u hear!

cyril83: I think you r just passing by coz u don't have any gud tin to contribute. This thread is not meant for pple like u besides diz is not yoruba and igbo matter where u r vry good at

wayneculay man like u! Na were u go see say messi dey iluminati?

cyril83: Compare the calibre of players in madrid to barcelona players, talking of pace and mobility ,I hereby say C Ron is better Than illumnati Messi even u ursef know.

guy u forget ur brain for mobilerection.com? U come for here dey com speak retardish!

Parisgoodman:
I see telecom companies hawking their products and services like gala and lacasera in the near future.

guy u get computer brain jor! U dey think well.

my broda villa boas, abeg chop all the money wey u go fit chop now oh! Because ur dayz na 1, 2, 3, 4, sacked!!!!